There are some second date updates that we do where I'm really pulling for the person on the phone, and today is one of those occasions because I want the guy to get a second date today. His name is Michael, and judging from his email, all of the odds were stacked against him when he went out on his date and that's probably why he's not getting a call back. Michael, what's up, man? How are you? Hey? How's it going? Not bad? Way better than you on your date? Yeah,
it was not exactly the best week, right. Well, hey, Jubile just painted you as the underdog, and everybody roots for the underdog, so things are already looking up. Why don't you tell us about the girl that you want to call? What's her name? Her name is Alicia? Alicia? And where'd you meet Alicia? We met on you know, one of the dating apps that you know a lot of people go on with Tender. We met on Tender. Okay,
that's fine, there's no shame in that, Michael. I don't know a lot of people get really kind of judge one night, say Tender or meet on like another dating app. I mean, I like to embrace technology sometimes, you know, don't worry about the haters in life, Michael, you do embrace that technology, Mike, Well, I did. So what you like so much about Alicia? Oh well, not only is she beautiful, she's a I don't know, like I something.
It was more I'm, like I said, I'm still embracing the app, but I mean it tooks me a while to even want to get to know somebody, you know, So I just thought, just like, Wow, she's really cute. I'm gonna swipe right. Okay, And you guys obviously went out because you're doing a second date update right now. Why do you think she's not calling you back? Well, before we even get to that, I gotta lay some contacts out so you know exactly why the date went bad. Okay.
So I'm sitting kind of in a coffee shop one day, trying to get some work done, just like everybody else, and you know, coffee shop or drinking coffee, and went to the bathroom kind of left a little bit of my stuff out, all right, Yeah, this is a weird set up to something that happened before the date. Well, you know, life's weird, right, so it is, Michael, So why was it so weird that you went to the
bathroom in this coffee shop. No, it wasn't weird that I went to the bathroom coffee that was that was pretty normal. Oh it was weird when I came back and I found my stuff was gone. Oh no, someone stole your stuff. Yes, they took my wallet, my personal phone, like I'm using my backup phone, my old phone right now. I mean that sucks, But what does that have to do with the date? Well, can't exactly pay for too much of a date if you don't have money or
cars or anything, can you? Okay, so did you make her pay? Then? Luckily I took her to a spot that I had a gift card too. Okay, and everything's going great, we're talking, we're chatting, next thing, you know, and in the night comes time to pay the bill. Waitress took a gift card and she came back and said that I don't have enough money to cover the whole bill on there, like, okay, well can you put it on this card? And I put it on a backup card, which I didn't tell her this. It was
my mom's credit card that I had to use. But it's all understandable. I mean, you got all of your stuff stolen. It's not like if you explain this story, she's gonna be like, oh, screw you. Well, they still wouldn't take it because it wasn't my name on it. Oh so you were trying to use your mom's credit card and it got returned to you because of that. Yeah, I mean they said that my mom needs to be there and pay with it, and she definitely wasn't there.
Kind of being embarrassing if it was a date and a mom date at the same time, you know, Yeah, so you're the only way your date could have been worse actually is if your mom was there. Yeah, it definitely, I mean it did kind of get worse, though, what it got worse than I'm telling you you didn't need your mom to actually pay the bill. Yeah, well, she had to cover the rest of the bill, and then I tried calling her Uber and of course my card was canceled order her own Uber, so she had to
pay for everything. Basically. Yeah, what was her reaction to all of this? Though? She was pissed. She was like she I could tell in her face that she was kind of pissed. I feel like you shouldn't even want to go out with her again. Michael, you don't want a girl who's going to be upset about something like that. You're trying, you're putting the effort in. Yeah, but I also didn't tell her that all my stuff got stolen. Oh, I don't understand why you wouldn't tell her that. Well,
I thought she found out. She think I'm just like a dumbast or something like, well, you're dumbing enough to put your stuff there, and blah blah blah. You know, so she just thinks that you're just like a cheap skate trying to pay with gift cards that don't have enough money and then your mom's credit card and then yeah, I mean, the only thing that's missing out of that is like, oh, yeah, still living in my parents' basement? So wait are you though? Are you still living in No? No,
that was a joke. Okay, alright, No, Michael, I didn't know where our boundaries were here. It's not the basement. He's in the room next door, right, Michael. No, No, I got my own place like a year ago. So nice. I'm good. All right, Well, we'll play a song, come back, and then call her and get your second date update. Okay, Okay, I don't need your mom's approval, do I okay, we'll do it right after this. Looking jubil in the morning.
I really want Michael, who is the guy on the phone for the second day update today, I really want him to get a second date. You if you just tuned in, Michael is on the phone. He wants to call Alicia. They went and hung out at a bar, and it turns out that Michael looked like he was broke because he had a gift card and he prayed with his gift card but didn't have enough money on it, so they asked for a credit card. He had his mom's credit card and they wouldn't let him use that
because it wasn't his. And then when he tried to get her an Uber after the date, it got turned down because his card was declined. And the reason all that happened is because he had his stuff stolen. But Michael, for some reason didn't feel like telling Alicia that, so she just thinks he's just really bad with money. Are you wishing that you would have brought cash with you during your date night? Yeah, definitely, but you know, again, had everything stolen, so I couldn't get any care. That's
good point get a barrow maybe from your mom. Yeah, and I really want you to get a second date. The reason is because if she agrees to go on a date with you, we'll send you guys out with some gift cards. And I want to give you nothing but gift cards that are under the limit. Ye, just to do it again to you, Michael. All right, man, I'm gonna dollar phone of her right now. Oh, by the way, do you want me to tell her that the reason you couldn't pay for anything was because your
stuff was stolen? Or do you want to tell her that? I guess, or maybe I should tell her? Okay, how long as she gets the information. I mean I got nothing else from at this point. Yeah, So you want to tell her? I guess I should. Yeah, Okay, I want to bring Yes, I'll let you bring it up there. All right, here we go, I'm dollar phone of her. Hello. Hi, is this Selicia? Yes? Who is This is Jewbil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. How are you? What
was that last name? Brook and Jewil in the Morning. That'd be a weird last name, very long last name. What my name is jew Bowl and I host the radio show called Brooke and jew bil in the morning. Brooke is here, Use is also here. Okay, So there's there's three of us on the phone right now, and it is a radio show. Like I said, Okay, Hi, the reason I'm calling you is because one of our listeners actually emailed us saying that he'd like us to call you. Um, that's odd. It is kind of everyone
agrees with that. It's a segment we do on our show. It's called the second Date Update. So you recently went out with a dude named Michael. Oh, it's great, that wasn't Yeah, And Michael sent us an email because he's tried to reach out to you, but you're not getting back to him, and he wants to know what he did wrong. He's broke good. That was a blunt that. Though you're upset that he couldn't pay for the date, hold on, how do you know he didn't pay for
the date? Oh? Because we talked to him. He told us about your date, and he said that he had a gift card that wouldn't work, and then he tried to use his mom's credit card that wouldn't work, and then he couldn't call you an uber he uses what use his mom's credit card. Oh, that was his mom's credit card. Oh, you didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. You didn't know that. Sorry, I knew that he used a credit card. I just assumed that. It's
just be kind. Yeah, I didn't mean to put him out there like that, but yeah, it's his mom's credit card. At the situation, I mean, I thought it was broke, but I didn't know he was borrowing your mom's credit card kind of broke. Was that just a big turn off to you completely? I've dated tons of guys. I have a lot of money, all right. I've also been on the foot side and data guys that have not that much money at all. Aren't they the worst? Terrible?
Aren't they? Alicia? What's wrong with dating poor guys? Let me say this right now? For me in my life, that's I cannot date anyone that is living check the check. How can you go on a date and not have any money to pay for it? Well, what if he had a good reason for that, though, a good reason to have zero money. That's not the type of guy I need in my life and I wanted to date with. Don't you think it's like, I don't know, we're modern
era women should make their own money. I do make my own money, but you're not going to ask me on a date. I show up and you have all this fun and we keep doing more and more and you can't pay for anything at all. Okay, Yeah, I mean, I guess it's like I make my own money, but I would also like to be with someone else who makes their own money and we can both have our own money together. That's exactly what I'm talking about. That's what I need. But I don't blame him for not
having any money. I just don't want to date a guy like that right now. Okay, well, but what if I do have money? Wait? What was that? Oh that's Michael who couldn't wait until we called him onto the phone. Michael, I the Michael I went on a date with. Yeah, he was actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. What. Yes, yes, Alicia, I'm sorry I didn't call these people, but I just I had
that night. I just had a bad situation. I was trying to contact you to tell you, but you weren't picking up at all. You weren't doing anything. You just ignored me the whole time. Michael, you were trying to pay with your mom's credit cards. Well you didn't know that it was my mom's credit cards. You're just finding out today, So that still doesn't matter. I couldn't even get an uber home. Well, let me explain at least
the right. I just I there's nothing to explain. You took me on the date and didn't have any money. This isn't why I didn't have any money. It's because all my stuff gets stolen right before the dates. I was at a coffee shop, left my stuff out, somebody stole it, and I turned around for like two seconds, and then next you know, everything's gone. I don't believe him. What you really all your stuff with your phone right before the date, and then you still got out the date.
I do have money. A matter of fact, I'm gonna have some really sins as soon as my mom dies. What what did you say, Michael, I said, I'm gonna have a lot more money as soon as my mom dies. Let men have money when your mom dies. What are you talking about? Is she sick? I mean no, she's she's fine. She's really fine. You know, eventually I'm gonna have money. She cooks antique? What is exactly, Aliciah, what is wrong with you? Michael? Your financial status is dependent
on whether your mom lives or dies. I mean there's letter to it. I mean, he's eventually gonna die. We're all gonna die. I mean, I'm just saying, what she dies, I'm gonna inherit. You know, her antiques, and I'm just gonna throw them off. Wow, you've got some serious issues. I mean, I'm not saying I want her to die. I do forbid she dies anytime soon. I'm just saying,
eventually she's gonna die, and I don't have money. Eventually I'm gonna come up on some antiques, Alicia, and then you can have some of that antique mommy death money. Oh my god. And Michael, you are broke. That's what broke. People say your mom's money is not your money. Not yet. But in twenty years, I'm gonna be rich and you're gonna regretting that you didn't give me a second chance. Yeah, Alicia,
you hear that you're gonna regret it. So would you like to go out with Michael again for a second day. We will pay for it. We will pay for it. We'll pay for it for now until he gets that antique antique money. Yeah, good, No, I'll pass. I'm good. Are you sure you could be the queen of Michael's antique kingdom? No, thank you. I think someone else could be that. Lucky woman, Alicia. I gotta applaud your ability to read red flags. I didn't see him coming, you did.
What are you talking to her already? Flag? My stuff was stolen? Michael. I know you're having a rough time, and like I feel for you, and I'm not having a rough time. I'm just having a bad week. But life is about to get really good, really soon, really soon. I thought you said, yeah, what do you mean really soon? I just mean that, you know, further down the line, my mom's gonna pass away, and everybody you said really soon, Like,
are you not planning anything? Are you said? Ominous? No? No, man, I love my mom, but I know she's not gonna live forever. Oh right, all right, call his mother. We're gonna send the welfare check out on your mom and you guys, thank you very much for your time in the morning. Text in at seven eight, five nine two says save that second eate update. You might need it in court if you missed it. Michael wanted to call Alicia.
They went out and he said that his credit card and everything got stolen, so I got a credit card turned down. He had a gift card at the place that they went to and that wasn't enough, and then his Uber didn't work to get her an uber home because it was associated with the card that was stolen. We got her on the phone and she thought that of course he's broke, and she didn't want to go out with him. But then he said that he is not broke because his mom's going to pass away one day,
and when she does, he gets her antiques. So he's got a lot of antiques waiting for him in his future. It's not even like he's got like a trust fund. He's got like he's got antiques. He doesn't even know how much they're worth, and my guess is probably not much if it's according to him. Yeah, And it didn't sound like he was just like, you know, one day, I'm gonna have had his antiques. It was like, trust me, my mom's gonna pass away very soon. Is she's sick? No, oh,
well then that frightening. But somebody could slip and fall down the stairs one day, I'm just saying it could happen. Remember they decided not to go out again. By the way, I remember. If you want to do a second day update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back