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Second Date Update: Mom's Car Is MIA

Sep 13, 202318 min
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After trying to get a date for weeks, one of our listeners finally got a chance... But now, after one dinner he’s out THOUSANDS of dollars.

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Speaker 1

Second date up dated.

Speaker 2

Whether we want to admit it or not, Guys usually have a type when it comes to dating. Yes, maybe you're into brainy girls or sporty types, or ones with really large hands that can open the pickle jars that you can't.

Speaker 3

I want to beat that girl too.

Speaker 2

But one of our listeners, Zach, is back on with us today. He's actually been on the show before for a second date. Clearly he has a specific type that's kind of unusual. He's attracted to beautiful women. Oh, unably beautiful, isn't.

Speaker 4

That right, Zack?

Speaker 5

Unattainable for most, not for me?

Speaker 6

Okay, yeah, and you're so humble you say that.

Speaker 2

But last time you were on with us, Zach, you were trying to date a flight attendant for a private jet that your buddy's rented. Zach, can I remember that the girl didn't want to go out with you at the end into that.

Speaker 5

Right, right?

Speaker 3

Is it? You're putting him in his place?

Speaker 6

I hear you.

Speaker 3

Yeah.

Speaker 2

Well, you know we're here for you though, because apparently he's found a brand new unattainable woman that he wants to track down.

Speaker 3

Who'd you meet this time?

Speaker 5

The beautiful girl named Taylor? I met her on not like the average dating app, one of the higher end ones, you know. But let me actually pull up her bio so I can kind of fill you guys in you know. Yeah, it says she's looking for something real, doesn't always respond on the app, so feel free to d m me on IG. And then she spends a lot of time in my hometown and in Vegas. I noticed she's a model. She models like she's wearing these fancy outfits riding horses,

and those outfits are not made for riding horses. Let me tell you that.

Speaker 3

It sounds like maybe a photo shoot. Yeah right, I mean I hope model. Right.

Speaker 4

Yeah.

Speaker 6

I feel like we're pretty far into this and we haven't quite gotten to her personality or like your connection.

Speaker 1

I mean, no one really cares about any of that broke Yeah.

Speaker 3

She does. She cares very much about that.

Speaker 6

I mean, she gets hit up non stop, probably by men looking for dates.

Speaker 3

Why did she go out with you out of out of everybody?

Speaker 1

Try not to take that as an insult.

Speaker 6

I mean, honestly, it sounds like she probably gets inundated.

Speaker 5

Well, to be honest, I really think it's my persistence, you know, Like we've been chatting for a few months now.

Speaker 3

Oh wow, wow? Is she responding in those last in these last couple of months or.

Speaker 5

She's responded like five to ten percent of the time.

Speaker 2

Oh okay, Well she sounds like a busy woman. It's all the horseback modeling and takes.

Speaker 1

A lot of time.

Speaker 3

How did you get to know her when she's responding so little?

Speaker 5

So we've actually met up?

Speaker 3

Oh you did?

Speaker 1

Oh?

Speaker 5

Yeah, I noticed she was back home the app lets you see the locate.

Speaker 6

Oh that seems dangerous, just like when when you're in town.

Speaker 2

Yeah, if you could tell, people will be like, this is a person's a mile away?

Speaker 1

Yeah, within five miles something?

Speaker 3

Really, where did you guys go?

Speaker 4

What did you do?

Speaker 5

So? I just sent her a text. I was like, made dinner reservations for two at this five star place? Would you like to go?

Speaker 1

Okay?

Speaker 5

And she was like yes, but I'm warning you I'm a little stressed out. And we sit down for dinner. Get this she starts to cry, Oh she's really sad. Yeah, And then I realized the reason she's been stressed out lately is because she doesn't have a car anymore.

Speaker 1

And do you know why does you said anymore.

Speaker 4

Yeah, is it like gone or is in the shop?

Speaker 5

She didn't want to go in the detail. She was like, that doesn't matter. I just don't have one anymore. I'm like she was explaining, like the reason she's stressed out is not just because she lost the cars, because she can't get to her shoes and it's affecting her career.

Speaker 3

That sucks.

Speaker 6

I am a little concerned about the next thing that happens.

Speaker 1

Why what happens?

Speaker 3

You guys don't see what shot and needs something? Yeah, you don't see what she's setting him up for.

Speaker 5

Sounds like a nice lady, so you guys know where this is going. Basically told me she would like for me to help her, uh well, to buy her a car.

Speaker 3

They can get this done.

Speaker 1

Specify a new car. She just said, a car.

Speaker 3

That's reasonable.

Speaker 5

Like, I'm not. I'm not going to buy her a car the birthday. I just let her borrow my mom's car.

Speaker 3

How long did she have it for?

Speaker 5

She's had it for a little over a week.

Speaker 3

She's had it, so she still has it.

Speaker 4

So she stole it.

Speaker 5

So that's the thing. This isn't just to get a second date. I need your help to get my mom's car back to.

Speaker 4

Gosh, what did you tell your mother?

Speaker 5

My mom's on break right now, she's not back for another few days. She didn't need to know.

Speaker 4

What did you tell her? Did you tell her it was your separate car? Did you say, oh, you can borrow my mom's car.

Speaker 5

I just told her I can arrange for a car, so she thinks it's yours.

Speaker 3

Did you give her a time limit? Did you give her a time limit?

Speaker 5

She said it was just going to be a couple of dates, and now it's in a week.

Speaker 3

Wait, does it is the location thing on the app still working? Because now I think we do need to find her.

Speaker 5

I know what you guys are thinking and how it seems, but like we text back and forth quite a bit since our dinner. Like it's not that she had stole it or anything. We're still in It's just kind of awkward to be like, YO, give me my car back.

Speaker 2

Thanks for putting the responsibility on us to get this done for you and your mom.

Speaker 4

By the way, the reason why.

Speaker 2

Is weird the girls don't agree is because he looks good right now.

Speaker 4

He doesn't want to blow it and say this wasn't my car.

Speaker 5

Yeah, you guys don't have to let her know it's my mom's car, like, don't blow my cover.

Speaker 3

All right, she doesn't look at the insurance.

Speaker 5

You guys don't have to worry about that. She already told me she's not much of a reader.

Speaker 1

All right, Well, we'll come back.

Speaker 2

We'll call beautiful tailor for you, and we'll try and get you another.

Speaker 1

Date and hopefully get your mom's car back. Update right after this second date update.

Speaker 2

Today, we're trying to figure out where in the world is mom's borrowed car because he offered to let his date Taylor, who's an Instagram model by the way, borrow it so that she could get to her photo shoots more easily.

Speaker 4

And I think she's more than an Instagram think she's like a real life model.

Speaker 2

They met over Instagram, though, which is you know, it's a very generous thing for him to do without his mom's permission. First, The problem is that was a week ago and Zach has not gotten the car back yet.

Speaker 1

He also wants another date with her too.

Speaker 3

I couldnot believe he was to go out again with her.

Speaker 4

So the borderline fell in at this point.

Speaker 3

The situation is he's the one that let her borrow is. Yeah, he's not doing anything wrong. He hasn't even asked for it back yet.

Speaker 2

The thing is that we've been so wrapped up with the car borrowing stuff we kind of got sidetracked from asking more about the actual date in the time that they spent together, like, Zach, was there any like romantic?

Speaker 1

Was there a kiss at the end of the night or anything like that.

Speaker 5

I mean, obviously when I gave her the key, she gave me a little kiss on the cheek, all the cheek.

Speaker 7

Use you for your car, kid?

Speaker 3

Yeah, yeah, that's it.

Speaker 6

Hey, you dummy, let me give you a kiss head.

Speaker 1

Maybe maybe it was more romantic than that.

Speaker 5

All right, guys, come on, I don't like to kiss and tell, but like, it wasn't a quick one. She let it linger for a little bit.

Speaker 1

I'm sorry, I think.

Speaker 2

Really, what's happening here is the people in this room are jealous.

Speaker 3

So I wish I had my mom's car to drive around.

Speaker 4

Yeah, and I wish I had a beautiful woman borrowing my parents' car.

Speaker 2

Alexis wishes that she had a guy that would let her drive their cars after she crashes all hers.

Speaker 5

Let me just say this, jealousy is the purest form of flattery. So from the bottom of my heart, thank you all so much.

Speaker 3

You know what, I'm sure it's gonna work out great.

Speaker 2

We're going into this with a lot of positivity. Let's call Taylor, try and get your mom's car back, and then also get you a date with this smoking hot girl.

Speaker 5

Okay, this is exciting. I haven't spoken to her since the date, so it's kind of cool.

Speaker 8

Oh, Claire, Hey is this Taylor?

Speaker 7

Missus Taylor?

Speaker 1

Hey Taylor, Taylor.

Speaker 2

I hope you're not driving right now. You're on a radio show with a team called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 5

Oh.

Speaker 7

I usually take the calls through my agent.

Speaker 1

Oh no, we just.

Speaker 4

Want an interview please. You have the hottest model in the industry.

Speaker 2

We're not looking to book you for anything, but we did hear that you're a model from one of our listeners that you went on a date with recently.

Speaker 7

This isn't about hiring me for a job.

Speaker 3

No.

Speaker 6

Models are actually pretty useless in radio. Can't see much, you know, our listeners can't.

Speaker 4

Yeah, exactly, so your.

Speaker 3

Beautiful looks would be wasted here.

Speaker 1

What we're doing is something called a second date update.

Speaker 2

That's where we have listeners email the show if they're trying to get a hold of somebody they went out with.

Speaker 1

So you recently went out with the guy named Zach.

Speaker 7

I'm sorry, Wait, remind me who Zach is again?

Speaker 1

You you went on a date with him about a week ago.

Speaker 3

He said that you were stressed out and you showed up and you were crying.

Speaker 7

Wait, give me more.

Speaker 1

Whoa you don't remember crying on all your dates?

Speaker 7

I mean, I just look, I really don't have a whole lot of time. It has been very stressful for me lately. So I just We've heard.

Speaker 2

That Zach has a fleet of cars that he owns, and I think that you may be.

Speaker 1

Driving one of them.

Speaker 5

Yeah.

Speaker 7

No, I I believe that I do have a car of his.

Speaker 6

Okay, now we know who Zach is.

Speaker 7

Okay thoughts, Yeah, no, I still need this car.

Speaker 3

I met on the date. Like what you thought of him?

Speaker 6

Like, he's obviously a really like giving caring dude to let you use one of his cars.

Speaker 7

No, he's he's great. Okay, this is anything else you needed?

Speaker 1

Yeah, this is way more challenging than I thought it was gonna be.

Speaker 2

So maybe it would just be easier if we had Zach talk to you directly because he's on the other line right now.

Speaker 1

I wanted to talk to you.

Speaker 5

Hi, Taylor, how's it going. How's the car?

Speaker 2

Oh?

Speaker 3

Hi?

Speaker 7

Yeah, it's good.

Speaker 5

Good. If you ever get confused about like any of the features, you know, I can always come over help out show you like see.

Speaker 6

I'm good.

Speaker 7

I'm just I'm sorry. I've been so busy, Like it's just like slammed over here for sure. I don't understand. Why didn't you just phone me right? Why are we dealing with a radio station, Like none of this makes any sense.

Speaker 5

Well, you know, I've been texting you. They probably got lost in the cloud. I hadn't heard from you. These guys are actually my friends. They just happened to be really famous radio star. So I was like, let me just get the homies and call you with them.

Speaker 4

Yeah, Zach, a lot of famous people.

Speaker 3

Yeah, yeah, homies. What's up?

Speaker 7

Yeah?

Speaker 3

No, Zach and I and us we all go way.

Speaker 5

Back, way back.

Speaker 7

I mean, like I told them, this is just like been the worst week ever. And you know what, Actually, I'm glad you called because my last shoot, someone walked off with my bag and I loved that bag. And all of my stuff in it. And I know this like really great place that does like an amazing discount on louis what you now? She's asking you out of Wait, why are you involving yourself in this?

Speaker 5

Because you wouldn't come on. Guys. First, the car trouble that she had, and now her bag, that's like a lot for anyone to go through. Let's just try to be in her shoes, right, Yeah, actually.

Speaker 3

She likes the red bottoms.

Speaker 7

Look, I don't know what you guys are talking about. Almost all of my up is in Vegas right now. I'm like kind of stranded here, like I don't have any of my supplies, my bag is stolen, I have car trouble, like and you guys need like no pity.

Speaker 6

Zach said that you're from here. You don't have any friends or family to help you out. I mean this is a guy that you literally didn't know who we were talking about two minutes ago.

Speaker 5

She's just bad with names, I bet guys, that's all it is.

Speaker 7

Oh, oh yeah, okay, you know what, I really don't have time for this.

Speaker 5

I am very stressed out.

Speaker 7

I've got a lot of my plates. So, Zach, are we doing the bag thing or not, because my schedule is like super packed and I need to like figure out what's happening.

Speaker 5

Of course we're going to do the back. I apologize for these guys. They don't understand, you know, like guys, how expensive can luggage be? Like I inherited a lot of like bags from my dad.

Speaker 3

Oh so maybe you have what you could just borrow?

Speaker 1

Yeah? Yeah, just like an old Samson I like from ten years ago.

Speaker 3

Leather side.

Speaker 7

I'm allergic to dust, so I really need new clean things in my life.

Speaker 4

Suitcase.

Speaker 3

It's weird.

Speaker 6

The car, I will say, Zack, it's not that bad of a trade if you get the car back and then buy her a bag.

Speaker 7

I mean, wait, I need this. I still need this car. I didn't say any came about giving the car back.

Speaker 6

What before? Right?

Speaker 1

He might need it back, though.

Speaker 5

Taylor, Like for real, I was thinking, like by Wednesday, the car should be back.

Speaker 7

Why don't you have another car? I mean you came in a different car.

Speaker 5

I mean I got a fleet of cars. I don't know if you heard my homie safe, but you know it's I need them back. You know, we could actually do dinner again.

Speaker 7

To look, I really might need this car. I think it's a week two of the most nothing.

Speaker 1

That's pretty simple, Zach. You could swing that right.

Speaker 5

Shoot, you know, yeah, obviously, honey, of course I could make that work for you.

Speaker 2

Oh god, Okay, guys, don't.

Speaker 7

Listen to these losers. You're just sad.

Speaker 2

She's probably allergic to gift cards. They were in our in our prize closet. It's pretty dusty and the dusty gift cards.

Speaker 5

Yeah, so gift cards. I haven't used those in years, but I didn't even know they still made those things ever.

Speaker 4

Since you got that black card, you don't to worry about it.

Speaker 3

We didn't get a second date lesson.

Speaker 1

Yeah, no, so you got it.

Speaker 2

Sounds like you're gonna go out one more time, right, Taylor, we have that locked in.

Speaker 7

I think the day may have to float depending on like my schedule and when I got four. It keeps changing by the minute.

Speaker 2

But yeah, that's understandable totally, but uh, you to work it out.

Speaker 1

I feel like this has been a success.

Speaker 2

We set out to find out where the car was, get him another day, and now we've done that, plus added a new luxury bag into the mix.

Speaker 3

And for the first time ever, we don't got to pay for dinner.

Speaker 1

Yeah, look, Jeffrey in the morning. You know, beautiful women get a bad rap?

Speaker 3

Did they? This last five minutes didn't help.

Speaker 1

I'm that women have tough lives too. She's just lucky to.

Speaker 2

Find a compassionate, kind giving person like Zach to help rescue her from her squalor.

Speaker 3

Yeah.

Speaker 1

We should all aspire to be more like him.

Speaker 6

Yeah, and it proves that men are very trustworthy and not gullible or easy to manipulate it all.

Speaker 2

And look to anybody texting in right now saying oh, you guys are horrible.

Speaker 1

How could you let her take advantage of him? You must stop that.

Speaker 2

Yeah, Zach is a grown man who can make his own decisions, and he wants to do this. He is one hundred percent into her. It's not our position to tell him who to date who not to date.

Speaker 4

I feel like even if we read him the thousands of texts coming in saying run, he still wouldn't.

Speaker 6

Know what to do.

Speaker 2

You love, and if you can't deal with him being happy, then maybe you need to look at yourself in the say who can I convince to let me borrow their car?

Speaker 3

That's what it is.

Speaker 4

That's what it is. You're the problem.

Speaker 2

We're the problem, right, but we can help fix you and all your problems if you email the showy or.

Speaker 3

Give Alexis your credit card number. Is having some troubles, It's been really tough on me.

Speaker 2

You're open to helping you in any way possible. Just email the show we'll call that person wasn't calling

Speaker 3

You back, brooking Jeffrey in the morning

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