Second date. What do you do when your date shows up and doesn't look quite like their photos online? Do you hold up their profile picture right next to their face and do a little side by side comparisons rude? Or do you say, wait right here, I need to go get the Catfish police, which would be pretty cool if there was Catfish police. Serious offense. Huh. And apparently one of our listeners, Abraham, could have used them for his meetup he had the other day. Abraham, Welcome to
Catfish Central aka Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hey, guys, thanks for taking my call. Yeah, I'm curious if you're the one that didn't look like his picture or if it was your date. It was my date, okay, okay, what was your date's name? So her name is Brittany Brittany okay, all right, So I mean you obviously liked Brittany digitally. It's an interesting way to say digital Brittany. Yeah. Yeah, this was really cute, seemed down to earth. She's a nurse,
which you know, I think it's pretty great. She's good at caring for people and like Bossy in a good way. I kind of thinky in control over Bossy, but okay, okay. So we matched online like a lot of people do, and we decided to go out like the next day real quick. Oh wow. Yeah. There was no like long text conversations. It was just like, yeah, let's meet up. Okay, cool, So tell us how that went. So I thought like an activity would be good. So I thought, you know,
like bowling. So I get to the bowling allie. First, I was served the lay and all that stuff. I sit down and my date comes over, and so she looks a little different than her pictures. But I couldn't quite figure out why do you know what I mean? Like, I couldn't put my finger on it. I was like, is her hair little darker? Is her face ship? You know? It was like it and pulled out a picture. I actually printed this one out. Yea, where where's this girl?
This one? I mean, I kind of wanted to pull out my phone, but I was like, I don't think I could do that and not get caught. So yeah, he said hi, I said, I reserved the selene and she just responds, sounds fun. Okay, okay, okay, she's to the point. Yeah. The waitress comes over to take our order and she orders a grilled cheese. I'm like, okay, she's like, actually I want a plate of grilled cheeses.
Wait multiple? Did you say plural? Plural? And then okay, this is an actual quote because I can't get out of my head. She said, stack them high and keep them coming. I love. Wait was she joking? She probably got a plateful of like at least two dozen grilled cheese. What food didn't touch the bowling balls? Such me? But what was that a turn on to you? To see her ordering all these grilleds chess turn on? No? I mean I like grilled cheese, so uh, you know, could
have stops it too? You don't want like the girl that eats just salad? But also could we find a middle grade? And I don't get it though, Like is she like she's sharing right? No? No, okay, it gets to her guys. So ten minutes in she's like bowling and a woman walks up to me and it's actually Brittany. She looks just like our picture. Oh wait a minute, who's this other person? So the first Brittany right, she was bowling and I said, hey, I think there's been
a mix up. Were you supposed to you know, meet somebody else here. Oh you said that to the girl that was eating the girl cheese, girl cheese. Yeah, the girl cheese girl. Okay, And she's like, no, I wasn't supposed to meet anybody. I said, well, I have a date with that lady over there. Awkward in it. I've never had such a weird night, she says, fine, picks up her plate of the rest of her grilled cheeses and like walks over to like the other side of
the bowling alley and like gets another lane. Whoa okay, oh my god. Yeah, well there's got to be some sort of drugs involved in that. I don't know what's going on in your mind. All this is happening. Well, I kind of couldn't believe it. And then Brittany, my real date, who comes over and we were a couple of beers, and we start chatting and bowling and laughing, and I'm telling her the story and she finds it hilarious, and you know, I can finally find the humor having
a great time. You know. Then out of the night's over, I walk in her car, gave her a hug. This all sounds great, Yeah, like funny start, but like you it's something he bonded over. Yeah, exactly. Obviously it was a best understanding. And I said, you know, i'd real like to see you again. And I have not heard back from her. What weird? That is weird? What do
you think the reason could be. I don't know. Maybe she's sad that I thought she looked like her, but like they did look like they could be related, right, like their cousins or something. But like it was an honest mistake. And I even told her it's like I thought that this person didn't look quite right, but I wanted to be polite and that's a hey, you look different from your picture, because that's not very gentlemanly. Yeah.
I feel like you should always start your dates from now on, like, aren't you said person I'm supposed to go out with, like Brittany, Yeah, bring a questionnaire with you on the day and be like, if you can answer these three, then we can continue. Do you have a girl and cheese limit? Yeah? All right, well we're gonna play a song, we'll come back. We'll call the real Brittany. For I kind of want to talk to the girl cheese girl. She sounds like she might be
a little bit more fun. Yeah, normal boring, Brittany, I wouldn't get your second date up date next if you're just tuning in for the second date. There's two different dates that we're talking about here to night. That's a good point. I don't want to confuse the audience. So Brooke, why don't you just describe date number one? That happened
that night with Abraham. Not many words were spoken, A lot of grilled cheeses were eaten by his date, and she was fine when it was over her words fine, yes, yeah, right, Because he wasn't supposed to be on a date with that girl. She just walked up, sat down in ordered a giant plate of grilled cheeses, apparently bowled on his lane. Whatever. The second girl that he went out with was the one he was supposed to be with, named Brittany, and they had just a regular, normal, boring, a bowling date.
Excuse that I didn't even do that. They both laughed about girl cheese girl. It was fun because of the craziness of the first girl. But afterwards, Brittany is not calling Abraham back and he doesn't know why. So we're going to try and figure this out for you, Okay, man. Yeah, I can't stop thinking about her. Quote either stack him high and keep him coming. Okay, I don't. I'm concentrating on Brittany. But this mysterious grilled cheese woman is. It's amazing.
It's really living in me right now. My brain keeps going to her. Was that happening to you, Abraham, Like the whole night where you're just thinking about grilled cheese lady. I mean, you can't really forget that, even if I hadn't met her, if i'd even just seen her like a few lengths over with like a plate of grille, like, I'm gonna remember that like them. Okay again, we're not calling me cheese girl. It's just Brittany. Here we go. She's out there in the wild somewhere. Yeah, I'll see her.
You'll know her. You see her, all right, Darling Britney's number right now? Hello, Hey is this Brittany? Is Hey Brittany. My name's Jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, a morning show that you're currently on. Hey, Britney, I am hi. I'm sorry. Am I like a contest winner or something? I don't think I entered anything. No, it's not really a contest that we're doing. It's a
segment called a second Date Update. That's where we help our listeners who've been out on a date recently but they're getting ghosted afterward. We're trying to help them figure out the reason why the other night you went out with a guy named Abraham. Yeah, I just I did go out with a guy named Abraham. Yeah. We heard a little bit about the date. Yeah, it sounds like you had a lot of fun bowling according to him.
I mean, definitely an interesting Never forget the situation. I think I know what you're talking about, because apparently you weren't the first girl to hang out with Abraham that night. No, I wasn't. I was a little throwned when I came in because he was already on a date with somebody else. Can I just ask, Brittney, can you paint the scene for me? Like you walk in you wanted to do a painting? Well, no, I just from her perspective, what I mean, what did you see at the bowling alley?
I walked in and you know there's Abraham, Who's the guy that I had, you know, talked to a message the day before you can call him gorgeous. That's okay, there's gorgeous, okay, But he's in like a bowling lane with another girl, and so I was like, what the heck is going on here? So I walked up to Gorgeous and he was just shocked to see me. So then he had a little short conversation with this other woman and she kind of was like fine and got up and left and went to the other side of
the bowling alleys. Been awkward, yeah, but think of it this way. At least he didn't see you and was like, oh, I'm busy now, you know, Like at least he was like, oh, I'm sorry, you're one for staying. I probably would have left. Oh really, yeah, if I saw another girl there already well looks back. Yeah, I mean he explained to you that it was it was an accident and a misunderstanding. He thought that that was the girl he was supposed
to be out with him he did, okay. Yeah, So he told me this crazy story that seems like almost too perfectly comical to be true. Like, I guess he met this girl there thinking it was me because we have like similar chair color and some rear like bobby shape. And he's like, well you could be related. I'm looking at the scrub and like, really, could we be exsulated? But whenever, But men, men's vision isn't very good when it comes to seeing women. We just see mostly shapes
and colors. I couldn't tell you. Yeah, sure, Like when we talked to Abraham, he said that you laughed at his story about the grilled cheese girl. I mean, I thought it was funny, but it was just very awkward. Like in my head, I'm thinking, like, this is just I don't know, it was like too perfectly concocted to
be true. Weren't believing him? You don't believe it? Well, I think part of my gut was like, was he trying to like have multiple women at this date at the same time and this one went over because I was running late, Like, so, is that the reason that you're not calling Abraham now because you don't believe his story?
Well kind of sort of, so, you know, because she was on the other side of the ali and I kept looking at her trying to be like I want to just talk to this woman, and so at one point she had gone to the restaurant, so I excused myself oh, and also went to the restaurant we went to actually talked. Oh my god, I did. Yeah, how did that good? I wanted to talk to her because she sounds funny, girl cheese what she's saying. Well, first,
her name is Janet, so we can call her Janet. Okay, so I you know, it was like washing my hands. It was like, that's really weird, isn't it. You know, the whole mistaken identity type of thing. Um, And she looked at me and kind of gave me this like odd look, and she's like, yeah, yeah, it was an accent. It was, you know, a mistake. And apparently she had been stood up earlier, so she was really upset her feelings,
that's why she was. Yeah, I wonder she was in theth like she confirmed Abraham's story then, yeah, she did, But then she had said that Abraham. It kind of pains me to say this because I did enjoy my time with him, but when I heard this, I like completely changed my idea of him. Was that Abraham had told Janet like, hey, let's get it on or get it in or something like that in the bathroom. Who Abraham proposition the girl trees lady to do it in the bathroom. I'm sorry, that is that is not true.
That is that is not true Britain. I mean to tell you Abraham's been listening on the other line this entire time. Um, all right, I cannot tell you how untrue that is. I would never any in years propose that to somebody, especially a stranger, and especially in a bowling alley. I'm just going to throw that out there. Very dirty bathrooms. Yeah, well, I mean you have to understand, from my point of view, there's this like crazy, insanely weird story that happened, and I you knows she ordered
an eight a dozen grilled cheeses. They are an aphrodisiac, though heard like you're gonna take her word over mine. Honest, I don't know because I didn't. I wasn't there for the grilled cheese eating a fawn. I didn't. Is there any way you could have said something that she interpreted as that? Like you know that that there is literally
no way that anything I said could have been misinterpreted? Okay, But unless she heard me say I got us a lame and in her messed up head, she heard let's I'll meet you in the bathroom we're gonna do it very close. Why would grilled cheese girl lie about that? Why would she make it up? I don't like mental illness. I don't know. I mean, she just got stood up. Maybe she was just trying to bring all men down
with it. Yeah, yeah, Maybe she was jealous that I decided to have the date with the person I actually made the date with me. I don't know. I mean she got double rejected at that day. She needs twenty times the amount of grilled cheesus. She just leave. I gotta say, Brittany, the thing is, is that Abraham before we talk to you, he told us the exact same story. I mean, when you're a liar, it's really hard to
keep your story straight. Yeah, like I didn't see any red flags, you know when he was telling us that he was lying about it. Yeah, based on the five minute conversation that we had with him, he's a great guy. So we would like to send you guys out on another date and we'll pay for it. What do you think, I mean he didn't even know Janet's name. Yeah, thank you, yes, thank you. You know, stating now is kind of tough, and it was a really odd meeting, which could be
a really interesting start to something. So I will say that, as long as there is better lighting, I will go on another date with abrahams awesome and get it on in a bathroom. I remember said that. Sure, yeah, broking Jeffrey in the morning. You're a fan of true crime documentaries or shows like that, I am. Yeah. Then you
probably heard of copycat killers who imitate other famous criminals. Yeah, And I'm just saying I'm pretty frustrated right now because at least six different people on the text board are claiming to be the mysterious grilled cheese man everybody wants to fame and being the grilled cheese girl. You know what, knock it off? I don't know. I'm just gonna use that quote, stack him high, keep him coming great quote.
Here's the thing, there can only be one, and I guarantee there's no way she listens to our show because she's awesome, I mean, with the guy for ten minutes, orders a huge stack of grilled cheese, gets rejected, but has the wherewithal to hold her head high as she walks away and carries that stack of cheese sandwiches weight on her and then go bowling by herself her Yeah, I wish I will never be at that level. We're
never going to be that cool. It's true. I'm not even lactose intolerant, and I don't think I could down that many grilled cheeses. So wherever you are, mysterious grilled cheese lady, we salute you, and we want to be you, or at least have some of your grilled cheese. But if you ever want to get a second date update, or if you just want to talk about grilled cheese for a while, email the show. Yeah, and then we might call the person who's not calling you back