Second, Dad, I've heard of people using the dating app Hinge. Anybody here ever, try that one? That's my favorite one. What's that one about? I mean like prompt and you can see people who like you before you like them. You don't have to match personally. But I have met people on a similar one called Cringe. You match with people based on their belly buttons and you make a bunch of moutain noises to try and match them. It's not for everybody, That's what I'll say. Come up with
that in your head. But one of our listeners, Haley, apparently met a guy she says, on Hinge, but maybe it was Cringe. Haley, which one was it? It was on hinge? Okay, she's cringing if this. If this one doesn't work out for you, though, you can always turn to Cringe. But for now, tell us about the guy that you met. What's his name? Well, his name is Stephen, okay, and you know he's a really cool guy, a bit nerdy,
just how like um. And so what really made me click on him was that he had said that he was a major Harry Potter fan, and I was like, oh, well, good cool, Wow, you can read at a fourth grade level. This is one of those fandoms like Star Wars or whatever, where you've got to be careful because if you were going to declare it, people expect you to know every last detail of said franchise. Yeah. See, they don't have those types of standards on cringe. Yeah, I believe that.
I always think when someone says our Harry Potter fan, I'm like, good, we have eight movies we can watch. I already had. All right, so you guys match, How did it go? Actually meeting him? The actually went great. We went for a happy hour and like we instantly clicked. It was so much fun. We were talking about it, and then we talked about other things as well, and it was just like it was an instant click. Okay, I mean I think we're all wondering what house are
you in? I'm in raven cloth. Look at that. She was ready with an answer that makes sense. Yeah, don't know the Hotti cho chang. She's in raven cloth to everyone, you know, Yeah, like I'm a hufflepuff? Are you? Probably? But let's not go there, all right, So, I mean that's great. It sounds like you guys are clicking at happy hour? What else is going on. Yeah, well, I mean even in happier where we're like intertwining our legs together under the table, We're like playing a little leg pretzel.
I was eating pretzels above the table and making pretzels below what okay again exactly? I mean I was gonna ask, like, how do you turn a Harry Potter date into a sexy date? But apparently you made it happen. Yeah, I must say though, like when we stopped having the happy hour, I was just like, I don't want this date to end. But I also remembered that I had to let my dog out, like I'm so sorry I have to get
my dog out. And at least he was nice enough to like he came with me to get my dog out, all right somewhere else, Yeah, that's my My apartment was super close by. So he met my dog Button And okay, Button, So my dog Button is never really nice with everybody. She's like a little bit crazy, but she was so happy to meet him. He had like the best energy. Like yeah, like Button hated my ex, like she never liked my ex. But that was shocking for me, and
I was like so happy. We took her to the park we're chatting a little bit, sitting on the grass, letting her run around and as stead of getting dark. So I was like, okay, you know what, if you want, you can go to my place again if you drop off the dog and like just hang out for a little bit longer. And then he said he had to go. Okay, I think that's understandable. You guys had an extended date. How long have you guys spend together to that point?
Give her take five hours or so? Oh. I was like fair enough, But then he told me he had some mohere else to go, and he was already running light, so I felt bad. Who after all that late night? He said he has still had something to do and so um he laughed and we still talk, but now I feel like that flirtiness has like gone away and he's kind of like friend zoned me. But do you
think he had a date that night? Like he put you in the day date right like an early happy hour, and then he put somebody else he was maybe more attracted to or something. I'm not trying to be mean, but like at the night date. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I just wanted to know what happened. Have you tried sending him a naughty raven claw pick. See if you
get a response from that for a little suggestive pretzel action. Yeah, I mean I spent like flirtatious text messages to him and Stucker, he doesn't respond or he just changed it from not flirtatious enough from the sound of it. So I'm gonna play a song and you go back. You go google suggestive pretzel. No, look up suggestive pretzel and see what you find and it might help you, because we're gonna come back, and then he will call Stephen for you and try and get you your second date
up dato. Okay, all right, thank you so much. All right, second, there's nothing more sexy than meeting up at a random bar with a fellow Harry Potter. Hand Really, Haley said that while the drinks were flowing on top of the table, their legs were intertwining below, and she didn't say explicitly that she brushed his wand but I'm as booming by the giddiness in her voice that she at least wanted
to Hailey confirm or deny confirm. I would think that the dude would want to call it a broom before a walk guys, the interesting part about this whole thing is the date didn't end at the bark. They kept it going and even took her dog, Buttons out on a walk through the park. Buttons Button and they when I walked through the park hung out there a little while. But afterwards the romances kind of run dry, like a bowl full of salty what Brooks. Yeah, like eight thousand
metaphors that Jeffrey uses in one set. Got to keep up. So, Haley, I'm really curious because most guys don't friend zone. That's just not in the game plan for most of us. But we'll find out what his deal is. You ready to call him? Yeah, definitely, no respect. I'm ready. I need to know. It's it's hard to imagine that a dude who's declaring his love for Harry Potter is getting tons of options. But maybe I'm wrong. I think it's a new love language. Now, I guess. I guess we'll
find out. Let's give him a call and see what he has to say. Here we go, Hello and Guardian Loviosa always floating right now? Yeah? Hello? Yeah? Hello? Hey, is this is this Stephen Luminos? Yeah? You know a lot, I really do Steven. I'm sorry for all the confusion here. We're calling you from a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We're hoping you have a second to talk to us. Please don't expel Eamus on us. Okay, okay, Well, um,
contest or something maybe you know. I wouldn't call it a contest, but it is an opportunity to possibly go out on a date with a really cool girl. Can I see a picture of her? What is I don't Well, you've already been out on a date with this woman. Her name's Haley. Oh oh oh wow. This is like one of those talk about the date. That's exactly what this is. Yeah, second date update. Haley sounded like she really had a great time with you. It sounded like
an awesome date. Honestly. Yeah, I mean that that's the whole reason that we're talking about all the you know, spells and charms and stuff, because she mentioned your Harry Potter fan and no, she's we're both fans. Like, we had a great we had a good time. It was she's a bigger fan than me. But I was finally talked a lot about it. Yeah, I mean she described it as a good time too, which is why she's so confused why afterwards things seemed to have cooled off
a little bit. Is she reading that right the cool off part? Dum? Yeah, okay, yeah, so I guess okay, well, yeah, the whole point of the segment is to try and help Haley understand why the cool off happened, because she has no idea. Okay, so what do you guys, like report factor or something? Yeah, pretty much, just help her understand what's going on so she can have a little bit of closure and move on. Or what she would like is to see you again. So you think you
could help us give her a little bit of clarity? Yeah, okay, okay. It was a fun day. It was great. It was long. It was almost four hours. Yeah, I mean I was even thinking, we have a lot in common. This could be great. I can see the future potentially. I could tell from the excitement what I mean, what change? Was there a specific moment or was it just an overall vibe for you? Yeah, no, it was pretty specific, I would say it was. It happened at the park, so
like we were there with her dog. She kept saying how much her dog liked man. That was not normal, right, dude, that's a huge compliment. Yeah. No, her I liked her dog. Button was cute and sweet. Um No. The thing was, she bought dog treats for her dog and then she kind of casually just started snacking on them, like I to herself, thought me, she's gonna do that like one time, like the dog thought it was cute or something. And then she did it like a few more times and
like dog biscuits. Yeah, like one for Button, one for her her human treats that she was giving to her dog. It was a bag. No, no, it was a bag. That's it's a dog treat of a dog on the front. Yeah. No. And she didn't she didn't acknowledge it. She like the only thing, the only time she acknowledged it was which's like, man, I'm getting thirsty, and I bet. Yeah, that's what I thought, Like I'll bet. And then she said, come on, Button, and they went over to the dog mountain like where
the dogs are playing around around. Yeah, they both drank the water from the dog at the same time. Yeah, together but like kind of together. Yeah. Okay. I was at a point where I'm like, yeah, I feel like you're overdeed. I mean, right, with the treats with the water too, and then that's where you draw the line. Okay, so I mean I was pretty grossed out, but then after the fountain out, it's like we're on a different level of what is normal what is not. Yeah, I mean,
now I can kind of see what you're saying. But I wonder if Hayley feels the same way as you, because she's on the other line listening. I think she's listening and she needs to talk to you. Yeah. Hi, um, Okay, you're totally making its sound horrible and it's totally not. Um. Is that true? Yeah, you know part of it because like Steve and I honestly wish you would have said something about it. And FYI, these dog treats are organic
and they're actually advertised for safe for human consumption. That was just like whatever it tastes like beef jerky's. I think that that is usually it's usually just put on there, so like you don't call poison control if you, you know, accidentally swallow ones. They not advertise for not telling top your pasta with. Yeah. Yeah, there's like commercials of someone eating the dog tree whatever. It's like safe organic treats. I think regular TV or on some Ukrainians. Honestly, you
should just try it. I'm okay, well you said beef jerky, but I could have sworn the label said beef and crazy. Gosh, I can actually I oh no, here we got animals in time when my dog doesn't finish the dog bowl to date, and he maybe ate some of those big strips. Did say, not as a normal thing, just a full of times. Yeah, but I like, why would you like? I just picture you down on all four set a dog drinking about with your head under the water or the same though I'm not drinking out of a dog
bowl or anything like that. It's just like a water fountain, like you know, it's the water's high enough. I'm not touching it with my lips or anything. It's just water. Okay, Stephen, You're you're staying awfully quiet for this whole thing. I mean, you're hearing her explanations. As I said at the beginning of like button and I got along good. I'm a dog person and that's not normal to me. So I would just recommend in the future that you just acknowledge it,
because it's not like a normal Steven. I feel like you're coming off just a little bit judgy here, like if they went to the same dog groomer. Like I'm being put on a you want it? Like this is my feeling, Like it's fine, it's fine, Stephen. We're just asking if, like maybe, after you heard Haley's explanation, that maybe you can open the window a little bit for her. Yeah, open the doggy door to love and let it come in, because we'd like to send you out on another date.
We will pay for that date between you and Haley. Come on, who wants a date? I mean, I had a great time on our first date. I guess I'll go down. Yeah, yeah, you know, yeah, And she's able to learn from her mistakes, and she won't drink out of the dog bulls anymore, at least not in front of you. I have been a dog ball. I already explained with the deal. But it sounds like, okay, it sounds like maybe Stephen, you you're willing to give her
another shot. Haley? Are you still interested? Well? You know I am. I think you're an awesome guy, Stephen, So yeah, I'm totally down. Wait a second, is this too Harry potterheads casting a little wing Guardian love Yosa spell The Magic back K nine is sexiamas No, I gotta look up my spell. Yeah yeah, go back to the bus. Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
