Second Date Update: Matthew McConaughey

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completely different name. But today we actually have a first because we have someone on the phone who says they would like to go by the name Matthew McConaughey. Not only that, he told me ahead of time he'd actually like to speak in Matthew McConaughey's voice. Alright, alright, alright, so wait, really Matthew McConaughey to get possibly, I'm a little skeptical of doing this, but I'm excited. I can guarantee you he has a shirt off right now, just

just ask. Okay, let's give it a shot. Matthew McConaughey. There, I'm here baby all day. That's actually pretty a lot better. I thought you didn't even have to say all right, all right, yeah right, oh wow, I'm I don't turned off? What No, is your shirt on or off? Right? Now? Shirts off? We are ready to go? All right, I'm actually I'm starting to be a believer now, okay, so not be calling Matthew McConaughey back. Do you do you want me to call you Matthew McConaughey or mister McConaughey.

What do your friends call you? Ye? You know, my friends call me Matt, so as we're friends, you can call me Matt. So maybe before we get into what happened on your date, can I ask you why you want to stay anonymous. Well, that's a great question. I think the reason why is because I can't. A lot of my friends listen to the show, okay, and they would recognize my boys if I drop this whole Matthew McConaughey thing, don't make it. So I wanted to be real.

So I'm living in this bubble where I'm really talking to Matthew McConaughey. So I don't like it when you talk like that. I'm gonna spray you with some water. You need to calm down over there. I'm just about ready to take my shirt off, all right. Well, before this gets any weirder, maybe we should just start to ask you some questions here, matt what's the name of the woman that you went out with. Her name is Teresa, okay, and where did you meet this Teresa? So? I was

getting my haircut at a barbershop that will remain nameless. Okay, so much, And we just found out George Clooney uses the Flowbee. Okay, not too far off? All right? Was your barber? No? No, So I was getting my haircut right, getting the due right, and I saw this girl walking along the street, going inside a coffee shop and I said, matt who was that girl? I followed her into this coffee shop and I sat my caboose down on a chair and I just looked at her. So did you

approach this Teresa? Absolutely? Yeah. I was like, I have never I do not approach women like this. But he was so gorgeous, and I just walked up to her and I said, listen, baby, look at that sun. This is the last time I want to look at the sun without knowing your name. Wow, okay, what's your day? Yeah? She laughed, broke attenion, and she decided going to date. And I was absolutely excited about that. Obviously, why wouldn't you? So where does Matthew McConaughey like to take his women

for a first date? So I picked her up. We drove actually to a gaming place, you know, billiards, video games all that time. Oh man, I thought for sure you would be on a beach. I mean, but okay, all right, that's a good date. It gives this something to do, since you guys don't know each other at all, how to go? It went well. We were vibing, going back and forth, trading joke smiles, all things good, playing

a little game of pool, though I did. You know, I'm a strong guy and not gonna lie, and I hit the billiard ball a little too hard, okay, and it kind of jabbed her right in the shoulder. There o what you hit her with a ball from the pool table. That's right, yea, as women would love to get hit by one of Matthew McConaughey's balls. That one, that's sound was really painful, you know what. It gave me an opportunity though, to comfort her, which was great.

It's hard for me to take this date serious, say like like, that's fine, great, but I heard your real boy, I'd be like, you messed up. So we're able to salvage it. After the ball fiasco, Yeah, we went outside and I planned one honor. I'm not gonna lie. She received it well, she received it well. It was weird. I don't know she did she kiss you back? Like, yeah, I don't know. It's been a long time since Brooke had a first kiss. She doesn't remember. Normal people say,

is it a good kiss? But yeah, that's normal. Yeah, I'm talking to I'm flustered. I'm talking to Matthew. How was the kiss? Man? Oh man? Great question? It was like all the lights on the street turned green. You know what I mean? It was a go go moment. I don't know what you mean. I'm altering hallucinogenic type of the kids. It was like butterscotch on the side of a hot day. You know what I mean. That doesn't make sense, but if you think about it too hard,

but it sounds good. Butter scot sounds good to me. Why do you think she's not calling you back? I have no idea. Maybe that Billier ball kind of knocked something loose. I don't know her shoulder loose. I don't can use the arm arm to dial. All right, Matt, well, this is really fun. You just you hold tight, Okay, you do your Matthew McConaughey thing for a while, because we're gonna play a song. We'll come back. We'll call Theresa for you, and we'll try and get your second

date update. All right, alright, alright, alright, hold on, man. We're getting tons of text to seven eighty five nine two right now. A lot of our listeners are convinced this is the real Matthew McConaughey on the phone. It's pretty good. If you're just tuning in for the second

eight update. One of our listeners wanted to stay anonymous so his buddies don't recognize him, but instead of just bleeping his name or using a different one, he wanted to go by Matthew McConaughey and actually speak in Matthew McConaughey's voice, and not only that, describe his date as if Matthew McConaughey were on it. It's been amazing. I'm very, very impressed. But Matthew McConaughey met a woman named Teresa recently when he spotted her across the street, followed her

into a coffee shop and asked her out. Ended up taking her to a gaming hall where they played air hockey and billiards. By the end of the night, he did manage to get a kiss Before we call her. I need to know, Matthew McConaughey, what name should I say contacted us when I get her on the phone, because it'd be awkward if I said a guy doing a Matthew McConaughey pressure wants to get a hold of you. You can just tell her my name is matt If that works, is that what she'll know you as? Yeah?

How would she know Matt. My real name is Matt and the voice I'm doing is Matthew. Okay, so you're getting closer and closer to being the real thing. Yeah, can I ask what are you going to talk in the Matthew McConaughey voice when it's your turn to talk to her. We'll see how it goes. It's going to be a surprise. Oh, okay, definitely saying yes to this date. All right, Matt, I'm gonna dial Tersa's a number if you're ready. Good to go? Okay, here we go. Hello. Hi?

Is this Teresa? Yeah? Who's this? Hid? So? My name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. How are you doing? Um? Fine? Sorry? Who's this? I'm Jeffrey. I work on a morning radio show and we're doing a segment on our show called a second Date Update. Have you ever heard of those before? I know. It's a segment that we do on our show to

help people with their dating lives. Basically, if you go out with someone and afterwards, if that person's not calling you back, you can email us and we'll call them for you to try and help them figure out the reason why they're not getting a call back. Okay, that makes sense. Yeah. So the reason why I'm calling you is because we got an email from a guy named Matt and he's trying to get a hold of you. Okay, yeah you remember then, Oh yeah, yeah, of course that's

pretty that's pretty recent. Yeah right, you guys went out and played pool and stuff. Yeah, so he told you about the dates then, Yeah, I mean he gave us a lot of the details and said that he met you at a coffee shop and then you ended up going to a gaming hall played a bunch of games, and he in a very descriptive way of describing the kiss, but he said it was very good. Do you agree with him on all that? Sure, I mean it was it was a fine kiss. Um. This is so weird.

Did you like him? I mean, were you into him? Well? The thing about Matt, I mean, so he approached me in a coffee shop and yeah, he was really nice. Like that's what like struck me. I'm usually not one to sort of say yes or give my number out to a random guy who like approaches me, you know, in public, I mean speaking to him, just in the in the little bit that we have he sounds very charming.

He had some line that like was definitely what I haven't heard before, something that like, I don't want to look at the sun without knowing your name. It was very sweet, and he came off very genuine. I mean, if that was sweet, he must be really hot. Yeah, he was a good looking guy. Yeah, it sounds like part of his game is to confuse women that they don't know what to do except go out with him.

It's working very effective. Well, you got the date, so yeah, So the whole reason that we do this is because you're obviously not reaching out to him afterwards, and he's trying to figure out the reason why. Um, he was really free at the coffee shop. But I just gotta say, like when we went on the date, it felt like he was just trying way too hard. He likes to do kind of voices and impression. Really didn't notice. Yeah, that didn't sound doesn't sound like him. He may have

done an impression or two for us. Oh well then you know, I mean he does quite a few, and you know it's a funny party trick. But he kind of was doing them all night. But maybe I mean to give him a break to reason. Maybe he's just nervous because he did say a lot of really nice things about you, and so maybe he was just you know, when you get caught in that cycle of like wanting to impress someone that sometimes it backfires. I don't think

I've ever done that when I want to impress someone. Well, but that's his go too, right, that's a security blanket. It makes him feel like maybe she'll think I'm funny or something. Is that the Chelsey's talented, Like it's impressive. We're all like an awe honestly, yeah, I mean the voice that he did for us was Matthew McConaughey, and we were all we were all blown away. Did you

hear that one? Yeah? I heard that one. If there was one moment where he um, he accidentally sort of hit a billiard ball in it and it hit me and he came up and he like asked if I was all right? All right? All right? That was after I've been spending a lot in my evening already with Matthew McConaughey, and I was like, when is matt gonna arrive? You know? Wait? So he did. He did Matthew McConaughey a lot on your date too, he did. He also did a fair amount of Kim Gun wait, the fashion

guy from Project Runway. Yes, from Project Runway. Okay, those are two very different people. Yeah. I was good at it. He was pretty good at it. But you know, I would be asking something like about his family, like are you close with your family? And I get an answer that was in the voice of Kim Gun And it was just sort of hard to get to know somebody that way. Yeah, right, be telling you something deep about

his family. But if he's hate as cocaine, you know, I wonder if he knows that, if he knows that, he was kind of blocking himself on the date, right, Because how do you get to know him? I mean I don't feel like I know him at all? Him right, right, Hill, Why I get to know him when you can know Matthew McConaughey. Well, maybe we can get to know Matthew McConaughey a little bit deeper, because I need to tell you, Teresa, matt is on the other line listening and he really

wants to talk to you. He's not, I'm serious, he is. I feel like we have a lot of people on the line, or is it Tim Gunnah? Who is it. Hey, everyone hate Teresa how Oh my god, Hi listen. I don't want you to freak out or you know word. I'm just doing this voice because I know a lot of people, my friends and family love this show. They're gonna think they're gonna know who the real me is on this and I don't want that. I think ready it's I mean, I think, Matt, you have to drop

it at this point if you actually want the date. Yeah, be real, be mad. Did you hear what she was saying? I did hear it. I acknowledge it. I don't necessarily think I need to drop anything. Maybe outside of the show, I can drop it. We can have a conversation, but not right now. This is going too well laughing, We're making it worse. Teresa. Look, the reason that I was kind of bummed out is because I really did want to go on that date with you, and I really did want to get to know you. What do you

think about that, Matt? The voice is kind of you get to know me through the voices. Maybe a defense mechanism, but we can work on it. That's the guy. Now you're Tim Gunn. Well, yeah, sure I could be Tim Gunn. I don't like, No, it's a pretty good Tim gun impression. But I don't think Tim Gunn is someone that women want to go out with all the time. But what she's saying is she wants to go out with the real Matt What about Adam Sandler? Okay, we're getting worse.

It's going down. This is what I'm dealing with. If he won't stop with the impression. Oh my god, I will tell you though, I have a husband who won't stop with the dad jokes or like. And it has been long before he was a father. Yeah, and the Matthew McConaughey is much better than your dad. You're coming to Is that of a good place at least? Look, dude, you're obviously really good at the impressions. And I love him. Oh my god, I would date Tim Gunn before Adam Sandler.

Oh yeah, Matt, you did not hear what she said. She said she likes you. She she said she wants to know you more. If you asked me out again as yourself, then I might say yes. I mean, it could not be more clear right now that, like, the clarity is there. Your scent is over. Show's done. Now it's time to be real. Yeah, don't worry about your friends and family judging you. Worry about Teresa judging you. Right now, Yeah, you're right. I can drop the facade,

the voices, and I should just be myself. That is a horrible Betty. Honestly, I'm listening to his voice, and I'm like I was supposed to be a celebrity. I think my real voice, this is right, real voice, This is Matt. I probably lean on that stuff a little too hard, but it was because I was nervous and I just wanted to make a good person impression and make you laugh. And maybe I took it too far. But I would love to get to know you for real, Teresa,

better than any impression you could have done. Bra all Right, there it is Teresa. He gave you the real voice. What do you say. We'd like to send you out on a second date, and we'll pay for it. I would love to go on a second date. Oh you guys are that's right, baby, that's all my kind of hell God. Alright, alright, alright, okay, alright, so you guys

are gonna go out again? Congratulations, mad alright, alright, alright, alright, now you gotta drop it before the day Broke and Jeffrey in the morning,