Second Date Update PODCAST: Asparagus Love

they love the senior citizens, they do. Or McCauley Culkin and every hot girl he's ever dated. How did he get with Mila Kunis? Huh? What is going on there? Money? They're all rich, exactly, they love each other. See, it's mysteries like this that just confound my mind. And we have a guy on the phone for a second date update who admits he had a mismatch date and he was the lucky one. Oh that's a good place to be. Yeah, but maybe that's why he's not getting a call back now.

His names Curtis. What's up, Curtis? You know how you guys doing. Oh, Curtis, you dating up. Yeah, pretty much. I kind of I kind of outkicked my coverage on this one. Then. Yeah, so what's this girl's name? Her name is Ashley. We met not together with mutual friends, at a socially distance get together. Um, just very responsible of you, good John, thank you try to be and wow, not to be crashed. But she's an absolute smoke show.

Is that crass? I think it's kind of nice. I know was saying to be crass, but is it beautiful? He's using a slangy. So did you get a chance to talk to her? Nope? Well yeah, I mean she's stunning and she's never been around these friends before, so it was like I immediately noticed her. I introduced myself eventually, and um, were you nervous? What were you feeling like in that moment? Yeah, I mean there's definitely butterflies because

I mean she is that much of a knockout. So yeah, but you know, I had a little bit of liquid courage going. Okay, went over to her and started talking and at some point I made an office in comments about KFC and how I kind of wished that there was KFC at the cookout or kind of just like pot luck really basically, you're just trashing on everybody's food and saying that, why don't we just do takeout? I mean, to be fair. Of the food was hot garbage, so

it was accurate. Yeah, So I said that, and I'm like, you know, I could really use some extra CHRISTI and she's like extra CHRISTI. I'm like, yeah, KFC, I'm kind of a I'm kind of a KFC and she's like, oh my god, I love KFC too, and I'm like, wait what So yeah, we did, like that. Is that really shocking to that somebody else loves KFC? I mean, I guess I said that in Jeffs in some way because I do actually am very much into KFC. It

was a meeting point for us. And it's hard to believe that hot girls even eat sometimes, I mean exactly. I mean I figured she was on like a fully vegan die or whatever, but she wasn't. And we started chatting. She's a flight attendant, which she's always gonna go, so that's why she's running to CAP see and yeah, I've got enough courage up After that and I was like, do you what about some time? And she's like, yeah,

it'd be great. Nice it's interesting. I could, like you can hear in his voice like how nervous he was in that moment, like just thinking about it still, like his voice is getting all quick and exciting. He's like yeah. When she said yes, it was like I think I let out an audible sigh, which was probably not the coolest thing to do. Yeah, but you know what, though, it's good to be not cool, especially around women who

are ultra beautiful. And I really think that because it's so refreshing to see someone just be themselves from your mouth to god hears, I mean like hopefully, hopefully that was the case. I don't know that from personal experience. I just have a lot of hot friends. So what did you guys do for your actual date? So we went out to this nice place you know, certainly and a and at one point I kind of I made an off fan joke about you know, waste your shooters

and being an aphrodisiac APPRODSAC jokes are always funny. Don't let brook negativity get you down, thank you. I mean, well maybe maybe not, because I then kind of doubled down and made it made a joke about asparagus is asparagus, This makes your pee smell like, oh, my understanding. And I'm not sure if it's an old wives tale or anything, but I've always heard it like asparagus really gets Lilido going. It's real. You know, wait, is that the joke or

are you being serious? I don't know that's serious. I mean that's what i've heard, and I mean, you know, I wasn't like, hey, this is an automatic hook up or anything like that. But you know, again, I was nervous and I thought, you know, she kind of liked the first joke, but I was going down every food I tell yeah, good night, breadsticks, hung girl, is that what you had for Yeah? And it didn't help that I was like kind of stuffing my face at the

time with asparagus. Yeah, all right, that might have put a wrench in things we're able to recover. I'm guessing it didn't help. I mean, look, it seemed like the rest of the date went well. We talked about what she does, and I feel like there was a moment towards the end of the date afterwards where I could have kissed her, but I and I didn't see the opportunity, and I'm regretting it, and I feel like a Jack, but if like, I'm not sure what I can say on the radio. But yeah, it's been a few days

and just ghost City and I haven't heard anything from her. Okay, you may just not be home, Like yeah, no, I mean that's certainly a possibility. I just kind of feel like, you know, the clock struck midnight and here I am, and like it was kind of like all a dream and she's, you know, kind of realized that I'm kind of a schmucke, but a schmuck with lots of asparagus. So you've got something going for you. Well, we're gonna play a song. We'll come back call Ashley for you.

We'll try and get you a second date update at Curtis, thank you, guys. Hold on if you're just tuning in for the second date update. We're on the phone with Curtis, who met a beautiful flight attendant named Ashley. Yes, and he describes Ashley as being a little bit out of his league. They bonded over their mutual love of fine cuisine, specifically Kentucky fine cuisine. Yeah but yeah, when he took Ashley out, he may have made a few too many

jokes about aphrodisiacs. Over dinner. He also felt like he missed out on a good opportunity for a first kiss. But he's hoping that we can call up at Ashley, his long lost flight attendant, and help him book a one way trip to her heart. Oh that was cute, now, Curtis, and keeping with standard safety regulations, I will need to perform a cavity search before we make this phone call on myself, not on you. Okay, how are you still finding stuff up there? Like? Yeah? It's cavernous? What can

I says? All right, Curtis, you ready to do this? Yeah? Yeah, for sure? Okay, I mean, are you as nervous now as you were the moment you asked her out? Way more? Oh more? Yeah? Okay, so we're not in a healthy spot right now, Curtis. Just know that. I mean, there could be a reason why, you know, a perfectly logical reason why she's not calling you back. That is a sound of me knocked on one. Okay, all right, well here we go. We're gonna dial the phone number and

we're gonna see if Ashley answers. You ready? Yeah, okay, let's do this. Here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Ashley? Please? This is Ashley. Hi, Ashley, my name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. You have a second to talk with us, curious place? This is the radio Yeah? Oh my god, Wow, there's more of you. Oh Ashley, Hi, what's up. I can't tell if you know the show or not, but we're doing something called a second date update. I have

heard of this, Okay, so you know that. The way it works is if you go out with someone and afterwards, if they're not calling you back, you can email our show and we'll reach out to that person to try and figure out the reason why. So someone I went out with called you yeah, and his name Okay, So I know you sound so excited about that. So this is nice. I'm curious. Who is it. Well, a guy emailed us about you named Curtis. Okay, okay, okay, that's

still positive. You met Curtis at the barbecue? Yes, I did. I feel bad. I saw he texted me. I am a flight attendant, so I'm like always traveling for work. So I didn't really mean to like not respond to him. Oh my god, that's what I told him, that that was a possibility, and he thought for sure. You were standing him up, he said, ghost City. Oh no, I was like out of town. I just kind of missed it. I meant to respond, but no, I really wasn't like

intentionally ghost at him or anything. So you're gonna call him back? Yeah, I mean he was like a really nice dude. I would definitely hang out with him again. What did you like about him? He was funny, Like he had a quirky, sensive humor, and I feel like I'm not usually surprised by that sort of thing, you know what I mean. Like, so no issues with him, Like, no like asparagus issues or anything weird. Oh he made a joke about asparagus, which I mean, I've not heard before,

but it's very educational, so I don't know. Okay, so it's good. Yeah, No, he was really fun Actually, Okay, this is a lot easier than we thought. I mean when I when I told him it may be something just totally normal. I was lying to him when I said that in the beginning. Yeah, yeah, I am. I'm like, because this never happens. Um, well this, I guess this is gonna happen earlier than it should. But Ashley, we forgot to tell you that Curtis has been on the

phone listening this entire time. He wants to talk to you, Curtis. Yes, no, no, I'm thrilled. This is amazing, right, what's going on? Incredible? What's that? Man? Right? I can't believe you called the radio, but you know, yeah, well I was. I was a little bit concerned. And I mean, look, full disclosure, like guys like me don't end up with girls like you. So I just like I was, all right, yeah, I'm

beyond super stoked and the Curtis. But hold on, like you're gonna talk yourself out out of a date here, let me just ask her before it gets out of hand, Ashley, would you be willing to go on a second date with Curtis? Will pay for it? Yes? I would be willing to do amazing. Well, congratulations Curtis. Yeah, you got the easiest second date update we've ever done. And she said such nice things about you, Curtis, I know, yeah, wow, I can't believe you were so nervous about this. I

mean I was nervous. I guess now, Like now I guess I could say like because it's gonna happen. I mean, I've been in love with her for like two years basically, And hold on what you said you had never met her before. I haven't met you, well, like I, you know, like the people you might know option on Facebook's at algorithm or whatever, because obviously mutual friends. Your profile came

up and yeah, I don't know. I've just been kind of looking at your profile and looking at your pictures and greets and you know you would actually like like KFC and stuff like that, and so I kind of commented on that at the you made that comment because I'm not on my Facebook that I like KFC. That's why you said that. Well hold on, yeah, I mean it's I don't I mean, it's not that weird. I mean,

ultimately know everything else. Curtis, you didn't hold on. You didn't tell us that you had known her before this. He said, you just know her, he knew her Facebook profile. Yeah, I did not know him, and so we met at our friends party. I Curtis, I don't know that I would have told me this if I read Yeah, dude, I feel kind of awkward. I mean, the thing is, Curtis, what's weird about it? Is it? Like? Why wouldn't you just DM her on Facebook two years ago and say hey,

what's up? We have mutual friends. Like the whole two years of looking at her page is kind of creepy, band because it's a lot different to just like DM somebody, especially a chump like me, like she'd probably look at my Facebook profile and be like, who in the hell is this loser? Oh buddy, did you did you know that she was going to be at that part that your friends were throwing. I mean, yeah, I figured as much. I mean I also did check with one of our

friends just to be sure. But no, but that's fine. I mean it's kind of like a setup, right, Like if your friend is in on it, it's almost like a setup. Actually, how are you feeling hearing all this?

You know, I feel a little weird about it. I wish, like, full disclosure, you would have just kind of told me that up friends, because now it feels like you were hiding it or trying to be someone based on my Facebook profile, and I just you know, I like you, like I wouldn't have thought you were a chump or something. So I don't know, I feel a little weird. I honestly,

actually I don't think that it's that big of a deal. Honestly, I think that social media is a weird thing these days and people don't know how to navigate it all the time. And he obviously thinks that you're way out of his league. Yea, I mean you guys have mutual friends, Like, there's people that can vouch for him that he's not some stranger that is just stocking you. That's really fair. You're right, Yeah, you're friends with people for years online.

I know kids, and I'm like, oh, they've grown up so much. I've never even met these You're following children online, parents they post picked and their kids next time. See that's a lot stranger. Then what I see what he's talking about? You know someone but you don't know. Okay, yeah, everyone's a creep, I guess. Yeah, yeah, I mean I noticed your profile. I really admired you. I didn't you know from there, it's like you get to a certain point.

I don't know, it's just you, and I appreciate you telling me now on the radio, and I promise there's nothing else that I'm hiding that I wouldn't that I would drag you onto a radio show for that I hadn't told you or anything like that. Yeah. When you say that, it makes it sound like there is some hiding Chris, I promise you there's nothing. Okay, Well do

we react? Yeah? Now, I'm like, I feel like I feel like I need to reask the question again because we have new information and what we had the first time Ashley seems cool man. Yeah, I just want to avoid any liabilities on our end. Yeah, So, Ashley, would you like to go out on another date with Curtis. We'll pay for it. Pretend I didn't ask you the first time one day? Yeah, yes, I will um, yeah, okay, hey, but it was a still yes. Take it as a win and that's a w Curtis. Well, yeah, oh, don't

trust me. I'm yes, amazing, thank you? Well, wow, this is amazing. This is the first time we've ever had two yeses by the same person on a second date. Update point, it's like three dates now. Yeah. Yeah, I guess I'm kind of breaking the mold here. I'm somewhat of a pioneer. All right, let's celebrate. Get up the asparagus. Come on, and just to be clear, the date you guys are paying for is not a cast, right, Okay? Two point five