Second date of date. When you're on a date, I think the goal for a lot of people is to just get to a point where you can finally let your guard down. Yeah, the best part. Yeah, and just to try do what animals do? Oh wait, what a down? And what better place to see animals do and what they do? Then at the local zoo. And that's where one of our listeners, Chris, took his date and now she's not calling him back. Chris, what's going on? Man? You go animal style at the zoo with your date.
We had a very nice date at the zoo. He's like, I don't know how to answer that. No one ever does. So tell us about the girl that you went out with. What's her name? Her name's Ellie, Ellie. Where'd you meet her? We matched on tender and then it was I wanted a not a very risky date, and so it was like, what about the zoo? And she immediately said yes, it's actually like it's a great idea the zoo, Like there's
always something to talk about. Look at a little bit of danger in there, stick your arm in between the cages of the line cage and it's a little bit of excitement to do that. That's exactly the whole point. You're not allowed to. But when you do get gets the blood pumping, things start happening, isn't that right, Chris? That is? And she kept asking me what animals I
want to see? And I've actually done this before, so I knew for a fact you don't want to go see the monkeys because they might throw poop at you. You don't want to go see the elephants because they're majestic animals, but they stink the high Heaven exactly. So I was sitting there going like, oh, maybe the drafts would be a safe bet, and she didn't suggested that her favorite animal is the penguin. The penguins, I mean, if you're worrying about penguins are so stinky. Yeah, Yeah,
they're awesome, they're super clear to see you. Yeah, but if they're the girl's favored, you have to do it. Yeah. But here's the thing with the penguins, though, is they have that little tunnel where you can look at them as they're underwater. You can't smell down there, and there's not a lot of light and it's kind of romantic. And so we were just standing there very naturally watching the penguins swim around underwater. I leaned it over to
her and kissed her. Okay, how is that received? She kissed me back, and it was like, this is nice. And penguins mate for life. They do happy that's how they mate. I know. They're much better than the philandering humans. So it sounds like things are going great. Yeah, And at this point she asks me kind of very flirtatiously. She's like, hey, have you seen this brain farting on the name? But it's the documentary about penguins that's out
right now. She's like, have you seen this documentary? And I'm like, she's like really into penguins, really really into You're not talking about happy Feet, right? A documentary? Okay, like March of the Penguins. Y, yeah, yeah, one of those very same thing as that. Okay, So she's like have you seen it? And I was like no. She was like, well, why don't we go back to your place and watch it? Oh? That was I'm sorry by
her part, smooth. It was so into penguins. I wasn't even sure if she wanted to do like Netflix and Chill. It was this more like Geo and Krill, like she wanted to teach me everything. Yeah, both sound good to me, no matter what I mean. But are you into that? Because like it's it's cool when somebody has a really cool interest and they're really into it. Yeah, but you always hope it's not penguins. Penguins. Okay, So did you
end up doing that? No? No, we went back to my place, we put on the documentary and almost immediately we start making out. Yeah that penguins. Yeah, she knows enough about penguins. All right. How was the makeout? Yeah? It was pretty good because you got that British guy in the back with the monotonous voice talking David Attenborough or whatever. Ye, okay, so what making out for about ten minutes and then I hear key's jangling at the front door. Oh my god, do not tell me you
have a wife? Oh I have a maid service. Oh okay, so you have a maid come in yes, Because I don't have a lot of control over what time she shows up my maid and I didn't even know we were coming back to my place until we were at the zoo, so I wasn't planning on that. She wanted to make out with you with a dirty place. Good job, Okay, lots of ladies like dirty places. You keep telling yourself that by did you tell the maid like, sorry, I'm
in the middle of something here, can you come back later? No, this is not a case. If she's there, she's already traveled a long distance and so be kind of rude to send her away. So you just let her clean around while you guys were kissing. No, no, no, no. I was like, all right, she's going to obviously clean the living room. I was like, why don't you and I go to the bedroom. No you can't do that. No, No, you needed to rain check at that point, say oh, man,
you know what, our housekeeper's here. Let's go get coffee or something. Vacuum. Man, what did she say to the bedroom invitation? She when was it? But like, like you just said it was the long choice, yeah, and then the coop the drab was Then my maid needed to get into my bedroom, so we had to switch rooms. I was like wow, And at that point Ellie was like, yeah, it's done. It's not Yeah, it's done for us, and you just like it would have been perfect if you
would have just ended it when the housekeeper came. I that now, but I can't hop into mind. Lauren fix that. I know. So she hasn't texted or called or anything. Like the momentum was that ruined, I guess so. Or maybe she thought it was desperate because I was like, let's keep switching room. Yeah yeah, quiet, you were trying real hard to make it work. Yeah, all right, well we're gonna try and make it work for you. Okay, we can solve there, there's something here. Let's play a song,
we'll come back. We'll call Ellie for you, and we'll try and get you your second date update. Okay, that would be awesome. Hold on the human mail and finicky creature. He seeks to find a suitable mate online to join him back at his pleasure then, and this particular mail, Chris knows just the bait to lure her in an unsuspecting female in a documentary about Emperor Penguins, I kind
of like that. Although beautiful, the dating world can be a mysterious and unforgiving place as well, full of surprises, because just before he can complete his mating dance, Chris gets an unexpected visitor, oh a housekeeper, arriving to assume her duties and spoil the mood. Chris is not pleased. Oh and now we're about to witness one of the most spectacular and peculiar rituals in the mating Kingdom, a second date update to see if we can save the mood.
I don't want regular Jeffrey bring back my favor If you're just tuning in for the second date update, Chris wants our help getting back in touch with his date named Ellie. He was able to get her back to his place where they were watching a penguin documentary before a maid came in and ruin the mood. So now he's hoping he can get things back on track with a second date update. Do you think that could be
something else besides you know the housekeeper coming in? No, because I've gone over this, like there's a vood film and everything was going great. Then you know three's a crowd and that moll in the move. Is this weird that she wouldn't be calling you back right? Like? Yeah, that's the weird part because I can guarantee like the next time there won't be three people that Yeah, what was the main wearing? No one else? She's just turned off because like he means, you don't clean your own house.
I don't know. Let's just call Ellie and see what she has to say. Get your second day to update. You ready, Chris, I'm ready? Thank you? All Right, here we go. I'm and do the number right now. Hello. Hi, I'm looking for Ellie. Yeah, hi Ellie. My name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. How you doing. What's this about? Well, this is about a segment that we do on our show, and you're
going to be the star of it. Okay, it's a good thing, I promise, Well I think, I don't promise. I'm hoping it's a good thing because we're doing something called a second date update. That's where if you go out with someone and afterwards, if that person isn't calling you back, you can email our show and we'll reach out to that person for you to try and figure out the reason why. Oh, you're being serious. I thought you were joking about it. You're kind of a joke
but I never joke about anything ever. It's really hard to tell what you're joking about and what you're not joking about. Right now, well, I'm just going to drop the jokes and in all honesty, one of our listeners is trying to get a hold of you. His name's Chris. Oh, how do you know about this? Well, because he emailed us and he told us a little bit about how you two met and that you guys went out for a date and on his account, it was a really nice time for the majority of your date. Yeah, he
really liked you a lot. Okay, So now he's confused because afterwards he's been struggling to get a hold of you and he's hoping to figure out why. All right, and he told you about all this, He told us a lot of stuff. But like, how do you feel I mean, did you like him when you guys were hanging out? It sounds like you liked him a lot because he told us that. Like, you're the one that suggested to go back and watch the penguin documentary at his house, which I thought smooth, very good. Moon How
he just tells everything, doesn't he is that? Okay? I mean, there's nothing embarrassing that he told us. No, not for me. Wait what does that mean? I mean, he's just I think he's really weird. So what makes you think that? Well, yeah, we went to see a documentary on penguins, because I love penguins and it's got to get a little flirty and stuff, you know, and well it's so funny. Okay, Well his maid walks in, and I mean he told us about that that it kind of interrupted the mood
and took things down a level. But he feels really bad about it. And to be fair, it's not like he planned it. I mean, he didn't know that you guys were going back to his place. He just had the housekeeper scheduled. I mean, it definitely ruined the mood, and it's not his fault technically, but he acted really weird towards her. Towards the housekeeper, Yeah, what do you mean, he like jumped up when she came like immediately and gave her a hug. He hugged her. Yeah, I don't
think you do that. I think it's fine. I mean, this person is cleaning your house, and if she's been cleaning his house for a long time, like you can establish a relation. For everybody knows, you never hug the help bro. We you don't make eye contact. You can you can maybe maybe like have a little bit of a word or two with them, but you don't want to give him the wrong idea. What are you talking about? This person is in your stuff, like literally see plugbers
and stuff. Do you hug them if they were at my house every week? Sure? So wait, that's why you're not calling him back is because he hugged his housekeeper. Not just that, Like she came in a french maid outfit, like the type that you see on Halloween. Like she was dressed like a sexy French maid. Yeah, like the feather duster that doesn't do anything. And yeah, so you think he's hiring her just because she's hot. I'm confused. Yeah, I don't know why he's doing it, but that was
a red flat. I don't know why he's doing that either, Ellie. But I do know how we can find out, and that's a by just straight up asking him because he's on the other line listening and he wants to join this conversation. He's on the phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's been waiting like a little dirty boy that he is. Chris, Yep, yep, that's all you got, Chris, Um, I have an answer here, But if I give the answer, you're going to think even worse of the situation. And it's not the case.
It's actually a very innocent mistake, and I think I was trying to plaster over it with a white eye, and it's actually gotten worse. Just spit it out, Chris. Yeah, I think you're already in a pretty bad position as it is. I don't think it could get much Okay, okay, okay. I do not have a housekeeper, a maid. I do not have a cleaning service. A woman who came over and has keys to my apartment is my mother who no, no, let's rewind you're your mom is the one that showed
up in a French maid outfit because she's a theatrical person. Yes, when it's been she would drive me around in high school. She wouldn't wear a chauffeur's outfit. Wait, hold on, dude, okay, hold on. You live with your mom in a one bedroom apartment or your mom comes over dressed as a sexy French maid to clean your house? Neither a good oufic. Yeah, it is a French outfit. I do not think it is a sexy outfit, and I think it's just to
get into character. You couldn't ask her and come back if it's your mom was in your apartment, she only does it like maybe once or twice a month, and she's coming from all the way acrom and I don't want to ask her to go back because it's late at night. She I don't want to drive about that time. So you were making out with her while your mom was in the other room vacuuming. Yeah, that's not weird though,
again dressed and not normal. Aid not normal. I thought it was going to be like some weird S and M thing he was into. And I'm actually now better with that than I. No, no, no, no, no, this is not This is not an ES and M thing. This is a completely normal thing. And I would just like to say that my mom thinks you really cute, Ellie. She thought you had a great figure, and she says she was like, you did very well for yourself. Did you just say that your mom thought that Ellie had
a nice figure. Again, you're making it weird when you put on it. I'm just trying to clarify. You know, you could have introduced me to her if that was your mom. What would that be better responsibility there? I was caught flat footed. I didn't know. I know my mom when she's in her cleaning character, she likes to stay in character. So I when I went over there in a huggar, I briefly whispered our ears, like, hey, you do your thing. We're gonna go to the bedroom.
You you do your thing, and you clean my apartment because I'm a grown man and I'm gonna make out with a woman in my bedroom. This is there are so many red flags here. You're the coolest mom ever. Honestly, she's I think my mom is very cool. Most people think my mom is cool. And I bet you shed you are a grown man. Do your own that's a selling point of Okay. With that said, man, would you like to go out on one more day with Chris? We will pay for it. I'm good. All saw that coming, dude,
Come on, Chris. I'm sorry, man, I'm really bummed out. I didn't I didn't realize my mom screwed the whole thing up. No, no, you screwed the whole thing up. I'm bummed out for you, Chris, because now Ellie won't be able to go out in the second day and meet your dad as the butler or the police officer. Yeah, man broke and Jeffrey in the morning