Second Date Update: One Time (3/23/2018)

Thanks for your email? Yeah, of course, Like I said, there are some questions that we have for you. Yeah. Yeah. Are you on the run? It was my first one. I mean, my heart is it's on the run, trying to find his girl. Look at mister romance over here. It doesn't sound like it's healthy out. Before we get into he's stealing stuff on your date, tell us a little bit about the girl you want to call. Her name is Sarah right, yeah? Yeah, her name is Era. Okay,

And where'd you meet her? I met her at a bar. She's hanging out with some friends and I was with a friend and I sorry, just drinking by herself and I just came up to her and I was like, hey, I like the way you get dancing and the way your your blouse is moving. Oh okay, yeah, I've never heard that line actually ever. Maybe I'm wearing the wrong shirts. Yeah. No, it was just something that just came, you know, the top of my head, and we laughed a little bit

and just started to changing jails back and forth. You know, as long as it works. Yeah. Yeah, if the line worked for you, that's cool. I mean, I guess some people should try that. I like to wear your blouse moves. Yeah. No, No, she was great though. You know, she was so sexy. You know, it's great hair, great body, like great smile, her teeth. Y'all. Dude, it sounds like you guys had some pretty easy chemistry. Yeah, we like literally hit it off right off the back. And so how long did

you guys hang out for? Uh, you know, the whole night slashed some of the more Oh oh like that? Okay? Yeah? All right? Yeah was she So was she just gone in the morning when you got up, or did you guys hang out the next day at all? Yeah? So she had last by the time I woke up, I mean I woke up one time and she was there and then went back to sleep, and then I woke up again and she was gone. So I mean, since it was at your place, was it your idea to go back to your house or how did you guys

get to that point? Yeah, I mean it was more of a collaboration. We were at the bar, you know, we were just drinking and her friends had last and said I are you okay? And she was like yeah. So then they left and like last corn, we just decided to take a ride to my spot. And yes, she just she was into going back to the spot and we did. Okay. I want to ask you about you said that you stole something and you think maybe that's why she'd not called you back. Would you steal? Um?

I stole some of the beer glasses? The beer glasses? What beer glass says? The bar had these beer glasses that were really you know, they had a very unique shape to them, and uh, we're talking about that at one point. We're just commenting on the on the glasses and talking about weird they looked, but like also like really cool And I'm confused, are they like promotional sunglasses that they had at the bar? No? Like beer like

like glasses, you drink out them. Oh, sorry this whole I mean you're drinking, so I'm thinking beer glasses like on your face, says I'm like, usually those things are free when they hand them out. I get it now, I'm sorry. So stoles yeah, from the bar. Yeah, she seemed to be really into the beer glasses, so I took some when she wasn't looking, just slipped them into my jacket. She stole a couple of beer mugs for her. What does what does she say when you get those

to her? She was like in sh She's just surprised. He's like, what you You took the glasses? And uh, you know she was gott to talk about you know, she didn't tell me giving back to the bar. I mean I think that's pretty innocent. Who hasn't taken a glass here or there? Forms we I steel all the time on your craw for it. Okay, time like more than just beer mugs. Yeah, I mean I don't want to go you know, two way to that, So let's let's focus on me giving her this. Okay, Okay, Well

maybe she did read that as a red flag. Yeah, did you tell her that you steal a lot no, no, no, I didn't. I mean, I'm only telling y'all that, Okay, okay, this you're smart enough to know, like, hey, it's not necessarily an attractive quality. Most of the times you're like, yeah, I'm a thief. Yeah, So why do you think that she isn't calling you back? Then? Man? I don't. I really do not know, Like, um, that's why I'm kind of calling me y'all to figure that out. Because it

was a good night. We really hit it off, and she took the mugs when she left. Oh she did. Okay, so she stolen from you exactly. She maybe didn't have that much of a problem with the mugs steal together as a couple. Oh my god, unless she took him to go return them. No way, I think you're using me for my mugs, all right, Yeah, maybe that's it, right, okay? And how long has it been since you had that one night stand with her? Two weeks? Two weeks? Oh man? Okay?

And how many times have you hit her up? I mean, only like five times in two weeks, and I don't know, borderline. Yeah, if you did anymore, well we're about to kind of, but anyway, five is a lot. Yeah, all right, we're gonna play a song and then come back and we'll call her and get your second day update. Okay, all right, cool, thank you. Okay, hang on looking cubile in the morning. Second updates. I don't know if we're on the phone

for a second date update or a heist movie. Because Eddie is on the phone for a second date update today and he wants us to call a woman named Sarah. They met at a bar, and at that bar, he impressed her by stealing a couple of the mugs because she said that she liked them. They actually ended up back at his place and they hooked up, and then she was gone when he woke up, and so were the mugs. So it's a case if he stole something and then she stole from him, how do we get

the mugs back? Yeah, that's what this is really about. I don't care anymore about getting you a second date, Eddie. I only care about getting those mugs back. No, I want a second date. Okay, Okay, I'm glad you clarified that, Eddie, this could have gotten the wrong way for you. All Right, Well, we're about to call her and see why she won't call you back. And you think of this girl as more than one a one night sand you think she's

relationship material Eddie. Oh yeah, no, doubt definitely. She's white. Oh wow, okay, so you do like her a lot of things, all right, probably because she steals too, and you told us earlier that you like to steal. They'll be like the modern body and clie. Yeah. Hey, Actually, when you guys get her on the phones, can you

tell her that I don't actually steal a lot. Okay, Well, we'll just try not to bring up the stealing, so we're not putting you in an awkward situation and she can find out on her own that you'd like to steal. All right, I'm gonna dial her phone. I'm brokay, all right, all right, here we go. Hello. All right? Is this Sarah? Yeah? This is Sarah. Who's this? Hey Sarah? This is Jebil from the radio show Brooke and jew Bowl in the Morning. Uh, okay, how are you? I'm fine? Why are you calling? Oh?

Are you? My name's Jebil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. Jowl, Yeah, je Bowl Jubowl sounds weird. It sounds weird when you really pronounce it like that. I'll just get to the points so you don't hang up the phone. I'm calling you because we do a segment on our show and it's called the Second Date Update. Have you ever heard of anything

like that? Uh? Kind of why? Okay, Well, it's where listeners can email us if they've gone out on a date with somebody and that person isn't calling them back. We get them on the phone and find out what happened. And you went out with a dude named Eddie about two weeks ago. Uh yeah, yep, and Eddie really liked you. But he's been trying to get a hold of you, and for some reason, you aren't calling him back. This is weird. Is that not true? Well, I suppose, but

you're from a radio season. Yeah I said that four times. Okay, your name Jubils. It really doesn't matter what my name is. The whole point of everything is Eddie, the dude that you met two weeks ago at the bar, has been trying to get a hold of you, but you're not calling him back. So he asked us to get you on the phone and find out why you don't like him. But now he's calling you to call me because I

won't return his call. Yeah, I said that three times now. Yes, he said, why don't you just tell him that you couldn't reach me? Oh? Why? I really liked you. He said some really wonderful things about you. Yeah, yeah, I'm not I call him back? And is there a particular reason? I mean, I'm not going to This is weird. I can't believe I'm talking to a radio station. Why am

I talking to a radio station? Because we called you because we do a segment called a second date update if where I don't want to go into the whole thing again. But I'm not going to call him back because I'll be honest. It was a one night stance. Oh okay, so you or just have it could be more than that. I mean I had a good time, I guess at that time. But it's just a one night stand. I mean, you know, yeah, but it could

be more. I mean, you guys obviously had chemistry. Some of my most fun relationships came out of want to be one night stance, want to be one nice dance? Well, I mean they don't really count. I don't know. Well, I actually would like this tippy a one night stance. I want to keep it at one nice dance. I mean one night stand means like one night. If I called him or talk to him, then it's not a one night stance. You're breaking the rule. Yeah, chemistry, there's

rules written somewhere. It's like the Bible. But then you have chemistry. You can break the rule here and there. Yeah, but I don't really want to. Oh my god, why There's got to be some reason. Yeah, good, No, fine, Oh that's a good question. He was bad, wasn't he. I'm not saying that. I'm just saying it was fine. So I don't want to be rude on radio. You could be real on the radio. I was just rud you a couple of times about you do not understanding

what was going on? Yes, you were. Um, I decided to do the one night stand, and I was like, m and then it just wasn't what I thought, and and I would just like to leave that in the history of my life. Okay, when I look back, I'll see that this is the thing that I did, and look, I did that, and then that's it. Okay. So do you have a lot of one night's stance? No, this was my first. Oh do you feel bad about it

is that. Why do you feel guilty? No? I mean I've always wanted to try it once and you know I did. It's like, you know, one time I wanted to have a Brussel sproute and I did, gotcha. So this is like a bucket list type situation for you. Like in my life, I want to try a Brussels sprout, and I want to try a guy named Eddie that I met at the bar, and then right up there, I think, okay, all right, well I don't think I just meant one Brussels sprout and I meant just one edge. Alright, yeah,

Eddie and the Brussels sprout, I guess life is complete. Unfortunately, Eddie is on the phone right now. I wants to talk to you. Oh my god, are you serious? Yeah? He was up there, Oh Eddie day. I heard the conversation and our wife you heard the Yeah, that's the other part. I forgot to mention he was listening the whole time. I want to say, hey, I can, you know, try to brusk sprouts again? You know, try Eddie again?

What Eddie? You're okay? Like her? Compare you to Brussels sprouts into her life and say I can I can do better. Oh okay, you don't think you did a get enough job. It's it's it's just that, you know, imagine that I'm a dude and I'm just like, I'm want to have a one night stand. I'm not gonna call you anymore, just like what dudes do. Just pretend I'm a dude. Okay, I mean I'm I'm you know, I'm imagining I'm a dude and I'm a dude, and I you know, I want to see you again. So

how about that imagining? So you're a dude who out a one night stand with a dude who wants to see that dude again. Don't know what I'm meaning, you know what I'm trying to get it? I think I do. I think you're saying that you want to see Sarah again. Yes, yes, sorry, I don't really want to see again Sarah. You're just shooting him down like that. I mean, listen, Oh yeah, you could go out with him again, and then you could have another one night stand down the road and

just leave that one as a one night stand. Maybe this one is something special. Your bucket list thing is kind of ruined now because you're talking to your one night stand, so you have to well, that's not my fault,

that's your Oh, it's only if you would call them. Okay, Well what if I if I didn't Okay, but what if I don't, you know, call you for like a couple of weeks and then after that time, you know, I, you know, we go out one more time and we leave that one night fan you know in the past that you had it, and then you know, we have an at a date that's you know, different than that. There's not really alternate definitions to a one night stand. There's just really one and the idea of being that

it's just one night like done it was. It was, you know, one night with with the old meat. I'm not a new eddie. Yeah no, but I even those must for you. Okay that that actually made everything worse. You stole much. Did you know that I took them back? You really did? Of course I did. I just like left him side, like I didn't walk in and was like hey, but I just kind of like left them on the sidewalk right by the front door because I didn't want to be a party to seavery Oh, let

me get this straight. You don't like seabury when you put it like that. No, like, no good because I don't either. Okay, Oh Eddie, I don't think you're gonna win this one. Yeah no, he's not all right. So I have to ask a question anyway, Sarah, would you like to go out on a second date with Eddie? We will pay for it. She's like, how dumb are you people? Yeah, that is what I was thinking. Yeah, okay, I thought that might be the answer, but I know

so sorry, Eddie, no second date for you. Wait wait, wait, wait, not go wrong. Well, I think this one you're just gonna have to chalk up to. She'll never forget you. You'll always be her one night stand. That's true. That's a good point. Okay, it is true. So they want to come back into her last Oh no, Eddie, Ede, you gotta give it up. Man, No, you don't understand. She was everything. She was the one. I'm still on the phone, Eddie. I can hear you. Oh Sarah, what's

so you just started again? In the morning? Text in at seven, eight, five to nine two says I'm surprised she didn't want to go out with Eddie again. I mean, a guy who admits that he steals things it's always a catch. Talking about today's second date update, if you missed it, Eddie wanted to call a girl named Sarah. Eddie said that they had a great date. He actually stole some beer mugs from the bar that they were at, and then admitted that he likes to steal things a lot.

That wasn't the reason he wasn't gonna call back, though. Sarah was just trying to have a one night stand. She's never had one before, and she's trying to mark things off of her bucket list. And you think that if you'd picked the guy who steals a lot of things, that you'd be good, like, be fine with a one night stand. But Eddie was a romance. Yeah. Yeah. He kept trying to get her back. He kept trying to be like, let's just do one more time, give me

another shot. She still said no. She likened him to a Brussels sprouts. She said, you want to try Brussels sprouts once in your life, and you want to have it one night stand once in your life. And so that's what Eddie is. Eddie is a one night stand. Sarah, I will never eat Brussels sprouts without thinking of those two though, and I'll never still another beer mug without

thinking of Eddie either. Remember if you want to do a Seconday update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Remember Young Jeffrey's Song of the Week is coming up in just a few minutes at eight ten