Second date. Probably the most important part of a first date is your first impression. Yeah, and what you choose to do with it. I know for me, whenever I've gone out on dates, when I show up, I offer them to be blood buddies with me a little slit on my finger, and I asked them to do the same, and we shake hands. That way, I know that I can trust them. Most women run in fear, but the occasional one sticks around and we have a great date.
And Kenny, who's on the phone for a second date update today, also made a very bold move when he was starting his date. I'll let him tell you about it. What's up, Kenny? How are you? Hey? I'm doing okay, guys, how are you doing? Not too bad? So, did you swap blood with your first date? It wasn't It wasn't quite that intense. There's no bodily fluids that were exchanged in the first meeting. Well, um, I can't actually say
that either. Yeah, why don't you tell before we get into your date, tell everybody how you started your date. I thought that was the most interesting part of your email. Well, we had been talking online for a couple of weeks, so I felt like I knew her, I felt comfortable with her, and this was just the first time we were meeting in person. So when I saw her, I was just thrilled and she looked so amazing. I went
up to her. I just planned one right on her lips. Wait, you are you kissed her as the like you hadn't exchanged words, person didn't stay high. Yeah, I just went I was feeling bold and I went for it. Was it reciprocated or were you sucked in the face. She was a little surprised. Maybe I caught her off guard a little bit. She's into it. Okay, Well, it wasn't like you had never talked, I guess. I mean, right, Yeah, I mean we had a great, you know, rapport over
the past couple of weeks. So, Kenny, you are a sly dog. You know, sometimes you gotta go for it. Yeah, sometimes you just gotta do it. So, how did the rest of the date go? Then? The rest of the day, it was good. It was a little awkward when we first sat down. You know, she kept bringing up the fact that I just kissed her right away, but it's all I could think about. I'd be like, oh my god, what did you just do. Yeah, But I mean I explained to her why I kissed her. I you know,
she just she looked amazing. It was like you know in the movies when like time stops. She just looked so gorgeous. I couldn't help myself. And you know I told her that and she seemed flattered by that. So it was good. Yeah, because I could go one of two ways. Yeah yeah, and the other way you definitely
would not be continuing your dates. So she must have liked to actually sit down and have a meal with you, right, Yeah, you know, hit a home run or strikeout kind of moved so and I guess, I mean, you got that piece out of the way. So I assume once you got past the first awkwardness, things were more relaxed. Yeah, I think so. And we just talked, you know, it was it was great. We talked for like an hour hour and a half and we got into things like our family and like what our goals are in our
careers and in our wives. Well beyond the initial small talk type stuff. We had a great conversation. Um, I had a great time. If it was so great, then why do you think she doesn't want to go out with you again. Yeah, that's um da, It is a good question. Maybe the kiss was a little too much um And also the day kind of had a weird ending to it. It did. It wasn't like makeout Central, No, it wasn't. It wasn't romcom quality. No, So what was
weird about the ending? Well, so I walked her out to her car, like as you do, and I saw we had a great time. I was feeling good, feeling confident, and so I went in for another kiss to you know, book end. It start with the kiss, end with the kiss. I like it, And you probably weren't even nervous to go in for the second kiss because you had already done We already done it once, you know, I had some practice. So I went in and it was like the thing you don't want to happen as a guy happened.
She literally put her hand over my face as I went in and just full on denied me. Wow. Wow, to the point to where I thought she was it was a joke. I like laughed it off. I was like, oh, that's cute, thought I was. You know, we're still flirting. So I went back in for the kiss, and she did it again. She's like, no, I am serious, Get your face out of my face. I'm not interesting. So, Kenny, I think you may have read a lot of this situation wrong. If that happened at the end, yeah, did
she say anything to you? She was just like, I think we already got the makeout portion of the date over with, NY. Is there a chance that you're not a very good kisser? I'm asking myself a lot of tough questions right now. I'm just saying, like, if she was into it at the beginning and then said that in the end, yeah, I mean, maybe I was a little out of practice. Sure, maybe it was a bad kiss, Maybe it was too much too soon. Yeah. And how many times have you tried to call her since then? Oh? Man,
it's an embarrassing amount of times. Really give us the honest answer. I mean, the day after I've probably called her three times. That's a lot one day, I know, driving me crazy. I uh, to the point where I texted her like four or five times as well, being like, what's going on? You got three phone calls and four or five text messages and Facebook message? Oh no, and now you're calling us? Are you sure you want to do this? I mean, I think that she doesn't want
to talk to you. Yeah, but I really like her, Like it just felt so natural and I felt so comfortable with her, Like I really want to make this work. I really think I really care about this girl. I can't get my mind off of it or off of her. Okay, well we'll play us on. Come back, call her and get your second day update. All right, all right, thank you guys. Don't go kiss anybody while we're right back frooking jubil in the morning. You know, I can honestly
say I'm a little jealous right now. Ye, Kenny is on the phone to do a second date update. He went out with a girl named Dana, and now she's not calling him back. But he started his date with Dana by just kissing her. They had been chatting online for a while. He showed up as soon as he saw her. He went in for the kiss because he knew it would be okay, because they were both very flirty. She was surprised, but she liked it. But Kenny and I have talked for a while, now, why have we
not kissed yet? That's how you do it, right, We're still we're still establishing trust. I trust you kiss me real quick, Kenny. Come on, she's a little bit ready. I'll go first. You're gonna join me, Kenny. It's a tempting It tempted, Ny. It does suck to get shut down. I know how you feel now, since you got shut down at the end of your date by her. It sucks. Man. Yeah, thanks for your empathy, no problem. Yeah, if you're just
joining us, Kenny did do that. He kiss his date right away, and then at the end of the date after they had dinner, he thought everything was going well, but he went in for a kiss. She stopped him and said something like, hey, we got the makeout session over with already. No making out. He thought she was joking, tried to go back, and she put her hand over his mouth and said no. And he has not heard
from her since. He tried to call her and text her and even Facebook messager a bunch, but hasn't heard a word. So we're gonna call her right now. You're ready, Kenny, Well to do it? Here we go. Hello. Can I speak to Dana please? Hi? This is her? Hi? How are you? I'm good? Um? And I'm sorry? Who is this? This is Jewbil from Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. I'm sorry from broken What No, Brooke and Jewel. Brooke and Jewel. It's a radio show. Okay. Why are you
calling me from a radio show? Well, I'm calling you because we got an email about you from one of our listeners. An email. Yeah, it's from a guy that you went out on a date with. What. I'm sorry, I don't I don't understand what's going on. I know you're not supposed to yet. I'll explain. So I host a radio show called Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, okay, and we do a segment on our show called the
second Date Update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then don't call them after, they email us to see if we can get you on the phone and ask what happened. Okay, So you went out on a date with a guy named Kenny. Oh my god. And I know that Kenny has tried to call you a bunch and sent you a bunch of text messages, and he also said he tried to Facebook you, but you haven't responded, so he enlisted our help to see if we could figure out what went
wrong on your date. Look, I really don't feel comfortable talking about my personal life on the air. Okay, well do you feel comfortable just telling us about Kenny? You don't have to go into too many details. Did you like him? I mean I definitely haven't not called him back, and I don't plan on It does not answer your question. We understand that you don't like him now, but did you like him at any point during your date? No? Not really? Oh yeah, I knew he read that whole
thing wrong. Was it because he kissed you as soon as you guys met in person? How do you know that? Well, we talked to Kenny. You talked to Kenny. Yeah, he sent us an email saying he really liked you, and you're not calling him back. So we had a conversation with him, asked him his side of the story, and then we wanted to find out yours. Was the kiss too much at the beginning? I mean, wouldn't it be weird to you to kind of have someone try to stick their tongue down your throat in a waiting area?
Not for me, No, happened as far as all the time. But again, that's my curse and I wear it and I embrace it. It would be strange was he really that aggressive with a kiss? It wasn't just like a peck on the lips, No, it was like full on. He grabbed me behind the neck and who ided to go for a full on makeout session. And I was kind of freaking out because it was inappropriate. I mean, there were kids around and everything, as it's really uncomfortable.
He said that you kissed him back, though, did you? Or no? Um? I mean, I honestly didn't really even know what to do. I mean, this was the first time I'd ever met the guy in here. Was in the first ten seconds, he's already trying to make out with me. I thought about that, but I don't know, I didn't know what to do at the time. He said that, you guys continued though and went to dinner, and you seemed like you were enjoying yourself. Is that
just an act? Then? Well, once we sat down to dinner, he explained, you know, the reason why he kissed me right away was that he thought it was so beautiful, and I guess I thought it was kind of sweet. So I decided to, you know, give him, give him a chance, at least for the rest of the dinner. Okay, Okay, so you're giving him a second shot like he was a little over eager obviously. Yeah, yeah, so I guess I kind of forgave him. Okay, okay, And so did
dinner not go as well as he thinks? It started out? Okay? The conversation was okay at the beginning, and then there was a family next to us with this little baby, and he's, okay, check out that baby. The baby's staring at us some like okay. Yeah, as the babies, I know, they're always like staring and it's really rude. They don't get uncomfortable, it's really straight. Yeah. So then the baby was staring at us like NonStop, which you know, I thought it was kind of cute because he and me's
what babies do. They stare around and they look at things. But then he goes watch this, watch this, and I'm thinking, oh my god, what's what is he gonna do. He's already tried to shove his tongue out my throat in the middle of the restaurant. So he flips the baby the bird. Did you the baby the baby? Why did he flip the baby off? That was awful? Did the parents see him flip their baby off? No, thank god, no, but I was freaking out. I was like, oh my god,
is this person crazy? Like what is bob with him? And is so aggressive too? Yeah, he was laughing, like, oh my god, this is so funny. The baby has no idea. I didn't know what to do. I didn't do like it up and leave? Do I sit and stay? I was horrified, Like honestly, I was a little bit angry and a little bit like scared, like what did I get myself into? What I do now? To off? What is this? Guys? Didn't tell I did not tell the baby to f off? Okay, Why I just gave
a baby the finger? What? That's hilarious? Why? Hey, Dana, Dana, that is that's Kenny. Yeah, Kenny was on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. And now I guess he feels like he needs to defend himself. I'm sorry, calm down, people, just give me a chance. Okay, it's you're making way too big of a deal out of this. I've flipped the baby off. That's a joke. Do you not have a sense of humor? That's hilarious?
It's what what's the worst that could happen? Like, it's not like this baby's gonna subconsciously remember that it got flipped off at a restaurant when it was a baby. What if the parents saw you and then and you want to have some dad kicking your butt in the restaurant. No, they would probably laugh. I think that's hilarious if someone slipped off my baby. What you never had children? What are you going to do? Flip off your own kids?
The baby smiled. He thought it was funny. I don't think Dana thought it was as funny as you did, Kenny, And that was the first. I can't belive you would even do something. You don't even know my sense of humor, or me for that matter, So why would you even take the chance. Oh my god, Honestly, I've never met a single person in my entire life but didn't think flipping off a baby is funny. It's funny, but you're crazy. So wait, Kenny, are you going around flipping off lots
of babies? Then you're putting this to the trial, is what it sounds like, only only the ones that are asking for it. If you're staring too long, you're getting flipped off. In Kenny's book, no Babies asking for it. Kenny, it was a joke, Dana. I was trying to make you laugh. That's that's it is not the way to make me laugh. And honestly, I don't think there's one person in the world would find it more offensive than I would. No, Dana, did you get flipped off as
a baby and you're scarred because of it? I think, like you, how are you so sensitive to that? Honestly? And all of you do any of you think this is funny? No? No, you boys know it's situational for me. Situational situational first date, probably not funny to flip off a baby, but I guarantee you there are some moments where it is funny. Depends on the situation. I'm not failing on you, Kenny. I'm there with you. I just
don't think it was the right situation for it. Hey, Dana, would you like to go out with Kenny again on a second date? We will pay for it, Absolutely not. But flipping the baby was when too many babies, Oh my god, up, grow up. She's the one that needs to grow up, and you're the one flipping off small children. I'm not flipping up small children, just babies. Oh my god, Dana, thank you for your time. I appreciate you telling us why you didn't enjoy your day with Kenny. Good lust,
Kenny by and Kenny. Now you know there's a time and a place for flipping off a baby in a first date, is not it? Yeah, apparently you can kiss a stranger, but you can't flip off a baby in front of that screener. Oh wow. JPL in the morning text in at seven eight five nine two asking a very important question. What's worse flipping off a baby or crop dusting a baby? Like I do what I'm gonna go with flipping off because crop dusting probably doesn't FaZe
the baby because they're kind of doing that to themselves. Good. This is what's wrong with our society. They asked the question because of today's second date update. In case you missed it, Kenny wanted to call a girl named Dana. They went out on a date. He made a very bold move when they first got together. He just kissed her right away. Of course, they've been chatting online and flirty, so it wasn't like they didn't know each other. They both liked each other, so he thought he'd go for it.
She kissed him back. She thought it was a little too much to do that right away, but whatever, She was cool with the date. Anyway. They were eating dinner, talking and stuff, and there was a baby at a couple tables over that wouldn't stop looking at them. You know, babies do they stare they're rude. They're not rude. That's very rude, yea. And they haven't learned their manners yet not to stare at people. But anyway, he thought it would be funny if he flipped the baby off, so
he did that and made a joke about it. She didn't find it funny at all, so she wasn't calling him back because she thought he was a horrible person who flips off babies. Well he is, that's the thing. I mean, he is. And the best part is he didn't apologize for it. He thought it was funny. He never said like, well, I'm sorry you were even offended, Like, he never even took that apology around. Yeah, if you're a baby in my presence, you're getting the bird. It's hilarious.
And he totally miss an opportunity, like, as a single guy out on a date, your opportunity to be like, hey, I'm great with kids. Let me show you make this baby laugh. That's a good setup for it. I'm great with kids. Let me show you the boom. Flip the baby off. That makes a joke funnier. There's a lot of women's text to get at seventy eight five nine too, though, who like it, Like this one says, oh my god, I'm dying. I would date Kenny. That's hilarious. I love
his sense of humor. And of course there's also a lot of people offended saying baby should never be flipped off. It's very split, you know, it's always very split down the text board on these second date updates. I don't get what the joke is, Like the baby doesn't do anything, so then it gets the bird, yeah, kind of like, hey, baby, what are you staring at? Stab doesn't even know what it means. You don't even get what I'm doing to
you right now because you're dumb. You're a dumb baby, and your brain is informed, yet you haven't learned things, idiot. That is some highbrows here, you're right, Yeah, that's where the comedy is. Man Texan seven eight five nine two Funny or not to flip off a Baby, that's the topic of discussion right now, all right. Remember Young Jeffrey's Song of the Week is coming up in just a few minutes at eight to ten.