Second Date Update: Nathan of the Night

go into what that is. Yeah, I thought inflation at first. Yeah, there is a one hundred percent success rate with inflated date. I just I hope that our new friend Nathan doesn't go down that right as long as no needles or sharp objects or welcome to the show to tell them what's in your Amazon cart right now? And it better not come with a small hand pump. Nathan, you're with your inflated date right now. I didn't want to interrupt.

Oh no, no, I'm all good. I can probably a play a dame tail Okay, later, just imagine the flying around, all right, we'll get back to her first. Tell us about the real lady that you connected with the other day. What's her name? So? Uh, I met this beautiful girl on hinge, right, her name. Her name is Jessica Jessica. Okay, what you like about her, you know, really everything, But let me start for the beginning. Let me start how how we met? Okay, more to just on Hinge. I

feel like names. Jessica met around Hinge. Go back farther st started typing in my bio. So basically how it all started was I left a comment on one of her pictures. She was wearing these boots and it made me think of Rino nine one one. So I just said, new boots, new boot. Nobody's heard that joke, but I still like it. Yeah, just googoo booof. It's great. Anyway, were talking about funny. Oh my gosh, doesn't that show twenty years old? Yeah? Clip is still I caught it

and I've seen on TikTok and Instagram. Yeah yeah, people use it when they buy boo boofing. I mean, you guys are missing out funny to somebody out there, hysterical Killions of people are laughing right now. Okay, you can't tell us, just no one in this room. But so Jessica like that. She liked a new boots laughing comment. Excuse me to butcher the hilarious. Yeah, that's good, that's good. Take my cynicism away. And it sounds like you guys have a good connection. Tell me more. Yeah, and so

uh we ended up meeting it. Of course. Did she wear the boots when you first see her? No, no no, no, if you do not wear the boots. But she was wearing these sunglasses and fuzzy Russian hat. Fuzzy Russian hat when up? Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, and you look Russian the spy rushing the spy. Oh flaps like no, not like a hunter elber Fudd hat. It's like a stovepipe hat without the brim. Oh yeah, okay, So and you like that? Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's got

her own style, you know. Yeah, confident. What did you guys do? Well? You know, we talked about music at first. Was going for a walk in the sad Player. Okay, so she's like vintage, she likes vintage stuff exactly. So obviously I'm thinking, let's let's go to a record store. Oh yeah, good idea. All right. What was it like going to a record store with a real girl instead of an inflatable one? Is it a good time? He didn't have to turn her sideways nice. I mean, I'm

just messing with you. Tell me what were some highlights from the record store? Well, I picked an album for her. Okay, what'd you pick? The Batman Forever Sounds track from ninety five? Interesting? Is that the one with Jack Nicholson as the joker? Okay? You know what the thirty year old reference is? If she was the penguin, I don't think I was alive and ninety five you were alive and ninety five, Jeff? Okay, Alexis wasn't. Definitely, I've put a dead inside since my birth,

So I don't know. Did she approve of Batman Forever? Yeah? She she like, did you seem what she liked it? Okay? Okay? And it's nice to buy a little gift on their date. Yeah, yeah, at least it's a little gift. There's nothing, nothing crazy, right, So what happened after the record store? So after a record store, we went to a candy store? Oh okay, a little bit like a teenage date from that tating and we got a bunch of lolly puff. That's like the worst candy in there. There's like a million things.

I are you guys vibing? No I'm telling you I was nervous. I was really nervous. Okay. It was like when I was a big candy store we had I had four different types of candies in my hands and I dropped a few of them on the ground. And what you know, She asked me if I was nervous, and if I'm feeling okay, would you say yikes? I just said, yeah, I'm doing good. You know, I'm just excited to be here with her. Yeah, we were just

like high. It sounds like the date didn't go maybe the way you hoped that it would go in your mind. That's what I'm trying to say. How anybody's date would ever want to go in their minds too, But you made the best of it. I mean she didn't seem mad though or anything. Now she doesn't seem mad, but they kind of ended abruptly. She thought we had plans to go out with friends at night. So so it seems like your intentions were there. Sounds like the nerves,

the nerves got the best of you. There is, Yeah, and it just was maybe a turn off, do you think for her? Yeah, it has to be, because she's not responding like she was before. How long has it been? Spend of a week? Okay? Mmm? Did she at least take home the Batman album? She did? Okay, there you go. That's one small victory. There we go. We're gonna try and get a couple more and hopefully another date. Get the pump ready just in case we don't know. Yeah,

we're gonna do it. Get your second date update. Right after this second date. While we were waiting, I looked up the Batman Forever soundtrack from nineteen ninety five, and the main title on there is Kiss from a Rose from the artist Seal. Oh my god, that was when he was married to Heidi Klum. Do you remember that? When I play this song, Brooke and you hear it, what does it make you think of from your life? What flashback are you having right now? I feel like

I did a teotor high dance all over again. Oh which teacher? Are you? Slow dancers? Obviously exactly like those history boy, this song makes me think of my underwear, my blue Batman undies from when I was six. In fact, I'm sure as we speak, my mom is going to be sending pictures of me wearing them tall your Facebook messengers, because she loves listening to this and embarrassing me wherever and whenever she do you ever prove chat and she's

the only one talk but send us. I bring up Batman Forever because Nathan bought his date the Batman Forever soundtrack while they were at the record store before they went and hit up the candy store to get some lollipops. But what is it about Jessica that made you want to email us today? Nathan? What is so special about her? You know sometimes you just feel like some of the one whoa I thought You're just gonna say, like she was super attractive? Yeah, like the chemistry. Yeah, I built

a lot of three and fours. But season number one Okay, maybe maybe mister Holt thought you were the one Brook, mister hole couldn't happen. Yeah, for legal reason, Thank god. Good thing looking back into the past. Let's move forward into the future and hopefully get you another date here with Jetska. I'm in a dollar number right now here we go? Hello, Hey is this Jessica? Yes, Hey Jessica, she answered, Hi, Jessica, It's meant to be or maybe I'm sorry? What is this about? Who's calling? This is

about love today? Because you're on a radio show right now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Why okay puts up? Oh? I like you. Yeah, your go with the flow type of woman. It sounds like I try. I trust. Well. We're reaching out on behalf of one of our listeners who you hung out with the other day about a week ago. His name is Nathan. Oh boy, I thought I made one something. Okay what oh you thought you something? So you were the one not you won? Yeah?

How do you feel about Nathan? Um? He seems like a nice enough guy, but not for me. There was some strangeness happening there, so was it? He said he was super nervous, and that would be okay, but like that's not the part that kind of concerns me where I just laught. Oh oh yeah, because so you didn't have plans with your friends like you told him. No one ever actually has plans with their friends. That's just the emergency exit that and like, yeah, all right, okay,

Well that's disappointing to hear, but it's okay. Like, if you're not interested in him, that's totally up to you to feel that way. But maybe you could help Nathan understand if he made any mistakes that night, or if there's anything he could do better world, Yeah, yeah, I mean it was a nice state. Like we went to our record store and he bought me the Batman album, which was like really sweet of him. But then he says to me, sometimes I think this city is like Gotham,

descending into darkness. When he handed you the album, he was like Batman. Yeah, like he was the Batman. And then wait, it gets worse. And then he brings up that sometimes he likes to drive around by himself at night and call the cops on people who are breaking the law. Who does he find breaking the law? Did? I just curious, Like he didn't super elaborate, and I was so shocked. I was just kind of like, oh, okay, yeah,

not because you're you're pro crime. You don't want no. I just don't really picture like the man in my life zooming around the city at two I am catching bad guys. The sun says, they're clothes. Okay, okay, Wait, could have been a joke that didn't hit right. Yeah, maybe he was a little too comic con like, and I leave them like I kept going, I said, Okay. So then we went to the store and oh yeah, I mean he mentioned that you guys went to a

candy store and were thinking about buying some lollipops. Yeah, it was the straw that just ended it. It It was like there were five lollipops and he's like, oh, this is how many kids we would be having a what that's not first aid energy? No, yeah, definitely think Yeah, I'm just hoping he was trying to be funny because he is on the other line listening, wanting to talk to you. Oh no, really lurking in the dark on the dark phone. Are you there? Could hello? Hi? There

is hi. Hi. That was some truth, Nathan. Huh yeah, uh, I mean I like to do that. I like to make sure the city is safe. Wait what Okay, you actually do you actually drive around at night and call the cops on people. It's just not every night, but you know they need help, they're understaff. Everybody knows that. Okay, who do you call the cops on? You know, Like the other day, I saw like some guy it looked like he was drinking alcohol in his car, so I

called the cops on him. How can you tell that water bottle because it was a glass bottle and it was a school near by. You know, I had to do. So you really do that. We we thought maybe you were joking just in light of buying the Batman soundtrack. Yeah, but that's a real thing you do. Yeah, it's a real thing, and it's not as weird as it sounds. It's actually very helpful. Okay. Neighborhood Watch changed a lot since I was a kid on the book. Calls the

cops on the kids in her neighborhood. But at least she's doing it during the daytime. I do not. It just sounds like maybe that's more of a nuisance to them than anything. But yeah, they ever told me that. Okay, okay, I mean it is kind of brave to go out put yourself in the middle of crime. Well, he's he's not really putting himself. He's just calling the cops on the criminals. He's sparking adjacent to cry. It's like dating a hall monitor. This is weird that you think it's

a red flags. Not bad what I'm doing, sweetie. It's like a carrival of flags. Oh that's fun. I know, it sounds like a good time. Actually, all I care about the safety, and you know that's not a weird thing. Yeah. Well, if we've learned anything about from talking to women on the show, it's that they usually like more dangerous men. They're not really into the safe beg their job. Not like that's a good point, Like, have you considered like trying to be a cop. It's a little too dangerous

for me. I'd rather just stay back and call him on my cell phone. You know, crossing yard might be the next best step. Yeah. Yeah. We all have a job to do, and you know that's my job. It's not your job. Though. He has five future kids that he has to take care of. So I've gotten to you. H up, why would you bring that up on a date? Were you trying? Well? What am I not supposed to talk about my expectations for a future family? I mean, I think wait until somebody asks. Yeah, maybe not on

the first date. Yeah. I can see where you're going wrong, because in your head, you're protecting your community. You're a family man that shove it up your who know. No, you're telling me everything that I want is wrong. You know. All I want to do is communicate what I want for my future family. Okay, alright. He's also very open to criticism, take a breath. Okay, Nathan, just slow down a little bit. We're not coming after you or your

your dating style. Yeah, isn't trying to do that. Just doesn't seem to be working with what Jessica wants out of her man. Oh oh okay. So Jessica wants a giant and if she does, that's totally okay. That's her decision to date that spineless man. Dude, you are so right on the Carnival of Flags. Just thank you, thank you. Well, we'd like to send you back to the carnival and we pay for it on another date. So much better

about everything. Like the villain and the hero. Yeah, you go on a midnight ride along in a cop car and we'll pay for a car car. We'll give him a little flashy light, yeah, to put on top of it. I'm not interested. I'm not interested anymore. Okay, come on, make fun of me. He called the wrong show. I don't know what. Let's not infuriate the man who calls the cops on everybody. We like you. I like you at least all right, Nathan, all right, I know what

you're suing is located. If you're going to keep someone's car key Brooks, it's an electric Kia Jeffrey in the morning. You know, I think Nathan did bring up a good point during that call. No, he didn't. He didn't bring up any good one. He did he said, stop making fun of me, which I agree, Brooke. Knock it off. It's supposed to be an uplifting, supportive morning show, and there you are mocking a grown man who calls the police on people drinking in their cars while he's hanging

out with his inflatable girlfriend in the passenger seat. What's funny about that, Brooke? Nothing, Cindy. Should we call the cops on that man? Stop looking shocked and answering is that funny to you? Brooke? Well, the segment is officially getting out of control. We got to go back to our roots, helping people, not mocking them. Well, if they weren't so mockable, maybe it wouldn't be a problem. Jeffrey.

I mean, I'll expect better from you tomorrow. Brooke. I want you to go home and think about what you've done. For more of our brand new second Eate updates, you can head over to our website Brooke and Jeffrey dot com to hear them. We're also putting them up on our YouTube. I like it, should I not? Thank you. Check it out online Brooke and Jeffrey dot Com, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,