Second Date Update: Muppet Dinner

are an I try to be Okay, Okay. We'll get into the details every date in just a second here, but first, tell us a little bit about the woman that you went out with. What's her name? Where'd you meet her? What's her net worth? Give us, give us a rundown. Her name's Noel, a very very pretty blond girl. We met on a dating nap and we met up to this really great pizzeria in town. Yeah. I asked that she wouldn't tell Okay, stubborn. So we got some

Hawaiian pizza. Oh controversial that you both like Hawaiian. You don't find that many people out there who like it. So I was like, I real pizza, No it is, I love it too. We're not getting into this discussion during this second day pizza. No, we're not We're not doing it. Let's just focus on your date, Gabe. Okay, tell us more about the horrible pizza that you guys. Shit, we we had a bunch of that delicious pizza. And you know, like you said, I did bring out my friends.

You know, it said specifically in my profile that this is who I am, what I'm about. Wait, what do you mean You're about Hawaiian pizza with friends? So I am a professional amateur up impersonator. Professional amateur also got me lost if that was on your profile? Yes, yes, and match. So your your friends aren't actual people there, puppets. Yeah,

that is correct. Yes, I see. Are you you're like a ventriloquist or something too, Like you make the puppets talk, Not so much ventriloquis as it is just like a performance. Like sometimes I'm behind like a fake rock or something, or I'm insider really uncomfortable couch and I do muppet voices and stuff like that. Okay, So I'm just trying to picture this now. So you're in a pizzeria with your your muppet friends now joining you at the table.

You say, you say you do the voices too. Oh yeah, yeah, can you give me like a sample of how that date would go? So naturally I brought out Kermit the Frog first. That's how you break the ice. Though, it was how are you doing? Are you enjoying the date? I see you're not eating as many as of the pineapple as he is. Okay, you know he was trying to gasp me up a little bit, but okay, okay. Kermit's cute. Yeah. I don't think of Kermit as like a typical like charmer of women, though he seems kind

of shy. No, I think Kermie smooth. That's the thing. You know, no one's expecting Kermit. Everyone wants you to go with Fawzi, your animal or someone crazy, but in Kermit when you want to show a little heart. How did she react to Kermit? She was laughing, she was having a good time. Then naturally I brought out Miss Piggy so that there could be a bit of a back and forth. You know, we had a double date for a little while. And how did Miss Piggy sound Kermie?

I think he's doing except really well on this date. He don't bother them. They're doing their own things. Cat it drock. I think you're you're just good enough, and I can totally tell which one you're doing. So you're sitting at the table, do you have muppets? Like, do you have the actual dolls with you? Or is this

just voices? I have two bags worth, So it looked a little weird because I just had two Duffel bags with me, But it seemed like the whole restaurant was actually having a good time along with it, because more often than not, when you bust out two muppets, people are gonna take notes. So yeah, no, I mean, the thing is if she was laughing through it, women love humor. But how long did it go for? I was wondering, not too Yeah it was it was like forty five

to ten minutes break. Yeah, an intermission where she got to go to the bathroom and then come back. Yeah. Yeah, I did say, you know, I went to the bathroom once and I was like, hey, if you're just gonna like leave right now, I totally get it, no stress. But well and behold she was still there when I came back, inte to walk out. I wish that. Did you ever get to know anything about Noel? Yeah? She she's in the pharmaceutical. I guess that's that's what she's doing. Well, yeah,

sound she's drug addicts. I mean, Gabe. Normally I would ask our listeners if there was any awkward moments that happened during the date. I feel like I don't need to ask that the whole day. There was one funny moment when Kermit and Miss Piggie started arguing over the pizza. You know, it got heated. Let me guess miss Piggy not a fan of pineapple and pizzas what you're saying. Yeah, Miss Piggie was not having the Canadian bacon. She got midway through with sply and just went, wait, what's on

this frock? Like naturally, Kermit did. I could see that throwing a wrench in your date. For sure. You said though, that one of your friends got a kiss, so admittedly I kind of went for a kiss. I may have been a little quick to the shot because I had a Kermit on me still, and she instead, you know, went to go kiss Kermit, which I get it. I get it, that's how it goes sometimes. But I'm sure Miss Piggy didn't feel good about that either. It was one heck of a car ride home, I'll say, two

women upset at you after your date. Well, I'm imagine the bags are moving on their own. Yeah. How long has it been, Gabe since you and Noel last spoke. It's been like a week week and a half. You know. We said we were gonna set up like a brunch or something afterwards. Like she seemed really into the idea. I text or a bunch of times, but I still haven't heard anything back. I just kind of, do you tell her that the puppets wouldn't come on the second date?

I did. I said, maybe it's mostly just Gabe this time. Okay, mostly we have a lot to work with here, Kermit, what do you think we should do in this situation? I think we should perhaps play a song really quick and then come back and call the well, try and get your second date update. That's what Kermit does. Right. That was great. We'll come back and we'll call him well for a second date update. All right after this time?

Second date? If you're just joining us one of our listeners, Gabe went out for pizza with a woman named Noel recently, and they were joined by some of his friends, Kermit and Miss Piggy. Because Gabe is a quote professional amateur puppets here. Actually, yeah, yeah, we've already got over that guy. That's it's an issue. He actually brought along some of his muppets with him and basically put on a show at the pizzeria. Yeah, and we heard a lot about

what the puppets said and did and eight. But Gabe, we never talked about alcohol on the date. Was Kermit getting turned? Oh? Maybe not Kermit, but Gabe was for sure? Okay, yeah that makes sense. I means the thing is, Gabe, do you have any regrets about your Muppet show? I mean it went on forty five minutes long. Um no, absolutely not. Okay. I like that. A man that stands behind its people, it's confident. Yeah, women respond to that. So it's been a week and Noel is still not

calling you back. On a scale of one to one hundred percent, what are the chances that the reason she isn't calling you is because of the puppets. That's a good question. I'm gonna say fifty good. I can see that someone's either gonna be oh that's so funny and cute. Are they're going to be like, dude, it's a date. I wasn't feeling that there's no one between Yeah, I agree. Okay, well let's find out which fifty percent it lies on. We're gonna dial Noel's number right now. We're gonna get

your second day dup date. Okay, okay. You know at the end of the day it was on my profile. She knew what she was getting into. Yeah, yeah, no regrets, all right. I like that. That's what Kermy would say. The number right now here we go. Hello, Hi, is this Noel? Yes, hey, Noel. My name is jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. How are you doing? Um? Who is from a morning radio show? It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Yeah, heard

of it? Okay, well cool, Thank you. Thanks for listening, or at least knowing someone that else someone else that listens. Yeah, I want to know what you want. Okay, okay, I'll just get right to it. Then, this is a segment that we do call the second Date Update. That's where if you go out with one of our listeners and afterwards, if you're not calling them back, they reach out to us to call you so we can help them figure out the reason why Okay, okay, who is this? Well again,

my name's Jeff like the namesake Brooke and Jeffrey. I'm Jeff you are, But who was the guy? I'm just clar because Jeffrey you're Maybe Jeffrey is so nervous for some reason. No, while it's awesome, I mean there's a lot of you guys talking. I don't try to get to the point. Yeah, okay, I don't want to waste your time here. So right the listener that we're calling, I'm working. The listener's name is Gabe. Do you remember going out with Gabe? Yeah, he actually called you guys. Yeah,

because it makes sense he would do something like that. Yeah, what do you mean, because he must have too much time on his hands? This makes sense? Ok Can I just ask because he said that you guys met on a dating app. When you saw on the dating app that he was a professional amateur puppeteer, what were you thinking? I was fine with date. So I'm into theater. Okay,

I like eclectic guy. Okay, so you're kind of excited about the date then, yeah, but he took it too far, which which part of it went too far from the whole thing from beginning to end. Oh, so you're talking about the pizza. The pizza was way over the line. No, dummy, that's fine. I don't care about the pizza. Have you thought about the puppet? Can you describe the date from your perspective, because the way he describes it, it sounds like a quirky fun night of a puppet performance and

pizza like it sounded really innocent. That would have been fine. That was the truth. Okay. I don't get quirky fun vibes from So what's the truth? What was it really like? Okay, so for the beginning it was okay. I wasn't really surprised because that's what I write in his full flock. But I just don't like it shouldn't have to be on a date, don't Okay, it's weird off the back. Yeah, that's why he's single, if that's what he's been doing. Well he walked in with two Duffel bags full of puppets,

Yes he did. And I didn't know if you just want to bomb the place or about a credit card out of the air, I don't know. Yeah, weird. So when you got to the first puppet character, what was your reaction that was okay. I was like, okay, let me just endure this and embrace this. It was cute. It was cool to comment and miss piggy thing or whatever. That was fine. But then when he the other puppet was like this mafia guy. I think it's Joe Lavender.

I don't know why he's called the Lavender right, Lavender supposed to be peaceful, okay, so you know how when somebody has the puppet, he's speaking into the puppet, and the guy was harasses, kind of suggestive, like come on, hes gonna put me in the body bag, and he tried to kiss me. So body beds what's the Roman said this funny? Hold on? Who is talking on them? Marching the good name of Joe Lavender and Joe Lavend

I really got on the other line like that. So noell, I was supposed to let you know at a time when it was convenient that gavesman on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. But it sounds like Joe Lavender might be weird. Oh Mann sing my song, I'm mafia esque. I'm not involved with no bodies or no things. I'm just Joe. She didn't like Joe Lavender. Why would you be doing Joe Lavender? Did you not hear what she said? Oh? I cannot believe you would

do this, shared man after shad Hawaiian slices. This is the disrespect that you are paying me. Well, can you stop herman? Can you stop Joe Lavender? Ye? Put Joe Lavender back in the bag. And we'd like to talk to Gabe please. Oh hey, guys, Hey, guys, what's up? Hey, welcome back. Gave me up this falling. It's a weird. Yeah, we'll get your weird and there's a waste on our time. Maybe it'd be useful to help Gabe be a better data in the future if your therapist she brings up

a good point. Gabe, are you listening to anything she just said? Could you have an apology? I mean she was offended. What I will say, Noel, I'm sorry that's how you feel it went. I offer no apologies, and not to my puppets. I listen. I'm glad you want to be yourself. I hope it works for your future. Off So, Noel, I'm guessing you don't really like Gabe that much. I mean, no, I try to and it just went too extra bizarre too, extra bizarre hashtag day.

I'm sensing a lot of There's a lot of friction here, obviously, but friction is what you need to create a spark, and spark starts a fire. I think fire burned. Everything is this weird? You're going to ask so well, if she wants to go out again, I would love I'm not going out with him again. Okay, maybe if you won't go out with gay, but maybe you'll go out with Joe Lavender. Can we put Joe Lavender on the line, Joe, yes,

Joe Lavenders here. Hey, it's lonely at the top. It's lonely at the top, it's lonely at the bottom, because you're weird. Very well, frankly, I can't. He was censoring himself quite a bit. That was holding back that awesome after Midnight. It's a whole of the story. I don't know how to know it after Midnight episode. I've never seen him on a Netflix special about being a weird puppet murderers. Hell no, that is a compliment, and I appreciate that. Oh okay, I'm ringing up. I'm all right,

thank you for your time. Pulling me through some radio station Oh my god, you can hang up down. Noels, Gabe, it doesn't seem like she was the best match for you. Hey, you know, there are a lot of fish out in that sea, and I plan on swimming. Really, I would say, like, good luck. Maybe we worked that whole Joe Lavender character a little bit more. No, I think I think Joe's

pretty good. I think it's everyone else with the problem. Okay, Hey, Gabe, man, if you hear a knock at your door later, it's not because I had somebody go over to check you out to make sure that you're you know, Okay, Yeah, no need to worry. I'm glad I'm on the radio. Doesn't you gonna get a show now? Yeah? You know what, Joe, you can take over from my position because I'm obviously terrible at Okay, here we go. This is Broken Joe in the Morning, putting them tunes from morning until good pass.

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