Brooking Jewels second date date. You know, sometimes when a date goes bad, it's not your fault, it's your body's fault. Yeah, that would still be your fault. I've had my body ruined a lot of dates for me. What are you doing on dates? Stupid body? D And Jeremy's on the phone right now for a second date update, and apparently he's got a stupid body too. Jeremy, what's up? How are you? Hey? What's going on? We'll get to your stupid body in a second. But your email said that
something on your body ruined your date? Right? Yeah, something on my body? Did my date? Confused? All right? I hope it's not what I'm thinking right away. We'll get there. No, no, no, think you before we get into that. Why don't you tell us where you met the girl you want to call today? What's her name? Jesse? Jesse? All right? And where did you meet Jesse? So especially a very funny story. I met Jesse at a gay bar? Oh okay, oh god, I want a boyfriend at a gay bar once. No,
Jesse a boy or a girl? Just he's a girl. Okay, okay, I'm a boy. Are you one of those dudes? Really, okay, Are you one of those dudes that goes to gay bars to try to pick up girls because like they're not expecting you to do it there? No, no, no no, I was actually just out with a bunch of my gay friends and we just ended up etiquet bar, okay, And normally I'm just there to have fun with my friends. I'm not there to took up any women. You know, yeah, gay bar for you know, most of the women there
are probably not interested in you. Exactly exactly how did that happen? Did she approach you? You approached her, so I start across the room and I went up to her and I just introduced myself and we started dancing and fliverting a little bit, and it was just like such a good vine. Did you ask her if she was heterosexual at any point? No? What I did do, though, is I asked her for her number. I think that took her kind of by surprise, because that's when she
asked me if I was gay? Oh right, my number? Yeah? OK So I told her I wasn't you know. I told her that I was there with my buddies and having fun. And then she looked at me and she told me to prove it. Oh, I like Jesse. Yeah, I mean, well that's what I did. So I kissed her nice. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I feel like a badass. It's a good kiss. It was a great kiss. I kissed her and then I go back and she just had this look of just like just joy. That's
really yeah. Also very cocky of you. I kissed her and she just had this look of just utter joy though. So did she ever call you after that night? Did you guys go on a real date? So? We actually after I kissed her, we danced a little while, had another drink or two, and then we went out that night. We went out to Miss Barbecue, late night spot that I love to go. Ok Okay, so is this the date you're talking about? Did you guys go out on another occasion or is this the only time you hung out?
This is the only time we hung out. Okay. We're getting to know each other, having a really good time, and I just to go to the bathroom real quick. So, and this is where it gets kind of not gross, but weird. I go to the bathroom and I noticed I have a pimple, like a big pimple on your face. I hope right yes on my face, on my it was you know, it's embarrassing, and you know, I went through the debate right there. You know, should I pop it?
Should I not? Yeah, I do the same. It's tough, I mean, yes, but also it's a huge red bump, and I don't want to be self conscious that she's just staring at it as we're eating barbecue. Might legal and gross where you're trying to eat barbecue regardless exactly. So I just made the executive decision to pop it real quick. No the deal, go back out. But it just wouldn't stop leading after I popped it. It's so gross, and you know, I'm in the bathroom and I'm like
struggling to get it to stop. But I'm in the bathroom for like five ten minutes doing this, and I realized I have to go back out, So I yeah, I go back out. I sit down and we're eating barbecue again, and then she tells me that I have barbecue sauce on my head. I know, so she thought the blood from your pimple was barbecue sauce. Yeah, And like at that point, it was either tell her the truth or like pretend it was barbecue sauce and lick it. And I'm just I couldn't. So wait, I mean you
told her, I told her. I told her, No, it's just a pimple. Oh no, but that's not why someone would not call you back because of a pimple. Like how materialistic and surface can you be? It's gross, but it's not deal breaker. I mean, that was it. We hung out and ate and then I asked her if she wanted to go back to my place. She was very polite, but she declined. She didn't say gross pimple face way, She didn't say that. She was very nice. She just said she was tired and wanted to go home,
and I respected that. It's the first time we hung out. But you know, I've been like texting her, I've been calling her, not too much, but enough that she hasn't responded at all. So you kissed her at the bar? Did you also get a kiss at the end of the night. She kissed me on the cheek? Oh, so you like made out earlier and then she ended it with just a kiss on the cheek. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe I just invite her home too quickly. Maybe she took that the wrong way, and like I was being disrespectful.
No wonder this guy has PEMPLESEI invites everybody Hommy's dirty. I don't know. All right, well we'll play a song and then come back and call her and get your second day update. All right, thanks so much, hang on brooking Jubil in the morning update. This portion enough. Today's second day update has brought to you by clear as Hill Rapid Rescue deep cleaning pads. This kidding is not at all. Actually, I just googled acnewipes and that's the
first one that came up. But you know who can use those is Jeremy, who's on the phone for a second day update right now. Jeremy ever thought about using clear Still rapid Rescue deep cleaning pads. I have used those before. Actually, oh okay, well you should have had him on your first date. You're just tuning in. Jeremy wants to call a girl named Jesse. They met at a club. They actually made out at the club, and then continued their date to go eat at like a
barbecue place. Later on. He thinks the reason he's not getting a call back was because during dinner he had a pimple on his temple, which is fun. To say, but not fun in real life. And he went to the bathroom and popped the pimple and then it was like bleeding the rest of the time. She thought he had barbecue sauce on his head, but it was actually
just residue from the pimple. And he thinks that j Yeah, he thinks maybe she was turned off because the DATEA did pretty quickly after that and she hasn't called him back. Are you about ready to get her on the phone? Yeah, let's do it. And is your face all cleared up before we set you up for a second date if this works out? Yes, my face is all cleared up. Okay, we're not even talking about the date anymore. We're talking
about all right. I'm gonna dial her phone of her right now and see if that's the reason she's not calling you back. Okay, great, all right, here we go. Hello. All right, man, I speak to Jesse. Please king us. Good question? I think you're supposed to answer it? Who is this good question? Do you tell her she's going to hang up? What's going on here? Hi? Jesse? This is Jewel from Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. What who is it? Jewel from the radio show Brooke and
Jewel in the Morning. Oh, are you the ones who do that bore the Roses? No, that's not us. We do a different kind of imaginative radio segment called a second Date Update. Yeah, it's all kind of the same. Yeah, creative. Have you heard of that one? No? I guess I haven't heard of you. Guys, Okay, why are you calling me? Well, I'm calling you because we do something on the show
called a second date Update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them back after they can email us to get you on the phone and ask what went wrong? And somebody email us about you? Oh really? Yes, do you have any idea who might be? Why don't you just tell me? Probably a better option than being so mysterious all the time. His name's Jeremy. Oh oh ma'am? Yeah, okay. So Jeremy emailed us and told us about meeting you.
He said he really liked you a lot, he thought things were going great. But now you're not answering any of his phone calls or text messages. Yeah, no, that's not going to work out. Do you mind telling Do you mind telling us why you know, we're just different kinds of people. I mean, you know, sometimes you just know that he really liked you. I mean, he had lots of nice things to say about you, that you're gorgeous, he had fun with you. He even said, you guys
like had a small makeout in the middle of your date. Yeah, I mean that's all true. I mean he did seem nice at first, but then you know, later on we were eating at his barbecue place, and we were talking about what we had done for the holidays, and one thing he said just told me everything I needed to know right there. Wow, so one major red flag for you. Yeah. And it wasn't the pimple. Oh my god, I can't
believe he told you that. Yeah, no, it wasn't that he thinks that's the reason that you don't want to see him again. No, No, it's like I said, like, we're very different people. I mean, like we were talking about what we had done for Thanksgiving, and you know, he said that he went over and had dinner with his family and then immediately after dinner he wanted to go stam in one of those Black Friday lines. Like,
I would never do that. I like to spend several hours with my family, like eat and hang around after and I would never just wait leave right away and go shopping. The one red flag is that he went Black Friday shopping. Yeah, I mean he's a Black Friday shopper. That tells me everything I need to know about him and what's important to him. Really, that tells you everything
about a person. Yes, maybe he just really like needs a good a deal this year, or maybe Thanksgiving even isn't that big of a deal in his family, Like it's not that big of a deal in my family. Well that's whatever, but for me, it's a big deal. And we have different morals, clearly morals. Yeah, obviously family time is important to me and it's not important to him. Hold on one second, can I just talk now? Please?
What was that? Oh, Jesse, that's Jeremy. He's actually on the other line listening and obviously really wants to talk to you. Yeah, this is weird. This is not weird. What's weird is that you don't want to see me because of Black Fridays. That's important to you, and then we are not the same. Family time is important to me. I'm not a Black Friday shopper. I want to get
the best gifts for my family. I have to leave and go wait in Black Friday lines to get them everything they want because I care about them and WelCom are you going? Friday? Lines are the only way? I mean, do you know anything about shopping? Have you ever heard of online? Have you ever heard of for Monday? I mean seriously, online shopping? Have guys thought of that? You don't get the good gals? And on top of that, I think that you guys are missing the point here,
like if you were to ever be together. He doesn't sound like he's a person that would force you to go to Black Friday with him. You just don't go, Thank you Brooks. Well, no, I want a boyfriend who wants to spend time with me and my family and not just go running off as soon as there's some deal somewhere. You're so passionate. Thanksgiving is to eat and then you go get the gifts for everybody, and then on Christmas you could spend the entire time with them.
That's not very imaginative. I mean, be a little more. You are super passionate about nobody shopping on Black Friday, aren't you, Jesse? Yeah, yes I am, because I actually have some taste and clap. I'm not a jerk who cares about material things over all. Else whoa, oh my gosh, No, you know what. No, if your family's like you, then you guys are a bunch of lane jerks who like to make other people feel bad about going Wow Black Friday.
You're labeling me because I'm gradual. You're the crazy one here. Oh, I'm not crazy. I'm just theoretically saying, what if we were together and then we went to Thanksgiving together with my family, and then as soon as dinner's over, you're going to run out the door to go get a deal on a blender or something. All right, Well, there's two things wrong with that. One, I could leave a little later. I don't have to leave ride after dinner. And then on top of that, nobody buys blenders on
Black Friday. That's just absurd. Blenders are reasonably Chris throughout the year. He does make a good point, And Jesse, I mean, if you were theoretically boyfriend and girlfriend with him, you may get super awesome Christmas presents. Because of this, that is not my thing. You choose to go get things instead of spending time with people. I've been lined with hundreds of people, spending time with a lot of people. Look,
it's a simple solution. You could just come with me to spend time with me waiting in line during Black Friday. We can make it like a camp out. If that's what nothing, I would hate that. So obviously you and I are into different things. Do you understand that now? Yeah? I really understand it now, it's pretty easy to understand. Hey, Jesse, before we wrap everything up, I'm sure you want to get going. Would you like to go on a second date with Jeremy. We'll pay for it, even though it's
a terrible Black Friday shopper. Yeah, that'll be a note for me, but thank you. That's fine. I don't want to go with her anyway. I mean, I want to go with somebody who's adventurous and excited for these amazing things like Black Friday. Whatever, yeah, whatever, one of the most powerful ways we were into a second date, up date whatever. Whatever. Okay, Well I've already lost interest obviously, so is that it can I go? Bye bye? Yeah? All right bye, Hey Jeremy, Yeah I'm here. I'm really sorry.
No second date on that one, man. Well, at least it wasn't about the pimple, that's true. It was more about you having a black soul because you shop on Black Friday. Yeah, I'm a horrible man who loves getting discounts on his gifts for his family. He's a terrible, terrible dude. I don't even want to talk to you anymore.