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Second Date Update PODCAST: Best Night Ever

Aug 07, 201717 min
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The woman in TODAY'S 2nd date update, is the type of the girl that most men DREAM of dating She's confident Shes boldShes READY TO PARTY And even when EVERY POSSIBLE THING went wrong during her date, she didnt get upset in fact, SHE describes her disastrous evening as "one of the best nights of her entire life" so WHY isn't she getting a call back? Find out in today's 2nd date update, right here!

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Rooking Jewels Second date Update. The email we got in for today's second date update just said this. In the subject line, it said craziest night ever with like four urs, so I know it had to have been crazy. And then I read the email and there was property damage involved, so I agree. It sounds like a pretty crazy night. I don't know if it's the craziest night ever, but let's find out. Natalie is on the phone, Natalie, what's up. How are you hey? I'm fine. How are y'all? Oh

my god, you've recovered from your craziest night ever. I take it not totally, like I haven't fully recovered because the guy hasn't called me back. Oh what's his name? Paul? Paul? All right, and how did Paul give you the craziest night ever? So my birthday? You know, do it in style. We're just going around town having drinks and then go to our last place and Paul is le bar tender

there he is giving us free shots. Like basically he's partying with us like the rest of the night, and it's super fun and he's like so cute and like he's like the dreamiest bartender. Oh my gosh. Okay, already you need to stop. Okay, Paul is the dreamiest bartender too, probably hordes of women. You realize that, right, Yeah, but that night he was all nine How many free shots did you get? I do not. I don't remember, all right,

so you clearly have a good memory of Paul the bartender. Yeah, he had like these sleeves like this, the arms sleeve tattoos. Oh oh my god. He has so many red flags for me right now, Like, if you and I were best friends, I'd be like, leave it, just let's move on, Like it was a good night. Leave it as a good night. Well I'm glad we're not best friends and brooke because we had a great time. Okay, okay, well

tell us about the rest of the night. Then, how did you I mean, I'm assuming you finally talked to him and got his phone umber and all that. Well, yeah, it's like we just like stayed and hung out. The bar closed, and like I asked him if he wanted to go home with me, and he was like yeah, So we kicked it to my place. Problem was I could not find my keys. Didn't realize till later that

I left them with my friend Tanner. Um. But yeah, no keys to get into my apartment, and I was, you know, tipsy and ready, you know, the like move on with the night. So I told Paul to kick in my door, and whoa, he did, and he did and he saved it. He kicked in the door. He's a strong man. He really wanted to make that night happen too. Is desperate times come for desperate measures happening. What happened after he kicked in the door. Yeah, So then like we're like just make it out like on

the couch. It was nothing I'm ashamed of. We were just like, you know, having fun, like get to know each other and kissen and then I was tired, so I just passed out. Um no, Like how in the middle of making out where you would you passed out? I don't know. I just remember making out and then I remember waking up and did you wake up and like look and see your door was kicked in and wonder what happened or did you remember some of that?

Um no, because I woke up to the police waking me up, like yeah, no kidding, Like I am surrounded by polife and I'm the only one there. I have no idea Ropaul is it's super scary, and then they put me in handcuffs. Why aren't we all shocked with this? A door got kicked in in an apartment building. They walk in and there's a girl passed out on the couch, Like wharsted in your mind, Natalie are probably like, yeah, this party just got better. Oh no, I needed some

beauty rest. I was really shocked. Oh my god, I would have been scared out of my mind. What happened when they put you in handcuffs? Well, I did not understand why, because you know, why would I beat handcuffs in my own place. Turns out that it was not my place. It was my neighbor's place. We have these identical buildings, and I totally screwed up. You were hammered. Oh no, I knew how to get home. I just

like miscalculated by a few doors. So you kicked in the door to your neighbor's place and made out on their couch and fell asleep. Yeah, you were so drunk that you made out someone else's apartment and didn't realize it was your own place. Yeah, best night ever? Isn't that crazy? Yeah? All right? You know what, I was a little skeptical when I saw your email saying it was the best night, craziest night ever. But now I kind of agree with you. That is definitely a crazy night. Yeah,

it was totally crazy. But here's my problem. Paul wasn't there when I woke up, and I haven't been able to get in touch with him at all, Like I've texted, I've called. I have no idea like where he is, if he's okay, like can I don't know? I need help again. Shouldn't you just leave this to craziest night ever and not pursue Paul anymore? No, because Paul, like I feel like we had so much fun like that

just not normal fun, like he's super dreamy. Yeah, any guy that will do a little breaking and entering on your behalf is definitely someone who you want to keep around for sure. I'm not even sure if Paul knows what happened, Like it was so crazy waking up to police and he doesn't even know that, Like he would die over that story, I will say, to that story. Yeah, yeah, yeah, me too. Yeah, all right, well we'll play a song, come back, and then call him and get your second

date update. All right, all right? Yeah brooking jubil in the morning date. You know, some ladies like a little TLC when it comes to relationships, but Natalie's on the phone, and Natalie's the type of woman that prefers a little B and E. That's breaking an entering. Natalie can't get enough because that's how she spent her first date with the guy she wants to call today. His name is Paul, and she met Paul while she was out partying for her birthday. He's a bartender, and they went back to

her place after the club's closed down. The only problem is it wasn't her place, and she was so drunk she didn't know that it was right next door. I guess looks similar, but she had him kicking the door and then they made out on the couch and she passed out. When she woke up, she was in handcuffs for breaking into her neighbor's house, and now she can't get him on the phone to find out why he won't call her back. All right, Natalie, you ready? Yeah? I want to know you're both so cheerful after a

recap like that. All right? Cool? Arrested for breaking down your neighbors because you thought it was your house no big deal. I'm super excited about it. Fast night. Ever, exactly do you think that, I mean, outside of the whole cop situation and the door breaking down, do you think that you did something embarrassing while you were drunk? I really don't think so. I mean, I'm like, I'm pretty fun drunk. Yeah, and I still clean that I was tipsy. You know, it was like it was just

it was fun. I was still clind that you were tipsy, although you went to the wrong house and him break down the door because you couldn't get in, and then they don't even remember when he left or going to bed or anything. Okay, fine, I was extra tipsy. I was eating, you were hammering, but whatever. Okay, I'm gonna die with this phone of her right now and see if we can get him on the phone. Here we go, Yay, Hello, can I speak to Paul please? Yeah? That's me. Hey,

what's up, Paul? How are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. I'm assuming you probably don't know what Brook and Jewel in the Morning is because you're a bartender and you work late at night and we work early mornings. Yeah, what are you? My name is Jewel and I host a radio show called Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's me and then Brooke is also here and Jose is here as well. Okay, yea, why are you calling me? Well, because we actually got

an email about you from one of our listeners. Who would that be. Well, it's a girl that you met while you were working at the bar. I guess you're a bartender. Yeah, that narrows it down. Yeah, yeah, I meet a lot of women on the bar. I figured a dreamy bartender. Well I won't deny that. Okay, yeah, I mean I figured you'd meet a lot of women, but this one I think you would remember because you kicked down a door for her. Okay, that was That

was Natalie, Yes, it was all right. It was Natalie, and she emailed us and told us about your crazy night. She also said that you haven't texted her or called her back since then, and she's wondering why. Oh boy, Yeah, that was one of the weirdest experiences I've ever had. Can wait? I have to know how long did you

stay that night? Hold on? How much do you guys know? Well, we know that she was pretty hammered, and then you guys went back to her place, and she didn't have her keys, so she had you kicked the door in, and then you made out on the couch before she fell asleep. That's all she told us. Yep, yep, yep. Okay, uh, well, yeah, it was going great. Everything. The date was fine, and she was pretty drunk. But I mean we made out and that was it, and she passed out on the couch,

so I put a blanket over her. I left the apartment, and then in the morning, which was like two three hours later, I checked back in on her with some coffee and a bagel because I knew she'd be pretty hungover. That's really nice of you. Well, thank you. I guess I am a dream boat. Yeah, I'm like shot, Like, maybe that may be the most shocking part of this whole thing to me. So would you find I'm outside the place with the coffee and there's a ton of cop and I'm asking this throll next to me, like

what happened? And she says that apparently someone broke into one of the apartments the night before, and You're like, oh, I think I know who that was. So as soon as I heard what happened, I'm knowing, like Okay, they're all looking for me, so I probably shouldn't speak up or say anything about this. Yeah, so I just hung out and drank that coffee outside just to see what

would happen next. Yeah. Well, actually I was chatting with the girl who told me the story, and she was actually pretty good looking, and we hit it off pretty nicely. And I haven't said anything about that night to anyone until right now. Wait, you were hitting on the girl, Well, she was kind of hitting on me a little more. But yeah, we chatted outside for a bit and we're still hanging out. We're seeing each other and she doesn't know the story. That's awesome. Yeah, does she have any idea?

And so you've never told her that you were the one that kicked in that door. No, I was just a passer by on the street, just checking it out. And now you're dating someone that lives in the same building as Natalie. Yeah. Pretty crazy, right, Oh my god, it got crazier. Yeah, man, Natalie, I don't think it's going to take this well. Well, I wasn't planning on calling her, Yeah, but unfortunately you kind of did, because Natalie's actually on the other line listening and wants to

talk to you. Come on, I can't believe this. She's really there. Oh my god, I thought you were kidding. Nope, sorry, I know you wish I was. Well, we're talking to some other girl? Who is it? Because I know just about everybody in my complex who is, and they like they are not cute. I'm not getting them in trouble too. Look, you don't need to freak out. We're not even dating. You're not my girlfriend. No, I just wonder. You can't even like call me back. What's the big deal send

me a text? You're so drunk. I didn't even know you'd remember me. Okay, I was tipsy and we have so much hold. No, you fell asleep while we were making out. Yeah, because I felt really comfortable with you. But that's what it was. Oh my god, that was the best. Like you said the whole time, Natalie, you felt so comfortable that you fell asleep mid kiss. What's the big deal with my birthday? We spent my birthday together. That was rush. It was so crazy, like I literally

was put in handcuffs. You would have died. Well, actually I did see you in those handcuffs when they were walking you out of the building, but I don't know. I was talking a pretty good conversation. Oh that's cold. What does she have that I don't have? But really put his head to head, What does she have that I don't? Oh? Exactly, you can't even think of it.

He had fallen asleep while making out. Yet, God, you were just as tipsy we did shot together, I will say, Paul, I mean you must have liked her if you were going to bring her bagel and coffee for recovery time. We had fun, I'll admit that. Yeah, are you exclusive with this new girl or is it just still in the casual dating phase? We're figuring it out. Well, let's figure it out too. I mean, isn't all this kind of weird for you here? And then I talk with

this other girl and everything? You really want to see me again? Yeah? I do? I mean, like whatever, life is. Life, things happen, But I think we had something and I just want to have more fun with you. Yeah we did. Oh my god, let's just hang out. You're down to hang out. I just don't think we should hang out around your apartment building, all right? Well, and then, Paul, would you like to go out on a second date with Natalie? We'll pay for it. Oh yeah, I'm down.

I told you I knew it. Wrap clogs everywhere, right, I mean come down we again, though, like not around your apartment, Paul? Is this because you broke down the

door because of the other girl? A little bit of both The text in at seven eight five nine two that says, well that's going to end badly broken jewel in the morning, talking about today's second date update if you missed it, Natalie wanted to call this dude, Paul his hot bar tender, and he met up one night while he was working, and then he went back to her place and she was hammered and didn't have a key, so he kicked in the door for she ended up

fall asleep on the couch. The only problem is she was so drunk, she was at the wrong house, and he kicked in the door and she fell asleep on somebody's couch. And then the cops came and it was

a big ordeal. But we got him on the phone and asked him why he wasn't calling back because he had left before the cops showed up and all that stuff, But he said he was coming back, and then he saw the cops there and he didn't go into the apartment area because he didn't want to get arrested for breaking an entering, and he ended up hanging out with somebody outside one of her neighbors and started talking to her and he liked her a lot. But at the end of it, she's like, we can still link up

because I guarantee I'm better than my neighbor. And he was like, okay, cool, but can't be at your apartment building. She's like, okay, that's fine whatever. I like how her reaction was like, who is it? Everyone that I live next to is ugly? My god, woman, Remember if you want to do a second day update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back.

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