Second update. We have a guy named Jack's who reached out to us for a second date update today, and Jack's admits in his email he ended up getting a little too intoxicated on his first date. No, he says, he remembers the first half of the evening, but that's about it. Then, apparently he woke up the next morning in a quote compromising situation. Oh no, Jack, you and I have a lot in common already. I don't even know much about you, so I like you all right?
Oh my god, I'm dying to know what happened. Before we get to your compromising situation, tell us about the girl you went out with. What's her name? Her name is Iris? Okay, all right? She just in absolute smoke show. Seriously, guys, what's a smoke show? I'm sorry, Oh super hot. I thought she was a disappearing act and that's why she was like poof only smoke left. All right, I'm with you, guys. Now that we've helped her understand, tell us a little
bit more about Iris the smoke show. So you know, on Instagram, like if you like someone's photo, it'll be like you might also like whatever, Right, So I like this model's photo and the algorithm was like, oh, you're gonna like I have done that ten more Instagram models. Underneath it's like you may also like, so you guys are just trolling different Instagram models until someone actually responds to you, and Iris happened to be the one. Yeah, and oh my god, I was so excited when she replied.
And what line did you use to get her to reply? I was like, hey, you're super cute by the way, smiley face not the emoji? Are you write out the words smiley face? No? I did the colon and then the bright tarantetical It's way, it's it's nostalgic. It's old school people like nineties emoji, right and that worked? Wow? Uh yeah, I guess I'm trying too hard. I guess so. And so what happened after that? Um, we're changing some messages and we set up a date at you know,
a school local bar. What did you guys do at the bar? I'll get to that though, I'll get that. Apparently something crazy happened because sorry, go on, Okay, So, like when she came in the door, dude, she's like a solid seven point five, just absolute smoke show, just like wait a seven point five too, is a smoke show. I thought for sure she's going to be a ten. Like you can barely talk and you're only rating her a seven point five. Yea tens are rare. It's at
bell curve like, there's not that many. I never want you to be my substitute teacher. She's not a smoke show. Then, she's like a light sizzle at best. Hear me out though she looked like if Ashley Judd had a less attractive younger sister. He's Ashley Judd. Why do I have to? I mean, I just like, we're really concentrating on her looks, Like, what were you feeling when you saw her? Were you nervous or was it uglier? Ashley Judd notts up in the horty I was feeling horny. Can't blame the guy there.
Yeah all right, okay, so what wow? Now that's like, now that she's walked into the room and turned you on, what happens next? So you know, I just wanted to add some power with her. So for my activity, I had some pen and paper and I said, we're going to drink and write some dirty limericks with each other. Oh wow, Well, I guess you're not making it a secret what you want to do later? Did she know what a limerick was? Yeah? I had to explain it to her. Could you tell us one of them? Thank you.
I don't know what a limerick is. It's like a poem, right, yeah, yeah, it's a poem that rhymes like a hi qu is a very specific meter to it. Okay, they were. They were all the rage in the fifteenth century Britain. But good to bring it back for a hot first day. So what did you say? So like your producer to help me to have already, but like you deaf, have to bleep some of this out if I read this? All right? Okay, god, what is it? Okay? There once was a man named Dave okay who found a dead
in a cave. Oh da, bro, she was ugliest missing one. Oh but think of the money he saved. Oh my god, Wow, that was terrible, Jack, I mean not, that was beautiful. Wait. How soon into meeting her did you deliver this limerick? That's what she came up with. I didn't come up with that. All right, Well, now I'm actually impressed. You know, I went from too much too oh all right, you can go I mean go Limerick to Limerick. I see, so the dirty Limerick idea worked. Yeah, clearly, Like it's
going well. So clearly you guys are talking about dead homes to each other. I mean, what happened to the other boom? That's what I'm concerned about, unclear, uncertious. So he started making out right away, or you know, we kind of ease into it. But you had some good laughs and she just seemed she was down for whatever. So like we had a few drinks and a few more than her. But we were back to my place and this is kind of where things get hazy. But I woke up next morning in the bathtub with no
water in it, and most of my clothes were gone. Okay, I had my socks on and I was wrapped in a bed sheet. That sounds to me like you were about to throw up and she just puts you in the bathroom, is what it sounds like to mends to me like iris is a good time and there's a bunch of toast on top of me, like three to four pieces of toady. I don't know what happens. I mean, why do you think she would call you back? Honestly? Well, I just I want to hang out with her. Of course,
I'm not dumb. I know, like that's maybe not going to happen, but I just I need to know what happened to me that night. So this is a mystery you need solved, and you're hoping for another date with Smoke show Iris. Yeah, and like I tried calling, but she like hung up on me twice and then any textics end she doesn't respond to, or like she calls me a creep and that she says she doesn't want to see me again. She's mad, bro, I don't know women.
She's a creep and the one that came up with a dead horror right, Like I don't even remember like not getting along with her. So like that's troubling too. I know we're gonna have to get to the bottom of this, this Limerick mystery. There once was a guy named Jack who woke up half naked in a bath. Yeah, and then and then I guess we'll finish the rest of it when we call Irish. Well play a song,
come back and get your second date update for you. Okay, all right, all right, hold on, all right, we're back for part two, the second Date Update and I've been working on this during the break, right, Let's see if you guys like it. All right, There once was a man named Jack's who woke up half naked in a bath His lady had left some toast on his breast and a vegetable lodged in his glass glass. That's what you're choosing. I think that is sure. I think that's
the perfect story told. But if you're just tuning in for the second day update, one of our listeners, Jack's, met a super hot girl named Iris on Instagram and he took her to a bar where they wrote dirty limericks to each other, and apparently it worked in setting the mood because they ended up back at his place, and that's where his memory of the night starts to fade, because he woke up the next morning half clothed in a bathtub with some toast sprinkled over his body and
does not know what happened. I know that you've tried to piece together the night as best you can. Can you think of anything you did that could be misconstrued. You know it's so hazy, but I really want to find out. It's super important to me. Okay, all right, Well, let's give Iris a call and figure out what happened after the period that you don't remember at your place? How did you end up in that bathtub half naked. We're gonna try and figure this out. I'm gonna dollar
the number right now here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Iris? Please? Yeah? Did she? Hi? Iris? My name's Young Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, Are you familiar with us? Kind of? That's good works? Hi, Iris? Hi, we're doing something called the second Date Update. Are you familiar with that segment that we do? Um? Yeah, a lot of
certainty in that, boyson, Just to refresh your memory. That's where if you go on a date with someone and afterwards they're not calling you back, you can email the show and we'll call the person to try and figure out the reason why. Oh okay, all right, So you recently went out with a guy who is really really interested to hear from you. We don't know, no, Braden's here, Okay. We do have a guy that emailed us though, trying to get a hold of you, whose name is Jack's.
Oh okay, it's as excited about Jack's as you are, as Brady no, all right, okay, Well, Jack's told us a little bit about your evening together as great. It was very interesting the story that he told us. M hm, I'm sure. Yeah. It sounds like you're a pretty good limerick writer. He actually told you about that. Oh, he read it to us. You read it to us and we had to bleep a lot of stuff. I can't believe that came out of your mind. You told me, like,
get dirty. What's dirtier than one time? I'm not saying it's bad. I think actually you and I should go hand out and like have a beer after this. But we were very creative. But after the limerick, he said, you guys had a few more drinks and went back to his place. And that's where he's frustrated because he doesn't remember a lot. Well, I am not surprised because he just like a sloppy drunk. Um. I really don't know if I should tell you that. Why, Well, he
really wants to know. He doesn't know how he ended up where he ended up, and could you just maybe fill in some of the details that are missing for us. I mean, I don't know, it's really embarrassing for him. I don't know if he'd want to hear this. Well, he understands when you email into the show to ask for one of these second date updates, you know that you might hear something you don't necessarily want to hear.
Them might be a little bit embarrassing. And the thing is he may need to learn from this because he has no idea what he did. Yeah, I find that hard to believe. What it? Why would you say that? This just seems like something he does a lot. Really, what does he do? Let me tell you the story of what happened that night. Are you going to do a limerick? Oh? Geez, off the cuff? I don't know. Okay, no, you could just tell us normal. So, yeah, we were
back at his place and it was fine. There was a little bit of making out, and we started dancing a little and we had even bordering, and then he whispered in my ear. My fantasy way, Well, if he first tried to guess mine and then he decided to tell me his fantasy, is that because you wouldn't tell him, right? Okay, okay, what did he say? Well, he whispered in my ear. You know my fantasy is to be a little boy.
Oh my god, what did you do. I thought he was joking at first because we've been doing dirty limericks and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, but he started calling me mommy and had me make him cinnamon toast and strawberry milk. I'm not kidding. Sounds pretty good. It sounds sounds like a delicious meal to enjoy. That is so disturbing. Did you actually make the toast? Well? Yeah, I figured maybe he'll sober up with some food. Oh yeah, that's good. Okay,
which part of this was weird to you? All of it was weird, but I didn't really know at this point whether he was joking still or I need to be fair. You were the one who wrote out a dead hood in a cave who was missing body parts, So I think that's pretty balanced out. It is not. He's called her mommy. Well he's drunk, is all I'm saying. Yeah, so you got to give him a pass a little bit, no,
because that's truth serum. Dude. Yeah, I don't know. He definitely was not joking when I realized he got into the bathtub and wanted me to like swaddle him, so I just like wrapped him up the bathroom by himself. So that's why he woke up in a sheet. Yeah. I was really freaked out at that point because he just started clapping his hands, going mommy, bathtime, mommy, that's cute. Oh my god, oh my god. That is so much
on a first day, so much. Now you're being one hundred percent serious about all this, Unfortunately, don't explain everything. Jeffs are right, the toast, the sheet, the sheet, why he was in the bathtub in the first place. Okay, Well, I think a lot of things have been answered for us. I mean, like I said, it's going to be hard
to forget it, that's for sure. Yeah. Well, I mean I want to thank you, but I think it'd be more appropriate if Jack's thanked you himself, because he's been on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Are you kating me? Don't cuss in front of the kid. Oh my god, Jack's your mommy wants to talk to you. Okay, there, Um, I'm not I'm not really like all that. Uh like that was good to drinking, Like, I'm not really into that. That was a test you were kidding? Uh? Yeah, No,
it was just like drunkingly joking around. Yeah, I think so, Jack, Are you remembering now what I just told you. Uh, maybe a little bit. I don't remember that toast stuff like not. I don't know. I probably shouldn't have even called you guys. I'm really sorry. No, No, I'm glad you did. Jack. This is a story that we all needed to hear today. Here's Jacks. You don't need to be ashamed of whatever your fantasy is. Okay, it was just like that's maybe like ten years into a marriage
type of situation where you at least second dated. Yeah. No, it's not like my fantasy. It's just like something that I came out after like a lot of drinking. Yes, you have to believe me. Do you hear that? Iris, I don't know. Jack. Do you remember when you were in the bathtub forcing me to feed you the toes? Uh? No, I don't remember that. I'm not really should have happened. Actually, you asked me too, and you had opened your mouth saying the airplane's coming in the hangar. I didn't. I
didn't really say that, did I? Yes, yes you did, and Iris, you complied. Yeah, I mean I thought it was a joke for a little bit. But when he started clapping his hands and saying Mommy, Mommy, I realized it was not a joke anymore. I mean, but I think that you're just as much at fault as Jack's because you're encouraging this. I mean, you're the one that's filling out his fantasies, making the airplane noises, putting breadsticks
into his mouth. Oh, I think it was I don't know you a little bit of a memory came back there for a second. Okay. But here's the positive thing about this, Iris. You did like him, and this was a lot to pull out on a first date. But now all the cards are on the table. I mean, there's there's no more surprises if you guys go out on another date exactly. But this point, Iris, I think it's appropriate if I ask, would mommy like to see baby one more? Fine? We'll pay for Can you stop it?
For you old babies getting glumpy? Sounds like Jeffrey's also lived out your fantasy before Jack. So you know you're a good company. No, you're just gave me some really good ideas. Jack's from future of my dating career. I'm hanging up right now. No, don't go leave, we're just playing. Yeah, Iris, will you go out with him? Again. You know I'm gonna have to pass on another date, but I'm just sure there's another mommy out there for him. Jack's I'm sorry.
I actually feel bad for you. You got a little embarrassed you didn't get a date. Okay, No, you know what we're gonna do for you, Jack. We're gonna open up the text line right now, text into seven eight five nine two. Are there any mommies out there that want to airplane feed? Jack's inside the bathtub again, you guys, it's not my fantasy. So like you can have phone with this, but like I'm letting you know, I don't even remember most of it, So brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
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