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Second Date Update: Naughty Scrabble

Mar 10, 202216 min
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The guy in today’s Second Date spiced up his date at a bar, with something not just unique, and fun, but maybe just a little sexy.

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Second date. If you want to guarantee that your first date goes well, you have to throw a little wrinkle in it. That's why I never iron my shirts achieved. But if you want more than one big wrinkle, you take a backpack on your date and you hide a surprise in it, which is what one of our listeners did recently. His name is Andrew. Andrew, Welcome to the show. Thank you. Please tell me you're at least going on

a hike, Can'trew? Well, hold on, well, we'll get to the details of the day in your backpack of excitement in just a second. But first, tell us about the girl that you want us to call today. What's her name? I want to reach out to Chloe? Okay, surprises can be interesting on a first date. However, back surprises to be really scary. How well did you know Chloe before your guys' first date? It was the first time we met.

We met online. Okay, so not not really at all. Ye, but it could be nice to bring a little surprise to the date just to spice things up. No surprises when you don't know people you don't know if they like surprises. Some people hate surprises. If a guy surprised you with flowers. Nobody puts flowers in backpacks, Jeff, and some people also don't like flowers some girls. All right, we could argue about this forever, but let's get back to Andrew. Tell us where did you guys go on

your date? So we went to a bargo grab some drinks. And yes I did come prepared with my backpack, but I had a reason to do so, okay, okay. So on Chloe's dating profile, I noticed she was really into board games. Please let it be something fun. She was into board games. I'm into board games. I decided to bring scrabble to our date. No, no offense. That sounds like the dumbest thing ever, but because you two are both into it, that's the cutest thing ever. Scrabble specifically,

I dated a guy and that was the thing. Like, we played scrabble at bars. That makes sense for you, Brook though, Yeah, everybody, So when you pulled out the scrabble from your bag, what was the look on her face? I mean she was a little surprised. I took that as excitement though, I mean, she's in the board game, so why not, right? And I will say I was

hating on your surprise idea. In the beginning, I'm turning the corner changing my mind, and I think it's really good to have an activity on the date, so like, it's not just your I literally at the start said you need to wrinkle in the date and you looked at me like I was crazy. You're talking about iron your shirt and you're saying it's a metaphor. Brook metaphor would get you a lot of points in the game of scrabble. About date night Scrabble? How'd that go? It

went great? I mean everyone else that was there looked like they were jealous that they didn't get to play. Damn, I wish I could get in on that scrabble game. She worked the exs. Is that what it was like? Well, I'll tell you why they were jealous, because we decided to spice it up a bit and we played only naughty word. Okay, that's funny word. That's a great idea. Actually, what naughty word did you play? Well? I mean X is always big points, right right, that's not even creative. Yeah, well,

I mean I'm playing to win. I'm not trying to be creative. Oh okay, okay, exasperating Chloe. I mean she knew what she was doing. She did some words that I had to look up afterwards. Was good. Okay, that's a really fun twist on scrabble, really fun. So aside from playing scrabble, were you guys able to connect? Yeah? We have a great time, a lot of laugh I mean there there never seemed to be any awkward pauses, And I mean I just felt in my element with her.

Was there was there at any point, like any of the naughty words, like we was uncomfortable? Yeah, I mean uncomfortable in the sense that I didn't know some of the ones she was playing and just it. But you you admitted that, right, like, and it was a joke. No, I just went along with whatever. So after you guys finished playing scrabble and having your drinks, did the night end there? No? We actually went back to my place

after okay, Yeah, yeah, it was great. We made out for a little while and I was actually hoping she would spend the night, so I put a movie on to keep her around for a while, right, Okay, he just picked the longest one he could find. You. Yeah, Well, that's been a good idea. But I did my research again on her, on her profile, just learning more about her. She's into old Disney movie. So I put on an old Disney movie. And when we see the Goofy movie, Oh that's such a good movie. I mean, it's a

good movie for six year olds. I don't know if it's the hottest date night movie. Oh there's so many jams. Yeah, totally. I can't. I don't know. I can't see myself macin on a girl while here, like, well background, what was her reaction to the Goofy movie? Was she into it? I thought so, But ten minutes into it she decided that she had to go a kind of a mood killer. Yeah. I mean we were singing to the first song in the movie and then she hadn't head out and I

haven't heard from her sins. Oh she was enjoying. Is there any way she could have been like creeped out that you did too much research on her bio? I hope not. I thought research was a good thing. I agree, and that's why she would put it on her bio. It's not like you're going deeper. But yeah, all right, Angie, Well here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna play a song. Unfortunately, not one from the Goofy Movie. I know that's probably what you wanted, but we have to work with what

we have here. We're gonna play it, we'll come back, we'll call Chloe for you, and then we'll try and get you a second date up date. Okay, that sounds great. Him a JanSport backpack, the board game Scrabble Limited Edition, and a VHS copy of The Goofy Movie. You might think I'm describing a second grade sleepover party, but no, I'm describing the first date of one of our adult

listeners named Andrew. He said things seem to be going pretty well during his night with Chloe, and even got her to go back to his place to watch that movie. But just ten minutes in, before they could even get to his favorite song, stand Out, Andrew's dates stood up and said she's got to go, and ever since then, apparently Chloe has been completely m Ia. And Andrew wants to note the reason why. Yeah, Dad, I thought I

really connected with her. Hearing the recap, as Jeffrey said, it is or anything you would have done differently during the Uh No, it sounds like an awesome date. Okay, I like that into your gun? Yes, all right, I mean We're ready to try and call Chloe here. Hopefully we can get her on the line. Yeah. If she's not answering you, I'm not guaranteeing that she'll pick up for us, but we're gonna do our best here, Okay. Yeah,

I appreciate you try. And he's the first one I've ever really connected with and had feelings for, you know, just starting out, so I appreciate it. That's actually really cute. Yeah, I really want to get him a second dates feelings for someone like usually people are like, oh, you know, maybe it'll work out. I care. Okay, Well, maybe we can find out and make Brooks dreams come true today, I swear. I mean I usually like it when it is,

but this time it's not. Okay. Well, Brooks probably gonna be in tears during this call at some point for one reason or another. Let's just call Chloe for you and try and get your second date. Update. Here we go. Hello, Hi is this Chloe? Yeah? Who is this? Hi Chloe? My name is Jeff work on a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Um, Hi hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi Hi Hi Chloe. We're glad you answered. Yeah, can

I ask why you're calling. Well, if the reason we're calling is because we do a segment on our show called a second Date Update. That's where if you go out with somebody and afterwards, if they're not calling you back, you can email us and we'll reach out to that person for you to help you figure out the reason why. Okay, right now, the guy that's wanting to reach out to you, his name's Andrew. Yes, Andrew, Okay. Andrew told us about your date together, and it seemed like, actually it was

pretty fun. I think everybody in this room agrees that it would be a good time. We would all be down for the state. I would be for it part Yeah, okay, well, yeah, a lot of interesting elements in it. There was a bar, There was a naughty game of scrabble. He told us about the Goofy movie. Yeah, listen, sounds like you know the rest of what happened. So that's all that I know what happened. Yeah, was there like a big red flag or a big moment or something when he um

before he put on the movie. He went to his kitchen to get us more drinks, and I saw his phone just like sitting next to me on the couch, and I was like, you know, like this is a new guy. Let me just see if I can open his phone and like sign some stuff about him. Yeah, you went into his phone. You do this a lot? Do I do it a lot? No? But I mean in this situation, it felt like I had a reason to Okay, opportunity came knocking right there. So what did

you see or something? Did you see something like that? So like this is also gonna it was weird, but like the problem for me was that there was nothing, like nothing on his phone, Like if you opened this phone and you were like, oh, I wonder who's phone that I found? And I opened it and I was looking for something like fun nothing like factory settings, like nothing, Yeah he just bought the phone or you just mean he's like a boring phone, Like, yeah, I'm not understanding

what the problem is. Well, it's just like one of the first app high on the front of his page was the New York Times crossword puzzle app, which like do your thing, you know, but like, whoa, that's kind of boring. Okay, what what would you prefer? Like do you want him to have? I don't know, like anything besides just a crossword puzzle, a picture of your dog, and like I thought, he said that he met you on a dating app though, so he did meet me on a dating app, and actually that was like the

next next place I went. I went to open the dating app just to you know, like see what the competition was on there, and he was literally not talking to like anybody but me. That's it again. I don't see the issue I do, because he's not he's boring, he's not desirable. If not, other people are trying to hit on him. He just seems very but it's square. Nobody seems really healthy. Is it healthy or is it stockery?

If I'm the only one that you are, like, so you would have liked it better, if you would have liked it better, if you would have opened his phone. There's like a gallery of like boob picks in one area Tinder, right up on the front, and like he was gaslighting eight other women. I mean, honestly, you know what that does sound kind of sexy to me, Like I'm not gonna lie. I wanted, how are you just Yeah, it's I know the game, Yeah he's not playing. Okay, So how's this for boring? Chloe? I need to let

you know. Andrew's been on the other line secretly listening in, and now he wants to jump in say something to you. Isn't that right, Andrew? Chloe? Oh, take that well, I'm a little taken back right now. Are you mad? Are you mad that she looked through your phone? Of course I'm mad. That's very invasive. I don't understand, and Chloe, I'm I'm not fun. Look at the games we played

the words. I would be embarrassed to tell my friends my parents, Like, I can't believe you would think I'm not fun when we played that he spelled the word. But yeah, it's a lot of points. But whatever, He's not wrong. He is not wrong, Chloe. I did everything that you were looking for. And yes, I was only talking to you because you're the only one that seems interested or interesting to me. You know, there is going the second one. Andrew, hold that one tight. You're confident

you're wanting and you show her exactly. Yeah. I mean, I don't even know what to say, honestly. I I mean, Chloe, it sounds like you have a type, right, Like your type is disaster, well, like a guy with a little bit more edge. I don't know something to like spice them up. Yeah, but what about Goofy movie doesn't say edge to you. He's a single dad trying to raise a son by himself Disney character. It's obviously not working for you. You're single, like the edgy dudes haven't been

working out. Give the nice guy a try, and he's edgy enough to call into a radio show to reach out to you for ask for help. And that's why right now, I'd like to offer to send you guys out on a second date and we'll pay for it if Andrew will even let me. Oh yeah, I'm a feeling he's gonna not even want that busy schedule. What do you think, Chloe, Well, hold on, I mean, I really don't appreciate you saying I don't have any edge or I'm not a good look, because I don't know

if you solve it. I have the Human Animal Translator app on there. That's an app And first of all, have any of you used it? No, can't say I have, So let me tell you what it's about before you judge. Okay, sure, I can have a conversation with my dog. I can. I can say something into the app and then it will go ahead and translate what I'm saying to my dog so I can tell my dog jokes. All right, So you prefer that over messaging more woman, I really

wish I wouldn't have given you space to talk. So I guess maybe Chloe kind of delete the last twenty seconds of your life. And I'm gonna ask you again, would you like to go out with Andrew one more time? We'll pay for it. The answer before was most likely leaning towards no, and um after that, it's going to be a no for me. Andrew investments in there. I'm sorry Chloe that I'm not as fun or edgy for you, but you know what, you're being a real B word and that's the word I want on it. Oh how

many points did you get for that word? I'm sorry, Andrew? I mean the points have ended. There is no future with us, and I really hope you can find something fun for yourself to do besides talk to your dog. Well, Rough, I always shouldn't have said it that way. Rough, that's right, Chloe, I'll find my true Rocksand who really stands out? Is that your dog's name? Yeah? That's right? Yeah, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning,

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