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Second Date Update: It's A Fall World After All

Oct 24, 202217 min
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The guy in today’s Second Date feels lucky to be alive after his date to the Carnival. But why were the carnival workers all making fun of him?

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Second, where did you have the worst first date of your life? Oh, that's a big question. I know. For Brooke, it was at a Chucky Cheese when she got ditched in the ballpit by your cousin Scooter. He said he was coming back with pizza for both of them, but nolp. She got out and found him in the arcade playing whack a mole with himself. Well, hey, how old are you? Don't judge? I started young? Okay. One of our listeners, Henry, says he had his worst first date happened recently at

a carnival. Oh. Same, I mean, very similar to my experience. So we'll hear about that. Henry. Welcome to the show man, hey man, thanks for having me. Yeah, okay, no, no, it wasn't. It wasn't the ballpit. Okay, we'll get into the details of what happened at the carnival, but first, tell us about the girl that you went out with. Who she Well, her name is Kylie and she is freaking gorgeous. Yeah. I was like, is there, ugly Kylie? Ugly Kylie's text into seven eight reveal yourself. We need

to know that you're out there. But was okay, she's gorgeous. She was gorgeous. Man. So we met on the dating app. Okay, and they show up and you think they're not really going to be as gorgeous as they were in the photos, but she was right up the bat. I'm like, all right, it's gonna be good. Oh okay. So that makes you excited, not nervous, oh totally, I mean the average nerves, But I'm excited. So what did you guys do together at

the carnival? So I figured neither of us had been to a carnival since we were kids, and let's go be kids. Let's go play. Yeah, date idea. I mean it's open to a lot of like funny moments and also romantic moments. Yeah, And that's exactly what both of us thought until we get there. And I don't know, you remember clearly the carnivals from when you were a kid, But all of the people that work there are kind of they look sad. It kind of look like they're

in prisoner. I actually noticed that as a child as well. You got to get on their level. It's not a easy job. Doesn't seem like a fun job. No, I mean carneys have a stereo. Yeah, I mean why would that ruin your date? Though, Well, it's just a weird environment. When you're trying to be on this first date and you're throwing baseball at a milk jug being run by some strong out neighborhood crack this twenty minutes ago. You at least smile over there while I'm winning this giant

Teddy Bear. Please, yeah, come on, man, I mean, I'm paying you money, so the actually don't smile because I'm going to see all the teeth that you're missing. I mean, did you say stuff like that about these people while you're on the date? That would be like the number one reason you Yeah, honestly, the date was incredible, Like we got caught in candy. We're doing all these ride

and so this is where it goes bad. Okay, you know you have to get tickets to go on the rides, and most rides are five tickets per ride and Summer Pin and at the end of the night we're left with three tickets and we're like, all right, well, what are you gonna do with three tickets? And there's this one rankety looking ride left that only costs three tickets called the Circle, The Seven Seas upside Down pirate ship. Oh, the big pirate ships that go around in a circle

where it goes back. Yeah. Okay, So you're strapped in and you're both facing each other and it's flipping over itself. And I'm a pretty skinny guy, so maybe I didn't tighten it up enough, but I started to slide through. Oh no, Oh my god, that's actually scary. It was terrifying. I fell out of my seat onto her and it's still flipping and they don't see this. They don't stop the ride. Oh my god, were you injured. No, not really, I mean, my my spirit injured. I just imagine you

like slam into her, flips over. I mean, I'm sure you wanted to slam into her at some point in the night, but not. No. She I was able to kind of keep my hands, so I'm just bouncing at her and she's screaming and I'm screaming. Oh that's terrible. I guess it's the point of a ride, though, the worst part of it was when it finally stopped. The carnival dude opens the cage door and I can fall in and rolling out of it, and she just starts walking and I'm like, huh. The whole night was great

until now. So I'm I'm trying to apologize and I hear one of these dudes say that was funny. That is terrible. What happens a lot to them or something pretty emasculating for that to happen in front of your date. Yeah. Yeah, and just the fact that I couldn't hold myself in my seat. I felt like a little kid. It's not your Yeah, it's gravity's fault. It's that, you know, harness,

his fault. It's not your fault, a girl, that just something, Well it is kind of his fault for choosing the worst ride in the park time on the on the Ferriss wheel. So you can calmly kiss on the top of you know, you said that she walked away after that was done, Like, how did it? How did that night end? When drove home in Thailand? Oh, I could tell that she didn't want to talk about it. Yeah, So you don't think it's like a red flag that

she wasn't concerned crying. I mean, I would have liked for her to say something, but honestly, I think she might have been in shock just as much as I was. Yeah, all right, well let's find out maybe she's had a chance to calm down a little bit and process what happened. We're gonna call her and get your second date update find out why she's not calling you back right after this. All right, hold on, We're in the middle of a second date update with Henry, who went on a date

to the carnival with a cuteie named Kylie. They were having a really good time together, minus all the sad looking carnival workers who were totally bumming him out. But the worst part happened on the final ride of the night, when Henry slipped out of the restraints mid ride and got rattled around the cage. Luckily, he's okay, but the mood was definitely killed after that. Yeah, even the guy working the ride laughed when he stepped out, saying that

was funny. So, Henry, how bad are you gonna feel? Though? If you find out Kylie hooked up up with that tweaker operating the ride. We've heard weird things happen on the show. Hopefully that's not the case. No one was thinking that, Jeff, I just thought it. I think it's an option. Yeah, I hope that's not the case. I'm pretty sure she wouldn't have gone home with that guy. Okay, are you sure, because I know Brooke would have. Yeah, a job. My name's Brook, I'm not Kylie. Ye probably,

and you was in to me. She was in to me for sure. Okay. And on the bright side, you you cheered up a sad carnival worker for just a few minutes. That's a good thing. Slapstick comedy still funny. Yeah, yeah, we're good for him. But keep in mind, I almost died in a stage of death. But almost. Ya, sounds like you have. Have you texted with her at all? Or has this been no communication? There has been zero communication. I texted one, hope and she would respond, and she

has not. Well, hopefully, let's get the communication back on track. Here. We're going to call her right now and see what she has to say. Here we go, Hello, Hi, is this Kylie? Oh? It is whose? Oh you mean you can't tell? Okay. She does not find it funny. She tries to listen to our show, broh not thought maybe a second time might work, but no, we're a morning show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, Klie, Hi, everybody's here. My co host Brooke, Jose Alexis Hi, there's

like what four people? Yeah? Oh man, hot and good at math. I like you, Kylie, We hear you're quite the catch. Um who told you that one of our listeners, Henry who you went out on a date with the other night? Oh god, um, oh god? What exactly is this about? This is about a segment that we do call a second Date update, and we're hoping to get some answers for why after you guys went to the carnival together, there's been no communication between you two. Did

he tell you about the carnival? Yeah, most of it sounded really fun. Yeah, the first had a great time. First ninety five percent of the night went really smooth. Would you agree with that assessment? Yeah, maybe ninety four percent? Okay, sorry, I want to argue with the math with but that's good. I mean that's a pretty good percentage for a date. Yea, the best part with the waffle cheep. I'll say that right now, you couldn't get more attractive, Kylie. Yeah, actually,

don't answer that. Let's not get into the food. I'm gonna ask all food questions. I mean what we're on a mission right now to try and get some answers for why you're not calling Henry back. Yeah, and this is what we know. The part that went bad, according to Henry, was when you did the last ride of the night, like the pirate ship called Circle the Seven Seas. The children's ride. Well, he described it as like you were locked into a cage and you're both facing each

other and then you flip, like the cage flips upside down. Yeah, it's a different ride than what it sounded pretty intense. No, that's it. But it was a children's ride. What do you mean it like a teenage child or like a small child, like when they had a small small roller coasters that don't really do much kind of kid ride. Like it was only two or three feet off the ground, Like we only had like three tickets left to thin, and you know it's not going to be a good

ride with three tickets left. Oh wait, so it wasn't a scary ride. Yeah, we're picturing something enormous that was like feet off the ground, tossing you all over the place. Yeah. I thought it was like the zipper meets that meets that ship thing, right, almost a ferris wheel size. Yeah. Yeah, No, it was just like six to nine year olds around a thing. Wait was there a cage and restraints? Oh, there was restraints, but I mean he wasn't even He's just too big for them, Like they couldn't even get

attached to him because it didn't fit. Wait, that's not fair, Like you guys went on the ride together and the restraints didn't fit him. I mean it sounded like it was a scary experience from what you're describing. You're talking about an adult ride. This was not an adult ride. This was a child's ride, moving like two miles an hour, fairly two feet off the ground. We were tilted at the most, tilted at the most, and then suddenly he slipped out and randomly falls on me. Oh, now I

get it. That is a bad Obviously a miscommunication here. Either he's not telling us the whole truth or yeah, that's the one I'm leaning towards, Jeff towards that one. Okay, well, let's take his restraints off from the phone line and bring him on because I need to tell you, Kylie, Henry's been on the other line listening this entire time and wants to talk to you. Henry Henry. Yeah, what do you have to say for yourself. Yeah, yeah, that's rude,

kind of embarrassing, man. I mean, dude, you didn't tell us it was a children's ride that you got hurt on. I felt bad for you. Yes, you didn't ask me if it was a kid's ride or not. Scary to me, the way you described it made it sound like this enormous crazy experience. Yeah, yeah, I apologize to her. You You guys go in this little bitty cage that you hardly fit in and get fun in circles like that, you wouldn't sound but in circles we were tilted to

the left barely. I have a bad equilibrium. Maybe a carnival isn't a great idea for someone with a horrible delirium. Okay, I have vertigo. I like how you were calling all the Carney's creepy, and it turns out that you were the creepy. I see why they laughed. Now, Okay, you guys are kind of getting mean over here because I thought that ya were trying to help me out. You weren't being honest. I mean, you have to admit you

just used it as a way to get close to her. Look, I can see how you all would have heard this and and thought that I was blowing it out of proportion. But everyone experiences things differently, and people get scared of different things, all right, Yeah, so you're sticking to that you were scared. I was, you were? I was. If you were so scared, why did you say you wanted to do it again? Because I wasn't gonna go out like that. I wanted to prove that I'm tough and

I'm a man. I'm gonna get right back on that children's ride and show those five year olds. You want to see me till to the left hard, Yeah, I'll go back to the well. She she didn't want to get back on the ride. Yeah, Kylie, why wouldn't you give him another chance to reclaim his manhood? Oh god, I would have if he was crying more than the seven year old who got off the part beside of us. He was actually scared this whole time. I thought it was a ploy to get close. Yeah, thank you, thank you.

Sometimes when I land on top of people, I cry too, and that's totally okay. And that's why I would love to offer to send you to on another date, to someplace with no rides, maybe just a restaurant and we'll pay for it. Kylie, what do you say you guys would save a lot of money because you'd probably order off the kids men you like? How? Um, I don't think so. I think I knew most. Come on, Kylie, it'll be fun. No. Um, your definition of fun is not mine. Oh yeah, okay, well fine, then I don't.

I didn't. I didn't want to either. So yeah, highly he showed you. Oh I can't believe you're rejecting this man. Yeah, if he's tall enough to ride the ride, he may still cry. I wasn't even crying that much. It was a manly level of crying, Brook Jeffrey in the morning. To be your best every day, you need proven quality sleep every night. Science proves your best sleep is vital to your mental, emotional, and physical health. And that's where

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