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Second Date Update: Lighter Tricks

Oct 19, 202116 min
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Austin and Tanya met on Tinder and on their date her impressed her with some lighter tricks. She said the words "I don't know if I can trust myself with you" but even after their fiery night she's not calling him back!

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Second Date Update. We got a guy on the phone for a second date update today named Austin, and Austin went out with a celebrity. You didn't say who in the email, but you can't make it cool. I'm gonna take a guess and go again with pauladin what's what always her? Well, somebody's got to be dating her. Well, let's let's find out. Austin, you bag the butter queen. Uh No, he did not go out with a celebrity chef? Okay, I she's married now and I'm oh for like eighty

on those guesses? Was it a celebrity like high enough where you had to sign an nda And that's why you can't say their name to be clear, it was actually someone that looked like a celebrity. They weren't actually a celebrity. Okay, So they look like Pauladine. Yeah, there we go. So tell us about the girl that you want us to call. What is her name? So news Tanya? Okay? And how'd you meet her? Through Tender? Perfect? And she on Tender she's just like gorgeous, like ten out of ten.

And I think she kind of looks like Khalisi, like from Game of throne. Oh is she's the really super blonde one that looks like almost like albino one, hot blue eyes, mother dragons like smoke. Okay, Jose immediately thinks you were a catfish. And I don't know if you heard that anytime. It's like a ten out of ten. It's too good to be true on tender brom Sorry, the hot girls don't need tender. I mean that's definitely

what I thought too. But you know, I just pictured her on that dragon and I was like, I just gotta go for it. So so all right, so you asked her out and you met up. Yeah, yeah, So we went on a day at a bar. I got there first, and then like she walks in and she's wearing this dress that is just like so formfitting. It's so hot. I have it all of a sudden, were you super nervous? Did it like change your feeling about the well? I mean she sat down right, and I

just like immiliate. I had to be like, you look just like Klisi, Like I've he ever heard that before. I brought a picture out like from my phone and showed her like a laugh. She laughed, like never been told that before. You're so sweet Oh thank god that that's a beautiful celebrity that you're comparing her too? How was she besides hot? Though? Like? What about her? Did you like? Is there anything else? Brooke? Honestly yes, if you want to like date someone, there has to be more,

would you guys bond over? I'm a personal trainer, so we kind of got to talk about fitness. She was into fitness. I'm sorry, why am I not surprised me like brag and say hot? But like I could tell if she was into me? How can you tell that? Just licking her lips something like that? Right, I mean something like that look in her eyes. Like I could definitely tell she was into me, but like I wanted to make sure. Okay, So I have this kind of trick i'd do with the Zippo lighter, like one of

those metal lighter. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can tell this is going somewhere. I'm really gonna like and being sarcasting. What did you do? So I can do a couple of little things. I can put this a little like fireball in my hand. I can actually put a little bit like the gas eating my mouth and spit fire. Yeah. We all have We've all been nineteen before. Dude, chicks love it. They're always so impressed. And this is definitely, you know, not for amateurs. You gotta know what you're

doing here. Yeah, I mean those sixth graders are really impressed by that. You got a lot of those sixth grade girls. How does this prove whether she likes you or not? You make it a fireball in your hand. I mean, it can tell you already liked me. But like when I brought this out before, I totally feel the deal. Oh so if there's any question if she was hesitating, and she'd be like, you guys, tell all of her girls about the zippo man, watch me, watch me burp fire. Now let's go back home. You guys

get it? God did it work? I mean yeah, So I invited her back over to my place and like she's about to say yes, and then she's kind of like reluctant. I'm like, uh, what's up? What's going on? And she said, I don't trust myself with you. It's not it's such a lie. Come on. I had the perfect line back. I was like, Hey, I don't trust myself with you either, and that's a good thing. Oh I'm guessing that didn't work. No, it did work. Are you kidding? No? No, no, we got in the lift.

We went back to my place. Yeah, so you don't like not trusting each other is literally just saying let's go hook up. Yeah, we're not going anymore. Yeah, all right, So how did things go back at your place? Things went really really well? Like we had fun um play twister. It is something like twister. Okay, but did I mean, did something awkward or weird happen or something? Because she's not calling you back, man, nothing not gonna be good. Like it was like a smooth dailing. She was into me,

I was into her, but yeah, now she's not responding. Dude, does this sounds weird? But do you think she used you? That's not weird. That happens all the time. Really, I was here the other way around. But the hot girls, I mean she could have. I mean, I'm definitely good looking enough for that, but I really like, just I'm kind of disappointed. Okay, yeah, you were thinking it more?

All right, Austin, Well, let's find out. We're gonna play a song, do a couple of fire tricks, come back, and then we'll call Tanya for you and try and get your second date update. Okay, oh man, that's great, all right, hold on, hey, Austin, Hey, I really want to do this second date update, but I just I don't know if I can trust myself with you on the Oh my gosh, I mean I get that a lot. I'm really serious. Oh my gosh, Oh my god, you

won me over. Oh yeah, it's like the only classy way to say, yo, I want your junk if you're just tuning in. Austin met Tanya on Tinder and they met up at a bar where he did some fire tricks with a lighter, and she told him, I don't know if I can trust myself with you, and he was like, I don't know if I could dress myself with you, And for you know, they ended up hooking up and ever since then though, she's stopped talking to him. Really don't trust you. Yeah, there's zero trust now, like,

not in a good way anymore. Yeah, I mean that's the problem. She really won't call me back now. I mean, the way you described it is, everything went just perfect, it did, Are you sure? I'm absolutely sure. I mean she hooked up with me on the first day. What else do you want? Yeah? Maybe you weren't that good in bed? Have you ever thought of that? Austin. I'm sorry, you gotta shut your mouth right now. That is not an issue. We'll find out what we all. Yeah, maybe

we should ask Tanya where the issue lies. We're gonna We're gonna dollar phone number right now and try and get your second date update. Okay, that's great, Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Tanya? Please? Do she a? Tanya? How you doing? My name's young Jeffrey. I work on the radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. Give a moment to talk? Yeah, I guess, But am I like on the air? Yeah? You are? Oh my god, Jeffrey. No, she sounds cute. Hi, Tanya? Hi? Oh wow? Okay, I

wasn't expecting this. All of the men in the room need to calm themselves. I am okay, sorry, we wanted to talk with the ya. Okay, can we talk with you? Why I talked to your home? Is this your first time talking to a woman? You do this? One? John? Johnny person you recently went out on a date with called us to get a hold of you because apparently you're not calling him back. Oh no, okay, who is it. His name is Austin. Oh no, gross, Oh my god, he is gonna die when he hears that. Oh what

makes you say gross? Well, like at first I was into him or whatever. I like, is there something that changed because his description of the date everything was perfect. Yeah, he told us everything that happened that night. He kills you, like everything, I mean pretty much everything you said. You guys went to a bar. He did some cool lighter tricks for you and got you back to his place

where you guys apparently had a really good time. Oh god, yeah, I guess all that's right or whatever, But like afterwards, things happened and I'm really not okay with it, Like things in the bedroom happened, or things the morning after hopp Now, he just like after that, he just like really crossed the line and made me realize he's like a tight it's a strong word. Really, what do you do? So my sister sends me a text like a few days later with a screenshot of Austin's Instagram profile and

she's like, do you know this guy? And I was like, well, yeah, I went on a date with him a couple of days ago, and she told me he's just blowing up her profile, like like all her photos, leading heart emoviews on her picks, like flirty comments and stuff. So on you on your sister's Instagram profile? Yeah, on my sister's Instagram profile. Not mine. Boy, he's hitting on your sister. Yeah? Did he find her through your social media pages? Is

that how he found her? I mean that's what I'm assuming. Yeah. Oh my, oh that is gross. Why would he do that? Is he like complimenting overly or is he just liking a lot because he could just be nice because your sister. Oh no, the comments were not acceptable. They were not appropriate. Wha, Like what what did he say? That's like nobody should be able to look this hot and then like leaving

three heart emojis afterwards. I mean sounds pretty innocent to me, Jeffrey, I don't know what the problem is there, even I called her like so during the date. I'm not sure if he told you this, Like he said that I looked like Calisi or Denies in the Game of Thrones series. I thought that was really sweet or whatever, But then he said the same thing on one of her profile picks. No, well, you are siblings, so you probably look alike. Yeah, but

come on, come up with something else. I'm with you, Tanya, that's ridiculous. I would be pissed. Yeah, yeah, that's why I said, like, it's gross. Well, maybe we should ask him directly, because Tanya, we didn't tell you this, but Austin's been on the other line listening and he wants to talk to you. Oh my god, shut up, he is not. Yeah, oh god, Austin, hey Booth, don't tell me that that's gross. You're so gross. That was How are you doing? What have you been listening to the call, Austin?

I mean, yeah, I've been listening to the comment. Like she's totally off her game right now. I don't know what she's talking about. Oh my god, that is such crap, Like I ken't prove Wait are you are you saying, Austin that you didn't comment on her sister's page. I mean, I comment on page, but like it was just like being friendly and like supportive, liked. No, that is just

bull absolutely crap. Comments that you left sounds like you wanted to hook up with her, and you probably do, but that's not like you went on the date with me. I'm not trying to hook up with her, but like, yeah, I mean those comments are like, I think something anyone would want for their sibling, you know, like maybe you'd be cool of like someone like me they gave someone like her. I'm not saying it would be me, but likely so, Austin, you think that somebody leaving like heart

emojis and saying how hot someone looks? That's a very nice and friendly thing to say, not a sexually like I would love if like chicks did that for me. Doesn't mean like you should be jealous of them. No, Oh my god, you are such a mistake. Do you have a brother? Do you even understand what that would like? Feel like I'm with her for sure, Like if she left those comments on your brother's page, you'd be cool. Yeah, I mean, like I don't know, it's like maybe like

you're just like insecure about like this. I mean I feel like, oh man, you gas lighting m effort? What is wrong with you? Okay, okay, hold on, Austin, Maybe you have a chance to redeem yourself. Tell me this, who's hotter? Oh god, no you can. There's a right answer here. Oh no, who's hotter? Austins not answer this. There's no way you could answer it right. There's like season one one and she's like eight of like, Kalisa,

you know seasons? Which season is Tanya? Tanya's like season eight, Like she's riding on the dragons like she's a battle right now? Does that make you feel better? Time you just season eight, Kalisa, I don't know, man, what is he gonna say next? Like he's also eyeing my mom and she's like at the end of like what like, I look, I'm just gonna I'm gonna black him. I'm gonna have my sister block him, and I'm gonna call

it my mom and make sure she's blocked. Oh my god, you gonna want to talk to your cousins and stuff too at this rate. I mean, you've got someone tree that Austin. You screwed up, dude. I guess it's like you're two. It's a gear to handle of them. You just sleep next to your little Zippo lighters and do

what you need to do. That's ridiculous, grizzle. Next is something we'll be Zippo lighters though they honey is well, speaking of lighters, I'm feeling a little fire here, so this feels like the right time to ask Tanya, would you be willing to go on another date with Austin. We'll pay for it. You couldn't pay me to go out with him on another date? Yeah, Fineman, I'm just gonna head your sister. I'll let you know right now. Thanks, Ton, But both of us are way too classy for that crat. Well,

I mean, I wouldn't be too sure. She definitely kind of growing false or fire trick. I know that. Hey, wasn't me falling for anything. I thought you were a sweet, nice guy and I was just one a big mistake, mistake on both our parts. I guess it's funny that you say. It's like it's a big mistakes. That's not what you were screaming when you were at my house. Okay, Hey, you know what, that's fair. You're a one and done man. That's all. Well, no second date for you, Austin. I'm sorry.

I mean, that doesn't matter whatever. I'll be out with their sister by the weekend. Well, if that doesn't work out, you can always line into my dms. Leave some comments on always following for a fire trick. Jeffrey. Yeah, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning to be your best every day. You need proven quality sleep every night. Science proves your best sleep is vital to your mental, emotional, and physical health.

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