Second Date Update: Keeping Romance Clean

it Amart. How cool is that? Like, yeah, exactly, Let's talk to him. What up, Amart? Hey, what's up? What's up? Where'd you get the name Amart from? Well? You know, my name's Anthony, but all my friends called me Amart. You know. I don't know if it had anything to do with the fact that I, well kmart clothes at one time when they weren't I don't know, didn't we all ye that layaway did my family right, right? So that's for a different reason. Who did you go out with?

I went out with a girl named Kylie. I mean we met online on a dating app. So okay, Kylie. All right, and what do you like about Kylie? Kylie likes fishing like I do. Oh sweet, Yeah, that's hard to find a girl that's into fishing, not for compliments, hunt Alexis. She's not scared to beat their own hook. So, I mean, I'm impressed. I don't know what that means, but it sounds sexy. I don't think. I don't think it was a euphemism. She's not Okay, he's not talking

about his hook. Okay, I got you cool. Well she sounds great. Yeah, she she was awesome. She definitely had a nice figure. All yeah. Yeah, did you take Kylie out fishing? I know we didn't. We didn't go fishing on the first date. We actually went to a bar. That's relaxed. That's cool, all right, Yeah, yeah, we actually went to a bar. You know, we didn't get to talk that much online, so we got to really, really really get to know each other on the date and person.

That's good. What was it like to me? It was great vibes, you know, and I kind of shared something whether I'm into composting, so I know it's not the sexiest conversation, just one of my things that I'm into. Now environment pretty amazing stuff. Can just go back to dirt. Well, you know, your conversation making me want to take my pants off and stuff like that. She's a lady who

already likes fishing and worms. I mean, you need worms for composting as well, where you know, the composting is not going into a land field and nothing is actually natural and it's it's healthier for the garden. Oh yeah, you don't have to tell us we're sold. But how long exactly did you talk about composting on this date? Like ten minutes? I know, I think I really did consume a lot of the conversation with it, because you know,

I'm so passionate about it. I didn't have any thoughts as if she was looking at it as it's weird. I didn't really get an indication of that. Did she ask you a lot of questions? Was she the one at least leading this? Or were you just monologuing? I was just monologuing. There's an honest moment. Maybe I went over the top a little bit, but I ended up

going to the restroom. I didn't want to leave her very long, but the line was long, so when I got back, you know, I wanted to went into this give her a hug, and she was like, really kind of stand office, Oh really, yeah, just because it's a long time at the bathroom. Maybe all the things before that. I don't know what it was. I really liked her and I thought things were going well. I don't know if it was me talking too much about my passion

of composting or yeah, I don't know. Sometimes when like you're left to sit and think by yourself for eminent reflect on what just happened, you're like, oh, yeah, yeah, what about fishing though didn't didn't fishing coming in the first date if you guys bonded over it. Oh yeah, well we bonded over the fishing. But I think me talking about composting kind of took over. I mean, I'm excited about it, and since we were vining, I just

wanted to really share that she is. She would like feeling that conversation, but to be on it, I don't think she was. I don't know, man, I think if I was a woman out on a date with a guy named Amart talking about eggshells going into my garden, I would be ready to go. I've been so turned on. You're saying coffee grounds too. Guys, we have to stop. The grounds are great for worms. Now we're talking about worms too. We got to play a song because it's

getting steamy in here. Oh, we're gonna go. The buttons are coming off. It does actually get warm. It creates heat and yeah sexy. So how long has it been since you went out with Kylie? It's been over a month. Oh, you could compost a lot of garbage in a month. I bet. Yeah, I mean I really would like a second senience if it's possible. Yeah, maybe a better listener and more interesting than her next time. Yeah, well the composting talk for like the twenty seventh day. Yeah, it's

a good thing to remember. Let's play a song. We'll come back. We'll call Kylie and try to hook that worm for you. Get your second day up? Yeah, thank you many. We're gonna do second day up day right after this. Hold on second What a bummer. You go out with a cute girl, buy your drinks, compliment her figure, and then wow her with a detailed breakdown on the sensual world of composting, and then after all that trouble, you go in for a hug at the end of

the night and the girl blocks you out. Wow, that's just cold, which I've learned is not what composting is. Composting generates heat, accords. Yeah, but that's what happened to one of our listeners named Amart. And Amart, you said this date happened about a month ago, and you've tried reaching out to her a few times. My question is do you just want to know what went wrong here? Or are you still helping to get another date with Kylie?

I want both? I mean I want both. I did try to text her like four or five times, and I did ask did I do something wrong? But I got no response? And you didn't send her any links to more information on soil right, no, no compost talking. Okay, look if I didn't talk about composting enough. Yeah, you know she's talking to her friends like this guy's dirty, no mean dirty, like he likes dirt for a good reason. Yeah.

I don't think that's what she's gonna say. All right, she may have just been a little bored on the date, but we can recover for a lot. Yeah. On a scale of one to ten, how confident are you going into this? I'm gonna go with three. Oh, oh, well, he knows. At least you know you messed up. Sometimes we're on the phone, people have no idea what happened. Well, I'm at a seven and put together that makes a ten maximum confidence going into this call. Let's do it

weird scale. Ok here we go. I'm we could do whatever we want, our show, our rules. Let's call it Kylie. We'll see what she has to say. Yeah, let's get it done. That's right. Okay, here we go. Hello. Hey is this Kylie? This is she? Hey, what's up? Kylie? Hi? Hi, Kylie? Who is this? We're a morning show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, are you familiar at all? Um? Nine times out of ten I asked that question and most people say no, So are you the one? It

sounds somewhat from event big win. It's a good day for us. Now, hope the bosses are listening. I'm oh yeah, I'm really confused. What's going on here? We're just trying to generate some fun small talk before we get into the deep com We want to ask you about your dating life? What about my dating life? Okay? Why? Because one of our listeners says that he went out with you recently. He calls himself Amart. Oh oh okay, Um, you know what I'm talking about. Oh yeah, Amar, Yeah,

that's that's Anthony, right. Yeah, sounds like he sounds like a sweet guy. Yeah, oh yeah, he was nice. Um, it just it was a little strange. I guess of a date and kind of took a different turn and just yeah, what part of it was strange to you? Um? What did what did he tell you? I mean, only good stuff, really dated? The bar, compost talk, very sexy composting. He did not say very sexy. He was worried that maybe he monologued for too long. Yeah he has to say.

Sexy was implied. Alexis and a little bar. Yeah, yeah, I'll admit it. The composting seemed a little obsessive. He he talked about it a lot. But that's this thing. That's fine, that's good for the earth. Okay, I hate the environment. I don't, But I kind of was curious, like, what are his personal bathroom habits? As far as I'm posting, what all does he use for composting? Did you say

use personal bathroom habits in terms of composting? Yeah, I mean he was the one that brought it up, and I didn't really want to delve in too far as to what, wait, does he have a compost toilet? Is that what you're saying? It was something to do if I don't know, if it's his own matter that comes out. I just we have a compost toilet at my family's cabin. You got to put some pete moss in there, and you got to turn the thing. You're not helping. As much as you think it's not that bad, it kind

of turns to kind of this like ashy nothingness. You've now made it even worse. Is that what gross you out? Though? That's what turned you off. It wasn't the greatest of conversations, but that wasn't the end all, the all of the date. Really, it was something a little bit later on. Um, I don't know if anything else that happened during your day. Yeah, he said he went to the bathroom and he was in the line for a long time. Did you think that he had left you and it well or something?

He gave go to the bathroom and he was gone for a while, and I just thought, well, I need to get use the restroom myself. So I went and got in the line, and here he comes out of the bathroom finally, and the attendant said, no, you need to go back in there. You didn't wash your hands.

Oh yeah, wait the intendant actually called him out on that lot of guys that do though, So yeah, in that moment, for me, that attendant deserved a tip because to fall him out and say you need to go back in there and wash your hands, I was like, oh no, not the guy I'm here with. He didn't wash his hands. Maybe he was just in a hurry and he forgot. Yeah. He said that he was worried that you were kept waiting at that table for so long.

And now I feel bad because he's actually been waiting for a long time on the other line wanting to talk to you. So let's just rush him out, no hands washed and put him on he's on the phone. Yeah, okay, I'm here, all right, all right? Cool. As awkward as that attendant conversation, I think, Amar, why don't you apologize, well, not apologize, but just address what she was talking about. Kylie says, you weren't washing your hands. No, no, I didn't wash my hands. I just believe in the more

natural thing. No, no, no, what's the natural affair. Just bater over your hands is the more natural thing. It's the natural killer. Washing your hands prevents disease and sickness. I heard that washing actually weakens your immune system. That when you have your dirty hands, every frat guy ever says you need to expose yourself to germs in order to build up your immunity so you don't get sick. It's it's actually the smart thing to do. Is that? Because I feel like you and Jose are more sick

in this studio than anybody else. Kylie, don't you understand it's a health thing. It's good for you. No, it's good for you to keep your hands wash. Yeah, well I'm not. I'm not I'm opposed to washing my hands. It's just I do wash my hands on the just water, you know. It's just I don't use the soap. Okay, Brook, you seem like you should be on board with this more than anybody else. You don't only organic materials. We're

excited about that toilet thing. Yeah, yeah, I guess what I do after I use the compost toilet at my parents cabins, after I've washed my hands. You'd washing your hands is so vital to public health. Really did the cavemen wash their hands with soap? Broken? And they live to be like sixteen Jeffrey, sixteen years. Her hands are the only thing she washed. I mean, Kylie, is that really a deal breaker for you? He didn't wash his hands one time so we could rush back out to

spend more time with you. No, it didn't really sound like that to me. To me, it sounded like he's really not into it and that he doesn't ever use soap, And just for me, that's not my cup of team. Sorry, I'm just imaginating him just hand deep in his compost working. It just what's under his fingernails, Like, take your fantasy somewhere else. It's called being one with the earth. Yeah, he's connected. It's like the movie Avatar. Yeah, nature right.

I mean, honestly, though, Amar, I do think you're going to struggle a little bit in the dating world if you don't start using soap and water, you have to go places without attendance. Well, she shouldn't have been spurning on me. She wouldn't have known that. That's a good. Okay, here we go. Would you like to apologize for spying on you? You know, I was in my own line. Thank you. You could give that apology to him in person. When we send you guys out on a second date

that we pay for, I appreciate it. But when I haven't or spontage text messages in the minds, I'm sorry. I just don't out with you. Don't want a meal of finger foods with him. He's a grown man, he can do it. Yeah, but Kelly, I have a great immune system. I haven't had an SCDN over three months. Nothing to do for this show doesn't have to do

with washing your hands and Jeffrey in the morning. You know, everybody has their unique quirks, okay, and I feel like we need to be more accepting of them as a show because we're hearing them more and more. No, not washing your hands is not a quirk. It's just gross. Yeah. I mean, you find a doctor on the planet that would recommend not washing your hands. Oh, good thing. We don't trust doctor. Kay. What about washing your body every month? Yeah? Yeah,

once a month would be great. I washed my body once a month. Jeff Grove photos of videos for you want that? I don't want that. I'm saying you could sure learn to be more accepting with some of our listeners or or even some of us. Like when jose bites his fingernails and makes a pile of them on the desk, you could be accepting of that instead of being all judgmental, and maybe says something nice to him like, wow, that was an impressive pile. Yeah, I'm hygienic. No you're not.

And sometimes you forget the pile of fingernails on the table and so then they turn that kind of yellow color after they've been saying no. I was hoping that we could be a little bit more accepting of people in their h That's a lot for me to ask. So h have gotten accepting? Jeff If you ever want to get a second date update and be judged for every little mistake you've ever made, Yeah, email the show. We'll call the person isn't calling you. Guys, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.