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Second Date Update PODCAST: Baby Gets Locked Out

Aug 11, 201716 min
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It's a very very bad sign if you end a romantic evening by going TRICKED into leaving your date's apartment and then getting LOCKED OUT... Unfortunately, that happened to one of our listeners, and he's not waiting another minute to find out why. He needs to know RIGHT NOW, in your second date update!

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Brooking Jubels second date up dates. You know a lot of times when we do second date updates, the person on the phone has waited like a week or two weeks, or three weeks or a month or even years sometimes before contacting us to get their date on the phone. Well, today's second dator is a little different. They've waited extra long two days, two days, and they say they need to get this person on the phone and find out why they're not calling them back. I think that's a

little premature, but let's talk to him. Brad. What's up? Hey, guys, thank you so much for listening to me. Yeah. Right, So, Brad jumping the gun a little bit after only two days, huh Yeah, yeah, I guess. I mean, I know it sounds a little bit crazy, but it was just weird house things ended up going down, and I'm afraid if I wait longer than two days, I might really lose her and I don't want to do that. Yeah, why not? Hey, you know what, should have done it right after the date.

In my opinion, you waited to waste it, like seriously. Should have called us on the way home from the date and see if we get done. Secon day up date right there, I would have what's her name? Her name is Monica Monica? And where did you meet Monica at? We met at a mutual friends house party. We're on the same flip Cup team. So, and how I got to know her? How did you ask her out? I didn't ask her out. We just played a couple rounds of flip Cup and then we were hanging out. We

were talking and she actually asked me. She's like, I don't live too far from here, would you mind walking me home? And I was like absolutely, So I thought things were going pretty good. So wait, so Brad, is this the date? I mean? Your date is you guys got drunk together at a house part I mean, which is fine, But you drank together at a house party and then you walked her home essentially? Yes, Oh okay, And why do you think she's not calling you back

after that? And why do you think she should call you back after that? Doesn't sound like that awesome of a date. Yeah. Well, we were walking home and we were both decently drunk, and we decided to stop into a convenience store for some snacks. Right, So we go in there and it was really funny. We started playing like tag between the aisles and going around and playing with different stuff, and I guess, I guess it was

the alcohol in me. I don't usually do this, but like I grabbed one of these big like suckers, like the lollipops, and I was like, in a in a baby voice, I was like, would baby wake a walli pop? But it sounds so stupid when I actually say, it's normal people, you know what I mean? Yeah, it could be funny. It could be funny in the moment. Yeah, that's exactly how I feel. And I think that's how she received it, because she responded to me. She was like, no,

baby would not wike a walipop. You guys are walking around with wallipop. Yeah, so I figured, you know, she was okay with that, So I just we just kind of kept playing and we are we just started hooking up right there, all right? Was that filled with baby talk too? Uh? Yeah, there might have been. There was more drinking involved, so there definitely might have been more. I mean, it's okay if it's coming from both parties, I feel like, but it's not okay if it's just

coming from you consistently. Bread exactly. I agree with that, and she was definitely reiterating something, but she wasn't. There was definitely baby talk on both parts. Let's put it that way. Okay, what happened the next morning? Then I'm almost thirty, so this is not news for me. Like I've woken up in people's apartments before, so I wasn't necessarily out of my comfort element um and but I rolled over to her and I tried to like continue to the joke from the night prior, and I was like,

how's my wittle baby feeling? Oh, you're drum the night before, but when you're sober in the reality of everything is setting in, that is quite the statement to wake up to, sir, how did widow baby we act? How how did widow baby we act? She goes, She says to me, no joke, She goes, wittow baby, is weere? We tired? Oh? You guys are still big babies, little babies or whatever you are. Once again, she's reiterating, like clearly it's not weird. So

I was like, all right, let me get out. I felt comfortable there, so I got up, but started to like figure out breakfast stand like what we're gonna do. I thought we were gonna like it was a continuation of our quote unquote date. You know what I mean. Did she kick you out? Did she ask you to leave? No, she told me about a breakfast plot in the corner that she really liked the food from there. I was like, all right, let me run out and get some orange juice,

get some breakfast stuff. So I grabbed out my things and I left. And I came back and the door was locked, and she was not answering what she locked you out of the house. Yes, this is after like no problem in the morning, like I left, no response, dude, that is exactly So that's why that's why I like, I feel so weird, and I don't know what happened. And I was able to, you know, touch base with like a bunch of people from that party, and I was finally able to get her phone number. And she

will not pick up calls either. What were you doing at her door? Were you like yelling? Were you pounding on the door? Did you just knock once? What happened? I started off by ringing the doorbell once and then a couple times, and then I started calling for her.

I don't know if you could hear me or not. Okay, Well, you know what, that makes sense to me why two days would go by and you want to get ahold of her, because like that's obviously a weird way to give somebody the brush off, just a lock him out of your house. Yes, I feel so uncomfortable because of it. Do you think there's any chance she just like passed out again or something. I mean, she locked the door,

so I don't. All right, well, we'll play a song, come back, call her and get your second date update. All right, thank you, guys. Yeah, man, hold on rooking jubil in the morning. We're about to do a second date update between two babies. Really a first on the show. Not real babies, adult babies, drunken adult babies. As a matter of fact, if you missed the first part of today's second day update, Brad is on the phone and

he wants to call Monica. They met at a friend's party, hung out, got pretty drunk, and baby talked the whole night. They ended up going back to her place and hooking up, and then baby talked a little bit in the morning before he left to go get some food, and then when he came back, the door was locked. She had locked him out and it's been two days since he's heard from her, but he can't wait. He's got to do a second day update and find out why he

was locked out of the house. All right, Brad, you're ready to go. I'm ready to go. Man. I feel bad for you, Brad, because I keep trying to think of like positive scenarios like she passed out, or she got sick, or you know, reasons she could have locked the door, but still none of them circle backed around too. Why she's not answering your phone call? Yeah, I don't think she wants anything to do with you. Yeah, don't see that. All right, let's just call her, okay, all right,

we'll just get some proof for you. Yeah. You guys are honestly just making me feel worse. Please just make that call. All right, I'll die the fun humber right now here we go? Hello himy aspect to Monica. This is Monica. Who is this? Hey Monica? How are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the morning. Who Jebil from Brook and Jewil in the morning. Um, okay, who are you? Thank you? I love you to ask

that question somebody else there? Yeah, there's two other people here as a matter of fact, there's three of us on the phone right now. What is going on. Well, it's a radio show called Brook and Jewel in the Morning, okay, and we do a segment on a show called the Second Date Update, all right, And what that is is it's where if you go out with someone on a date and then end up not talking to them after they email us to see if we can get you

on the phone and find out why. Okay, Okay, so weird, right, it's a little weird. Yeah, it's a little strange, a little weird that all right. And what does this have to do? This has to do with you because you hung out with a dude named Brad the other day? Oh this is about him? Oh you say him? Yeah, I'm not very happy with him. Okay, can you tell us why? Because he's that's why? Whoa Okay, we went to zero to sixty. And I don't know his mother, so let's please keep her out of it. I'm just

talking about the way he acted around me. Really. Oh yeah, I don't know. When we talked to him, he only had nice things to say about you, really, because he kind of stood me up. I stood you up? Yeah? How did he stand you up. You locked him out? He said, what what? No, I'm just a messenger. He had what I thought was this really nice night together. And then he goes out for breakfast. And I'm putting breakfast in air quotes. You can't see me because he

never came back. What do you mean he said that you locked him out of the house and that's he couldn't get back. Well, he's freaking lying to you because he never came back. What she's like, Oh, I'll get you orange juice, so I'll get you your special cheese in which that you like, and like he's gone and I was waiting there for like hours and he never showed up. What, Monica, I was at your door the entire time. Who is Monica? That's Brad. He's on the other line and wants to talk to you. Wait, he's

been listening to me. Yeah I have. I've heard everything you said. And I was standing at your door the entire time. Why would I just leave like that? Why would she lie like that? I didn't lie like that. I went out. I went to this place and you told me to go to I got us both breakfast, exactly what you wanted. I came back and was locked You locked me out? Why would I lock you out? I was hungry? No, that's what I'm wandering. Oh my god, So wait, who's lying here? Either someone got locked out

or you didn't show back up. Brad, he's the one that's lying. No, she's lying right now? Can so confusing? I cannot believe this. So wait, Monica, if he's the one that's lying, wait no, wait, now I'm confusing. Everybody's wait. Hold on. Well, my question is why didn't you answer any of his phone calls if you actually wanted to see him again? He didn't chext me until a day later. What you don't come back? You just ditched somebody, and then a day later you're like, hey, Monica, no locked

me out. I didn't think you wanted to talk to me. I was really trying to say whatever a little bit of hope I had left. This makes no sense. Why we're telling me. I would think one of you is lying, but you're both so passionate. One of you is a really good liar. That's all I have to say. I mean, I'm not lying. I'm not lying. I know for sure that I stood outside your door and where were you? I exactly the same door that I left from. What number did you go to? I went to your number? One? Yeah,

I wrote it down in my phone. It's right here. I'm going to pull it up. Hold on, Brad, Hey, Brad, you go away? Are there left again? Yeah? I guess I wrote down What did you say? The number was one? Yeah? I wrote down the wrong number. Oh, man, got to the bottom of it. Wait, so, Brad, you are at somebody else's door emphatically ringing it in the morning? Yeah? With breakfast? Yeah? Yeah, man, that would have been the best morning for them if they would have just answered

the door. Oh and how sad for you, Monica? This whole time you thought that he was just standing you up? Oh my god, one of the door was locked. I am so sorry, Monica. Dude, what if the door hadn't been locked and he just walked into somebody else's apartment? I feel like I feel like such an idiot. I can't believe that I got all worked up and it was my fault and I we're on the radio. This is crazy. I honestly thought you ditched me. I'm sorry. Yeah, I never would have done that. And I can totally

totally see where you're coming. From you must have been so hungry. Well, Monica, if you're still hungry, would you like to go on a second date? Was Brad? We will pay for it. Yeah, it was that simple. This is such a huge relief. Thank you. I'm sorry. I won't let you down the second time. I'll make sure that not everything correctly. I am so sorry and thank you for the opportunity. I really am thankful. Well, it's okay,

I'll just check your phone next time. Okay, Yeah, wherever the place is, Monica's just going to get the address and drive you there. Okay, guys, thank you so much. I really appreciate you taking the time to help me out. Monica. Um, I'm I'm really looking forward to this. Baby's looking forward to this too. Oh boy, baby is going to be in a lot of tweble next time. I can't hear any more of this. I think it's illegal that you're

anymore of this. Broken jupil in the morning, texting at seven eight five nine two that says I just threw up all over my car. Stop the baby talk, okay, really bad. Talking about today's second date update, Brad wanted to call Monica. They met at a friend's party, ended up hanging out, getting kind of drunk, doing a lot of baby talk. They said that was like their thing that night, and then they ended up hooking up and in the morning he went to go get some food,

came back and the door was locked. She had locked him out, and then he left waited two days. He's like, called us, asked us to do a second date update and get her on the phone because he couldn't wait long. He's like, why did she lock me out? And the two of them argued back and forth. She thought that he just left and we had to go get food and just took off. Yeah, he thought she locked him out. Turns out he went back to the wrong apartment. You know,

he learned a valuable lesson. You don't write down an apartment number, you just take a picture of it. Yeah, that's what I do with parking man. Just take a photo. Yeah, whenever I parked at a spot does number on? I to take a photo of it. Because he wrote the

number down in his phone. And while they're arguing, it was really confusing him, Like one of these people is a really good liar, because both of them were completely convinced that the other one screwed them over and then he checked his phone to see which apartment number it was, and he's like, oh my bad. I will say, this is like the first time, maybe in second day up date history, that the two people were like normal, they were baby talking about that normal to you, Jose, because

then we need another discussion baby talk. I think it is normal to Jose, what's your nickname? You and your girlfriend's nicknames for each other, exactly as anybody who's cool and baby talk is definitely Jose, He's like, that's totally normal. Yeah, I mean they were met for each other because they both liked it, or they were met for you. I'm not sure which. So the couple in the second Day up Date did do some baby talk at the end

of it, and we had to let them go. At that point, it's like, dude, just go on your dates already. Remember if you want to do a second day update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back. It is Friday, and you know what that means. Our little show man. He's getting ready in the other room. His jazz hands are flailing. He's thinking about putting on a sequin top trying to get the lighting right, dancing around.

He's getting ready to jumping up and down, ready to bust in the studio door. It's almost time for Young Jeffreies Song of the Week, and that is coming up at eight ten

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