Looking Jebels second, d I have a surefire way to meet women. And I'm assuming that the guy on the phone for a second date update today did the same thing that I've done many times, and it always works. You see a hot girl go into a store or something like that, you see her in the parking lot. You just walk up to her car, pop the tire, and then you hang out in the parking lot till she comes out and you're like, oh, you need help with that tire. Let me help change that for you.
Works every time you have one step away from a serial killer. I've done it a lot. Sometimes I just go and I just pop tires and parking lots just in case on my way into a store. And that's what I'm guessing Dallas did today. He's on the phone to do a second date update, and that's how he met the girl that he wants to call to day. Well, now I didn't pop the tire, just so happens, I did change her tires. Oh thank god, Dallas. For future reference, If you want to meet a girl, that's the best
way to do it. Poper tires and then you'll have no choice but to help her. So your email said that you met the girl you want to call today because she needed a tire change and you came to her rescue. Yeah, I did. What's her name, Britta, Brittany? Okay, and was she changing the tire and you just walked up behind her and were like, hey, lady, you don't know how to do that, big man, help you out. No,
it didn't really happen that way. A few weeks ago, you know, I was at them all and doing some shopping and as I was leaving, Brittany flapped me down and she was kind of like in a panic, and she asked me if I knew how to change a flat tire. So, you know, obviously I did luckily, and uh, and she asked if I could help, and I said, of course. So went to her car and started to you know, jack the car up and changed the tire.
And I had noticed she had this like really cute Southern accent, and and so I kind of, you know, I kind of went out of my way and I was like, are you from around here? She was like, well, I no, sir, I'm not. I'm just to pull a Southern girl who needed a tire change. Yeah, And how don't we go out for some sweet tea and maybe some cheese grits. Sounds like the start of a port or something. You like cheese grits, you know, anywhere in
town a lady can get some nice cheese grits. Did you hit on her or you know, how did you proceed after that? Well? She she kind of went on to tell me that she was new the area and that she didn't really know anyoneted when I was done change in the tire. You know, she was really really thankful, and she shook my hand. And as I was getting ready to grab my stuff and leave, I kind of just stopped and turned around at night and I kind of just said, hey, do you want to go out?
Do you want to go get some food or something? And and she said sure, did like at a later date or you guys went that day? Oh, we went right then and there we wouldn't got food really really close to the mall. And this is where things kind of took a turn. Um, you know, we we went, we went to eat, we ordered a food and we were both about halfway done eating and I'd noticed that she kind of stopped, you know, being so responsive to conversations. She was a lot less talkative. She started to become
a little like timid and shy. I guess I do declare yet I believe you have overstepped your bounds. Sir. I will take off my long white glove and slap you in the face. Did you say anything and make it seem like you have ended her? No, not at all. It just it kind of just all of a sudden, it was like she just stopped talking. So I'd said, you know, there anything wrong, and she said, well, she didn't really like the food at at the place we were eating at. So I said, okay, well do you
want to leave? You know, I felt really bad and she was like, no, you know, that's okay, it's it's fine. So when the waiter came back, I had to miss. You know, we get the check and and if you could box up our food and we could go and you know, as we started to leave, I asked her, I said, hey, you know, could we maybe do this again, you know, at a different place you know that you would like And she said of course. So we exchanged numbers and U and we left. At the end of
the day. Did you guys kiss or anything like that or was it just exchange numbers. No, it was just an exchange number. And then you know, we went on our way. But you know, I listened to you guys all the time, and I really trust you guys. And what's going on in my mind right now is I feel like she felt obligated to kind of go out with me because I did something nice, because attractive or anything like that. I was thinking the opposite, that she
flagged you down because you were hot. I mean, because there's other people that come out of the mall. I'm sure that there was other people around she could have flagged down, right of course. Yeah, I don't think she was obligated at all. I think she set it up. Maybe she felt like she was obligated. Well, if she set it up, she definitely didn't like something about him, because she's not calling him back. Well, maybe his personality failed.
I don't know what happened. So you think maybe she felt obligated and that's the reason that she's not calling you back exactly, which is weird because she just moved to town, so she doesn't have very many other friends. Whenever I'm new to a town, I say yes to anybody, no matter who you are, Like, hey, hey, out with you. I don't know. I'm new to town. Yes, gentlemen, jump on it. Say yes to anybody whenever I moved to a town. It's good to know to go out and
show me a round. Yeah, we know what you meant. We all know what you meant. All right, Dallas. Well we'll play a song, we'll come back. We'll get your southern lady on the phone and find out why she's not ringing you back. Okay, sorry, good, all right? Until then, you enjoy some sweet potato pie. We'll do it right after this, looking jubil in the morning. Second, Dallas is on the phone with us to do a second date
update today. Not not the city. That's good, I wish they Dallas, He's on the phone with us to do a second date update today. He wants us to call a girl named Brittany. I'm gonna actually read have his date by telling her side of the story. I think this is what she would say when we talked to her. So there I was. I had a flat tire on the car, and I did not know how to fix it.
I was just staring at this tire as confused as a farting a fan factory, and then all of a sudden, out of the store, I see this big, strapping young gentleman named Dallas, and I was hollering like a stuck pig asking him to come help me out. So I walked up to him. I said, kind sir, do you think you can help change the Southern lady's tire? And as he was changing it, I was just sitting there grinning like Aposta eating the sweet tator, looking at how we changed my tire and helped me out. And then
could you believe the nerve of this man? He asked me to go to food with him right after, and the only reason I did was because I felt obligated to, because normally a Southern lady would make a gentleman court her properly. So we had a meal, and then once we were doing our meal, we went on separate ways and I would never talk to him again because he was way too forward. I d smacked him and it still face. Hey, Dallas, is that about right? I think
I should take you out on it. I was gonna say after that, we don't even need to make a phone call. I mean settles it, doesn't it. Dallas met this girl, Brittany in the parking lot. She had a flat tire. He was walking out. She said, can you change it? He changed it, and then they went to go eat. The meal went well, and then about halfway through she kind of seemed cold and awkward and they
exchanged numbers and said they might go out again. But she hasn't been very receptive and we're about to call it right now. Okay, here we go. Hello, how can I speak to Brittany? Please? This is she? Hello, Brittany, how are you? I'm good? Who is it? Oh? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Um, I don't know you. No, you don't. This is Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning, the radio show. Okay,
I still don't know you. It's a morning radio show and I'm calling you today because one of our listeners actually sent us an email about you about me. Yes, okay, it's a segment that we do on our show called the Second Date Update. You recently went out with a guy named Dallas. Oh okay, you remember meeting Dallas. He said that he helped you change a tire on your car and then you guys went out for a meal
after Yeah, I remember him. Would you think of Dallas. Um, I mean he was a nice guy and you just didn't click with him. Um, well not really. I mean, is this kind of got weird? So it got weird? Can you tell us how? Well? At dinner, Like it was a really nice dinner, We're sitting down and he just just to leave, like three times to go to the bathroom, which is not typically a weird thing. But the second time he'd come back like super sweaty. He came back to the table super sweaty. Yes, he was
super sweet, And I didn't know what to say. I thought, well, poor guy, maybe he'd figure or something. I ask him to are you okay or you ei to leave? And he said no, no, I'm great, I'm good. I've never seen somebody come back from the bathroom sweating like that before. Maybe he's got ibs. Maybe I don't know. I mean, it wasn't spicy food. But it got worse. Like we're sitting there and he goes again, and then there's a table right beside of us, and that guy leaves to
go to the bathroom. I guess comes back. I can hear they both they both came back sweaty together. Mystery The guy was actually talking about my day. I can hear them talking about him and saying, there's some guy in the bathroom doing really weird stuff. What was he doing? I don't know, So they just said that they knew it was weird as it plade him uncomfortable, like the uncomfortable in the bathroom, something's wrong. Yeah, there's a lot Listen, there's a lot of weird stuff that goes on in
guy's bathrooms. I've never left him going like whoa, there's some guy in there doing something strange. I got to get out of here, right, So I just had to leave, Like I don't know, what's just expect when you're in a new town and new people, Like I don't know. And you never asked him what he was doing in the bathroom. I didn't want to. I mean, what if he told me and I asked you to join him like I don't. So, did you make up a lie about the food not tasting good to get out of there? Yeah?
I did? Okay, you did, Yeah, because he said that on the day food and I totally went back to that place the next day. It was so good. You actually went back there. You actually went back to that restaurant the next day I did, all right. So that's the reason you're not calling him back because as he was doing something weird in the bathroom making him sweat. Yes, that's exactly why that's interesting. You know what else is interesting.
He's actually on the phone listening right now. Are you serious? Yes? I am serious, Dallas. What were you doing in the bathroom? Yeah, get your guys minds out of the gutter. Okay, I was not doing what you guys think I was doing. I have no idea what you're doing. Okay, I will admit, Okay, this is I will admit. I did get up a few extra times from the table to go to the bathroom. And I'm really embarrassed to say this, but I was in the bathroom doing the pushups. What pushupsh Why were
you doing push ups? I'm just you know, into fitness and stuff. And I felt like, because I hadn't been to the gym in a couple of days, I felt like I didn't look good enough for you. And so I went in there to get to like a little bit of a workout in to kind of look a little bit more muscular. So you went into the bathroom to do push ups to get a pump. You know, this was not even a scheduled or anything. I didn't have time to go to the gym before this date.
I didn't even know the date is going to happen. And I met her and she is awesome, And that's what I did. You just left the table randomly to go work out in the bathroom. Yeah, I did on the bathroom floor. I washed my hands before I came back to the table. Do you believe him? I don't know that. I mean, I know you explained it, but I don't know that I bought your story. This is the god honest truth. Seriously, what is this? What guys do here? Like you go out into the bathroom to
work out during the day. Is it gonna work? No? I never have, I've never I've never done that one time. But I felt like I didn't look good enough for you, and that fly did it. It was more of a freak out thing. And so working on the car and the tire change wasn't an actual workout. You needed more intensive workout in the bathroom to a sense. Yeah, because changing the tire is nothing I've so fit. Changing the tire doesn't do anything. I gotta go do some pushups
and some burpies in the bathroom. I don't know if I actually buy this whole story. Does sound weird? I need to know we're his muscles impressive. I mean, yeah, he's a really impressive guy. I actually noticed that when he was changing the tire, and I mean you could tell he works out. I just never expected it to be during the date. Hey, Brittany, I would like to ask you this. Would you like to go on a second date with Dallas? We will pay for it? Can I?
Can I do this myself? Sure? Go for it. I mean, hey, dude, I don't want to get beat up by you. Look, Brittany, I, I'm telling you the truth I did push ups in the bathroom is to try and impress you. So if if you give me a second chance, I promise that I will work out before dinner and not during. And also we'll pay for the date. Brittany, Um, you know you were a really great guy. Stop going to take care of my tire and take care of me, and you wouldn't this spart to actually get a second date,
So you know, I think, yeah, let's try it again. Awesome. Congratulations Dallas, you got your second date. Well, Thank you guys. I appreciate the help. No problem, stop doing push ups in the bathroom. I will stop doing push ups in the bathroom. I'm just embarrassed because I never thought that you would ever find out in the morning.