Second date updates. Apparently there are a lot of Halloween parties this year. We've gotten more than a few requests for second date updates from people who met someone while being at one this over the past weekend. People are getting back to it. Man. Yeah, and so I don't know if we're going to be able to get to all of them. That's why I'm just going to choose today's based on costume alone. That's why I picked Scott, who went as a car crash test dummy. That's a
good costume. That's my favorite character to play with in Fortnite. So Scott, welcome to the show. Hi, everybody, so solid choice. Yeah, I mean working with Brooke, we see so many weird, complicated costumes. It's basically like a riddle to try and figure out what she is. That's why I really appreciate your straightforward costume. Yeah, definitely. Okay, I'd like to say last year I was a dumpster fire and it totally made sense you were I was good. Yeah, thank you.
But Scott, go ahead, tells about the person that you met at this party. Who are they? Okay? Her name is Lauren. Okay, she's very, very pretty, and she was dressed like Elle Woods from the movie Illegally Blonde. You know, that's a great costume, that all pink, all pink lawyer good And it's not like it's not like you're sexifying something that shouldn't be sexy. Either is sexy. No, that's what I'm saying. You're not like sexifying like the dumpster
fire or something like. It's just an awesome costume because it's darling. You look good. So you complimented her costume, Scott, Well, I tried. So I didn't really know the movie. Oh yeah, so you didn't know who she was. Yeah, I never saw. Why would I see Illegally Blonde? Oh? Why did you go watch it? It is a treasure. I don't remember ruining everything you're saying. It's so good. Don't call it a treasure. It's such a good movie. All right. So what did you do with Lauren? Well, I thought she
was a sexy flight attendant. Yeah, I can see it's that like pink suit. It looks very Yeah, so I kind of it was a very stupid, cheesy line of like joined the Mile High Club. Oh you needed to bend and snap? Yeah. How did she react to that comment? Well, she was a little confused because she didn't understand where that comment was coming from. Yeah, Like she explained the movie to me and I was like, oh, okay, that makes way more sense. Yeah. Yeah, he's like, wait, is
it like the ex wife of Tiger? It's hard hard to start off a sexy conversation like that with most people spend so much time on If you don't get it right away, it's almost like a low blow. Yeah. Were you able to get back on your feet after that? Yeah?
We able to talk, and you know, she asked me about my costume and was asking me all like certain questions about like the car accident, and I was in, oh, this is really great because like she's really like obviously knew what my costume was, and like I was really going along with it. That's nice. Okay. We talked for pretty much the rest of the night, and it felt I felt connected By the end. I thought it was really cool. Okay, So wait, this was the party or
date or did you guys actually go out after you met? No? No, we just we met at the party. Okay, okay, okay, all right, was there any like romance that happened during the party, because it sounds like you just spent an hour or two talking about each other's costumes, just figuring them out. Yeah, well towards the actually probably the back half of the conversation stuff. I went and grabbed us
both a couple of red yellow shot syringes. Oh yeah, those are yeah okay, and then we we kind of intertwined our arms and scorted them into each other's mouth. Kind of hot. I think I like that interest. Yeah, if you do them enough, you're not going to remember the night. Yeah, so what about any intimacy? Did you get a hug? Did you get a kiss? Maybe not get on him for saying things like that, what intimacy? Like this is a makeout session, But you're fine, you're
using like where it's like old stuff. B Yeah, can you focus on me? Can you focus on Scott. We're trying to help out Scott Brooke. Okay, did you make out Scott? Yeah, we did not make out before we think you've got to that point. She did have to leave, but before she left, though, she gave me her phone number. Okay, said in a sexy voice, if you need a legal counseling, Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, have you reached out to her I've texted her twice and she has not responded to me. Nothing.
You're not saying something weird, right, You're just saying Hi, it's me, Like, does she know who's sexing her? Well? I mean I try to reply with some type of quote or something from one of the movies, but I think actually like rant of the second one, and it was not quite as quotable as the first one. I guess I don't remember the second one at all. Most people watch that one. Yeah, and that's why I go
to college. Yeah, I think. Yeah. Besides her giving obviously her number to you, did you get any other indication like did you guys talk about future dates or planned? Not necessarily not really like not like the end of the first aid conversation. It's kind of like, hey, this is fun, Like can I get your number? Yeah? Okay, you offered me the numbers? Okay? I mean and she said it in that sexy, you know, like l Woods
legal counseling way. Did you deliver something sexy back to her like, oh, well, I hope to have a head on collision with your face. That was now. Yeah, well, at least it's something I don't know. I'm just trying to tie it in anyway, I worked on him. Let's play a song, we'll come back. We'll call Lauren for you, and we'll try and get your second date update. You sexy crashed as dummy. Thanks. Scott's first date at a Halloween party recently sounded a lot like our office Halloween parties.
Just confusing, disappointing, and at the end absolutely zero action. It's just a lot of wait, what are you supposed to be? No? Wait, what are you supposed to be? The clause's good for something boys. That's how Scott ended up meeting Lauren, who went dressed as l Woods. He thought she was a sexy flight attendant. But anyway, that confusion got them talking and drinking together, hanging out, and it went so well that she even offered Scott her
number before she left. But weirdly, she hasn't responded any of his text since. So, Scott, sorry for pointing out that you didn't get any action, But you know what, that's what we have the second date updates for. Yeah, we can't guarantee it, but we all hope for action. That sound good, Scott, Yeah, okay, I mean, do you have any guesses as to what she's gonna say when we call her and ask why she's not returning your text. I'm not sure. Maybe he didn't like the costume, Maybe
things I would look different outside of it. I'm not I don't know, honestly, test trash dummy. I gotta say, if you get it, if you get a number where a nude onesie is a man to be a test crash test dummy, you must look great in that out there, because that is a hard one to pull off. Yeah, you're welcome. Okay, Well, for the record, I was one that called you a sexy crash test dummy first, so I called I called you that three minutes ago. But if you want to thank Brook, you know, for the
late comment on it, that's fine too. Anyway, I'm gonna dial Lawrence number and we'll try and get your second day update. You ready, man, I appreciate it, you sexy man. Let's do it. Hello? Hi? Is this Lauren? Yeah speaking Hey Lauren. My name is Jeff from the radio show Brooken Jeffrey in the Morning, and I apologize for saying Jeff like in a weird way, Jeff, I caught myself on that one. But no, this is a morning radio show. Yeah, Lauren, Okay,
why it's a great question. Yeah, Lauren. Well, we're doing a segment called a second Date Update, where we help our listeners reconnect with people that they've gone out on dates with recently. How did you get this number? Well, someone that you met the other night gave it to us because they said that they had a great time hanging out with you. In fact, you were the one that gave them your number. I haven't been on any dates and like longer than i'd like to admit. Actually yeah, yeah,
it was a Halloween party. His name is Scott. Oh uh. He was a crash test dummy. Yeah yeah, I remember him, and you remember giving him your phone number saying to call you, um, yeah if he needed legal counsel. Wait, but you were addressed as l Wood So that was like the joke, right, Yeah, well I was, but I'm actually a lawyer also. Oh so, like you gave your number because like in case he wanted to be your client,
like for real? Yeah, I mean he told me this terrible story about an accident he was in recently, and I thought he might need representation. Oh no, wait, so you were interested in maybe dating him? You weren't thinking of it that way. I hadn't really thought about it. I thought we were just, you know, having a friendly conversation at a party. I thought he got you a drink. Um. Maybe what I mean is there was no like, hey can I grab you a drink? People all the time.
But I did the shot thing. Remember he said jealous shot syringes with him? Yeah, I fed each other. Yeah, I guess, I mean I probably with a dozen other people. Okay, he was reading it wrong. Alcohol was a factor. I mean he felt like there was a connection that you guys had, that you guys were talking for a long time and hanging out, and that's why you gave him the number. I mean, it was really loud in there. To be honest, I guess there was a misunderstanding clearly.
Oh no, okay, wait, this isn't bad. I mean you're not saying no. You just weren't thinking of it as a time like are you single right now? Yeah? Okay. Can you remember how attractive and hot he was in the crash test suit? Uh? Well, I mean he was wearing a helmet. So Lauren, Hello, I was dressed up as a crash test dummy. Yeah, yeah, she got Scott. Yeah, yeah, Scotsman on the other line listening this entire time. Lauren, Yeah, okay, it went with my costume, Like because I was a
crashed of dummer. You made the story up about the crash you were in, that she was offering you legal advice. I mean made everything up. Like it turns out, I don't know anything about you. You were telling me all about being a lawyer, but I thought you just were doing the same thing I was and coming up with a backstory. You thought that when she was telling you about el Woods, you didn't know that she was a real lawyer. You thought she was just making a thing
about being el Woods the whole time. Yeah. I thought she either like really researched it or really watched the movie a lot, because she was like very knowledgeable about being a lawyer. She thought you were really a dummy. Yeah, it was like method acting. Yeah, I thought you were method acting, but it was really real life. You guys are really good acting. Yeah. So, Lauren, are you understanding he wasn't in a real crash. I mean, I get it now, but you had a lot of things to
say about this accident. I assumed it was real. I just had fun making it up. I just I like pick it up stuff lying like how detailed are we talking here? I mean describing the way the cars were coming, and like what I would ask him about as a lawyer, like if side and then went, and Lauren's actually taking notes like you do. Actually, I think I have a case absolutely hit and run. Oh my god, what a
funny misunderstanding. Okay, Well, now you guys know that that's not the case, right, You guys do realize that, right, He's not a real crash test dummy, and Scott, she is a real lawyer. Yeah, yes, okay, Okay, established that, And now I'm wondering, is there's still a connection between you guys. You guys should just get to know each other. Now, Well, I mean I heard a lot about her being a lawyer, and apparently I just thought it was all fake, but
apparently it was all real. Sores. I feel kind of like, you know a little bit about what she does, and I would very much like to go on a real date. No more about her, Okay, Oh well, I mean I feel like I don't know anything about you, Scott. Yeah. Oh he's got a vivid imagination. Yeah that that one. What do you actually do for a living, Scott, I'm an engineer. Oh what type of engineer? Are you? Like? A train engineer, like an airplane engineer? Yeah, technical engine
because you mean there's so much confusion. I just want this to be as clear as possible, sister. I'm an electrical engineer. I like the design telephone poles and things of that nature. You design poles. He's like, I got a new idea for this one straight and it's all war guess so, but that's cute. I think he's really cute. Lauren. Yeah, I mean, Lauren, what do you think, like, would you be willing to go out on an actual date with
Scott because we would pay for it? Well, I feel kind of bad about ignoring you considering how this all played out. Maybe coffee okay, oh absolutely, that'd be great. Yeah, I like it. Yeah, and we can afford that. We probably can't afford your legal fees, so that well, maybe we shouldn't call it a date. I feel like I just need to meet you again for the first time so we can get to know each other a little bit. Is it cool if I still bring my costume? Okay,
funny guy? Yeah, look at that a fake lawyer who turns out to be a real lawyer. It's a fake crash test dummy who turns out to be a real dummy. Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning,