Second day. Today, we have an old friend back on the show Friends. It's a guy who did a second date with us a couple of years ago, named Matt. Okay, he's reached out to us once again, hoping we can be the soothing ointment to rub over his romantic love burns. Last time he was on the show, Matt got rejected after learning his date made out with a hotter looking batman at the movie theaters. Oh I remember, Matt, I remember you. That's a very specific thing. Yeah, yeah, that
was pretty memorable, Matt. Were there any costumes involved this time around? Not this time. No, I left my caps hanging up at the bat Cavett jokes. I'm so curious what made you call us back? Because if I remember right, that was a terrible ending that we had. I mean, like the girl was kind of a jerk. Well, he can't keep a good man down. Hey, yeah, she thinks she's some bane and can break me, toss me down this big hole. No, I'll climb out. Okay, the dark
cat rises again. All right, here are we on too? Now? What's the new lady's name? So, her name's Kelsey. Okay, where do we meet her online? Okay? And did you have a good connection with her right from the beginning or yeah, right from the beginning. Normally I have a pickup line. Yeah, it used to work all the time, or well for me all the time. Is like it worked like one. Yeah that's a successor than most people. What are we working with here? So I used to say, hey,
you're like a credit card because you have my interest? Yes, okay that she did you respond to that? So I did something else, you know, I really want wanted to get her attention. So I thought about it, and I came up with a new line. Okay, would you get would you go with? So I said, you're like Whifi because we have a connection. Okay, Really it worked right because she responded. Kelsey thought it was funny. All right, dude, that's exciting. So did you ask her? I like, where'd
you guys go? Would you do? I asked her she wanted to get some Asian food if she likes that kind of stuff? Said yeah, Plus it's broad because there's a million different things. Yeah, totally. If she says no to that, then don't even go on to day exactly for real. So like we're out, like we have funny banner immediately, and we're kind of teasing each other giving it back. And when you say Asian food, in my mind, I think of like Chinese food, Hi food, so it's
a large content. But she thought, like Asian food just meant sushi automatically, and they didn't have any sushi. And I wanted to be a nice guy, so I just said, look, this isn't the way I roll, but we could just hang out and make a night of this. What do you mean I don't roll? Yeah? Yeah, I just said, hey, no more, mister rice guy. Everybody understood that one. All right, he's got a whole set. Now can we focus on the day with with Kelsey jokes aside? How was the
connection connectually? Was great? Like I said, we had a lot of chemistry. We're going back and forth. And then like it was kind of funny because I thought the restaurant was way too hot. She thought it was way too cold, and so she went to go to the bathroom, and I thought it would be hilarious if I would order us two frozen margaritas. So when the time she get back, I could roll up my season like, oh man,
it's so hot in here. I got us margaritaturant Margarita such a weird Okay, they thought it was weird when I requested it. By the just do it. It's for a joke. You'll get it. Everyone will laugh. It'll be hilarius. Okay she did. She just die of laughter. I don't think she really got it first specificained. So the rest of the night, it was great. We had fun. She came home with me that night. Tell us about the romance night. I'll just say that the romance happened. What
was it? What was the exit? Like? Like, did you guys talk about hanging out again the next morning? Yeah, we talked about hanging out again. She said sure, And I texted her a couple of times. I'm worried maybe like one of my jokes wasn't that funny? Or something would be too funny. I think she's intimidated by the humor. Well, but she went home with you, Okay, So how long has this been since we last spoke to her. It's been a week okay, okay, so she's obviously avoiding you
by and by. I just wonder if she just didn't think the WiFi joke was that funny. It's possible that couldn't be it. We'll play a song, we'll come back, We'll call Kelsey and try and get your second date. Update. All right, Batman, you can call me Mattman if you like. On second, when the sun goes down out and the night is upon us, young couples take to the streets of Gotham hoping to get it in. Yeah, that's what Batman says. Yeah, always told me what doesn't kill you
makes you undateable. Oh, yeah, that's what That's what he always said before he took me in at night. We're on the phone right now with a guy who wants to go be known as Mattman because he dress us up like Batman a lot. He didn't this time, though, because something much better happened. He took a girl home after dinner and an Asian restaurant with a healthy dose of humor mixed in. Yeah, it actually sounded really good. The whole night sounded pretty good. Yeah, parts of it. Yeah, yeah,
I mean for her after spending the night. Kelsey isn't calling him back now and it's been a full week, So Mattman, before we call her, I just want to give you a quick quote. Okay, okay, it's from the movie The Dark Night. It's a Harvey Dent quote before he turned evil and tries to destroy the whole city. But before he does that, he says, the night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, matt Man, the dawn is coming for you. So that's a good thing.
It might feel dark right now, okay, but good times are ahead of you. Okay, matt Man. I mean, her name is Kelsey, but I get it. I appreciated it. He doesn't mean, yeah, okay, maybe this was more confusing than helpful. Yeah, yeah, I mean, if anything, you know what's coming. You've done this before, and I don't think it can be worse than the last time you were on the phone with us. That wasn't fun. Just like Batman, just hide in the shadows and when we need you
be ready to pounce. Yeah, yeah, let's do it. I mean, she doesn't know anything about this Batman stuff unless she's snuck into my bat closet or looked underneath my bat food time. Your Batman bed sheets didn't give it away, didn't have the lights on. Bats can see in the dark. Yeah, okay, I sleep in a race cards. Just let's just call thank you. All right, let's just dial Kelsey's number. Here we go. Hello, Hey, is this Kelsey? Uh? Yeah, Mat, Yeah you may. This is Brooke and Jeffrey. Hi Kelsey
the Morning radio Show. We're excited to talk to you. Oh don't really listen to you guys. No offense, but most people don't. That's fine. Thank you for sticking that into our side. That's okay, that's all right. Yeah, we're doing something called a second Date update right now, and we're trying to help one of our listeners, Matt, get back in touch with you. Oh god, okay, all right. Yeah, you remember going out with Matt a little while ago. I mean, how could I forget? Okay, it could be
a good thing. Am I trying to be positive? Yeah? The tone of her voice doesn't sound super positive. What did you think of hanging out with Matt? Uh? You know, I went in with a really positive attitude, and it seems like we had a lot of chemistry up until
actually meeting one another. Um oh what it was just strange, like we kind of just kept getting into these like little fights and like like as if we were like our real couple already, like not on like a first date, you know, like, like, what kind of fights are you talking about? Well, he was walking so fast through the restaurants. I was like, hey, like, can you slow down. I can't walk that fast. I'm wearing heels. And he just went, I'm walking normal. And I was just walking normal. I
was just walking normal. You guys, have him on the phone. There's going to be a lot more that happened before. You could have got more info Matt if you would. Obviously Matt's been on the other one listening. He wants to talk to you, honestly. I mean maybe this would be like a teachable moment. But like you know, if a girl's wearing it heels on the date, like you're gonna have to walk at a slower pace. Yeah, I mean I walked faster on purpose because I thought it
was funny. I thought you would laugh at that. No, you know, I must have been too far behind for you to know that. I was just laughing terribly. Okay to the restaurant, No, we were all walk in. He didn't make reservation. It doesn't matter, like it's so rude to walk in front of someone. I'm trying to give a reason point is Kelsey, He was trying to be funny. It obviously wasn't to you, Like I mean, was that
the only time that that miscommunication happened. No, if that was like the thing, I'd be like, that's kind of a jerk move, Like I don't know, this is weird. And you know what, I did joke the first time because I thought he was joking, But then he like kept doing it, and that's when I got annoyed. And then he just kind of kept arguing about like the temperature in like the restaurant, and I was like, what am I like a thousand years old arguing with somebody
about like temperature. Ye told us that when we spoke to him a little bit earlier. Yeah, that is a look into like an elderly couple. But he said he did it in a creative way. And he served you a cold margharita as like a cold like it was cold enough for you. No, that was a jerk move. I was like, this is kind of like weirdly sadistic, like I was just joking, Like I even rolled up my sleeves to make it look like it was way hotter,
and like you didn't even get that part either. That's very so I mean I got it, like, you definitely committed to the bit, but maybe you have some like social awareness and you're like, I wasn't laughing. Part of you were Yeah, I don't get it though, Kelsey, like, after all of this, then you go back to his place, Like I guess I just thought it was like a one time thing, and I was still trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, which I like totally regret. Now,
why was it bad? Was it bad at his house too? Well? I mean he took a shower, and like, this man took a shower longer than any woman I've ever known. Like, I don't even know what he was doing in there. I was like, did he like pass out? Oh maybe it was going to show you his famous Batman outfit? Oh oh yes, It's already bad enough, guys, what are you doing? The conversation isn't going great already. Maybe the Batman thing could save it. Whenever you tell a woman
that he dresses up like a fictional character. He has a very realistic looking Batman costume. Oh what are you guys talking about right now? I literally have no idea at what you're saying. Well, Matt's been on our show before and and he's very into Batman and he was hoping to show you that at a later date. So let me take it from here. You take them, do you think, Mat what's going on? What are they talking about?
And I was just about to complain about you leaving a wet towel on your bed, but now this is way worse. There are some couple of fights that happened too, Like every great couple goes through this, Like, oh man, you look at like a great couple that's been through it is like a Brad Pitt and Angeline and Joee like they're divorced and it was a terrible relationship. But I think a comeback is coming for Angeline even better than the first time. Hey, Ben and jo can get
back together. Yeah see he's Batman and yeah yeah, Ben aff I was that they got it, Matt. She doesn't know the Batman stuff, so that doesn't make sense to her. I just want to be like a great couple like Batman and Robbie, Like even they had their problems, we can still get together. We could still save Gotham City together. Yeah, you can be the dynamic duo. That is a c offer there Kelsey, everyone has made like five hundred Batman references and I don't understand any of it. I don't
even like care about Batman. Oh, don't say that in front of Matt. Matt, I'm sorry, man, I think you guys aren't meant to be that well, honestly, if she's not in the Batman, I don't think I want a data Okay, I think that should be a question right from the beginning in your future dating Okay, on the profile, Yeah, you should sound effect I'm no wonder woman, but I am wondering if you would like to go on another day? Are you still asking? And you you are a wonder
woman asking? I'm throwing my lasso of truth over Kelsey. Be honest, Kelsey, you want to go out on another date with Matt Man? Well, Pa, I think the next moment of your dreams is probably a comic con or some laughing events. And fine for somebody who doesn't like superheroes, you sure know a lot about them all of a sudden. I mean, I know a lot of nerds, so little Kelsey, you should start asking like the Joker, because he knows how to take a joke and a clown around and
is a funny guy. There was a punchline in there somewhere, Ye, Jeffrey in the morning. I don't understand why guys who love superheroes and enjoy dressing up sometimes don't get second dates anymore. Oh hey, that's what you take that has to keep his cape in the closet. Jeff do you know what it's like being kept in the closet for years about stuff? It doesn't feel good. Okay, that's not
what this was about at all. She wasn't gonna say yes even before the cape came up, but then she had to rub it in and be like, oh now, especially with the superhero stuff. She suggested that he go to comic Con, go larp and meet somebody. You should have just left it alone. And dude, you're like the worst wing man ever. I just want to say this. If you have a passion and if you have a hobby and you want to go around dressed up however you want to dress, that doesn't mean you can't also
be an amazing lover. I don't In college, they called me the flash. Okay, why and I'm assuming I don't know why. I'm thinking you don't know why. I think That's also why you guys can all hate on love. I support people like Matt and everybody else who just wants to be who they are. We support that well, okay, but when the flash just not the flash, Yeah, well I don't know what we support anymore, but I do know that if you want to get a second date, update,
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