Second Date Update: Jesus Take The Selfie

go to bat for you. So tell us about the girl that you want us to call. What's her name? Her name is Cindy. Her name Cindy. And I'm guessing was she upfront with you about not drinking. It's a complicated story, but yeah, she was upfront when we met for a first day. We met at a cocktail bar. So okay, So she's cool being out around Yeah totally. Because everybody has different levels of sobriety. Sometimes you need that reminder of like, oh, yeah, this is why I

don't drink. Yeah, actually just go out with a bunch of annoying drunk people. Yeah okay, So I mean, how did that meeting go? It was a really small coxhail bar. Uh. It's like a place you go get one or two drinks. They're pretty expensive. Oh yeah. And so when I found out, I was like, oh, she'd be you don't go somewhere else. She's like, no, this is great. And we I had a drink and she had something just like a soda water and are you okay? Are you? Are you sure?

She's rolling in her eyes, she's breaking things in half in for him? Great, but go through at all. I totally applied people's life of sobriety. I think that it's awesome. Absolutely, But if you were on this date, you'd already be four drinks deep because I'm not a sober person. Yeah, not on the date, not now, exactly during your sleep now. But that's okay, let's let's learn a little bit more out silver. Cindy tell us how well, in my head, I was like, we should probably go somewhere else where

they have like food. This also, they didn't really have food at this part. So she was telling me she's really religious while we're there. Okay, this is making okay? Is that why she chooses not to drink? Then? Right? I think? So hard? Is that okay with you, because like I personally, I probably wouldn't date a super religious person because I'm not a super religious person, and I feel like those are the type of things that you

really need to be on the same level with. It's not my jam either, by in large, but this is gonna sound really shallow too. But she is so attractive you're like, oh, absolutely, so your Jesus relationship depends on how hot. I'm not saying that I would be interest didn't her if she wasn't an interesting person, But I still feel this way. I'm like religious, Yeah, Okay, it's not what I would prefer, but hey, everyone just gotta lived their life. Bro, you're in front of a pretty girl.

There's just something inside of you that's just like, keep her attention right now. Okay, so she's locked you back in with her amazing good looks. Where do you move from after the cocktail bar? Yeah? Well, she was like, do you want to do something wild? Oh? Do you get to go youth group? Yes? What's wild? What's wild for a sober church girl? Well, I'll tell you because I was like, yeah, of course, and she said we should this is true, we should go buy a back

of groceries and give it to a homeless person. No wild, she's gonna want to leave. This is the that's actually sweet, but not wild, as long as you like, get the order from the homeless person first, like you're not forcing groceries on them that they don't want or some excuse. Give the gluten free option. They can be lactose and collaring, you know, I was. I actually thought it was kind of an awesome idea. Yeah, for sure, fun but it was late, so the only place it was opened with

seven eleven. Oh, then it was fine. There was still some decent stuff in the seven eleven. No, you could still get some pasta there, you know, like mac and cheese, sandwich whatever, and like toilet trees and stuff. That's that's actually good. So we got this bag. It was like fifty eight dollars worth of stuff. All right, that's a really nice and did you pay to like, you know, show off? I try to pay for everything on the

first date. Right, good? So what happens next? He take this bag out and we're just looking around downtown area for a homeless person to give it to you, and there was this man sort of slumped over in an entry way of a business. See that's more Brooks type. Actually, yeah, I've made out with one really hot homeless guy. Would you approach him? She was asleep, and so I was like, there's a scoop here protected from the rain, so we might as well just put this bag here, you know,

And she's like I want to wake him up? No, no, why would you wake him up? Slap him? Oh no? Like at that point, she just like what is she wanting? Praise from the guy, like, why does she take him up? Yeah? Yeah, so she does wake him up. She won't take no for an answer actually, and so she waked him up and he's like, look you know yeah yeah yeah, And she was like, we got this package for you, you know, full food and stuff, and he sort of like glanced over and he was like, oh, say, you know, he's

just like sleepy. Yeah, and she repeated it again. Actually she was like, we got to speak. What does she want? And then he said thank you? And so that seemed to be, you know, I was enough, and we walked away, and she was kind of in a sour mood about it. Our movie cry or like jump up and hugg what

does she want? I think she thought that she should have gotten more recognition for the gesture, So that's not typically why you should do good things right that require so you go and you take the food back and you find them more grateful. I mean, was that a turn off for you because that would have been a turn off for me. Yeah. Well, to be fair, I didn't know if that was real. That's what it seemed like. But you know, people are very complicated and she could

have just been in a strange emotional place. I hear you saying that she's hot all over again. You looked fast. It okay, So how did that night end? So we didn't kiss or anything because I also didn't know about like religious principles and so I'm not going to like lean in. So that was it. And uh, I've texted her a couple of times since then. I called her once. I didn't want to be annoying, but I just never heard back. Did you think that maybe you weren't grateful

enough for the date? Oh? Did you text her on a Sunday? Yeah, there's a lot of mistakes that you

could have made here. But we're gonna call sober Cindy for you and try and get your second date update right after this second, before we embark on this holy journey over the phone lines in search of second date salvation, let's first give praise to our listener, Ron, who, during his first encounter with Cindy, shunned the sin of alcohol, took the righteous path of charity to feed and bathe the homeless, gave him some toothpaste, which is pretty close,

and finally he resisted the alluring temptation of carnal pleasure and did not go in for the first kiss. For he who takes the righteous path shall be rewarded with a second date, especially if it's with a hot girl named Cindy. In this we pray Amen, thank you, same thing. Basically, we're gonna call Cindy and see why she doesn't want to go out with Ron again. Yeah? Do you? I mean, Ron, do you think that you know, it was pretty obvious that you weren't a super religious dude and that just

isn't what she's looking for. I mean, honestly, it could be that simple. You know, we had the conversation at our first drink and I laid all my stuff out on the table. You did that, Yeah, definitely shouldn't be putting your junk up on the table. But yeah, I mean religious or non religious girls both don't appreciate that. I don't like that kidding, but I'm not they We're just joking around, man. But let's call Cindy and we'll see what she has to say. Hopefully we can get

you another date. Here you ready? Yeah? Hello? Hello is a Cindy? Yeah? This is she. I don't know. I just have a feeling she's not gonna like us, or that she listens. Yeah, I don't know. Do you listen to the radio in the morning, Cindy, I mean like occasionally sometimes Yeah, okay, Well, as one of the stations you listened to have the show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Um, I think I've heard of it. I mean I've at least heard it like advertised. I

guess big Jesus lovers on this show. You're Jewish joke? Still love that guy. But you we heard maybe you're you're the religious type, Cindy. Is that true? Um? I mean it's kind of like personal, but I do consider myself a Christian. Oh well, alleluish, I'm practicing. I'm going to be better for you, Sindy. But the reason that we're calling is we're trying to get a little help for one of our listeners that you recently went out

on a date with named Ron. Oh Um, yeah, okay, Yeah, so that's why we know you're religious, is because he had mentioned it when we talked to him. Yes, it's all part of this segment that we're doing called a second Date Update. And Ron told us all about the evening that you guys spent together, which sounded pretty fun. I mean, yeah, he was a pretty nice guy. Like, I mean, we got along. I guess, I don't know.

I guess it was just like a little disappointing and so in the end, like I tried to do something like really nice for someone and I don't know, I just didn't turn out exactly how I envisioned. I guess. Like he told us a little bit about going to the bar and then going to the seven eleven to pick up food and things to feed the homeless, which we thought was a really cool gesture. Yeah, I was, Um, I mean, I'm glad he did that with me. He seemed a little confused at first, but I mean he

was down, which was nice. Okay, but I don't know, it just didn't turn out all the way how I had hoped. Um, are you talking about when you insisted on waking the man up to tell him that you guys were giving him groceries. Is that what you're referring to? Because I told him that he should have slapped the guy away, so I was on your side. I think we kind of thought you should have left him sleep. But yeah, I mean they you know, homeless people do sleep a lot, So I mean, like you know about

that way, How did they yet? I don't think those two things that usually go hand in hand. I never thought about it that way. I don't think that's true. Interesting point, but what was the reason, that's what we're looking for. What was the reason that you're not calling Ron back now after the date? I mean, I guess he just did a see him down all the way with like what I was trying to do, Well, what

were you trying to do? I wanted to let this guy know that we got him groceries, and you know, we did something for him, and I'm trying to help the community. And I asked Ron to like take a selfie of him and this man and like a bee and him. Oh no, no, oh, did he use the wrong filter? I could see that would be you are not using charity as klout, are you? No, No, it's not clout. It's like I just wanted to show the world, like what I'm doing, and I want to like raise

awareness for this man. Like and the man didn't want where to sleep, he wanted to keep sleeping. I mean, the man wanted food and I gave it to him. How do you know that he never talked to him before you handed him a bag of groceries? Yeah, why a homeless person wouldn't want like a bag of food

that they don't have to do anything for. Like, it's just like, if you want the selfie, why don't you volunteer with an organization and then take a picture of yourself at said organization and tell people to then donate to said organization specific Yeah, but like, if you're raising awareness, you raise awareness for an organization that is trying to

make an impact on the community. You don't go up to random sleeping people and assume what their wants and needs are certainly knows how to exploit homeless people on a profession. You know who never told us any of this is Ron. His side of the story didn't include any picture so I'd like to ask him about it, because he's actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Okay, Hi, Cindy him. Yeah, you know, I didn't mention that because it didn't actually happen. What

didn't happen? She asked me, and I said no. Why Why would you say no? You don't want to brag about your good Dyes, selfish of you. I think Cindy actually has a point, you know. I think Cindy's heart is in the right place. I think he wants to and this is a way to do that. Is it, though? But I'm not but it can come across as being you know, predatory. Yeah, I mean Brook, he's not just saying this's because Cindy's super hot. But I don't think that she was thinking of her heart. I think you're

thinking all the stuff that's in front of her heart. Yeah, it's probably never till they're married. I don't know. I mean, come on, Ron, you said no because it's the wrong thing to do. Yeah, I wouldn't go that far. I think people have different standards that they hold themselves too. Okay, well, before I offer to send you guys out again, I feel like, maybe first you should Ron apologize Tody for not taking that self you do. You're being sarcasting as I am trying to do my job and make the

love connection happen. I will go to any lengths to make sure that our two listeners get to go out. I know you don't care about love, but I do. I you know what, like apology would actually be really nice, noogiz, it would be the holy thing. Ron go ahead, Yes, we are ready. We are ready to hear your arms spread open wide. Go ahead, Ron, I, I honestly apologize. I am sorry. What are you sorry for not exploiting a man who was asleep? Well, you know, honestly, there

was no actual exploitation happening. Because everybody's got their own path, everyone's on their own journey. We all get to Heaven on different buses. Right, let's take the bus journey to date number two because me, now that you've got your apology, we would like to offer to send you out on another date with Ron Um. Well, thank you, Ron for the apology. I appreciate. I know it seems shallow and these radio hosts that are judging me through the phone,

think what I am trying to do is shallow? Finding up for you is what I eat. I'm trying to inspire and I, you know, thank you Ron for being there with me and help trying to help me with my vision. So are you going out with him again? Are you saying yes once the picture hits? I mean, I think your heart's in the right place and I feel I think i'd be interested to give you another chance another chair, Ron, Ron, you still up with this? Yeah? Absolutely,

I'm so happy to hear you say that. Down religions, we're all happy together from a different I don't know. I'm getting on Jeff Butt Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. You know what, you're gonna stick with the music. Do I feel bad that I put our listener on the spot there by asking him to apologize for not taking a selfie with the homeless man. I don't know, No, I don't. I'll tell you pastic the whole time, and

she thought you were being sincere Brooke. My charity to the world is hooking up regular dudes with smoking hot ladies, no matter if they have to grovel or bag or go against their own belief system. They're not even to hook up Jeff She's super religious. Oh, I don't know. You guys always say the religious ones are freaks in the sheet, so I don't say that you told me that. I think they say that they'll figure out something to

do for sure. And by the way, I want it to be clear, I never told Holds him to apologize. I just gave him the avenue to do it himself. And he couldn't tell just how attractive Cindy was because Ron could not have jumped on that freeway fast. You know, it's interesting how quickly our morals moral compass just dissolves

in the face of a nice set. I mean, yeah, okay, but you know what, if you would like to become our next charity case so we could hook you up with that hot guy or gal who got away, then email the show and maybe will convince you to apologize with ulterior motives. Yeah, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,