Second Date Update PODCAST: Balls In The Air

a good question. You didn't say what specifically his talents are, but if I had to guess, I'm guessing it's singing with his mouth closed. I should have thought of doing that for my song of the week. Do you think the audience would enjoy that? I don't think so. Isn't that just humming? Yeah? I don't even know what that was. I thought was a post malone. Okay, you don't have a talent for it? Well maybe Scott? Does Scott that I guess your talent correctly? No, that wasn't it? Many? Yeah?

I was sure. Okay, Well, I guess we'll get you into your secret talent later. But first, tell us about the girl that you went out with. What's her name? And Kate Kate? Yeah, right online. I mean, what can I say? Like the profile thing, it's a lot of it. I mean, it's always like ninety percent of it, honestly. What else did you like about her? Well? I liked it sounds cliche, but her personality and it had to

do with her writing the about me section. It was all about her word play and it was really funny, like into puns or something. What did she say all there? Like that jokes in there? There's pun I mean, yeah, I can give you some examples. Yeah, go ahead, we love bad jokes. Okay, she said right off the bat, I have Russian heritage, but that doesn't mean I want

to rush into anything, okay, right. She says she like geography, and so she mentioned like I do like Japanese men, but it doesn't mean that she wants them to get into her JR panties. I know this girl's a keeper, Scott, She's a keeper and you should marry her. That last one. I don't know that it really got me, But every guy has their own different turn on, So you turn on his word play. It's awesome, ye all right, So

how did your date go? What do you guys do? Okay, so I'm like pumped to meet this girl and we meet at dinner. We had a great time, and like I mentioned how much I appreciated her profile, and I said, like, well, you know, I want to return the favor. I want to entertain you, and so I did. I shared with her my my secret talent. Okay, I'm dying to know what your secret talent is. I am a professional juggler and magician. That's sad. That's not a secret talent. That's

a profession. Yeah, that's your job. Man, that's hard. It is. But I don't I don't go by my name with it. Like I'm known as the Juggler. Oh, I like it. I just kind of plugged myself. Do you mind if I do that real quick? Yeah, go for it. Man. You can google me the Juggler. You can find me on Insta as well, so check that out. Yeah. I can google magic Hands to do like a local search. You can find I don't know that. Yes, are you? Are you mister magic Hands zero six six seven? You know,

I'm just curious for my own Oh my god. Okay, wait, back to the date, Steve, it's a great perfession. But back to the date, what was her reaction when you told her that you were a professional juggler and magician? You know, she was impressed. So I just went for it because at this point the date, they brought out some dinner rolls and started juggling. I haven't let her through one of our you know, our staples, which is she picks up a roll and throws her to my juggling.

So I got to six rolls with her. That's awesome. What a surprise for her. Think about it. She's calling you want to bluff, she doesn't believe you, she has no idea who you are, and then suddenly lifted. I mean, that's definitely an impressive show. But did you actually do any time dating her or were you just performing the whole night? We put the rolls down, I talked for a bit, and we got to dessert, actually, and I started juggling again. I started juggling spoons spoons. That sounds

like a higher difficulty. Okay, if you had done steak knives, then I'd be impressed. Okay, And everybody's getting smaller and small Wait though, wait though, did she ask for the encore performance. He didn't ask for it. I just went for it again, you know, I went for it, and you know, she was impressed again. And I even asked her to rate my juggling, give me, like out of ten. You know, I just just wanted to see what her honest opinion was, and she gave me a nine. Oh well,

that's good. Well, and I asked her, I asked, you, like, so why not a ten, because you know, like again with my with my business juggler, I get ten ratings all the time, but now why only get a nine? And she said, hey, anyone can improve on anything. So it's like, oh, okay, so yeah, I have room to improve. And I appreciated that opinion. That's very true. Okay, well sounds positive to me. If she hated it, she would have given you like a two. Yeah. I mean this

is all very impressive. And she was clearly entertained by you. But what did you like about her? Did you do anything where you got to know her at all? We had some more dad jokes, had some more just fun like well, you know, she took some improv classes. You know, she's public speaking, like, she's not shy. You know, I learned a lot about her, like she she says what she means. You know, she's honest. There's no b s.

You don't mind me saying, you know? Okay, So why wouldn't she tell you why she's not calling you back if there's no bs? Well, and that's what That's why I'm talking to y'all now, because you know, I'm just really confused because I walked her to her uber, I didn't go in for a kiss. I m actually revealed a rose from behind my back. Whoa you did? It's a classy move. I've been to this date and it sounds like from you that she was too. If she's

talking about her improv class, she's she's all for it. Yeah, we just have to figure out the reason why she's not calling you back. Maybe he made her entirely disappear gone I'm addiction never reveals, but that didn't happened, okay. Or maybe he just cut her in half and she's in pieces now hasn't put her back together yet. We're gonna find out the truth when we give Kate a call. All right, sounds great? Your second date update coming up right after this second update. If you're just tuning in

for the second date update. We've been talking with a guy named Scott, or as he's known at your nephew's bar Mitzvah party. Mister magic cans. There is nothing that this magic man can't juggle, dinner rolls, claiming numb chucks, even gorgeous women. Oh wow, like that. But right now he has his eyes said on one lovely lady. Her name is Kate. They went out to dinner recently and Scott demonstrated some of his juggling skills inside the restaurant, and she said that she was impressed, even gave him

a nine out of ten rating pretty good rating. As anyway, at the end of the night, Scott walk Kate back to their uber. There was no kiss, but he did pull a rose out from behind his back, and ever since then, beautiful Kate has disappeared. Oh what a magic trick. What happened to him? I don't know. We're gonna try and find out where do those people go when they disappear? Yeah, she behind the curtain somewhere. Well, guys, I would tell you, but you know I can't reveal on my tricks. Yeah

a good magician. Do you have any last thoughts before we call Kate of anything that could have gone wrong, because we haven't really concentrated on that at all. Again, we laughed. I thought we had a good time. I mean, if if she gives me out the chance, maybe I can cut down on the juggling. I don't know if that's what it was. Too much juggling. We've seen that before. The second you come across that one. A lot too much juggling. But you're a professional juggler. She seriously says,

no more juggling. Would you do that? I don't know. I have to. I'd really have to cut down. I mean, you have to keep it. Yeah, my professional calling. You know again you mentioned bar Mitcher. It's true. I do do bar Mitzers. I do weddings that do all kind of All right, okay, Scott, that's great. Let's let's focus. Let's focus on the girl that you say that you like so much. We're gonna call Kate and Dillar phone number right now, try and get your second date update. Okay, okay,

all right, here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Kate please? Yeah? This is she? Hi, Kate. How you doing. My name's young Jeffrey. I work on the radio. Okay, that not impress you. It's okays radio's bottom wrong of any sort of entertainment stuff. What is this about? Oh? Sorry, we're doing something that we do on our show called

a second date update. That's where if you go out on a date with someone and afterwards they're not calling you back, you can email us and we'll reach out to them for you to try and figure out the reason why. Okay, does that make sense? Yeah, I just don't know why you're calling me. Well, we're calling you because the guy that wanted us to reach out to you. His name is Scott or maybe you might know him better by his stage name the Juggler. Yeah, I remember Scott.

He called you. Yeah, he emailed us and wanted to get a hold of you because apparently you're not responding to him. Yeah, that's just so weird that he called you though, Well, studios, Okay, I mean it may sound weird to someone who doesn't listen to our show, but I mean we get these requests all the time. It's actually not that weird. And since you're not returning his call, he didn't know how else to get a hold of you. And believe it or not, this was actually one of

the least weird dates that we've ever heard. Okay, did you think your date was fun? Yeah? I mean it was like a nice date for it from what we've heard. He said that you gave him a nine out of ten. Yeah, he juggled, and he asked me to rate it, and that's a pretty good rating. Yeah, he juggled pretty well. Everyone was clapping. I mean, he's definitely an entertainer. Sure, good. Did you like that? I mean, I like that he's passionate about something. It's just I don't know about juggling

as a career. Well, that's how he makes his money. Yeah, only the best jugglers can make a career out of it. Yeah, but like usually people do that as like a hobby, and he has goals and that's great. I just I honestly don't see that in my future that I would be with a professional juggler. Okay, all ready to stand up for him. My grandfather was a professional magician and raised six kids at a magician salary. Okay, he was

awarded the Lifetime Magician's Award from sig Freedom Roy. It could be a very reputable profession all right, Brook, Enough about jury day. I think she's missing out, like this is an awesome thing to get involved with. Grandma Wood's okay, you're not what are you feeling about this? The thing

is like, you know, that's a hard profession. And we talked about like goals, and he has this idea that in ten years he's going to make six figures doing this, which I don't even know is possible if you get picked up in Vegas maybe, but like right now he makes sixteen thousand dollars a year doing this. How do you know that? Because he told me. I mean he's like super enthusiastic and like happy about it, but I don't know. I just don't really see myself with someone

like that. Yeah, it's not that he is a juggler magician. It's that he's a poor juggler. That's what really turning her off. Well, everyone's like different stages in life. You can't see that he has so much talent. He's getting rounds of applause wherever he goes that he's going to get there someday. Yeah. But then he was like, you could be my assistant, and when in that be so much fun and wouldn't be so great? And I have plenty of pictures of my grandparents who were married for

over sixty years doing shows together. I mean, serious, it's so cool. You think it's cool. It's probably not cool. I'm good, I'm saying. I understand it could be hard to date someone who maybe isn't at the same financial level as you. But this guy has goals, he has dreams, he's obviously passionate. I think you're missing an opportunity. I guess I disagree that that's actually okay. I guess the thing is, Kate, he does have one last trick up

his sleeve to try and impress you. No, poof, he's magically on the phone right now because he's been listening this entire time. Are you serious, Hi, Kate, There it was a pretty weak entrance, Scott. We needed something bigger. Yeah, we need to work on your stage present late. You know well No, I mean, hi, Kate, Hey, Hi, I mean I hear what you said and it hurts. I

mean I really hearts. I mean, like I revealed to you like everything with my business plan, and I'm trying to be really honest like you've been with me, and I just don't think you're thinking of the future. I think that you're just slammed in the present right now. And I mean you gave me a nine. You see the potential to me as a juggler. You know again you can google me. I get it, and I think it's very good for you. I just don't know if

it's good for me, as I'm being honest. Okay, but you saw me, you saw the dinner roles juggling, and you liked it. You rated it at nine. You enjoyed it, right, yeah, And when you performed somewhere I would probably go. It's just it's not who I would. And you like the road, you like the roads I gave at the end, right, Oh yeah, that was a good move, Kate. You hear that would have made me have butterflies. Yep. The rose is nice, it's I could do you want the rose back? No, no, no,

that's not the purpose of the rose, Kate. The number that it's my number. I wanted you to call me back, you know, using that rose it's yours to remember me. The thing is like, you know, with these dating apps, it's like you know, you date and you're trying to decide what it is you want and what you need, and I just don't see it being a juggler's assistant in my future carts. I just don't see that. Look,

you don't have to be a magician's assistant. That was just as an option with a lot of the people who are begging me to be my assistant right now. See, I'm trying to think up, dude. I would totally do it. I'm serious. Is in my blood. Man, you want me to pop out of a dollhouse, I'll do that for you. Whatever you need. I'm there, I'm game. Oh, let's do it. I got a YouTube channel going, we could we could see. K We've got the assistant part figured out. Okay, listen,

you had fun on a date. That actually is pretty rare these days when it comes to dating. Like, you're not going to marry him right now, why don't you just go out with him? What do you think, Kate? If you go out with him one more time, will pay for your second date? I'm I'm gonna pass. No, I do it? Come on, Kate, Kate, I'm missing out on an opportunity here. I agree. When he's famous, I will tell all my friends to go to a show and I will go with them. You know what, And

you're not getting free tickets to that thing. Kate, Okay, you just ruined your chances. Actually know what, No, I will still give you free tickets. I'll say that you were there when I'm beginning. Kate, just listen to me again. I think you're making a big mistake here. I want you to keep that rose. You're gonna call me back. You know you're gonna change your mind. Okay, looks like he's psychic too, Kate. That's very sweet, but I probably won't be Russian into calling you back. Kate. That's it.

The word play. That's what helped me at first that I love that about you. I do. I love it, mister magic hands and missus wordplay. I'm so close to being a beautiful story moving ninety two point five