Second, I gotta say, I'm really excited about today's second date update. You'd look excited. You got a big smell on your face. I can help it because the girl we have on the phone says she went on an incredible date with Leo. Oh my god, and Leo. I cannot wait to find out what a date with Leonardo DiCaprio is. Like, So, Jessica, come on, girl, dish spell that tea? Oh boy, I wish, I wish? Come on?
What's I think she's got to crush your fantasies, Jeffrey, So it didn't meet a guy named Leo on a dating ass and it must be Leonardo DiCaprio because he's obviously on all sorts of dating apps. He's very attractive, He's got like cute sandy brown hair. Okay, wait what so did he take you to the Mediterranean or did he take you to the Caribbean? Like? How much did he spend? I were sure? I knew? Wait is that
really what this Leo looks like? He didn't look exactly like Leonardo DiCaprio, but his hair definitely did and he just had like a very trustworthy look about him. Oh man, those are the ones that you should trust least, I'm telling you. So, what did you and Leo do for your date? So? We met at a bar and he showed up like very confident, and he was like, are we going to do this? Or what? What? Wait? Can I ask them? What did he mean by do this? Like do the date, do the deed? Get drunk? Where
is he at? I think he said like are we gonna do this? Like? Where are we going to do it? Oh? I think it was a joke. You think did it work on you? Not at that time though, So wait, so the bar was fun? You're saying the bar was fun. We hung out for a while and talked about a lot of different things. There was one time where he asked me who my favorite president was. Okay, what your first date question is that? I think it's an interesting one.
What was Ria? Of course I said Grover Cleveland? Of course, yeah, he's a sexy one. Did you have a reason? Yeah, I mean Grover, like you know, from Sesame Street. So obviously that's when I choose. Oh my god, you know what United States history classes have done a sue good. So we talked a lot. We got into like a conversation about like the YouTube shows that we watch. Okay, I told him I was really into makeup tutorials and he didn't really get it. So I was trying to
explain it to him and he still wasn't understanding. So I decided to show him what it was all about, and I actually gave him a little mini makeup tutorial at the bar. Wait, he let you put makeup on him? He did. He was a good spot, and I taught him a thing or two. I put some highlight on him and showed him like the before and after to show that like it made his cheekbones pop. I obviously really likes you he's letting you put makeup on yeah, or he really likes high cheekbones Jose. Okay, he was
a believer after that. Okay. Oh, so he looked pretty good after you were done making him up. Yeah, he looked great as the cheek phones popped. As I expected, This sounds like such a fun date, like you talked about interesting things. You did silly stuff like why do you think he's not calling you? Well, I don't know. Like we even made out at the end with your makeup on together, Like did your eyelashes brush against each
other while you guys had a passionate embrace. No, but my lipstick got on him, his lipstick got on me. It was like a little weird, but it was really cute. Everybody else in that bar must have just been feeling like, what the heck is going on over there? But then it's like, hey, don't judge, don't judge it. It does sound like a PDA train wreck, like, but you were both into it, so it's fine. Yeah, yeah, But at
the end we ended up getting in separate ubers. And then I haven't heard anything since then, and how long? How long ago is that? That's a week? Oh man, he hasn't called you back at all. Yep, typical Leo one day and then you're probably too old for him. But I guess we'll find out for sure. We're going to play a song and when we come back, we'll call Leo for you and get your second date update.
All right, Jessica, thank you guys. Okay, hold on second date if you're just tuning in for today's second date update. Jessica is trying to get ahold of a guy named Leo, and her date sounds like an episode straight out of Sex in the City. They went out on the town. They sipped samatize, they gave each other makeovers, and then they dished about which US president they think are the most bangable. Samantha m we got Jessica. Jessica, would you
say that's an accurate description of your date? I would say that's pretty close. I feel like I'm one of the girls right now. She did put some makeup on her date while they were at the bar together and they ended up making out. But afterwards, Leo has been m I A. So we're going to give him a call right now and find out why Leo has been blowing you off. And we didn't get to hear what's
your theory. I don't even have a theory. I just know that I really like this guy, and he's not the same as every other guy here, and so I just really, you know, want to have a chance with him. Yeah. Plus, what other guy would let me put makeup on him for like two hours at afar? Yeah, that could be the problem that we're actually getting. We'll find out, though. Okay, we're gonna give him a call right now and figure out why Leo isn't talking to you. Okay, you got
it all right here? We go Hello, can I talk to Leo please speaking? This is young Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. How are you doing? Okay? Is this v Leo? Perhaps? Um, who are you looking for? It's him? It's not him. We're looking for Leo, who went out on a date recently, not Leonardo DiCaprio. Right, well, I'm saying we're looking for Leonardo DiCaprio. If it's him, is it I'm not Leonaro DiCaprio. Okay, I don't even want to do this now. He has
some disappointment, but we still want to talk to you. Leo. Leo, don't sound I'm sorry, Okay, Leo. The reason why we're calling is because you recently went on a date with a girl named Jessica and she's trying to get a hold of you. Okay, this is weird. Well, obviously you're not calling her back, and she wants to know why. She says she really liked you. Oh uh, she's a nice girl. I just um didn't think there was anything
worth scoring there. Are you serious? She described the date to us, and it honestly sounds like you guys had so much chemistry from her perspective, Well, it was fun. She's a fun person. Um, yeah, she told you about the makeup stuff. Yes, yeah, and she said you looked soups cute, hey, and to applaud you for being comfortable with your own masculinity. I say kudos. Okay, No, yeah, no,
that's not That was fun. She's a fun person. But you know, we talked for a long time and it's yeah, on the day, you're asking yourself, can I realistically see myself with this person? And she said some stuff that made me think No, probably not. I don't think she realized that she said anything that would change your mind about her at all. She didn't know that John Lennon died? What John Yeah, like from the Beatles? Okay, yeah, okay,
so she's not up on Beatles history. I just feel like that's a bit like, do I want to spend the whole length of a relationship filling in cultural acts like that? Are you kidding me? My husband doesn't even know who John Lennon is. That's a that's a pretty late, like old cultural reference. You're going to hold that against her. I'm like a pop culture guy. I like, it's like my favorite thing to talk about and if someone that checked out on it, I just don't think that like
it's sustainable. What's the real reason is, what's the real reason they are not calling her back? This is some BS doesn't know some dead pop star from forty years ago. This can't be right dead like the most famous musician of all time. Well that's arguable not knowing it. I mean, you could say the Beatles are really super famous, but I wouldn't say John Lennon's the most famous musician of
all times. He's the most famous Beatle. So yeah, I think I can really Paul McCartney would probably argue against you. Right there. Are we really arguing right now about who was the most popular Beatle of all time? Is that what this has devolved into? I mean ringo? Right, No, No, this is John Lennon and everyone should know he got shot. Okay, okay, so that's what you want us to tell her, that's why you're not calling her back. You can tell her whatever you want to tell her. I just think it's
crazy that she didn't know that. I mean, she says she was like too young, it wasn't around. But I wasn't around when JFK got shot. I know that that happened. Okay, I don't know that they're the exact same thing, though, right pretty close. Okay, a president being assassinated and John Lennon being assad I mean, both big hits at let peace, world peace, but not in the same way. Well, you're all coming after me, but you all know that John Lennon got shot. Like, doesn't that say something? I mean,
you reminded me. Yeah, all right, so you hear that, Jessica, John Lennon getting shot is the reason that Leo has zero interest in dating you. So how does that make you feel? Leo? Are you freaking serious? You're gonna calling me back because of stupid John Lennon didn't tell me we're on the phone. I'm sorry, Oh yeah, that's right. Oh my god, I'm crazy and I don't know what I'm talking about because I forgot how this cultural reference
works for this show. We don't tell him, We don't tell the people that the other person's on the line listening. So Jessica's actually been listening to this entire conversation. Leo, I don't believe it. You're being so judgmental, Like, not everyone my age is going to know facts like that You might not know that theory's Big died. Yeah, I know Notorious Big died, I know two flock dies. I know. Well well wait wait, first of all, that is like
not for sure. There's a little controversy behind that. He could still very well. I think you're missing the point here. I think the point you had fun with Jessica Leo. Yeah it was fun, Jessica. Okay, you're perfectly nice. You're a catch. I just don't think we're compatible. All right, So you needs like you're looking for a partner that just has like a whole list of death celebrities in their brain. That's what you want, Like, why don't you just put that on a weird way to put it?
But yeah, I am looking for someone who's like plugged into the culture and the lexicon and like knows important information about who died when. Yeah, the lexicon, I don't even know who that is. Oh god, oh god, Hey Leo, I think you should give her another shot. Listen, my husband knows nothing about pop culture. He couldn't even tell you who is in the Beatles, right if we're going to go back to Beatles, let alone, could he tell you when Big got shot? You know, like and it works.
It works for us. We can have different interests and still be in love. That's okay, Yeah, Leo, you guys have nothing in common. So let's see if you're willing to go out, would you be willing to give Jessica a second chance? We will pay for a second date for you guys. Absolutely not, And Jessica, just why I Ringo Star and Paul McCarney are still alive, so maybe just drop that down down. That's fine. I didn't want to go out again with you anyway. Obviously you're way
older than I thought. Yeah, that was a Beatles burn. Sorry Jessica, no second date, but you know who also is still alive, Leonardo DiCaprio. And I really wish that Leonardo DiCaprio had answered this call. Maybe somebody else will come in with you. Would have known Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.