Second Date Update: Male Model Mishap

you do that. But one of our listeners, Damon, recently met a girl who said that she just moved into his area and they ended up going on a date. Damon needs our help today. So Damon, how you doing, man? Hey, good morning? Oh man? Is that why you swiped on her profile? You're like, yes, she doesn't know anybody well on her profile looking to meet people, And I was like, Okay, that sounds good to me. I don't know if like a bunch of other guys were thinking that too, but

I don't know. It's kind of fun to think about anybody dating or not to be like, oh new in town, Like, oh my gosh, let me show you around not only that, because I don't know if you've ever been new in town anywhere. I know, when you're new in town, you will say yes to any invitation because you have no friends. Yeah, like you just have to and then you weed it out later. Oh you're saying she had to say yes, yes, you won't get rejected. Yeah, I don't. Damon? What did

you and did we get her name? What's her name? Millie? Millie? It does sound like a foreign name. Name is Melle. It sounds very not from a different country. She's a from a different city. No cool accent for a cool accent. So what did you and Millie end up doing for your date? Really? What you said? I was like, Hey, if you want somebody to show you around, totally, I'm your guy totally. But there's some pressure there, right, because

this is her new city. She wants to be somewhat press Like if you're just taking her to the hole in the wall that you go get a drink at every once in a while, I don't know. He's like, we'll have to take her to the NICs in the city. You got to show her some stuff I didn't get her, like the best pizza slice in town. Be like, look, this place is called Pizza Hut. It is the whole No. All I'm saying is you have to put some forethought into it. Did you do some planning beforehand? I did.

There's like this really cool. It's a bar slash restaurant, but it has they brew their own beer right on the premises, which is awesome. That's sweet. So what was it like when you showed up? I'm guessing you met her there? We did meet there, actually, yeah, and I thought the vibe was good. She seemed impressed by the place, and you know, I I thought she was friendly, outgoing smart. So I was like, I definitely need to be the first person because she was not going to be on

the dating act for very long, that's for sure. Okay, So did the entire date happen at this bar brewery place? It did not actually started there. And I don't know what I said or did, but we ended up back at my place. Okay, do you mean you don't know what you said? Like you were so drunk you can't remember it. Just it just happened. Now it's actually a valid question. I blocked out, and I guess I won the lottery. I'm not sure what happened. Well, that's great,

So you got her back to your place. How did that go? Well, here's the thing I thought, because okay, like full disclosure, I do some modeling. I've done some modeling in the past. Okay, So I was like, hey, if you want, you can see my portfolio and I have like some tasteful pictures or not like whatever. Right now, again, I feel like we need to get clarity. Is this modeling like you are a male model? Or is this like modeling like check out my toy boats that I've built.

A male model, But I'm not like an underwear model. I do lifestyle modeling, which is like you know, I'll be on a train like eating peanuts, or I'll be reading a book library. Yeah. I was once on the brochure for my mom's resort that she works at, actually twice. What were you doing? In the one? I was swimming another one playing mini goals. Oh that sounds like Cole's range. You got competition for your job. So did she seem impressed?

And that's the thing is she didn't know. I thought that would kind of seal the deal and make her like really impressed, like, wow, this guy's a male model, and I think she said, like, you're no Zoolander, and she kind of was like made fun of it a little bit, not a lot, like I was expecting her

to be really impressed. Yeah, you fit the stereotype of a male model though looking at your own photos on a date, ye kind of or you look at it like this, it's a good sign that she's able to like tease you about it, right, true, because like that's like a healthy relationship, just like a friendship would be. Like you can, you know, joke around, poke fun a little bit. Doesn't mean that she didn't like what you were doing. Maybe you're just being fund vibe by a guy.

I yeah, I guess the telltale sign of what she was really feeling is what happened after you closed the portfolio. Well, we pooled around a little bit, but not like crazy, everything right, And she spent the night, but she was like, yeah, actually you have to meet a friend later. So she left I think at like nine o'clock or something and then pretty late. Though that's sketchy why it's new to town and she already has a friend one person when she moved into town. That often can be the case.

It's a vampire only kicks at night. All right, So how long has it been since you last spoke with Millie. It's been like about I would say a week and a half. You know, text, no response and she has her read receipts on. So I thought that she thought of tech. Yeah, that's too long on improve a point, Yeah, I guess dominance. Yeah, I hope she answers the phone

when we try and call her. We'll see what happens when we do your second date update right after this, Damon, from the moment you told us you were a male model, you had to know that this was coming. Okay, I challenge you to a walk off, Yes, you and me behind the abandoned dairy queen on Highway One at five pm, no later. We need to get our fifteen hours of daily beauty sleep. Isn't that right? You have to, But I'm gonna call Billy Zane after this to make sure

we get it done. Okay, if you can get David Bowie to judge, and yes, definitely I'm in. If you're just joining us. Damon needs help getting in touch with a girl he recently met named Millie. She's new to town and he showed her around a little bit. She even ended up spending the night at his place, but after she left, she has not been responding to him or any of his texts, even though she clearly has read them right and like, the one moment you remember

being awkward was when you pulled out your modeling portfolio. Yeah, I thought it would go over great and it did not. It did not have to react with And you haven't texted her any more head shots of you or anything? Right? Did you say head shops? No? Not head shops? No else? Okay? That model humor? All right? I feel like we're ready on our end. Do you feel ready damon to call her? I'm ready, I'll ever get Okay, here we go. I'm a dollar number. We'll see if she answers. Let's do this. Hello? Hi?

Is this Millie? Yeah? Is this? My Name's jeff I host a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and you're on it right now. Oh, okay, welcome to town. Call yeah here? Yeah, how did you know that? Well? One of your recent associates told us I couldn't think of the right word. What's a better word? Exactly? Yea? Yeah, you met you met a new friend recently. That's a good way to say it. Yeah, and he took you out to some of his favorite spots. You might know

him as Damon. Oh yeah, okay, I mean it sounds like you're almost expecting this call. Um. No, I'm a little confused, but I do know who Damon is. Okay, So Damon reached out to us because he had a great time with you. But he's a little bit confused because after you guys hung out, you've been ignoring him and he doesn't know why. Right. You know, he can see your read receipts right on your text. Oh you know what, I didn't really think about that, but I

guess I'm busted. Yeah, I mean I think it's fine, like it happens in dating. We're not here to bust you for it. Yeah, we just want to help Damon understand the reasoning behind it. Okay. Um, he's actually a really good looking guy. Um. So at first, I was like, Oh, he's cute, and he has pretty good personality. Seems really nice. Normally I would not go home with someone, except I was so exhausted. I've been up since six o'clock in the morning. I was like, I don't want to drive home.

I really just wanted to go to bed. Yeah, I think that's funny. So you went home with him simply because you wanted to sleep, like like literally sleep. No. I mean when we got there, I was like, kee's cute, you know, maybe I'll make out a little bit. So we get there and he tells me he's a model, and he's like, do you want to see my portfolio? I mean, first of all, I kind of felt like it was a little bit I don't know, like trying

too hard. Yeah. I mean we spoke. You don't know this, but we spoke to Damon earlier about out the day and he did mention this moment as being a little bit of an awkward part. Yeah, and I think he feels kind of embarrassed that he pulled out the portfolio to show you. Well, And the thing is, I'm sure he was just trying to impress you, because he said you're really pretty and you're funny and you're fun to hang out with. Like yeah, I mean, okay, Well, there

were a couple of things. The thing is that he did do a lot of talking about his like athleticism and his body. So I was already a little bit like he's trying too hard in that kind of Oh what did he say about his athleticism and his body? Just out of curiosity basically, just like talked a lot about how he does triathlons and Lily eight. He was really obsessed with, like no oil and no this the body. But I hate that you have to do that. Yeah, it's like you don't want to see the work that

goes No, no, just the six five macros. A guy opens up to you a little bit and you're like shaming him for it. Remember, listen to our show, so I like you damon if you're out they're listening somewhere. Then he shows me some of the pictures and I'm like, oh, I assumed he was sort of like runway model, fashion model, but when he opens it up, he's like, oh, actually, I'm more of a lifestyle model. There's one where he's like modeling for a life shampoo life life like you know,

knits like herodance. Yeah, hey, you gotta take work where you can get it, mantening like you get the money. But then why are you showing this to me? It just seems like, Okay, this isn't a kind of modeling that's really sexy. No, it's not. Then there was another one that he showed me where he has this really awkward, uncomfortable, strainy face on and it's like for a product for flatulence, like gas. It just felt awkward and dorky, like it

just kind of made him seem really insecure. But also if he feels like this is the best he's got and he's leading with this, it's just kind of I don't know. Our guys try it, man. It's not so much the fact that he showed her the modeling stuff. It's the things that he was modeling four that turned her off. Yeah, it's kind of but yeah, and it is kind of both. It's like, I just don't need you to show me pictures of yourself. It just feels

a little like desperate. Yeah. I mean, if you would have seen a picture of her doing a fart face, you probably would have been a little turned off to I don't let me. She did and he didn't like that. Remember, I don't think that Damon realizes that that's how she felt, But at least now he does because Millie, I didn't tell you this, but Damon's been on the other line listening this entire time and he wants to talk to you. Wait, you're You're not serious? How are you? Yeah? Actually I

am as serious as life. Dam all, Right, well this is double awkward. Yeah, well hi, Millie, I would say it shouldn't be awkward because I am proud of my work and like, by the way, those are just some of the pictures, Like, I'm you didn't mention the one where I'm riding a train like reading a book and smiling, or the one where I'm doing choothpaces mentioned the one where I'm doing gas X, you know, shout out gas

X like they it's cool. It's just I felt like it was just a little too performative to whip it out in the first place. And then also, I don't know what were you trying to do, Like you did you think i'd be impressed, And we're asking what I do for a living and I was showing me like what I do for a living, most people would be impressed. Then they're going out with a male model. I'm sorry, I don't get to pick and choose which jobs I want.

You know, would would you make fun of an actor to be like, oh, you're playing a drug at us? I'm not attracted to that. I only date actors who play superhero na. Dude, I don't know. I mean, it's just kind of like you're leading with viagress commercial. I mean I just felt turned off. I can't really, I mean, it feels a little bit superficial because if he was modeling like Rolex watches have been like, oh, that seems to exactly. I don't know you who you got me there?

Father wouldn't be gone a dating app if I had the money for Rolex Watch them. I will say, though, it is weird you specifically get booked for all these weird ones, like you look like a bag of a gun. I don't get it. Just means you look like a confident man, because they always a confident man to show off those things, like it's okay to use these products. Fact, that's right, so Brooke, Yeah, that's a good point. Brook. So Millie, clearly he's confident enough to model for these

products and show them to you too. He was also confident enough to call a radio station and put his entire date out to the public portfolio and his yeah, the whole thing. And because of that, I would love to offer to send you guys out one more time. Come on, Millie, you're new to town. He's not bad, dude. Yeah, it's not like he was being creepy or regress. Yeah, showed you just pull his finger and say, yes, you guys. I'm gonna pass. But I thank you guys so much,

and damon, thank you for taking me out. I do appreciate it. It's just I don't think that we're gonna connect on a romantic level. I don't know. I still really don't see what I did wrong. I feel like I would do the exact thing thing over again. I just hope that someone doesn't focus on not so good

products that are in there. You know, I'm not going to pick and choose, you know, Like I don't know, maybe you're offended by, like, you know, a fungus commercial or whatever it is, but like those people pay my best very specific reference what you like athletes? No, guy, are you fungus man? That's what I'm saying. I'm talking to guy right now. They're the ones who paid for your drink, Millie. Okay, that's true. Your drink yea Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,