Second Date Update PODCAST: Bat Date

dates seems to meet online. Yeah. Yeah, lately most common way to meet someone like on Tinder or on Bumble or Grumple grump that's for older folks who want to hook up and grump to each other about how dates aren't as good as they used to be. Well, a guy that bump for a second date update today also met a girl online, but not on the typical dating website. Okay, his name's Matt. Hey, Matt, did you go on Grumple

to find this girl? I haven't heard of Grumple yet, but I guess I'll have to check that one out later on. You sound too nice exactly, Matt, You sound too too pleasant? Which website did you meet this girl on? I actually met a girl on Reddit all place? Really? How'd that happen? I'm a huge Star Wars fan, so obviously I wanted to check out some Star Wars memes

and I saw one that was just absolute fire. It was just so funny, and I had a comment on it, and like, not even like a minute later, the person who posted it, they commented back on mine, and it turns out it was a girl. So you know, we got chatting and we just we just chatted. We're just chatted in the comments section of the Star Wars meme. Yeah. Like, it turns out I didn't even have to go to like a galaxy far far away. We're from the same town.

So we exchanged numbers and that's wild. What are the chances you guys are from the same place. Yeah, you don't meet a lot of people on Reddit that way, right, And everything's so anonymous. It's not like people were using their real names or anything on there. So what is this girl's name? By the way, her name is Christina. Okay, okay, maybe even the craziest part of the story is we send each other some pictures. Turns out she's a smoke show.

I'm not even lying, Like, really, this sounds too good to be true. You'll have to be getting trolled like a girl that loves Star Wars is on Reddit and is super hot. She's got a Laura croftbody, like ye Joe Laura Croft body. Wow. Yeah, I mean it definitely sounds like a catfish situation. Yeah, I mean, did you feel like you're getting catfished? No? I felt like maybe it was like cat Woman, but not. You were worried. A god, you're such a nerd. I mean, these stories

happen all the time. Yeah, the nerd meets the gorgeous woman on Reddit. Yeah, so how so you went out with her? Yeah, so we're messaging each other. It turns out we're both huge Batman fans, and so I saw that there was one of the old school Batman and playing in a theater over here. So I asked her if she wanted to go. You know, I thought like, be kind of cute if we went, you know, on costume or something. So I asked if she wanted to cosplay to the movie. And we did, and I was

robbing and she was poison ivy. Good choice on her part, questionable choice on your part. Did she look as good as she did in that original photo that she sent you? That old picture didn't even do her chest. She was so much hotter and neal wife like, yeah, really it was all real and legit, like you have found a unicorn. Yeah. I was feeling hella hella self conscious around her. Oh and she's like perfect. Yeah, but come on, I mean, like, what was she like? What was her personality? She was cool,

she was funny. I mean like I couldn't I couldn't even talk like I am now, Like I would just lose what I would saying. Body just kind of mumble. Then drooled all over yourself as you guys walked around the theater. I don't know if I drooled that much, but maybe a couple of dutters here there. Okay, did you tell her how you were feeling. I was a little bit nervous, so I went to the bathroom and then I come out and there's like a line in

the theater. But if the line wasn't for the movie, the line was for people wanting to take photos with Christina. Was that good? She's gorgeous in her movie quality poison ivy picture And here I am like, I looked like party cities robbing. Such a good description. Yeah, but you gotta remember, like she chose to be there with you. She still went into that movie with you. I mean, I feel like that should give you confidence, not take it away. She may feel the same about you, bro,

he's so handsome. I couldn't believe it. Laughing, Jem, I'm sure that's what she thought. Well, right before we walked into the movie, there's like this jacked batman. This dude was just yoked. He got a photo and then she kissed his cheek for the photo. It's just a kiss cheek. Did she kiss you at all later? No? Not maybe next date. But I didn't get a kiss, not even on the cheek. Well maybe she didn't want to give

you poison eye. Man. I mean, here's the thing. Confidence is so sexy, and it feels like all of yours is just gone. Yeah. I mean I did get one person to take a picture with me, but hey, that's good. Yeah, she was like seventy. Instead it was because I looked like her nephew. I'm sorry, Matt, that's a funny. You made an old woman's night. Though. At least have you been able to have you texted with her at all

after your date? I tried shooting out the bat signal, but I guess I guess cloudy out there and she's not getting my signal. Okay, were there this many like Batman references made during the date? Not too many. I mean I threw a joke here, a riddle there, but I didn't think that was too manny. I think, well, and it's appropriate. You're in a Batman movie. You're dressed as characters. Like, what do you think went wrong? I guess I got a little bit moodyer shy after I

saw her give that guy a kiss. But I try to have fun. But you know, sorry for Robin always playing second fiddle to Batman. That's true. Well, we're gonna play a song, we'll come back, we'll call Christina for you, and we'll try and get you a second date update. All right, all right, thank you? Okay, hold on, Matt Man. He went to the movies dressed like rob Band. His date, Poison Ivy was a saucepan ended up kissing a Batman. It made Matt wanna go and slap with the backhand Natman.

Oh god, if you're just tuning in for the second date update, why is Matt met a girl on Reddit named Christina. They ended up dressing up as Batman characters to go see a Batman movie. I could never call him Matt again. It was awkward because she ended up kissing up a dude dressed like Batman while they were doing a photo op together. And after that Matt was a little bit moody, a little jealous of him. And after the date, he has not been able to get

a hold of Christina. So Matt Man going through a little bit of a rough patch here. Yeah, you know, but that song? Did that give you life matt Man a little bit? I mean, Christina is the hottest, skeeekiest girl I've ever met, My buddy, I'm afraid of losing her. I need your guys to help to get her. You're going about this all wrong, Okay. You need to say that she's lucky to be with you, and you're the superhero and then we're of course you deserve to have

a beautiful, geeky woman as your partner in life. Sure do you really think that? I do? Absolutely? I do. Yeah. That's how you can tell when her voice gets really high like that. Of course, he no, I believe that, mad, right, you need to have some confidence going into this. I think that that's why she's not calling you back is you don't have any man. That's time from going to sidekick to hero. I think that's right. That's the attitude I want that man returns. Yeah, all right, but we're

gonna call Christina here any last words? That's right? All right, spoke like a true hero. All right, I'm gonna doubt the phone number right now here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Christina? Please? This is she. Hi Christina, my name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. You want to talk with us? You said you're from a radio show. I am calling from a radio show. And the reason why we reached out to you is because we do something on our

show called a second Date Update. That's where if you go out with someone and if afterwards they're not calling you back, you can reach out to us and we'll call that person to try and figure out the reason why. Um, so you're calling me about somebody else? Yes, I'm okay, So who are you talking about? Exactly? We had a guy that emailed us about you, and his name was Matt. Oh, okay, Matt called you. Did he say anything about me? Yeah? He said a lot of nice stuff about you. It

sounds like you are amazing. Yeah, I mean I am great. But see that's good. That's I'm sorry. I was not thinks best though. That's okay. I don't know what he shared with you, Like, I haven't spoken to him for a while now. So he said that you guys met on Reddit and you guys bonded over both being into comics, and we definitely did. I just realized like he wasn't the best fit for me. So, I mean, we've just

stopped talking now. Is it because when you guys went out to the movies, he dressed up as Robin when you were dressed as poison ivy. Is that what you mean when you don't fit? Oh? Great? So he told you about our date. Yeah, and we even heard that people were like lining up to take pictures with you that you looked so amazing. He did mention that there was kind of an awkward moment where this really hunky batman guy and you gave him a kiss on the

cheek he said on the cheek. Yeah, I did. I mean I do that with other people, So that's not like strange for me. Okay, okay, okay, here's my guess, because Matt talked to us for a while, and he just doesn't sound very confident, Like, is that what killed it for you? Good job, Brooke, what SIUs way to throw the guy under the bus. I mean, we talked to him for a while and he sounds like a

total loser. Is that the problem was? He just felt like like you were so amazing that he couldn't believe that you were going out with him because you were out of his league. Yeah, I mean that's not a problem though, Like I know a lot of guys, they're a bit shy and they're I'm based sound a little bit shallow for saying this, but when I first saw him that day and I saw what he was wearing, like right away, it was the biggest turnoff ever because he was wearing a Robin costume. It looks like he

squeezed into a twelve year old costume. Oh he looked terrible and his belly was hanging out, and I was I worked so hard on my costume and honestly felt like an insult that he thought he'd looked okay. Oh, so he was just really unattractive in the outfit, and like, that's not the biggest deal for me, but the fact that he didn't realize it, and then he started doing other things, like he started battling with some of the other people there and was out all these things like

capel and like he was really getting into it. That sounds awesome, though, yeah, I mean, yeah, is it? Though? You're in like a tiny little Robin outfit and you're yelling out sound effects and doing for ten battles in the lobby like that. To me, yeah, I thought that's kind of the point of going to these things where you all dress up and you try to be in character. Yeah, but it was just not turn on for me. And he had the big hairy belly sticking out. He just

looked like a penguin. It looked terrible. Oh god, oh man. He literally kept making it worse for me. What else. He went to go get snacks, and he got this whole array of snacks, including the big bucket of popcorn, and he just looked ridiculous walking around was this huge bucket of popcorn and there's Robbin costume. You gotta put more time into those costumes though, I mean, especially if

you're out there to impress someone. And I don't want to blindside you here, but I do have to tell you that the boy Wonder is on the other line and he's been listening to this entire conversation and wants to talk to you. Oh holy moly, Christina, that's not cool. Oh wow, No, I did not know you were on the phone. I'm so far you had to hear that. You're making me sound like I look like Shrek or something for you, bro, I mean you did? You look

pretty bad? I'm sorry. I like, I put so much effort into my look and you totally ruined it by being by my side. So I felt really uncomfortable, and I don't want to like look at you again and then remind myself of that experience. What do I need? Do I need to get like a Batman costume to get your attention? My uncle has an ab belt I can wear when it's the hoses that make you happy? Are you talking about you pity belts? Yea like a

tactical No? No, I mean one of those ap belts to work out in for people you know that don't look so good. To get the ones that like send electrical pulses to make your abs convulse. Yeah, I can get one of those. Oh my gosh, Matt. From the sounds of it, it doesn't sound so much like you're that unattractive. It's just that you chose a really bad outfit. I mean, you yourself called yourself the party City Robin. Well, I didn't want her to think I was taking it

too seriously. I'm like, hey, party City, it's not movie quality. You know. Well, come on, Matt, like, this is your chance to win her over right now. Maybe you can say something kind of masculine and sexual to try and get her on the right side. Christina, Okay, no, is that a Batman voice? Filling to go out with me? I'll see you at Arkham Asylum. Could you'd be crazy to miss this opportunity? That that was cute, Christina, Matt.

I wanted to tell you that I've actually been seeing the Batman guy, but I ended up kissing So how Batman you kissed on the cheek? Oh wow? Yeah, he gave me his number. Oh my gosh. So I guess that means we're done. Yeah, you tell her way to fight for her bro I mean, how serious is it, Christina? Are you guys exclusive yet? It's gotten there? So I think I'm just gonna keep going with him. And I'm sorry, Matt. It's fun for a little bit, but not anymore. So

I'm going it down. Vote all your memes from now on. Get Matt Geter all right, Matt? Well, oh my god, I'm sorry foiled again. Yeah, alright, no second date for you today. Yeah, it's whatever. I mean. Batman's turned on Robin before, and we know that doesn't turn out well. So what type of turning on are you talking about? Look up the comics Man d C Comics, nineteen seventy eight, Chuck O'Neal Come on, okay, episode sixty nine, Batman gets

turned on by Robin. Go check it out. No, that was this eighty three Apologuice, I'm Moving ninety two point five,