Second Date Update PODCAST: Big Loads

laundrat for a second. You see that their stuffs done, you just start folding their undies. That's always good to probably sniff them too, that's probably a nice move. Well, well, you got to make sure they're clean. I guess I'm assuming that's what Pete did to meet the girl that he met at a laundry matt that's not calling him back, Pete. Did you use the old I'm gonna fold your undee trick or do something different? Um? A little different though,

haven't gotten to the underwear park yet. Thank god, Pete, how did you meet this girl at the laundry mat? Well, um, you know I'm doing the thing. Poured some de turgent in the machine. And then I hear this voice, the swoan's voice, say, you're using way too much the turgent, the disrespect. How upset were you when she said that? Well, um, I said, yeah, no, I've been doing this a while, so I'm fine. I never have a problem with my laundry. Thank you. And then I turned around and there she is,

and she's really cute. Okay, because if she wasn't probably like, get the hell away from me, lady, tell me how to do my laundry. Yeah, you're like, you're cute. You're like, oh, why don't you just instruct me slowly how to do it? Yeah? Yeah, So I didn't mind it when she was giving me advice. And then it occurred to me that she was, maybe, but I don't know, initiating contacted. Maybe that is like a definite she's hitting on you, and she's looking for

a way to get in on the conversation. All right, well, I'm not the brightest bulb on the tree. Did you finally realize, oh, maybe she's flirting with me, and I shouldn't be pissed at her for critiquing Yeah. Yeah, I told her that i'd start taking notes and if she would continue, you know, giving me a lesson. I was all, ears, that's a ballsy move on her part. I give her props. It was she the one that then asked you out

on a date. No, what happened was we were kind of our laundry cycles were on the same you know, time frame, and I realized that, hey, rather than sit around here and watch the laundry dry, why don't we go down the street and grab a drink. That's a good idea. Yeah, so you guys, you guys went down the street and grabbed a beer or something while you waited for your laundry to finish up. Yeah. Yeah, I had a couple of beers each, and it was nice, you know. Um it was easier to talk in a bar.

It was like a more familiar environment for me. So did you guys seem to click though? Yeah, totally. We you know, hung out there. Then when we went back to the laundry, mat um up talking and um I thought it was going well, Yeah, I don't know. She did give me your number, okay, Um, but then, um, all right, so truth be told. Um, I you stole her underwear. You stole her underwear, You start with truth be told, and you're around her laundry. I know exactly

what you're about to say. No, I didn't make the underwear move, then please tell me at some point you got your hands on her underwear. You can't. I don't know why you're so hung about, because what guy isn't all of us? She did? She did? I did see it, all right, sweet, Well, anyway, what I was about to tell you but that you know, we'd had a couple of beers and I thought it'd be funny, and you know, who knew there was laundry humor actually probably isn't um.

But I started making jokes about big loads of laundry and you know, oversized machines for extra big loads, and so you were making like dirty jokes based on laundry terms. Pretty much. The only one I could think of was the big loads. Why does that? That sounds even worse? That sounds even more creepy than taking her underwear. I know I shouldn't have done it, you know, but I had a couple of beers in me and as a little tipsy, and you know, I thought she I thought

it would work. I don't even really get the joke either, don't explain to Yeah, okay, loads of laundry, yes, yeah, big loads. I still all right? Hey text in seven eight, five nine two in graphic detail. If you understand what he's joking about, describe it for Brooke otherwise we'll move on. So you were making those jokes, Well, yeah, I made a few of the jokes, and then you know, she gives me this weird lo you know, like are you kidding me? And so I stopped, but she still gave

you her number post bad laundry joke. Um, actually, let me see, I can't it might have been before, like when we were at the bar. Oh yeah, so you just have her number? How many how many times have you tried to get ahold of her since your laundry date? We've actually talked once over the phone, okay, and that went pretty well. So then like a couple of days later, I texted her and she didn't reply. Why would you have her on the phone and not make plans to

see each other again? Like, what was the point of the phone call. Well, we did try to make plans, but she wasn't sure what her schedule was coming up, so we decided to hold off and make plans a little later. So what do you think the reason is that she's not calling you back? Well, I'd like to say I had no idea, but it's probably the really crummy jokes I was trying out. Okay, we'll play a song, come back, call her and find out why she's not getting back to you in your second date date. Okay,

all right, sounds great name. All right, man, hang him Brooking Jubil in the morning if you're just tuning in for the second date update. Pete met a girl named Christy at a laundry Matt. They didn't really like have a date scheduled, but they met there while their laundry was getting done and everything else. They went and had some beers. Pete thinks that she's not calling him back because when they got back to the laundry Matt, he was a little tipsy and was making jokes about, oh,

the giant loads in there. Believe that means and disgusting. Yeah, we explained to Brooke what it means, and so he was making jokes like that, and he thinks that that kind of turned her off, like maybe it was a bit much. Yeah, And I think your problem, Pete isn't necessarily that you were joking about stuff like that, but you went with that instead of like jokes about things getting stiff with starch. You know, that's the comedy gold when it comes to laundry Matt jokes could have gone

that route. Yeah, and it didn't. What it worked way better for you, man, Yeah, exactly, Pete. I think that you could be the laundry mat creeper and you're just not owning up to it. At this point, I was just tipsy. I'm not weird, really, yeah right, trust me. If you're making jokes like that at a laundromat to a girl you first met, you're creepy. Thank you. I'm gonna doll the phone him right now. See if we can get on the phone and find out if that

is the reason why though you're ready? Ye, all right, here we go. Whoa ahright? Can I speak to Christy please? This is Christie. Hey Christy, how are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Sorry about being so spirited and the Hey Christy, I didn't mean to freak you out there. How are you doing? Who is this? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show oh, why are you

calling me? I'm calling you because you recently had an interaction with one of our listeners and they emailed us to see if we get a hold of you. My god, and I say interaction because this is less of a date and just more of like, you met a guy and he really likes you and is wondering why you're not calling back. His name is Pete. Oh yeah, you two bonded at a laundry mat. Yeah, he wanted you

to call me, Yes, he did. He says that since you guys met at the laundry mat, you guys clicked and had a good time, and you've talked a little bit, but now you're not returning any of his phone calls or texts and he would love to see you again. Is there any reason that you're not calling Pete back? Oh? You know, I don't. I don't think there's a connection. That's a nice way to put it, you know. Was it let me ask you a question then, so you

don't think there was a connection. Was it the jokes that he was making after you guys got back from your little break to go get beers kind of off color jokes? I mean, it was definitely like it didn't help him. You know, I just got a weird from him. Did he come off as creepy? Because when I found out what those jokes were, that's I mean, a guy you just met that is nasty. Well, it's more that

I don't know him, you know. I mean, like everybody helds dirty Joe and it's like especially when we start drinking. But then I went home and I did a search for him on my computer and everything changed. Whoa, Oh no, he is creepy, isn't he? What did you find online that made you change your mind? Now? I'm really curious. Nothing. What do you mean by that? I mean, he's a vapor. There is nothing about him. It's weird. You know, everybody

has something about themselves. You're saying, you're like, I thought for sure you were going to say, oh, I found a record where he's not allowed fifteen feet in near schools or something. You're saying that you are upset that you couldn't find anything at all. I'm saying it's weird to not have any presence in social media or anything. Oh so weird. So he didn't have a Facebook, Twitter, Instagram,

any of that. None, and that weirds you out. I feel like I can't trust a person who has zero presence on the Internet, and so I actually asked him, you know, like do you have a Facebook? And he said he didn't, and that's when I'm done with him. What Wow? That quick? So that's all it takes with you is to not have a Facebook and you don't even have a chance. Huh. Somebody who is trying not to be found on the Internet has something to hide, and I don't want to find out what they're hiding. Yeah,

I guess I understand. I meet people that always like, I don't do Facebook. I don't, and I'm always like, what are you a mass murderer? I don't. I can't trust you. I think this would be like a godsend to find a guy that wasn't on social media at all. Like the two guys I know that have zero social media presence are both like construction worker guys who just aren't around computers very much. Sketch construction. They're burying bodies.

They're burying bodies out there. Even construction workers go home and get on Facebook. Thinks to do with their time. They're not wasting all their time on social media and stocking people like I said, burying bodies at the construction site. That's what they're doing. See, I'd like to find out what he's hiding. Aren't you a little curious? No, I don't want to know at all, and I'm worried about it now that we've talked about it. Do you really

think like he's a killer or something? Like? What? What? Do you think? He might be a hang out at laundry match That is true, he hangs out at He hangs out at laundry mats, doesn't have a Facebook. A guy clearly cannot be trusted. I do appreciate you telling us why you wouldn't call him back, but I do need to let you know that Pete is actually on the other line listening and would love to talk to you seriously. Yep, say hi Pete. That's the reason you

didn't call me back. Look, I'm sorry you had to hear that, but it's obvious you're hiding something if you don't even have a Facebook or any I just am not interested. If you want to get to know me, talk to me. That's how you get to know me. Well. I mean, we did hang out, and what I found out about was how big a loads you think you have. I mean, I just think that's why don't you have a Facebook? Ten, I don't have one because I don't

believe in because you're hiding something. No, I just don't think my opinion matters that much in the greater scheme of things. So why should I like blab it about you don't think your opinion matters? Well, I mean, you know, you look at most of the stuff on Facebook, and you know it's like people are posting things that really don't matter in the big scheme of things. How do you know what people are putting on Facebook? If you don't have one, you're probably one of those weirdos that,

as a fake accountant, just watches everybody. Pete, are you one of those weirdos that just watches people on the internet? No, are you hiding anything? No? Are you married or something? Pete? Or you know, No, I'm not married. You're hearing from Pete right now. The reason he doesn't have a Facebook is he just doesn't like it. It's the twenty first century. If you don't have a presence online, you're hiding something. I'm done with this. Yeah, hey, Pete, you're still there. Yeah,

I'm still here. That was straight. Yeah, she seems to have a little bit of a complex about people not on social media. Yeah, so you're not hiding anything. No, I mean I'm not telling everything either. You know, what do you mean by that, Pete? Now it does sound shady. You know, everybody has secrets, right, Yeah, that's part of that's part of being a human being, and not everything in my life is everybody's business. Okay, why are you

sounding creepy again? Many, Pete? Right now, if I was dating, see, I wouldn't be dating exclusively. Let's put it that way. Okay, you're still like, Pete, you're not helping your case at all. I could you trying to explain why you don't use Facebook is sounding creepier and creepier by the minute. See, this is why social media is not good. If you post anything the other women you're dating, you know, get the wrong idea, Yeah, get the idea that you're so

Christie was right. So Christie was right? Then, Pete, Oh my god, what's wrong with dating multiple people? It's but it's like you're hiding it and then hoping that they don't meet the other person. Like, no, if I was dating exclusively, i'd tell somebody that, but I don't. I don't date exclusively right now. But Chris, he was right, you are hiding something. No, I'm not hiding it. Yes

you are. You just you just admitted to it. Well she didn't ask me all right in the morning text in at seven eight five nine two, that says right, this girl is crazy. Sometimes people don't have Facebook because they choose not to be a part of the drama that it brings. Wow, broken Jewil in the morning talking about the second date update, Pete wanted us to call this girl named Christie. He thought he wasn't getting a call back because of a very bad joke he made

when they first met at a laundromat. It involved joke about having big loads, and he thought that's the reason she wasn't calling back. But that's not why she wasn't calling back. She wasn't calling back because she looked him up online like most people do after they meet somebody, and found that he didn't have a Facebook. So she knew that something was wrong and he was a serial killer or worse. Ye feel like I went through so many emotions here because then I was like, well, you're

a crazy lady. I mean that's ridiculous. But then at the end Pete was all weird and like acting like, well, I'm not telling everything and I wouldn't be dating exclusively. Yeah, Pete didn't want to have a Facebook because he wants to date around and doesn't want people knowing that he's dating around. I guess so he still is hiding something by not having a Facebook. That's why I don't trust people who aren't on social media these days. I agree with you. I don't. Yeah, at least one, at least

Instagram or Twitter. Even my grandparents are on social media. Are they really? Yeah, that's impressive. I know their friend requests me and I always deny it. I hope. I just wanted to be granny and a bikini on a beach taken selfie. So if grandparents are on Facebook and you're like young and not on there, then what is wrong with you? Why? Mama is like you're hiding something. It's the same thing when I meet people who still have a flip phone. What are you? What is your deal?

All right? You feel like it's some sort of like throwaway phone and they're making deals on the side. You want a second date up da to have to email the show, and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Young Jeffrey's song of the Week, just a Little Ways Away at eight ten