Are you single and feeling out of the loop? Put away that mouse and get out of the house. Join in the Loop, Seattle's brand new activities club just for singles. Put in the Loop Singles dot Com Today Rooking Jewels Second date Update. I'm pretty excited about today's second date update because from reading the description of the date on the email that we got, it sounds like we're going to be doing a second date update with one of the members of the Three Stooges or all three of
the Stooges slip on a banana pill. It kind of sounds like that Tiffany, who is on the phone with us right now, wants to do a second date update today. She wants to call a guy named Eric. But the description of your date, Tiffany, in your email, sounds like you had one of the worst experiences ever or one of the most hilarious if you like slapstick comedy. Oh well, thanks, I guess I don't know. I will we actually, beside of a couple of little incidents, I thought had an
amazing time. Yeah, why don't you? Why don't you just kind of like run through the string of events that you documented in your email. I don't want everybody to hear it. Well, first of all, I was really excited to go out with Eric, and we decided to meet at a bar for a happy hour, and I ended up just like traffic was terrible, and so I think I was about twenty minutes late. So I got there and I was so apologetic. I felt so bad. And then I was trying to tell him the story of
what had happened, and I used my hands a lot. Yeah, and I accidentally hit myself in the nose and gave myself a bloody nose. That's hilarious, That's what I mean by it sounds like an episode of the Three Stooges or something. You're just like poking each other in the eyes and giving yourself a bloody nose. Did you run to the bathroom? No? Well, because at first he noticed
and I didn't notice. Oh no, So you hit yourself in the nose and you're still talking to him, and then he just started to see blood trickle down your upper last. Well, because like it just wasn't like it wasn't like a lot of first, and then I used to get bloody noses all the time when I was a kid. So he I thought he was gonna like spit out his water, and I was like, what is going on with you? And He's like, your nose is bleeding, and then I was like, oh my god, I have
a bloody nose. I didn't know what to do. I didn't want to take like a napkin because it was like a cloth napkin, so I just held my hand under my nose. But I wanted to finish the story. What you just stay on the table. Yeah, you continued telling the story with the bloody nose and then be like, I'll be back in a minute. I like it was bleeding, but like I was just getting to the good heart, and I figured I'll just take care of it in a second. I would have been humiliated if I got
a bloody nose on a first date. I know. I just I feel so dumb, like one of my seven like talking with my hands like that and myself a bloody nose. You have hand dye coordination. But it was an accident. Well I understand that. But there's a lot of things that I've done in my life that are accidents that are really embarrassed. See did you punch yourself in the nose? Often just put like, if I ever need to make myself sneeze, you punch yourself in the nose.
If you would need to make yourself sneeze partic, yeah, that will make you sneeze. Okay, I had no idea. That is strange. So I'm guessing that eventually you cleaned up your nose and got back on track. Right. Can we continue to talk and laugh for like over an hour and then it was like kind of go home, and he walked me to my cars. Yeah, And so I thought like, okay, I just figured he was going to try and kiss me maybe, I mean, and he didn't.
The bloody nose wasn't there anymore at this point, right, it was all cleaned up. Yeah, so he didn't go in for a kiss. No, how did you guys? Endo? Everything? What's the last thing? But then I forgot to tell you I did feel bad about like the bloody nose and being late. So I'm like, I'm so sorry. I feel like we had fun, and I'm like I really want to do this again. I go, I'll make it up to you and I'll pay the next time we
go out. What did he say to that? He was He just was like yeah, but like it was kind of like a yeah. Where Like then I got home and I called my friend Amy, and I'm like, what
do you think this? Yeah, sounds like he couldn't figure it out either, like is it a yeah, like he's just tired but he was into it, or if like he was trying to be cool, or if he's not into it at all, So well, it's probably a yeah that he's not really into it because he hasn't been calling you back, right, Yeah, I've texted him twice since then, and the second time I sent a text that said remember I'm paying with like a link face yeah, and nothing.
He didn't respond to that. Like, I realized this was probably not a perfect day for Eric, and a lot of that was my fault. But I think in between those like really embarrassing moments, but like we had a lot of fun. He seemed to be having a good time. He talked a lot, he laughed a lot, and just I want a second chance, you know, like a movie. Okay, well we'll play a song, come back call him, and then get your second date update. All right, Okay, thanks, okay,
hang on brooking jubil in the morning. Second date update? Cool now? To win a one thousand dollar cash Create one eight sixty six moving ninety two five. It's brooking jubil in the morning. Second, Tiffany is on the phone with us, and today she wants to call a guy named Eric. Eric and her had a lovely first date at a bar where she physically assaulted herself at the table and gave herself a bloody nose. I guess Tiffany was talking with her hands and actually smacked herself in
the nose and then got a bloody nose. Tiffany, are you about ready to call Eric? Yeah? You really like this guy? Are you going to be sad if he says something mean? I mean, besides those couple of incidents, I thought we had a lot of fun and conversation was good and all right. So there's really nothing that you can think of it, I mean, other than punching yourself in the nose. Everything seemed to go very well.
I don't maybe he's one of those guys that gets mad like if you're more than two seconds later or something. Oh yeah, that's right, because you did show up about twenty minutes late. All right, Well, I'm gonna dial the phone of it right now. See we can get him on the phone and get your second day and update. Okay, okay, think, Okay, here we go, Brohi, can I speak to Eric? Please? Yes? Eric? How are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Gad Man, I don't really, I'm not
gonna buy anything or whatever. No, I'm not trying to sell you anything. I just need like five minutes of your time. Whoa, I mean kind of back. See if I can get them to invest in some life insurance, let me buy some door to door meat. Yeah, I'm not interested in anything. Okay, No, you're going to be interested in this. I promise no, I'm not a telemarketer. I actually want to help you out with something. Look, man, I don't need help. I'm fine. I'm not I promise
you don't hang up. Hey are you still there? Eric? Yeah, I'm still here. Okay. This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show, and I'm not calling to sell you anything. I'm calling you because I got an email about you from one of our listeners. What. Yeah, Now, are you a little interested in what I have to talk about? I mean not really, but what are you talking about? You recently went on a date with a
girl named Tiffany. Right. How do you know that? Because Tiffany emailed me and asked me if I get you on the phone and find out why you're not calling her back. She works for the radio station No She listens to the radio show and asked if we could call you to find out if she did something wrong on your date because she would like to see you again. So she's wondering why you're not getting back to her.
I mean, I don't know if I want to talk about that stuff on the radio or whatever it is there anything emailed you, She'll tell you whatever she wants. I don't really feel comfortable. Yeah, but she doesn't know. I mean, unless it's something that is your personal life and embarrassing about you. I can understand you're not sharing that. But is there anything I can tell her just to give her some sort of advice. I mean, like, talk to her about it and you'll you'll get a sense
of why no one's going to win another date with her. Well, I talked to her about your date. She told us about it. She said there was an awkward moment where she accidentally hit herself with the nose and her nose started bleeding. Yeah, yeah, that was one of many incredible moments of the day. Yeah, incredible, But yeah, I don't think you mean incredible like an actual good thing, right, No, I mean it is like the most starcraffic. I appreciate you staying on the phone with me for a few minutes.
If your date was that bad, don't you think it'd be nice to give her some advice so that in the future when she goes out with people it isn't as painful as an experience as it sounds like it was. She's just the weirdest person that I've ever got in her day. Do you ever meet one of those people that just blows everything up into like the biggest possible deal, Like, oh my god, the traffic was the absolute worst. Everything is un their lines. Yeah, everything is in caps, flock,
everything is exclamation points. She was like, the traffic was the absolute worst traffic I've ever been in. Might take me York traffic can take I'll let a traffic can take the Mexico City traffic or whatever. She said, and had some all together. That's the traffic. I was just knew the readers and it's like there's no way to possibly believe that. That's what it seems like. You didn't
even give her a chance though. I mean, if you're talking about she just obviously felt bad about the traffic and was trying to make up for it, I see a point, But it was with everything. It wasn't just the traffic. It was every single element of our date, every story, every like reading up the menu, you know, like, oh my god, they have margarita's here. Oh my god. I love margaritas, but I wanted to be the best margarita.
And then margarita comes and it wasn't just like take a step and like this is pretty good, you want to try it. It's like, oh my god, this margarita is amazing. Like there's the four I've definitely been around those type of people. I know exactly the type of person you're explaining. You just turn you're not a fair table, but you just hear them from the other side of the God, this is the most amazing, life changing margarita
you've ever had. Eric alright, shaman on the top of the hill to taste the salt on the rim of the drink. I tried it, and it was like, yeah, it's Margarita. Yes, we talked to her a little bit, Eric, and I didn't get that vibe from her at all. Really. Yeah. She described the date is like one of the best dates she'd ever been on, and Eric was the greatest
guy she'd ever met. That's true. But she kept telling she had a bloody nose, and like staying at the table and kept telling her story and looked like and then I'm just sitting there and be like, you know, do you need something, you need that naskin or whatever. And she's just like, oh my god, you're the greatest guy. You're just the greatest guy. I like blood coming out of your nose. You're like, no, I'm not the greatest guy.
I'm just a human. And I noticed somebody else with a bloody nose, and I thought he might give them something to wipe it up with. Hey, Eric, I really appreciate you giving us a little bit information on your date. Man, that's that's awesome. So yeah, I mean, I'm exhausted now as I was after the date that was the most like a marathon or like three marathons, or like the longest marathon in the history of the world. Eric, I should also let you know that Tiffany is actually on
the other line listening to this conversation. What, oh hi, Eric, does really mean? I don't know why if you were having such a bad time. First of all that you say that'sind of all, you were laughing and having a good time and telling stories too. And third of all, that really was the best Margarita of my life. Just drink because I was going out of my mind, because I'm not all bitter and like margaritas, who cares. I was going out of my mind and I was just
praying that the next drink you was that. It's that Marguerita actually was the greatest marguerite in the world. Then by default the next drink could not be as amazing. It was even better, of course it could. It's probably from the same back. That's all they do it, right. Why why are you gonna be so mean? Right? You're telling me that you didn't have any fun at all with Tiffany. She sounds like a fun girl, thank you. I mean, like in the like fleeting moments where they
were just like alone. Yeah, it's great, but you it's like you, I'm sorry, You're just like you take everything and make it into the biggest possible thing, and it's exhausting. I can't it's too much. It was not the speed that I that I go at. Okay, So then just because apparently I'm too much for everybody, what speed you go at? Like? What would you have wanted? Just a normal conversation. I just want to have a normal conversation, Okay.
I don't want to have to like everything that we're talking about or everything that's been experienced is the greatest thing in the world or the worst thing in the world. I just want to have a calm, just regular, normal conversations. That sounds like the most boring date of all time. Sorry you had such a terrible time. You didn't seem like it, and I'm sorry. I was trying to have a good time, to make everything fun and nice. That's a horrible thing to do when you're dating. I forgot.
Oh my god. I mean it's the most horrible thing you could do. Eric, not be need right now? Come on, Hey, Eric, would you like to go out on a second date with Tiffany. We'll pay for a second date. Well, I'm good, I'm okay, sure, no, I respectfully declined. Okay, Well, I'm gonna say that I regret even asking them to ask about a second date, and I would rather punch myself in the nose. I felt my whole head blat out.
I think you know what that is? A second date update. First, We've had a lot of interesting endings to these things, but never somebody wanting to just beat their face until they weren't alive anymore. It's broken Jubil in the morning.