Second Date Update: Plane In The Neck

just went for I'm a giver. You're about. But just think, hundreds of thousands of people go through those terminals every single day. At least a handful of them have to be cute. And that's how one of our listeners low met someone recently one of the when the handful of cute people scrolling through the airport logan, welcome to the show. Hey guys, oh my gosh, what happened? Is that what you're wonderings? You need to search me because I'm willing.

I did not get frisped. Okay, No, you were actually in the airport or you were on the plane. No, I was. I was waiting by the gate. Okay, so that makes sense because you're and you're both leaving the same city. Chances are good that you guys are from the same place, and who'd you meet exactly? So I see her, and I, you know, I quickly took inventory of my environment. I was like, oh, there she is, six o'clock. Got it, moved a couple of times, got

to where I was sitting right next to her. So they announced over the speaker that's going to be a four hour delay. Oh my god, oh god, plane didn't come in. You're the only person excited. This is it, you know. I immediately I could hear her mumbling under her breath like I don't believable. And I was like, man, I play you. These airlines are getting to be a real plane in the neck pocket dad. Joke just gambled with it. She ended up laughing really hard. You're saying

the joke landed. Yeah, Lets we understand each other little yeah. So she liked the humor. What happened after that, so she's like, I don't know how I'm going to kill four hours, and I was like, well, I got a great idea. What we can do is we can head right over to that bar where I'm going to buy you a drink. Absolutely smooth, my friend. I went right in with the cards, you know. I'm like, hey, parrot aces, here we go. Yeah, I'm funny and an alcoholic youth.

You're yeah, well, that's an airport you can drink at any time of the day. When absolutely that's true. Oh yeah, it doesn't count when you're at the airport. It doesn't alcoholism doesn't. I bet she's still laughing too, right, because

it's so cheesy. Yeah. No, we're having a great you know, I'm throwing out some questionable jokes here, and they're like she had a book that was in her bag that she moved out, um, and I was like, I was like, oh, you read you can't carry But she laughed and she's like yeah to you, And I'm like, no, not not really, you know, well yeah not too well. Oh so you guys are really hitting it off. Yeah, we're going back

and forth. Before I knew it four hours just Fleu flew by therese we're gonna hit our ten pun quota for that wasn't I swear that wasn't on purpose? Natural man, all right, we gotta keep our seats in the upright position. For this guy. That's a long time to be spending with somebody one on one time. Four whole hours at the airport bar. Yes, yes, absolutely I considered it like

a little first date. Absolutely I would. So what were the odds that you two sat next to each other on the fly, Probably like zero, right, Yeah, we didn't get a chance to do that. We were near each other, and there were definitely glances and look, so when we get you know, arrival, Yeah, okay, so nice to meet you. Well, you know, give you a call, Oh for sure, you know, maybe some some dinner. Yeah, you're the first one. That's role play we're doing. We're doing a little bit of

the nice pleasantry goodbye. And then of course the reason I'm on the phone with you, guys, I reach out text a couple of times, even a little phone call. Nothing in response. He's a hottie, I'm thinking, was she on her a little I'm not. I'm not at home, I'm not in my own city. I can flirt around with a guy, but maybe I'm in a relationship. Oh it's been a couple of weeks here. So you you hung out with her for four hours and you didn't get a read on whether or not she was single.

My read was that she was single and that she was available, and that she was having a great time with me. I'm just thinking, you know what, I can imagine her acting that way, feeling like no strings attatched. I mean, maybe it was just that not to be mean, but maybe she was just bored. Like maybe you were reading more into the dating aspect of it than she was. Hey, she was cackling. Her laughter hit a certain note. There

was a perminality to the last of the set. I like, you, you didn't kiss or anything, right, because I would have been a big green flag. Yeah, um no, I didn't. I didn't get to that. Okay, Okay, that would have been strange. I thought green flag was like an airplane pun. But I guess it. They don't use flags that use a little poles that like remember that baton. I feel like we can't go to the song until we get just one more airline pun. I think we can. I

think we could go. Let's just take off and get right over to Ye that was bad. We'll settle for that one. We'll get your second date update and out where the turbulence was in this relationship. That's how it's done like a proa attention, second eight update, next second date. You know, ninety nine percent of the time your evening would be completely ruined if your plane was held up for over four hours. That's I have a whole trap. Yeah, but for one of our listeners, Logan, that wasn't a

flight delay. That was a flight to ya. I feel like some airline is going to try to market in that, and I'm gonna hate you for it because it comes up and says that that's fine a little bit. We should trademark that. But no, Logan. Logan got to spend all of that extra time over at the airport bar with a hottie from his flight named Ellie, and the two of them were vibing. She was loving his airplane puns, Oh my god, and he kept him yeah yeah, even

as jokes about being potentially illiterate. All this magic happening. But once the plane boarded after that, she's been kind of hard to reach, even harder to lock down a date with. Hopefully, though, she answers, the phone here and we can actually get you another meet up. Logan, how you feeling, man, I'm feeling like you guys are gonna bring me home like this chick. Now, now keep in mind, now this this was not a regular girl. This is definitely a hot, hot girl. Okay, I can like a model.

You mean you mean to say she was beautiful and her personality really shine Bengo exactly, say the whole package, you know, like you go on dating apps and you're you kind of see the leftovers or whatever. There. Yeah, yeah, I got you, logan, Just let us do the talking. Yeah, we got it. We're gonna dial her number right now. We're trying your second day up date. Here we go. Hello, Hey, is this Ellie? It is yes, Ellie. What's up? You get a lot of calls from morning radio shows? Uh? No,

Oh my gosh, are you guys really? Are you really telling the truth that you're really a radio show morning show? Yes? Yes, yes, yes, it is going to be easy. Got some good news because I'm reaching out to you specifically because we've been talking actually about you all morning long. Yeah, isn't good. I hope it's good. Like, why would you be talking

about me really good? Oh yeah, we have somebody who's been gushing about you a little bit on our show who like, Okay, first of all, is it like one of those shows like the dating show thingy because I love those so much. It is oh yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, talking about you're a lot of energy and that's a good thing. I think it's you went out with somebody recently, you know how these daty thingy segments work, and they had a good time. You probably know who I'm referring to.

Are you guys talking about Mike? Because yeah, Mike, Yeah, well that's who. What do you hold on? Uh? Mike said some really great stuff about you. Yeah. He mentioned you being very pretty. Yes, that's so nice. Yeah. And Brook what else did Mike say? Yeah, Mike listening, Yes, Mike, okay. Uh. He said you had a sparkling personality. Sparkling that's so great. Yeah. Yeah, I mean I sensed the vibes happening even before we called you. I just had a sixth or seventh sense

about this whatever, so many senses that I'm having. Why are we being so weird? Well, I'm just let's maybe we should pivot here and ask um you, Ellie, what did you think about Mike? Like what what stood out to you? You know, how like you have like this vision of a guy that you want to take home to your parents, the guy that you kind of just talked to your girlfriends with saut and ell, why don't you school of like the guys that I want to marry like him? He was amazing. He was funny, so funny,

you guys, wasn't that great he married? He was great? No, he was really great, and he was like he was tall and he was charming. Yeah, I mean, we don't have to go we don't have to go too much about Mike. I mean, we don't, get me wrong, we all love Mike. Who doesn't And the fact that he is asking about me makes it even like it's made yeah, because I mean he wasn't hitting you up and now he is. Yeah. Well, I mean I'm just just based on your your sparkling personality and and just talking to

you a little bit. You sound like you're a really fun time and I'm guessing you probably get hit on a lot. You know. It sounds so like conceited to say yes I do, but yes I do. That's okay. It probably happens on the phone. Yeah, with girls like that probably happens to like random places, like when you're at the dry cleaners or like you know, during a delay at the airport. Oh yeah, I'll get this, get this,

get get get this. Okay. So the other day I'm flying out of the airport and like the flight was delayed like some stupid like four hours. Oh really, it was horrible. And this guy like sitting next to me, he's like starts talking to me, and he's making the stupidest jokes ever. He was so dumb and that. And then he's like, hey, do you want to go to the the barn gets some drinks. I'm like, crap, I got

four hours to kill why not? So you he talked and whatever, and I just but you know what, he paid for the you know, drinks, which was really nice, actually very nice. That guy was pretty funny though, don't you think he was kind of funny. I think he thought he was funnier than he actually was. But I paid for the check and he didn't even chip. I mean he was a bad chipper. Okay, Oh yeah, no, no, no, no, Mike actually sounds great. Yeah, wait, like is he on

the phone right now? Is Mike on the phone? Someone is on the phone. Yeah, you guys, I'm really confused. What is happening? Yeah, so, um, actually the guy that you were referring to from the airport moment, the bad jokes. Yes, that one. Um, so he's actually the one that called us to get a second date update with you. No, yeah, Logan is his name. Um, he's on the other line listening right now, Logan. Yeah. No, that was a lot.

That was more than what I expected to hear, that's for sure, dude, you guys, No, he's on the phone. That's yeah. No, I'm here like you can talk correctly to me. Actually, high, Um so, I'm not a kipper. I actually left cash. I didn't tip on my credit card. I left cash because that's the polight thing to do. And I bought Ellie three drinks, one of them wasn't double And I also uh provided fries with extra sauces

that also cost extra money. Yeah. I know, he's just trying to save his own ego here, and I feel I think that he should get that opportunity. But look, and we don't need a breakdown of the bill at dinner. It's just it's just funny to me that she was laughing so heartily and then mocks me later, but at the time when she's getting free drink, I'm the most hilarious guy in the world, surprised puns weren't funny. Actually, yeah, you know, actually they weren't funny, but you know, you

kept buying me drinks. I said, I said, it's a real, it's a real in the neck with these with these airlines, that's legit funny. Yeah, we heard that one. I think it's fine. We laughed. Nelly has a different sense of humor. I mean, maybe that doesn't match well most hot girls. I mean, she seems to be more onto Mike's type of sense of humor. Can we stop talking about Mike for a second, which she's my first second. I'm so sorry Logan. No, I honestly thought that maybe I forgot

Logan's name. His name was Mike when you started talking about it, like that's what I was hoping. I just to Mike for you and for Logan most of you. So it's hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm gathering that everybody on this phone call is interested in Mike, but nobody's interested in me. Is that? Oh? Bro get I'm I'm team Logan. Get you a Logan, ladies, thank you. I'm kind of coming over to Mike. Som Mike no, no, no,

it's Logan. Logan is Logan is the guy that's on the phone, and he's the one that we'd like to send you out on another date with, and we'll pay for that date and we'll throw in a generous tip on top of it. Hey, hey, and think about it. He really did tip. You thought that he didn't. He tried to be funny, which is meaning he put effort forth. I think he deserves another shot. I'm with Brook, you know what, he was nice enough us at the bar. But you know what happens when you drink you have

a rold colored glasses on. I think that's what's happening. Insult to injury. I guess the silver lining is we've learned there is a person out there for everyone, and that person for everyone is Mike. We love you, Mike, call into the show. We want to meet you. Brash and burn I got it and Jeffrey in the morning. You know, we never asked, But I'm just assuming Ellie hooked up with Mike. Oh you think that they hooked up.

I mean, just from the sound of her voice, like she was glowing over the phone, like smiling, just at the thought of his face and laughing just at the thought of his jokes. I was like, I never thought from him. I think it was a one night stand. Why why would Mike need us? Yeah, didn't Ellie ever stop and think about that. But Jeffrey, I can't believe you it along with it. I thought I was going crazy for a second, and like I was like, I mean, we should figure out who this guy is rather than

just correcting her and being like no, no, no, not him. Yeah, but the more Logan da And then she added the story about Logan. Yeah, I don't think he's ever going to listen to this on podcast. I want to turn it into a positive. And maybe what we really should have done is we should have asked her if she wants us to call Mike for her for a second date update. I know they'd be a little bit weird, but maybe we accidentally ran into a second date sich.

I feel like it's backstabbing to Logan, but I mean I'm here for it, you know, I mean ironic. If Mike's like, gosh, she's just not funny. Yeah, I feel like it's our duty, though, to reach back out to Ellie and say, look, if Mike doesn't call you in the next twenty four hours. Have us reach out to him for you because she was a listener too and we're desperately in need of context. We have loyalty to no one except to ourselves. Yeah, so if you have loyalty to us too, you can always email us. We'll

call the person who wasn't calling you back. Get your little second date update action Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,