Second Date Update PODCAST: Arcade Badass

It doesn't care one bit about you. And then you go back the next day and somebody else is there pressing it's buttons. Really enough about me. We're talking about Ronald, who's on the phone right now to do a second date up date, and apparently he actually went on a date to a video game arcade, and that's why I bring it up. Hey, Ronald, how are you? Hey, how's it going? I thought you were just a really, really sad man about the state of dating right now. Yeah,

that's kind of his issue. That's completely different than what I experienced. Okay, good god, there is hope out there for some people. Yeah. Yeah, so your email said that you went out with a girl to a video game arcade. Before we get into that, how did you meet her. I actually met her on a new dating application I was trying out. Friend told me about it a dating application. Well, you guys would probably know it is an app. APP is short for applications. Thank you, thanks man, appreciate it.

I didn't know that. Yeah, all right, so you met her on this dating application. Did you guys talk a bunch before you went out or did you just kind of meet and then go out. We assumed hit it off pretty good through the tech, so yeah, we went ahead and decided to meet up. Had an old school arcade venue, so we went in there and played some muld school games, like you know, asteroids, and they had old ones and it was it was really fun. It was a really cool place. Did you allow her to

win or did you destroy her? Well? Actually, I'm a little bit competitive, but you know, I didn't want to like freak her out or anything, So yeah, I kind of let her win a little bit. But I don't know if you started like eating away at me just slowly as the points were rising, I was like, oh my gosh. I was like, oh, I just felt like such a loser. Why would you feel like a loser? Friend? Up winning a video game? I don't know, because I was looking around and everybody was seeing a plane and

it was like the heavy competition. Things started creeping in. There was a lot of couples there, and you know, most of the time the guy was winning. I was like, oh my gosh, I'm like the only loser here. That's a female here. So you actually you were taking it seriously that you were losing. By the way, I guarantee none of those people were watching you. If you felt were watching it, you weren't there. Man. They were absolutely watching me. And they kept lancing over and kind of

gesturing into each other. I saw one lady kind of nudge your boyfriend like, oh my god, look you sound like an intense man. Yeah, I'm definitely a little intense. I guess she thought so too. She thought so. Did she comment on it, Yeah, she made a little comment. We uh, we were playing pac Man and I'd almost tied us up, and I guess the controller kind of got stuck or something and I could swerve around a

corner and I got eaten. In a momentary loss of judgment, I kicked the machine pretty hard to freaking out on the machine. That's awesome, but it sounds like every time you're losing, you have something else to blame besides, I don't know your own lack of skills. No, the controller stuck. It wasn't my fault at all. You know. It was one of those old school arcade games. Kids. Itn'm beating up on the machine all day. Yeah, people, So the

thing is people kick those things and then they get ruined. Whatever. Wasn't that big a deal. I mean, it happened. You know, she didn't seem absolutely freaked out by it. Absolutely, but but the manager of the store actually was a little upset. He actually walked over and kind of scolded me like a little kid, which is a little embarrassing. Oh. Really cool.

So wait, you went out to an arcade where you proceeded to get beat and then took it out on a machine, and you're wondering why this woman isn't calling you back. Well, yeah, but I mean, hold on it. It gets better, trust me, it's it's gonna get better. So better in a good way, or better like you ruined this date even more. No, no, no, it was a good turnaround. It was a good turnaround. Okay, what happened?

So you know we're sitting there playing and she kind of laughed about the managers seemed to I kind of turn her on a little bit, you know, bad boy, Yeah, give her the bad boy saying, you know, I haven't played it off like whatever. So next thing I know, we're actually behind one of the pinball machines making out. Wait what Wow? She made out with you behind a pinball machine? Yeah, I guess we got here a little hot, you know, just kind of being the defiant, rebellious type.

That'll happen. Man, you know what I mean when you say screw the system, I'm gonna kick this game if I want to. Who've made the move to make out? You were her? Well, I mean the first move. Du I mean a pretty badass guy. Oh, it sounds like I don't go out too often, so you know when I do, I go for the kill. Okay, well you lock lips the next thing, you know, I mean, we're just like all up and down each other's throat. We misjudge this whole story. Make out in the arcade? How

did the date end? After your romance in the arcade? It ended pretty good, actually on a good note, because the manager actually saw us again. He walked by to change out the quarters or whatever in a machine and he saw us making out, and then he came up and told us that we had to get out of there. And I was like, you know this place anyway, So

I drapped walk out the front door. So he kicked you out because he saw you making out, right, But you are making out, you know, arcade in mid day, I know, pretty bad ass, huh, I think, so, Ronald, Well, why do you think she's not calling you back then? If you guys had such a hot, steamy romance in the arcade. Well, we got back to my place, and you know, the whole time we were pretty much, you know, a lot of physical contact. You know, it felt like, wow,

still going. I thought you were done after the arcade. No, I wasn't about to let the date in, you know, I took it back to my place. Oh wow, I misjudged you completely at the beginning of this closening. So what happened back at your place? Then? We pretty much picked up where we left off at the arcade, you know,

on a horizontal level. You guys hooked up. We didn't go all the way, but I mean we messed around quite a bit, and then at one point she just totally stopped on me, and I was kind of sitting there like, okay, you know, got us all hot and bothered here, and he just wanted to take off. I didn't quite understand. You know, everything seemed like it was going really good. She was turned on. I don't know

what it was. Yeah. Well, you know, sometimes when a girl's around a guy like you, they can't trust themselves, so they got to get out of the situation. You know, That's what I'm talking about. So maybe that was it. How many times have you tried to get ahold of her since she left your place? Quite a few times. I tried through the dating app twice, and you know, I let a couple of days go by. I just heard to call her cell phone number and still didn't get an answer. And do you want to date her?

Do you just want to finish what you guys started? Yeah? Definitely, Yeah, well both preferably. Okay, all right, well we'll play a song, come back, call her and get your second date update. Okay, I appreciate it much. Yeah, man, hang on looking jubil in the morning. Second, if you're just tuning in for the second date update, Ronald is on the phone and this isn't your grandma's Ronald. No, this Ronald is a certified badass, kicking computer games and taking names, no respect

for authority whatsoever. That's the Ronald we know. If you were just listening. We talked to Ronald about his first date with a girl named Julia. They went out. They went to an arcade. He got in trouble because he kicked one of the video games there and the manager said, hey, don't kick our video games. And then he got up from that video game with his date and then pushed her against a pinball machine. They started making out, and then they got kicked out of the arcade for making out,

but didn't stop there. They went back to his house and even made out a little bit more on his bed before she just couldn't take anymore and had to leave. All right, Ronald, are you ready to give her a call and find out why she would stop the action? Yeah? Absolutely, Yeah, I'm not even gonna guess on this one, because I thought for sure it was because you're kind of a lunatic when it came to video games, and she didn't like you. But she ended up back at your place,

So I know nothing. I know how to bring him home. What can I say? Yeah, apparently that's right, Ronald. Let's do this. See why she wouldn't be calling you back, big dog? I know you're just joking, but real less, I'm kind of a badass. Okay, I know I'm not saying that you're not Ronald. I just think that should be your theme song. Okay, here we got him in a dollar phone uber dial. Let's put around, let's do this. Let's do it. Okay, Ronald means business. Hello. Hi is

Julia there? Hi? That's a shame, Hey, Julia, how are you? This is Jebil from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. I'm sorry? Who Jebil from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning the radio show? Okay, okay, do you want to know why I'm calling you? I would love to know. I'm calling you because you recently went out on a date with a guy and he emailed us seeing if we could get you on the phone. Oh, have you been on a lot of dates recently? No, not too many. I mean I feel like I do, maybe too per week.

I tried not to overwhelm myself. Okay, Well, this one was with a guy named Ronald, and you went to an arcade. Oh yeah, all right, definitely remember that one. You remember your date with Ronald? Oh I do? All right? Well, Ronald emailed us because he thought you guys had a great time. But he says that you're not getting back to him and he'd like to go out with you again. So he asked if we could maybe get you on the phone and find out what went wrong. He told

us that the date went awesome. He even told us that you guys were making out and stuff. So it's kind of confused. That's private. Yeah, yeah, but you know how Ronald is not a whole lot's private. With Ronald, I feel like, oh my gosh, but you liked him right like you were into the date obviously. I mean he had this whole like tough guy for todd going and in a way I appreciated it because I thought, oh, like you trying to impress me, you know, I thought

that was kind of cool. Do you mean him getting kicked out of an arcade for kicking a machine and then making out with you? Whoa, he told you guys everything. Yeah, he did you like that though? That's part Yes, really, I did make you feel like you were in junior high all over again and dating some teenager. No, it felt I don't know, it felt really risky and like son and thrilling, so I thought, yeah, I'll go with it. It was fun. Okay, So you enjoyed making out with

him there? And did you enjoy the makeout session when you went back to his place? Wait? Why are you asking me? It sounds like he told you everything already. He pretty much did. But the reason that we're confused is you were making out with him and then you stopped and left. Yeah, he had no idea, Like it was out of the blue. So we're wondering why you don't want to go out with him again if you were like all into it. Whoa, what he did was out of the blue? What did he do? It's really

embarrassing for him, not me. I don't I don't want to say it on the radio. Oh I definitely think you should. If it's embarrassing for him. He's the one that set up this whole phone call. He's the one that's putting your business out on the radio. We've already talked to him and he says he doesn't care. He just wants to know why you won't come back. Well, um, if you must know. Yeah, we were, you know, we're

really into it, like we're making out. It was it was good, it was fine, and then all of a sudden, he was touching my boobs and he honked it and said, whooo wait what did you just say? Hell your boob? Yeah, only one of them. He hung my left boob and said, whoo hoo? Did he wait? Was he trying to be funny? I don't know. It's almost like he didn't even though he did it, he didn't acknowledge it. I didn't call

attention to the fact that he said woo hoo. No, and I mean, that's so I So I stopped because I thought, okay, he's throwing in a joke while we're getting hot and heavy, which I think is lame. But I was like, whatever, he's just trying to be funny. It's okay. But he definitely was not joking and just continued like he didn't miss a beat, like I don't know if he knew he did it, but it's like, I mean, to be kind of on his side, he has one bad moment in a long sounds like makeout session,

you couldn't get past a little boom honk. I mean, a honk is one thing, but going woo hoo along with her that just kind of put me over. I could see how that would kill him, followed up by a yippie if you'd let him do other things, I think, Yeah, I mean I don't. I was like, Okay, he's got like a list of these little celebratory champs that he does. I don't want to stick her on for the net. Okay, So that's when you stopped and took off, right, Yeah, why wouldn't you tell him that was a turn off

to you? Because he seemed so oblivious to it. But I thought, let me just run now, Yeah, why waste the time and have a conversation. Yeah, I mean for me, it was like, you know, this is the first date. I'm just gonna stop now and then never talk to him again. Okay, Well, I do have bad news for you then, because he's actually on the other line listening and wants to have at least one more conversation with you. WHOA what? Yeah, Ronald? You there? Yeah, I'm here. I'm

sorry you have to hear that. Yeah, but you're exaggerating a little bit. I mean, I grab it, but I didn't say woo who. Most I said was woo, And doesn't matter if you said woo or woo who. It's just strange to hear those noises while we're in the middle of something like that. This isn't a sport where they're gonna win something, so what I'd like to fice

things up. It was my natural reaction. You know, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I kind of agree with Ronald really yeah, Like, I don't know, it takes a while for two people to learn their likes and dislikes in the romantic sense. And I don't think you gave them a shot, you know, like one thing and you turn them down. I mean, maybe we're just different.

If you would have had Ronald making out with you honk your boob yao woohoo on the second date with him, there's a lot of reasons that I wouldn't have gone out with Ronald, to be kind with, But if I got to a point where he was hunking my boob and I didn't like it, I mean I would have told them and we probably would have continued baking out. I don't know if he said woo hoo in the middle of yeah, right, it's an exciting thing. It's not

like he was disappointed. Sounds like a Simpsons character where you know, like you guys were making fun of it, but she was into it at the time. You know, she was moaning like, so, yeah, I went for it. That wasn't moaning. That was me trying to hold back my vomit. Whatever. You know, you liked it, well, Julie, I would love to ask you this question. Would you like to go out on a second date with Ronald? We will pay for it. I'm gonna go with no. Oh, no,

so weird. Really, maybe grab your button get a zoichs out of the whole deal. Oh gosh, definitely not. I really don't want to feel like I'm on an episode of Mickey MoU All right, well, thank you for talking to us and being honest with us about your date. I appreciate that. Julia, sure, thank you. Welcome and Ronald,

I'm sorry no second date for you. Well, that's all right, I can honk on somebody, elp, all right, get after Ronnie text in at seven eight, five nine two this says, I'm definitely over my quota today for hearing the term honk my boobspriaking jul in the morning talking about today's second date update if you missed it. Ronald Ronnie as I like to call him, is a badass and he wanted to call a girl named Julia who wasn't calling

him back. After their date, they went to an arcade and Ronald talked about how cool he was when he got upset at playing back man and then kicked the machine and the owner of the place came over and said, hey, please don't do that, and then he was like, dude, I was just showing her that I didn't care about anything.

I don't care about authority. And then he pushed her up because the machine started making out with her what she liked, and then they got kicked out of the place basically, and he was like, dude, she was totally eny because I'm a badass. Well, it turns out she wasn't calling him back because when they got back to his place, they were messing around a little bit, and then he got to second base and he honked her boob and then went whooo, like actually said woo who

and that turned her off. Then she left and decided she doesn't want to see him again. It all sounds like a story from Junior High, from the arcade game like to the boob honk. Yeah, I still can't believe that that was the thing that pushed her over, Like there were so many things prior to that that could

have done the job right. As soon as he starts to like get angry at a video game and start beating the crap out of it, like Garant, this guy is a little Somebody texted him in seven eighty five nine two and said, thanks to Ronald, I have a

new signature move. Whenever I touched a girl's boob. I think that it didn't work out for him, so you may want to take that into consideration before you pick it up as your signature Movebody else said, I dated a guy who honked my boobs all the time like that, and now we're getting married in three weeks, so it also could work out for you, Just depends on what

you're into. Yeah. Remember, if you want everybody to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Somebody said I just hanked my girls boobs because we're listening to you guys right now. If you're with your girlfriend right now, just reach over. If your car pulling to work or whatever, just hank talking back. There's a place you can honk too. Why not everybody do that in traffic right now? Hey, and

if you're by yourself or you're in car, hank yourself. Yeah, I mean, no way to get closer to your car. For your co workers, then too, hank each other, and then hank the horn to let the people next see you know that you're hanking each other. Everybody, just get one big good honking on a part of your friend's body right now. Celebrate. Yeah, man, all right, speaking of a hank fast, Young Jeffrey's song is a week's coming up at eight ten ninety two point five