Second Date Update: Mexican Walkout

On the phone right now, Brett, did you tip fifteen percent? Twenty percent? What's what's customary for a pay for dates still service? Right? I mean, alexis you take money for dates? What would you accept as a tip? You'll answer that? Really? I mean the pack to the guy on the Okay, that's all right, we can talk to Brett. Brett. How's it going? Man? Hey, how are you guys doing? Brett? It's sound like you hired an escort service for a date. There's nothing wrong with it? Is that? What is that?

What happened? It was like a website I went to and there is ladies on it and I picked one. You get Okay, I'll tell you why she's not calling you back because you didn't pay for another date. This isn't she's not going to fall in love with you. Yeah, I know. I think you guys are misunderstanding. It's not like that. It's like one of those dating sites where you have to pay a monthly. Oh, you're just You're just paying a subscription to a dating site. It's called

a membership. Yeah, is a lot different could have led with that one. This just got a whole lot less interesting, But I guess we'll keep going. Brett, So tell us about the girl that you met on this dating site what's her name? Names page? Okay, and she was like so hot it made me never want to go back to the free dating sites ever again. Okay, so this was your first match? Yeah, this match and I talked

to her online. We had a nice conversation. I asked her about like what kind of foods you like to eat, and we had the same taste of food, which is basically like Mexican food. So that's good your food in common. Well, you're feeling like you're getting there's money's worth for the subscription if it's already matching up this quickly I don't know. I feel like I could walk on the street and meet someone that likes Mexican foods. You know, all right, so you have Mexican in common. What do you guys

do for your date? So we go to a restaurant, Um, Mexican restaurant, and you are so what a transition. It wasn't like a casual one. It was one of those fancy Mexican restaurants. Were like, you're paying twenty dollars for a taco and you're like, I don't know why. Yeah, cheese, that's classy, dude. How did that go? Oh? Well, I guess it went kind of weird. Um. So when she showed up, she just looked so amazing. She was so beautiful, and so, I don't know, maybe I was kind of

nervous talking to her. Why do you say that? Well, so like it seemed okay when we first started talking, she seemed a little quiet, but then as the night went on, her mood started changing and it almost seemed like she got upset or something was bothering her. She just seemed like sad. I'm not exactly sure. Was there anything specific you guys were talking about that would fall into the sad realm relatives like a childhood pet you had to put down or something. I'm just saying, I'm

just asking. It's a good question. That's a good question. Was the conversation leading her down that sadness path? No, we just started talking about normal stuff like travel and like animals, and then she just kept getting more and more quiet. I mean, maybe there's a thing going on in her life that you don't know about, right, Yeah, I mean I assume. At one point I even asked it if everything was okay, and she didn't really say anything. Oh, that's not a good sign. That means it's okay. How

did you wrap it up? So? I ordered dessert and she leaves before the dessert comes. So I just sit there by myself and I eat both desserts. WHOA she walked out in the middle of it. That's kind Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, so like she basically she just said, I'm not into this anymore. Wow. She goes to get up, and I'm like, I can't, I can't leave. I just ordered dessert, but she leaves anyway, WHOA, did you ask the dating website for a refund on you?

I should? Yeah, Well, I'm looking back on the whole night. That's so weird. What do you think could have possibly gone wrong? I don't know, do I? I mean? I think I look like my pictures? Did my breath stay? Yeah? Sometimes I put my foot in my mouth, But I don't know it. Like literally, I just love that this is men's over analyzing of a date because if it was me that this happened too, I would have eighty six reasons why they weren't calling him back. Yeah, I

don't know. I think my I tied my tie a little bit, yea left. Yeah, I don't know. It's not like she was in a bad mood the whole way through, but yeah, I think it's got worse and worse as the date went on. Yeah, are you mad? Like do you want an explanation? Or do you want to go out with her again? Well? Yeah, she's hot, so yeah I want to go out with Yeah. Stupid I forgot treating people with kindness and respect wasn't on the table. Yeah, but you're hoping to figure out what it was that

set her off basically made her leave. I don't know. I want you guys to figure it out if you can. Oh yeah, that's why you emailed us. Huh, maybe we should do our jobs. Okay, let's do that. We're gonna play a song. We'll come back. We'll call Page for you and try and get your second date update. All right, thank you if you're just tuning in for the second

date update. One of our listeners, Brett, is on the phone, and I think we've all had at least one date like Brett went on recently, where you're sitting down at the table. You haven't done anything or said anything wrong, but for some reason, you just sense that it's going bad. It's Brett's date ended up leaving the restaurant before dessert even came. I mean that is so rude, Like I would only do that if someone was incredibly disrespectful or

you know, like I just can't imagine. Yes, well that's why he wants our help. Now, Brett, we've been talking for a few minutes now, kind of like we're on a date. How do you feel like this is going Do you hear us getting quieter? Does Brook, Alexis or Jose sound I'm sad talking. I think I'm going to leave right now. I saw the urge and Alexis's eyes to get up and go, well, I don't know, I don't know how hot you guys are. Wow, So that's

all that matters to you. That's a good point. I forgot to point out that Brett's date was extremely hot, so he's desperate to find some answers. Say, three quarters of the room is hot. You guess who the ugly one that your going to give it? Only to Alexis? Oh yeah, and that's only by comparison because she's young. You alright, we're gonna stop focusing on how hot we all are, okay, although it's really fun to do. Instead, let's just do your second date update. I'm gonna dial

Page's number right now. You ready, Okay? If you guys can help me out here, that would be great, because she, again, she's very hot. That yeah, thank you for the remind there. Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Page. This is she? Who's this? Hi? Page? My name is Jeffrey from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. How are you doing? Um? I'm okay. What is this about? This is about a second date update? Have you ever

heard of that? Um? I don't know. Maybe it's a segment that we do on the radio from time to time. It's where if you go out with every day. But okay, well a day is a time. How are you trying to undermine me? Here we go trying to make sure she understands. But Paige, the reason that we're calling you is because you went out with somebody recently and they've been trying to get a hold of you but have had a hard time getting in touch and they're hoping

to figure out why. Okay, you had a pretty dramatic exit on the date, so I'm guessing you're going to remember. I don't know. According to this person, you're very hot, so I assume that you have a lot of days. Can you confirm that you were hot? Please? Wait? What is going on? What do I need to do? All right, I'm just gonna tell you we got an email about you from a guy named Brett. Oh okay, yeah, I remember that. That was actually last week okay, Yeah, And

so Brett told us about the date. From his perspective, how do you feel like it went not great? It seems like more than not great. Yeah, we like, did he do something rude or did he say something to offend you? I don't know. I was just I was disappointed. I guess the reason why we ask is because Brett told us it seemed like you got quieter and quieter as the night went on to the point where you guys were barely talking. Oh so he's just been talking about me. Well, he was giving us his side of

the date. Remember we're trying to figure out what went wrong. Yeah, okay, yeah, No, it's just weird that he's just like talking or like spreading whatever his perspective of me is. Um, I nearly know him. But the whole point is that he had a really nice time up to the point when you decided to leave. That's good. I don't know. I'm just not very happy with him, So I guess, Okay, what

did he do? I mean? The problem is is if you're unhappy, he honestly has no idea what he did wrong, So he can't like connective behavior or apologize for something that he doesn't know about. I don't know. I don't really believe that he doesn't know what was wrong, at least at this point, Like, so you feel like it was something pretty obvious. Yeah, he's an idiot then, because

he has no idea, I actually believe him on that part. Yeah, most of us dudes are idiot, so and he'd really appreciate if you could tell us what the problem was so that we could pass it along to him and that way he can be less of an idiot on future. I mean, okay, Well, like honestly, I do get asked out like a lot, so sometimes I have to like leave through guys and I take a chance on someone

and like, you know, hopefully something will work out. Yes, And I ended up like not doing plans with some friends that I had because it was my twenty fifth birthday weekend. Actually like that weekend, I like, happy birthday, thank you, And I skipped out on some plans with my friends so I could go on a date because I thought a birthday date hell yeah, like that'll be great.

But he didn't know it was my birthday weekend. Like I don't understand how he did a look at my profile and see that these are the dates, Like he asked me out, like he should have been aware. Did you actually tell him that it was your birthday weekend or it's just on the website. No, I just assumed he would put two and two together, Like I figured you wanted to ask me out this weekend so he

could like impress me. Wait, hold on, you skip birthday celebrations with your friends to go out with the guy you'd never met, and then you were mad at him for not well because she thought he'd spoil her for her birthday, and then he didn't. He took her out to a nice dinner. What didn't you want the first date? I mean he should have had least brought flowers or something,

and maybe like a little gift or something. Just I don't know, Like you, are you being a serious like you honestly expect a guy you've never met to buy this? I would be creep. I'll tell you on other social media figured out it was your birthday? If I knew it was your birthday in a heartbeat. But if you didn't make you didn't tell him. You never talked to

him about it. I didn't have to. If he had a brain, he could have seen him on my profile, Like, yeah, he didn't look past the pictures on the web dating science? What it could have been his birthday? Did you know that? Did you look at his profile? Do you know where his birthday is? Let me ask you something, page, how do you know that Brett wasn't waiting until after dessert to give you your birthday fiers in your seventeen birthday gifts.

Oh maybe he had a mariachi band in the wings, just waiting to come out and say he's going to bring you in with a stretch. Lima, what did he tell you he was going to do that? You didn't tell me that, But I'm I'm willing to ask him if he was going to do that, because I need to tell you Page. Brett's on the other line listening and wants to wish you a very happy birthday. Are you there, Brett? Happy surprise? We do that? Guy? Wow? Yeah,

I know I knew. I knew it was your birthday. Oh, they were going to bring out the plan with candles in it, but you left before the plan to come out. You know, you're ruined. You ruined your own birthday. Do you really expect me to believe that? Seriously? Come on, like, I'm not that stupid. I know, I don't. I want to get to know you exactly how stupid you are. Page. Come on, go easy on this, dude. I mean I

thought I did go easy on him. I mean I waited through dinner like I kind of wanted to bail earlier, but I didn't. So you're just gonna have like this long history of just hard relationships because you don't tell people what your expectations are. Yeah, and you assume guys just like no things. We don't know anything, page anything, don't expect anything from us. Sure, I mean, Brett, if you would have known it was her birthday, let's replay the day, what would you have done differently? That's a

good one. What would I have done differently? All sorts of saying it was a present? And gifts of all different kinds. You want me to to put you on hold so you can think about it, and I'll bring you back gold, not even jewelry, just your gold. I smelt this. I mean, what do you think has a man ever given you gold before? Maybe? Okay, I mean Brett, are you still interested? She's I mean, Paige, no offense for your a little high maintenance, call me maintenance man. Let's

go out again? All right? I'm starting to sense a little bit of chemistry here now, So maybe this is the right time to ask, Paige, would you like to go out with Brett one more time? And will pay for it? You can replay your birthday and do it the right way. I will say, it's like double birthday. This guy is definitely shown up with a gift this time. What do you say, Paige, But why? Like why It's because it's what you want. Yeah, he's he finally knows what you want and then he wants to give that

to you. That's how relationships were really communication the birthday cake. Brett's gonna show you why. I just have a few more guys that have asked me out, and I'm kind of just going in a different direction. I think I'm back in the back of the line and see him two months. I'll give you the cash equivalent of the date they paid for. Now you're just paid for. You've already paid for the for the dating subscription, dude, don't

keep paying you. Guys have to see her. She has the right to act this way if I'm gonna be I did forget that. I'm sorry. That was my bad breath, badly Brett. I'm so sorry, dude. Dude, every day from now on, just act like one and bring as many. Yeah, always have a birthday cake in the trunk. Justin Broke and Jeffrey in the morning, going on a first date on your actual birthday. Yes, is that something you guys would be doing? Bad idea? And she canceled on her

girlfriends to go out of the state. Yeah, no, terrible idea. You're always going to have more fun with your girlfriends. It seems like a guaranteed awkward night. Yes, amen, really, I mean maybe if you were invited to someone's big birthday party as a first date. Alexis is like what their code press? I like, how much? What's he doing for me? What restaurant are we going to be going to? Then we'll talk. I feel like I would rather celebrate my birthday alone than do it with a stranger, because

you would rather celebrate a lot of things alone. In fact, I do do that because at least there's no one there to witness it. When I cry after making birthday love Okay, Okay, I get a load a loon, but you know what, I still do it. Happy birthday to me. Okay, don't worry. Okay, it's my birthday. Okay, But if you want to get a second day at update and not cry, email the show and we'll call the person who wasn't calling you back. We just learned a lot no, forget it. Delete, delete, delete