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Second Date Update: How Dare You Say I'm Sorry

Mar 16, 202218 min
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The guy on the phone today has a strategy for getting the attention of a woman who's WAY out of your league... And it actually worked!

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Second day. If you see a really good looking woman at the club or at a bar, what's the best way to start talking to her? That's an interesting strategy, are you okay? Yeah, I am. Now I'm going to say compliment her. Don't go compliment girls because you a nice compliment. Yeah, those are some nice earlobes you got there. Hey, if that's what you've noticed, that's what you can always use the old finger come here motion from across the room. It's too classy for Brooks style. Or there's my go

to move that I used through my early twenties. Recreate the entire dance scene from the movie Greeks, and she will be eating out of the palm the one that I want. That's what she's thinking. Okay, but apparently one of our listeners, Liam, met a girl in a different way than any of the ones that we just mentioned. So let's find out how it worked. Liam. Welcome to the show. Hey, thanks for having me. What was your route of approach, sir? Well, yeah, so I take a

different angle. You know, if I see a girl who is definitely like out of my league, clearly the hottest girl there, I just act like she isn't not in a bad way, But like, just I don't you don't just give them those compliments that they're already hearing on the time, you know, you just treat them like they're normal. Okay. So with all the ugly girls that like compliments like me right away? All right, So how do you treat a beautiful girl like she's normal? Like, what did you

do with the girl that you met? And what's her name? By the way, Um, well, her name was Sandy, just like Greece. Oh my god, okay, anyway, sorry, go ahead, go ahead. How did you meet Sandy? Well, so she was at the bar. I was with my buddies, and we were actually having a similar conversation about what's your pickup line, what's your go to? And I've seen her at the bar, and I approached her with my tactic of not really acknowledging her. So the bartender comes up,

someone it's you. I'm like, oh, what, didn't see you? Okay, okay, So you're standing at the bar, not acknowledging her, exactly right next to her, pretending like she's out there, and I ordered my drink and then I just leaned over to her and I just say, hey, can you do

me this favor. There's this really hack girl that is stalking me tonight, and I just if you don't mind, can you just pretend like you're my girlfriend just like a minute, so that way, I don't know, what do you think a good looking guy does that to you in the bar? I'll do whatever you as well. I think it's so easy to see through when you say

a really hot girl is stalking me. I mean like that's the piece where yeah, but I did say that she was crazy, so that is kind of the yeah, Okay, what did Sandy say when you tried that on her? She laughed, so I knew like it was record, so she saw through it too. She thought you were joking. She I don't know what she thought at first, but she definitely found it funny. And then it was just my inn and we kept talking and I ended up confessing to her. I was just like, listen, there's no

other girl here. I was just because whether she believed you, she'll be relieved and laugh or she'll be like, well, dud, dude, I knew. What did she say? She said? I kind of figured that's cute. So now the facade is broken and you guys are just talking normal. How does the rest of the night go? Yeah, so we exchanged numbers and then and went back to my cable of guys and they gave me like a round of applause. Wow, have you guys hung out since then? So she was at the bar most of the night. I was at

the table. She was at the bar with her friends, and we would just make eye, coactac maybe have a couple of words and passing, and it was just kind of throughout the night. Okay, but it wasn't really like hanging out the whole night. But you're still flirting with her all night? Yeah, Yeah, there's definitely good vibes between us. When I passed by her once, I did say, hey, if you see that hot crazy girl, make sure you give me heads up. What's great about this is you

two already have an inside joke. Yeah you know, love that. But I'm just picturing his buddies at the table all trying this too, And now like seven guys at the bar are all like, oh, there's crazy girl. I woke up. I'm like, hey, a really ugly girl. So yeah, I was kidding. So how long ago did this happen? This was just last week? Okay a week ago. I mean,

did she give you her real number? I believe so, because after the night was over, we actually were leaving at the same time, and she apparently lives not too far from where we were, and I asked, can I walk you home? And she was like sure, so oh yeah, So I walked her home, got to her entrance, and we actually started making out. Yeah, just to recap, you made her laugh all night, You walked her home like a gentleman, and then you guys kissed. Wait did you

go up? I mean that's what she wants, right, Like, dude, If I'm asking a dude to walk me home, it's because I want him to come over. And I didn't go up, so there's nothing. It was just, you know, I'm not trying to be pushy. She didn't ask. Okay, Okay, get that, okay. So I mean, have you tried to contact her or text her, call her since this all happened. I texted her the next day just kind of say what's up, and it was great, meaning here and all that,

but just spend radio siren. I haven't heard anything. Now she's using my tactic against me. I'm not finding it funny. Funny when you do it. Well, I want to help you out, but we have to go real quick because there's a psycho girl that's staring at me right now, watching us. We do the show every day, dude, she is obsessed with me. I need to get away from here, but we're gonna play a song. We'll come back, we'll call Sandy for you, and we'll try and get you

a second day up, Dade. Okay, all right, good, alright, look away, god sec. One of our listeners, Liam is on the phone with us right now because he had an interesting strategy to meet a beautiful woman treat him normal. Yeah. No,

I mean, honestly, his method was humor. When you get down to the bottom of it, he's just funny because what he ended up doing was he pretended like there was a crazy, beautiful girl that was being obsessed with him following him around the bar, and asked the girl that he met, Sandy, if she would pretend to be his girlfriend to help protect him from the crazy and it actually really worked. It got them talking and they

ended up having a really nice night together. Yeah. She was even able to walk her home to her apartment at the end of the night and get a nice little makeout in Yeah, I mean I love that, you gotta everything. But now it's been sounds like over a week now, and she's not answering the text or the voicemails that he's been leaving. So we're going to call her right now and see what she has to say. Liam, how are you feeling? That's so pretty good? I'm interested

to see what happened. Okay, yeah, I mean you're still super into her, right, like, yeah, absolutely? Okay, Well, maybe she's just been busy. I mean it has only been a week. I don't know. Usually you make time for somebody that you like, but yeah, also if you like them, you would say, hey, it's been a crazy week, like I can talk better this time, more available next week. Or maybe she was really drunk when you were making out and you didn't realize it. Or maybe she ended

up with the crazy hot girl. There was interesting twist. I like it. It's a possibility. So let's call her and see which one of us is right, right? I hope so too. Let's dial this number and see what she has to say. Here we go. Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Sandy. This is she? Hey Sandy, my name is jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, hoping you have a second to talk with us Brooke and Jeffrey. Yeah, I'm sorry, what is this

pertaining too? Well, we're a morning radio show. The whole team is here, there's Brooke. We're not a very smart morning show. If you have maybe some fun news for you, I mean I would like it. We're doing a segment about dating because one of our listeners met you recently and had a really nice time with you and is hoping to see you again. His name's Liam. Do you

remember Liam? Yeah? I remember Liam. Okay, that's great. So if you don't mind us asking what was your first impression when he showed up for the date and you got to meet him in real life? It's like this quiet, confident type. You know, he held his shoulders high and it was nice. I liked hanging out with him. Okay, are you just like super busy and that's why you haven't been able to get a hold of him this last week? No, I mean I have. I've left him

a couple of voicemails. Oh yeah, okay, I don't think he's gotten those. Yeah, because he called us and said that you hadn't called him. Well, I mean he did text me, but I just wanted to talk, you know, because if you don't know someone very well, you can misinterpret a text. So all you guys do She just said, like talking on the phone is one of the most

intimate things you can do nowadays. I do too, But if you are actually talking on the phone with someone, it's either your mom or have you been disappointed that he didn't answer your calls to return your call? Well, I mean, like my phone was acting weird to a call. He's my roommates land line, so maybe he didn't get

that it was me. Your roommate has a land would also be your land line because you'd be in the same house together, share in the same land It's her work line that she has been up in her office, and my phone was in the battery was almost dead, so I just kind of borrowed it real quick. Okay, Okay, Yeah, maybe you didn't answer because you just don't. You don't answer numbers you don't recognize. But are you saying that

like you'd be interested in maybe seeing him again? Well, yeah, I mean I didn't think he was because I left a couple of messages and I didn't hear back, so I just kind of thought he was blowing me off. Well, we could just ask him if he got the voicemails, because well, he at least uses it right now because he's been on the other line listening this entire time, Sandy, and he wants to talk to you. Oh really, Oh I like it. Hey, I had no idea that you called me. Yeah I did. Oh well, I just I

gotta say something. And you know, just hearing your voice and hearing the way you talk about me, it's just it's really nice, and I got to come clean. I really like you. Oh wow, oh wow? Um, okay, thing, why do you say that? Why are you saying all this? Well, because I do like you, and I finally got a chance to tell you. I mean, I haven't been able to get hold of you. Oh okay, what's happening here? He's trying so hard. It's too hard, you guys, hear

this in his way. Well, I think he just heard you say some really nice things about him, so he probably just wanted to reciprocate. I just I felt like I needed to say that. I mean, I'm sorry I didn't check my voicemails. I I don't know. Yes, I'm sorry, I'm just kind of bringing this wrong. Okay, can you just stop right there saying sorry, sorry, sorry, it's pathetic. Oh oh, this is a dude. You just left multiple

voicemails for to get a hold of him. First of all, I left two voicemails, not multiple, And I wasn't going to sit around and wait for mister wishywatch it. He's like Charley Brown. Oh, I think he's just trying to say he had a nice time with you. Well, you know what, it's too much. Listen. He doesn't even know who I am listening. He was just nervous. He came on the show for our help because he couldn't get a hold of you. You wouldn't text, and he did

not expect you to say that this. Yeah, it takes a lot of bravery to come on the radio and put this all out there. So, I mean, Leo confidently keep talking to her. Yeah, it's just you, guys. I mean, I'm on the radio. It's a little nerve wracking, and I didn't think that they'd actually get you on the phone. And I just I don't know, I just I guess you did what. I don't know, maybe like why don't you just go out with me this weekend? Oh? That? Or maybe if you don't, I'll just ghost you forever?

Oh is that what you want? Sandy? Did you just give me an ultimatum? Because I don't think you really know how to be a strong, confident night guy. You're just you just kind of falling apart here, buddy, what do you want from me? Like I say I'm sorry for missing your voicemails, then you start like being kind of rude, you know, and then you just then you want confident, you don't want you to apologize, and then now I'm too confident, just like make I you're mind. Hey,

welcome to dating manngratulations, they know what they want. Honestly, Sandy, you're being really like kind of me. I mean, I'm not trying to say it in a weird way, but when I go out, I do attract a lot of guys. And I have a type. I have a type that I like, and I think everybody has a type that they like. There's nothing wrong with that. And Liam presented himself as that type the other night. But get him on the phone and you really get to know him.

In the daylight. He's just the opposite. So why am I mean because he's not my type? Because it sounds like you're not his. I mean like you're not the person he described either. You were like laughing and fun loving and now you're luck. You know, I was having fun with a nice, strong, confident man and it was a great time. But you know it had my beer

goggles on. What do you want me to say that Literally minutes ago, when we were talking to you, you told us that you had a great time with him, you thought he was a really nice, cool guy, and hearing you answered the phone, he was saying the same exact thing to us. You guys both wanted to go out with each other, and in the course of a few minutes now you both have changed your minds. I mean I haven't changed my mind. I mean I'd still love to go out with you, and I mean I'll

even buy you a gift. What wait, No, don't overget it up. No, No, it's exactly right. That's pathetic and needy. Don't buy me a gift. Why would you do that? You need to channel the person that met her the first time and be angry that she said all those mean things about you. Here's worth more than that, man, And if you're not going to be a man here, then I'm going to be a man and I'll ask her for you. Sandy, you better go out on a date with Liam. And we're gonna pay for that date

whether you like it or not. But you better like it because that's the only way that is going to happen. Oh wait, let me get my fan. I'm swooning. You start clocking mine back. Oh wait, I think she's being sarcastic. Yes, we do honestly want to send you out on another date, though seriously, well, I'll go on an end a day, just not with Liam. That's not how. It's a Liam only date. Liam, do you want to save this? Um? I mean I'll buy you two gifts. No, that's a

big in O. I'm not doing that. I can't be the only one here. And how pathetic the skuy is Liam offer her your car. You're gonna have to go big now, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Oh to me, that just goes to show hot women are impossible to please, which it's not true. Terrible women are impossible to please. It has nothing to do with her looks. I have

plenty of friends who are super hot and also lovely people. Yeah, I agree, but I feel like the more attractive they are, you basically need to be confident every moment for the rest of your life. Like if a family member dies, don't cry, and you're the hot girl, just pick up a shovel and dig through the pain. I mean, if we're gonna go deep. I think that she just has a hard time loving herself. That's why she does want people to love her. Yes, she's ugly on the inside.

She's right about that too. I don't know if that's ever happened on our show, though We're two people were both interested in each other. One was leaving voicemails, one was texting they do want to go out right up until the moment they actually speak on the phone. Yeah, Like, is hanging out in the bar different than being in the studio with us? Yeah? I mean yeah, yeah, a fault that they didn't go out, Like, did we give off a bad atmosphere? I did, brooks negative vibes get

to them and break them up? She did just tell therapy. Yeah, she does never gonna be happy, that's what she's looking for. Okay, I'm sure. If you ever want a second date update, you can always email the show. Hopefully we're in a better mood on that day, but we'll call the person who wasn't calling. You're back.

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