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Second Date Update PODCAST: Beauty Queen Burn

Apr 19, 201615 min
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When one of our listeners asks us if we can bleep out their name... it's always a good thing, because that means something AWESOME is about to happen. And today, we had to bleep a girl's name for the Second Date Update... why? Because she's a former Miss America contestant. Can we get her another date? Listen in the PODCAST!

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Freaking Jubiles Second date update. Normally, I start off the second date updates by saying, so and so is on the phone with us, and today they want to do a second date update. Well, I'll say that today, except you won't know their name because it'll be beeped out. So I'll say the name three times. Now, you didn't understand any of that because that was all beeped But she is on the phone to do a second date

update today. She closed her email out to us saying I will do a second date update as long as you beat my name out because people will know who I am because I'm in the public eye. Oh well, aren't you fancy? How are you? I'm good? Thanks, how are you good? Thank you for agreeing to do the second date update. Oh, thank you for having me. So you said you're in the public eye, but you didn't say what you do. Are you perhaps the Vice President of the United States of America. No, i am not.

I was recently a Miss America contestant. Oh, oh that's cool. Beauty pageant queen. Yeah, I was thinking you're going to be like a meteorologist or something, but we'll take beauty pageant. No, I'm not a meteorologist, although I do actually really like the sciences. Okay, so you're not getting a call back from a dude, tell us a little bit about him. Well, Um, I haven't been on a date in a little while. I've been having trouble meeting someone. I just you know,

haven't met the right person. And I would imagine for somebody like you, you probably meet a lot of creepy dudes who want to date you just because you're a beauty pageant contestant and you've competed in Miss America and stuff like that. Yeah, and then honestly my day to day life because there is a lot of work that goes into beauty pageants, you know, there's not a lot of guys around, you know, to like meet meet at work sort of a thing, So you just meet creepy

dudes when you're signing autographs basically. Yeah, all right, So you really like this guy? Though I did. My friend convinced me, very much against my will, to try out a dating app. Okay, I've heard such awful stories that I was terrified to try doing it. But I tried it, and I met this guy, and he was really cute and he seemed really sweet, and we ended up going out on a date and it turned out to be a really what I at least what I thought was a really really great date. Did he know that you

were a Miss America contestant? If he did, he didn't say anything, And I didn't bring up the whole pageant thing because I just didn't want to go there on a first date. I thought that would be a little weird for a lot of reason. I didn't show up in a sash with a crown. No, I didn't do. That's what I would have done, definitely if I was in your position. So what did you guys do? Anyone out? Um?

You know? We met at a bar and had a drink and hit it off, and we had lots of great conversation and it turned into dinner, and it turned into us having, you know, a nice evening together. And then he asked me if he could walk me back to my car, and I said sure, and I ended up kissing him, which I don't honestly, I've never done on a first date before. So he didn't kiss you. You kissed him? No, I guess, I mean I let him kiss I was picturing and you're grabbing him by

the shoulders and slamming him up against his car. That's hot. Why not we kissed? I don't I've never done that before. I don't know if he thinks. You know that saying I don't usually do that is code for I do that all the time, I know, but in this case it's true. I've literally never kissed anybody on the first date ever. Did you tell him that after you kissed him? Um? Not in so many words. But I don't know if he thinks that I'm just a hook up girl or

something like you think. I mean, I'm like totally overanalyzing this. But I thought we had a great time, and I sent him a text like the next day just saying, hey, had a great time, it was nice to meet you. And nothing happened, And so I waited a few more days and then I just said, hey, I hope you're doing okay. And still nothing. So you just haven't heard anything back from him at all since your date. No, did you try texting him in all caps? I'm a

damn former Miss American contestant. How dare you turned me down? That might work? Do you think that there's a chance he could be intimidated by you. Um. I mean, that's honestly, it's I've encountered that and it's one of the reasons that I didn't want to say anything. But I don't think he knows that I am. I didn't mention anything about it, and so if he knew on his own, he knew going into the date. So but you are, I mean, you're a pretty well spoken person, so I

you know, well, thank you. Yea. Nothing makes me not want to call it girl back more than her being well spoken. I'm just saying, like, sometimes, don't are like worried that big girl is outsmart at them or something? Yeah, exactly. I hope it's not the case. If it's so, then

you know he's not the guy for me. But it's you know, it's it's interesting with the whole pageant thing because I'm fortunate that I'm attractive, but it's kind of a double edged sword because a lot of times that's all people see me as I feel your pain there. I get that all the time, and I'm like, you know what, I'm more than just good looks. I have a brain too. If you would take a second and just talk to me rather than just google me NonStop, you know, it's a tough thing that we have to

deal with. So did anything out of the ordinary at all happen on your date? I mean nothing over it. I've been, you know, kind of obsessing over the details in her and to think what it might be. And we didn't really have a lot in common. We still had a great time, but we didn't seem to have a lot of specific things in common in our lives. Okay, so okay, well we'll play a song, come back, call him and get your second date update. All right, Okay, okay,

just hang up brooking jubil in the morning. Second update. Welcome back to today's second Date update, where we're joined by Royalty this morning. That's right, is on the phone with us. The name is beeped out because she doesn't want her name revealed to the public because she is in the spotlight quite often as the queen of the universe, at least the queen of whatever pageant that she's currently

competing in too. When in case you missed the first part of today's second Date updates, is on the phone with us. She doesn't want her name revealed because she's a former Miss America contestant. She went out on a date with a guy named Chris. Chris isn't calling her back. She said, everything on the date went fine, and she can't think of any reason that he's not calling her back other than the fact that they kissed on the

first date, which is something she doesn't normally do. She thinks he might think that she's a little too forward, and what was the other reasons? We didn't really seem to have a lot in common okay in general, but well who nobody has anything in common with you? Because you are royalty. It's hard to find common ground with a common or Am I right? Oh man, I'm so sorry. All right, I'm gonna doubt the phone right now, get him on the phone and find out why it's not

calling you back. Okay, okay, thank you? Here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Chris? Please speaking? Hey Chris? How are you? This is Jewil from brook and Jewil in the Morning. I'm sorry who Jewel from brook and Jewil in the Morning. I'm calling you because you recently went out on a date with one of our listeners and they emailed me asking if I could get you on the phone to talk to you about that date. What. Yeah,

it's called the second Date Update. It's a segment that we do on our show where if you go out on a date with somebody and don't call them back, they email us to see if we can get you on the phone and ask why her name is oh Man? Did you not like, uh, yeah, I mean do you? Guys make a lot of these calls. Actually, usually things work out for the best. People end up passing things out and go out on another day at the end

of the phone call. So I just wanted to know if she did anything wrong on the date and why you're not calling her back. No, I mean, yeah, I don't know. It was fine, I guess, Ryan, I guess. So not impressive enough to have you want to go out with her again. Honestly, she was just like kind of annoying. She was annoying. Yeah, like she was. I mean it was like an okay date. It's like she's just kind of one of those annoying, like fake people. Fake.

Why was she fake? Like she was trying too hard, you know, like it was like she was she was put together and everything, but she was just like trying really hard and was kind of like annoying. If she kind of annoying so she didn't seem genuine to you. Yeah, And also she had like a really annoying laugh. We talked her on the phone because we talked to the people when they want us to do one of these second date updates. And I didn't notice her having an

annoying laugh. Oh, I mean, I don't. I don't know what to say. Maybe like it's more annoying in person, or maybe she was like fake laughing with me. Either way, what is going on? But if she was so annoying, why would you kiss her at the end of the date? I mean, it totally gives her the wrong impression. I mean, don't get me wrong. She was a really pretty girl, so I wasn't really gonna, you know, pass up on

a kiss or a pretty girl that makes sense. That doesn't make sense, right, Like he was there, so I thought, all right, cool, but you know, kind of going forward, she's not really the go for me, Like she's kind of trying too hard and to put together. You know, it just wasn't like good chemistry. Okay, So you're not calling her back because she seemed fake and she has an annoying laugh. Yeah, and she also wasn't that funny either. Wow,

that's the worst. Somebody who has an annoying laugh and then can't crack a joke and yeah, no, and I'm I always looking for girls who have a really good sense of humor who can make me laugh. And so it was kind of like a disappointment. So you know what, she did tell us that she's really busy and she doesn't date a lot, so maybe she was seeming fake or you got that vibe from her because she doesn't

go out very much and doesn't really know how to date. Yeah, but like that's not that cool either, a right, So you just didn't like her and you thought she was kind of annoying. If I'm gonna just wrap it all up in a nutshell, yeah, like to be totally blunt. See, we thought you weren't calling her back because you maybe got home and googled her and found out that she was in pageants and stuff like that and thought they were stupid or something. I don't know what you're talking about.

She's in beauty pageants and stuff like that. You said she was pretty. She actually a former Miss America, contesting she saying anything about it on the date. Well, you know, what would you like to talk to her. Actually, maybe I should just text her and see what's up that you don't. You know what, you don't need to text her. You can actually talk to her right now because she's on the other line listening. Why yeah, say hi to Chris. Hey, Hey, Hey,

what's up? Sorry? I was so annoying on our date. No, I don't think it was. I don't think it was like that exactly. You know, I think it was maybe just like now, you seem pretty clear about it. I don't know. I think that's really a misunderstanding because honestly, you know, first dates can be kind of hard to read that somebody who has been in pageants I know how to wind and answer your way pretty well, and you're doing a pretty bad job of it right now. No,

I don't know. I think you just misunderstood what I was saying. I was just saying that like that we couldn't really connect for whatever reason. But I think that honestly, if we had another date, like we could actually talk honestly. I mean, didn't you actually hear me say that I wanted to text you again? Yes, yes, I did hear that after you found out that I was a beauty pageant girl. That honestly has nothing to do with it being so obvious. Right now you're telling me you're just

had to change of heart out of the blue. No, No, it's not like out of the blue. It's just like made me reshink things about kind of who you are and what you're about going on. That's really curious to know the answer to this. How just finding out that I'm a pageant girl make you reevaluate me as a person. I'm really curious with new insights it gave you. Because it's cool because you can, like you have to stand

up in front of the audience. It takes a lot of bravery and it takes a lot of you know, heart. And also I'm sure you don't date a lot because you're a busy schedule. That's what they told you. You're an idiot. But I get it. I get it. There's a reason why maybe on the first day you wouldn't be totally comfortable. You weren't concerned about that at all when you completely ignored me after a first date until you found out that I was a pageant girl. I just feel like a lot of what I said earlier

in the call was taken out of contact. Yeah, like the annoying laugh that can often get taken the wrong way. Yeah, well, I mean that was like taken out of context. In the moment of our first date. We didn't laugh as much as I wanted to, But I know you have to be funny. Any was there a quota that you were trying to fill? I just like, you know, I think that maybe we could laugh more. If I are you,

i'd be pissed. Are you pissed? You know? I'm just I'm feeling disappointed because I thought he was really attractive and I had I thought we had maybes and prospects for the future, but you know, apparently, I mean, I don't even know. I think maybe we could ask some prospects for the future. Honestly, I think you guys could too. Chris, would you like to go out in a second date? Was we won't pay for it? Yes? I would? Okay, Yeah, I think you've made that very clear. Are you interested

in going out with Chris again? I'm going to be totally honest. If he had stuck to his guns about I was a kind of annoying on the date or what not, and like, let's give it another chance. When I'm not as nervous. I totally would have gone out with you again. But the fact that you did such a one eighty because of something to do with the way I look, that's just insulting to me. Oh man, good for you, all right, well, I mean this is exactly what I'm talking about. Why are you being annoying

right now? All right, Chris, thank you for your time. I appreciate it. Look, just so you know, I'm going to text you after this phone call, so please respond Broken Jewel in the morning.

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