Second Date Update: Not Out Of The Woods

it happen and apparently had a really nice time. Scott, welcome to the show. Yeah, it's good morning, good morning, good okay, good morning. I apologize for the skepticism on the other half of the room right now. I am one hundred percent on board with you, Scott. Jeffrey, I sounded romantic in my head. Okay, maybe Scott can paint a better picture than I did. Scott, tell us it's about the girl that you met. What's her name? Sure? So her name is Tara and I met her on

one of the dating apps. Okay, you didn't say was so that's a good sign. Okay, yeah, no, no, And I'm not sure if you guys are on them. A lot of ladies are into hiking these days. Yeah, at least they say they're into hiking. I don't think any of them actually would go out and do it. No, yeah, you pick them. Yeah, so did you guys go hiking? Yeah, And it's a little bit of a backstory about me. I was a boy scout, so, like I really am into outdoors and all that stuff more than the well

two fingers salute to you, sir. Yeah, that sounds free, but that's what they do. That's what they do, right, it's two fingers. I think it's three. Oh is it three now? Yeah, however many fingers it takes. Scott, We're yeah, we're happy. So what did you do to get Tara out to the woods? So, you know, when you're on the dating apps, you're able to look at their social media.

So I saw a pick of her hiking and she was at the Huge Mountain, which I knew of, and so I was intrigued, and so that was like the start of the conversation and I kind of just kind of took off to there and it was great. Was the first date was me inviting her for a hike, and that's how you know, someone really is into hiking, Like when you can just look at the picture and go,

I know that hike or I know that trail. Yeah, that's how you know you're really So the question is did you come prepared on the hike with snacks and or a beverage? I actually just brought oranges. Okay, not even on crustable. I mean it is kind of nice to like get to your destination at the end to have kind of a spread, yea, or just for cramping, right, sure, I mean, what were the highlights for you in Tara? So I picked her up in the city and we

started our way and oh, you guys drove together. Yep. All right, well that's a really good sign. That's with that much trusting to you on the first meeting. So how did it go? So it went, I thought, okay, um, it went a little different than I originally thought it would go. Um. On the way there, I told a real quick debt, I have a cabin actually in the vicinity of the place. Look, I didn't want to be

too aggressive about the cabin thing. I just kind of mentioned, hey, I have a cabin north of where we're going to hike, and that's always no one's kind of an awkward thing to say. By the way, I have a cabin nearby, because that's normally it's a brand that you have a cabin. But if it's like your trail, i'd be excited about it. Random man invited you to a cabin in the woods. I'm already I'm already in the car with him. I mean,

I have some trust level with him. Interesting. So you didn't like it when I brought it up in the intro, But now that we're just talking about it casually, when you said it sounded creepy. When he said it, it sounded cozy. Oh. If I said, oh, you want to compost your own waist out in the woods, then you would be all about it. Oh, our cabin does have a compost, I do. You won't shut up about it. But uh, Scott, so I'm sorry, tell us more about your your cabin been out in the woods. Yeah. What

was her reaction? She was interested. She was like, oh, it's interesting, let's maybe head up there and take a look at it. Okay, you're not going to stay long. You only brought oranges, so well, presumably he has food and stuff at the cabin, right, Yeah, you don't know. No. I did have to snacks up there, like some canned goods, beans and a little beer. Not much, but it was a hot first day. Okay, So we get there, have

a few drinks. We actually hung out on the porch, talked about, you know, her family a little bit, and it's actually nice. It started to get dark, and I didn't want to stay there too late because you know, obviously if it gets dark, you don't want to be kind of you know, hey, we should leave or now it could turn in those situations, so you wouldn't. What's

the other situation? You want to be respectful, right, You don't want to like, hey, we'll look at the time, you know what I mean, Like you want to have her come back. Sorry, it sounded like a bad thing that you were talking about and was like that warm beer breath out of here. Okay, So we're getting out of there. We have a good time. I really think she enjoyed the cabin. I was pretty confident I was gonna get a kiss because like that was the na

that's where the flow was going. Yeah, you've spent all day together. That's not great, and I'm gonna drive it back. I'm like, hey, we should do this again. But then I really couldn't tell if she wanted it again or she wanted to maybe even meet up again. Yeah, but maybe it's for the best that you guys didn't have a kiss after tuna and beer. I don't know how good of a kiss it would have been. You both ate the same thing. You're good, Jeff. You know, I for ever want to go to your cabin. It just

sounds worse anyway. So how long has it been since you since you last saw Tara? It's been, uh six days? Six days? Did you try for a kiss at the end? And no, I didn't try for it again. I don't want to be aggressive this, okay, okay, all right, Well now we're going to be aggressive when we play a song, come back and call Tara and we ask her why she didn't want to kiss you at the end of

your romantic Kevin in the Woods. We'll ask her a lot of questions and we'll figure those album when we do it right after this, all right, Scott, Yeah, all right, hold on. You know I could have come in with this segment using some creepy, deep, dark, foresty music, but I'm not going to do that. I'm playing Zippity Duda because it's a happy day to be alone in the woods on a first date, drinking warm beers and eating tuna straight out of you can. I think it could.

It's actually it could be really romantic. Yeah, and I think it was because that's what Scott did when he met up with Tara for their first date. One can of tuna, two spoons, and we're hoping that sounds like a really bad video, maybe a lifetime I'm of happiness together now, Scott, before we call Tara, my producer said that you mentioned in your email something that happened that you thought maybe she could have taken the wrong way. Oh wait, we didn't talk about this before. Yeah, I

guess we missed it. Did something happen? Yeah, I don't think an'thing of it. But I had a dear head in the cabin, okay, Like it's one of those funny things like I don't even hunt. It's this kind of thing I just bought, kind of add the ambiance. Yeah, Okay, maybe I don't know. Maybe she was taken back by that.

That's why I haven't heard. I don't know that. That's my only thought though, Well, I think a girl that's going to tune out of a can isn't going to carry as long as it's not like freshly severed and it's like fully taxidermied already like you, it was fully prepared right heads on the wall of the bodies and the girl. I mean, yeah, I bought it off Amazon, so definitely they didn't you kill it yourself. Maybe that's why she's unimpressed. I don't think that has anything to

do with it. Well, let's find out. We're gonna call Tara right now. We'll see what she has to say. Here we go, Scott, you're ready, Yeah, I'm ready. All right, let's do this. Hello. Hey is this Tarah? Yeah? Who's it? Hey? Tara? You're on the radio right now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Tara, Hey, wait what are we doing right now? Oh? Sorry, we're we're doing something called a second date update. I forgot to the sound effect. Um, Jose,

do the sound effect? Yeah, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. No, like a radio sound effect, like, yeah, we're kind of a low budget radio station. If you couldn't tell Tara lasers Okay, I can't believe you laughed at that. I just Yeah, we're we're a wacky morning show, and something we do on the show is called a second date update, and we're hoping to reconnect you with one of our listeners that you went out with recently, named Scott. Oh god, oh god, that's not a good one.

I actually didn't think people like Scott existed, but he definitely groves me wrong. And heroic chivalrous men, because yes, they do still exist. I don't think that's what she meant. What do you what do you mean by that? I'll give it. He's chivalrous. And he asked me to see his cabin. It was like super coldy and cute. It's the one bedroom. He asked me. We didn't hear that he asked you. He said that you're the one that brought it up. It was your idea to go see

the cabin. Yeah, I guess that's right. I was the one who asked to see it. And if it was like near we're hiking, it was something I just wanted to see. Yeah, sounds fun, sounds cool. He mentioned that to us, and that he even offered you some cans of tuna and warm beer. Yeah, we were just hanging out, having fun and like sabers and tuna. I mean it was just really rugged and cool. So oh you did think it was cool? Okay, where did it go wrong? Yeah? We were worried about that. Ah well, Sky has a

fallout shelter. What, oh my god, like a built in bunker in this cabin. No, he's one of those like end of Days preppers. Yeah, he's a doomsday prepper. No, why would you think that just because he has a shelter. He showed me what it was. I mean I didn't think he was scary. I thought he was like a

really like good guy. And then he lifts this hatch and we walked down this staircase and like I followed him down, like thinking, Okay, this is a little weird, but oh it's inside of his cabin with the secret Oh Tara, Yeah, anytime there's a hatch opening, I wouldn't follow anyone down. What was down there? Was it just lat of tuna paradise downstairs? It was packed wall to wall with canned goods and water. I mean this is

like legit. It was really packed in there. Okay, So look, I don't want to be I don't know anything about doomsday preppers. But isn't that a good thing if someone's just prepared now. It just depends, like, why does he think the world is going to end? Because I'm gonna tell you there's all sorts of conspiracy theories that float around these type of people. That's what you're working. Brooks forwarded me the Facebook links today from the land of

like Mountain Crazy Preppers. I really am okay, I mean, what was he telling you, Tara. I mean, he's definitely read too many conspiracy theories. He's telling me he's going to be ready for his zombie of popularies are coming. Well not yet. Yeah, No, I don't know. I haven't read the articles. I just read the headlines and then make a sumption. I had a friend's dad who was certain that the aliens were going to come destroy our crops and then mate with the rest of us. I

don't know why he wanted to live through that. But Tara, you're not interested in surviving the zombie apod. No. After he said that, he just officially lost me there. And there's no way he was joking about zombies. Like maybe he was, like, really nuclear war, but he doesn't want to bring it up because that's depressed that's a good point. You know what. We should actually ask him that right

now because I didn't mention this to you, Tara. But Scott's been on the other line listening this entire time, and he wants to talk. Oh my god, yeah god, Scott. Um. By the way, Tara, real quick, why did you give away my location? This is a supposed to be no one knows about it, well don't know. We don't know where your cabin. And why are you taking a stranger to the bunker? You have trust her. I'm not going

to be answering any of your questions. Okay, I'm talking right now, and I have you know, you've got to be kind of reclimped. And is I am not a crazy doomed day or prepper like, look at the end is near. We all know that. I think we can all. I don't think I totally get this guy. It's so good that you're prepared and you want to like help other people prepare. But I mean, just like our discussion about repopulating the earth is the popular, it's just like

on a birthday, it's just a little too much. I only brought it up because it is a reality. I think I think it's kind of romantic. What out of all the women in this world that I would repopul late the world with. He chose taras if you were the last person in the world. Dude, Tara has been incredibly open and understanding up until the repopulation. I mean, it's right, Tara. Can you not see the romance in it?

There's nothing romantic about being toll It like your biological purpose at this point in life is to repopulate after zombies, after the undead undid you there is going to be an apocalyptic event happening. I see stories all the time. I want to be prepared, and so what's what's logical about zombies? Yeah, the zombies is where you're losing, Like, it's not gonna be like in the movies type stuff, but it's gonna be people walking around, you know, and

their gore and and just eating other people. It could buy so they don't look like movie zombies, but they're still eating peatlothes. I'm actually kind of looking forward to that. It's better than what we're dealing with right now. Okay, if you guys do want to be prepared for this, I totally understand. Yeah, I'll be in my shelter, listening to my podcast and reading my maggize. I thought for sure you'd be on a ham radio. I really want

to go some high tech stuff. You gotta keep laughing while your radio station burns to the ground and people eat you. I'll be hanging out. Oh wow, that's not how I first. I'll tell you they're not coming for our brains. Out of all of us in this room, who would be the most eatable? I think I just checked. I'm like almost thirty percent body fat. Jose gets winded after taking like twenty steps. He's definitely the first to go get more food. But you know what, I'm sorry.

I want the two of you. I want the two of you. Two. I really never should have reached out to you, moron. Obviously you're having a laugh on me. But I'm the one prepared. So we'll see how this actually turns out. All right, Scott, we get it, and make sure you go listen to our podcast where you can find Scott's bunker coordinates at brook and jes Pation private information which we will give out for free on our podcast. Thank you, Scott, Brookie, Jeffrey in the morning.

I'm not gonna lie. I had a really good time recording that. Yeah, that was that was kind of fun, even though Scott was obviously really animated and not happy with us. I will say Brooke did approach our producer after it was over and ask for his email, wondering if there's an extra space in that bunker. I'm going to tell you this is why I don't want to survive if the repopulation is happening with people like Brookie. Don't have to be shy. I know what you really want,

if you want tuna for life. Yeah, I got to see him and on the shelter, He's like, hey, you go finish that Canna Tuna. I'm gonna go off. I think I hurt his Zombi video. I honestly, I can't wait until zombies raided this station and they make us one of them, and then we all march up to his cabin together and eat his brain as a show. Dude jokes on him. I forgot We're going to turn into Zone Yes, zombie Radio, when would be like the number one? Yeah? Yeah, can you talks tag team goals?

That's what we are. I'm looking forward to that day in that broadcast. But until then, you can always email the show. We'll call the person who wasn't calling you back