Second d A good sign at the end of a first date is a kiss and yeah, maybe a short conversation that mentions, hey, this was fun, we should do it again, maybe with less clothes next time. Yet direct way to say it, I like it. A potential bad sign at the end of a date is when one party cuts things off a little bit short and the other party reacts by accusing them of lying. It's not
a good sign. Now, our listener, Luke didn't go quite that far, but he came right up to the edge of calling around and I want to hear the story from him. So Luke, welcome to the show. Many thanks for having me. Yeah, okay, are you still really angry, Luke? Because I don't know if we should do this call? If that's your headspace, no, this kind it's sad. I was like really excited. He had a good time, so
I was just a little disappointed. Okay, Okay, all right, So who is this girl that we're going to be calling here? What's her name? Her name's Ivy And we met online? Okay, and why were you poison? Why were you so excited about Ivy? Well, you know, we were chatting for a little bit after we had like met and like we were trying to figure out what we could do, but it was so hot. But we both were like, man, we should do something cool, maybe something with water or maybe something what I I mean, I
get it, Like that makes sense. You don't want to be sweating your entire date. It's not a good look. Yeah, it really wasn't. But I ended up seeing this TikTok video with this guy actually baked a cake in his car because it was so hot outside. God, who I just saw someone doing lasagna in a mailbox. Yeah, you don't need one anymore. So we're you guys do make a sharecoonery board in a freezer? So did you guys
bake a carcake? Well, we were wondering if it was like fake or you know, there's no way we could really do it, and so we actually did try it. You tested it. Did it work? I actually think that's fun? Yeah, Like I thought it was fun and she was down for it too, which I was like super excited about, and so I went, I picked her up. We got the cake, Mick, we put it in a tray in my car and we left it out in the sun for like maybe about an hour later, and then when
we checked it it was actually baked. Dude. It's like, and now you have cake to eat and your car smells amazing that too. Yeah, I don't need to buy any of those like cinnamon air freshmeners for a long time. Oh my god, what kind of cake did you do? Chocolate fonfetti? Um, well, it turns out both of us our favorite cake is red velvet. Oh you have a shared cake love. Yeah, we tried it and it tasted really really good. Weird. So this is such a fun date.
But it's like daytime, right, So it's not like she's probably going to stay the night or anything. Brooks wondering where does the booze come in? So it's just like, I mean, it's more casual that way when you're in the middle of a day. Yeah, and so I knew she wasn't going to end up staying the whole night, but then she was kind of like, oh, I have
to take off. Yeah, this was kind of a br really. Oh, I mean at that point, you've probably been hanging out for two hours, right, Yeah, it's like some people just want to leave, like when the timings right, because if you overstay, then that should be a bad look too, you know, did you have an excuse for like why she needed to take off? She did. She was like, oh, my dog hands have been feeling well that's hard to
argue with. Yeah. Yeah, but see now what was weird is that nowhere on a dating profile or none of her pictures did she even mention having a dog. Oh wait, you think she's lying about the dog. I just kind of thought it was weird because, like, we we chatted for a while online and at no point did a dog come up. That is odd because most people with dogs have to tell you about them in the first five minutes in their profile pack something. Come on, why
would she lie about a dog? There's so many other excuses she could have used you. But now what happened was that she said her dog was sick, and so I was like, oh, man, I didn't know you had dogs. And then she says, oh, yeah, his name is sprinkle sprinkles a cake. We just put sprinkles on his ship. His name is red Velvet car. Yeah, how my kids come up with me lamp. It's a pretty big coincidence there. So yeah, that's what I thought. It just seemed l coincidental.
But I just didn't even call her out, and so I even told her. I said, okay, well I'll drive you home. She was like, oh no all uber jack card is like super hot. You did just a yeah. Yeah, but that's why I want to ride. Yes, so good. Have you talked to her at all since the date happened? No, she haven't. I've tried to text her a couple of times, nothing about the dog, but I just have got nothing back. Huh. Yeah. The first thing I'd ask is how's your dog doing?
She should say good, bad, whatever. It definitely seems like she wants nothing to do with you. Yeah, so we better call her. But you know what we're gonna do. We're gonna play a song, come back, and we're gonna try and let you have your cake and eat it. Took Yeah. I mean on a scale of one to ten, Luke, how impressed were you by that? I have to say maybe about a six. I'd say seven if I wasn't so sad, I'll take it. Yeah, we're gonna do a
second date update right after this. Hold on second. The first date that we just heard about has all the ingredients that we love. Viral TikTok videos, homemade red velvet cake. Yeah, and a sick dog named Sprinkles. Don't feel bad. It's
probably just a made up dog. Because Luke and his date Ivy attempted baking a cake inside his car on a hot day, and afterwards, she suddenly claimed that she had to go and check on her sick dog, Sprinkles, which Luke thought was a little bit suspicious because she never mentioned having a dog before that and they just finished putting Sprinkles on top of their cake. Yeah, so was that just an excuse or wasn't an actual emergency. We're about to call her and try and find out, Luke.
We're gonna put the frosting on this segment here. Unfortunately, Jose's already licked the spoon. Is that still cool with you? Yeah, that's fine. I just man, I'm really hoping that she and I are able to get reconnected because I really like this goal. If she's lying, she's a terrible liar. You know, you can't even like, you can't even go with Bella like, I mean, that's the easiest dog name ever, you know, Yes, I have a dog named Bella, Luke, do you think we should just call her a liar?
As soon as she picks up the phone. No, because I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt. Okay, that's your call, it's your second date. It's not bad to date a bad liar. You know then you always know when it's the good liars. You don't want that one. We're gonna try and find out that answer right now. I'm just gonna dial her number. Here we go. You're gonna feel dumb. If the dog answers the phone better be barking in the background, coughing, bark we go. Hello, Hey,
is this Ivy? Yeah speaking? Is it hi? Ivy. My name's jeff I'm an assistant with the veterinary Clinic. I'm calling to see how Sprinkles is responding to the antibiotics. She did, okay, right out the gate. Wait what huh your dog Sprinkles? Oh no, did Sprinkles go to the big fire hydrant in the sky. I'm so sorry? What's going on, guys, Ivy? So I'm not actually from the vet clinic. We're on You're on the radio right now with a morning show called Brooke and Jeffrey would Clinic.
Four people calling Hey, I'm like, why are you guys laughing? What is going on. We're doing something called a second date update. We're trying to get some answers for one of our listeners named Luke, who you went out with recently. Oh yeah, Louse, right girl, Why are you lying to Luke? Listen, guys, I mean, I made up a pretty bad lie just to get out of where I was. Luke was kind of onto you. He noticed that at the end of the day you seem a little panicked. Yeah, I checked
it in Wait to Go. I mean, did he tell you what happened there? Like? Yeah, I mean, we know, we know a little bit about the day. We know that you guys went and tried baking a cake together inside of his car to see if it really worked, based off of a viral TikTok video which we thought sounded like a really fun date. Yeah. Well, initially I'm just completely game. But did he tell you anything about
his grandparents? His grandparents, yeah, with them or something. So he picked me up and I thought we were going back to his house. So I was a little shocked. And he opened the door and I see two old people sleeping in a rocking chair. You know, he wakes them up and he goes, hey, meet my grandma and my granddad. And I'm like, wait, what though, right? You feel like that? Like does he take care of his grandparents? Is that why he lives with them? He doesn't live
with them. We were just visiting back. It sounds like they didn't even know that you guys were coming. No, so here's the thing they'll eat. Demands his grandmother to make a cake. Wait what I thought YouTube made the cake? No, she did. And then the thing is he didn't even bring any ingredients and he's just like, oh, we need to make a cake, blah blah blah. And I felt so horrible. So yeah, but here's the thing. I think they're like in their nineties. It's not like they're like
seventy something. They were really all feeble. And he's over there like cracking whips and his grandmother it's like, I can't grip the spoon. I wanted to help. I mean I even offered. He kept interrupting and go, no, no, no, let her do it. She needs to stay active. No, he did it. So basically, should did grandma seem happy to make a nice little cake for her? Grandson asked for grandparents that we can call it so that wasn't even the worst part. Guys. When the timer went off
and he decided to go check on the cake. We went outside and I opened the car door. Yeah, and it was super hot in the car, you know, And I said something like, it's like an oven in here, and he reached around and touched my stomach and said he can't wait to put a bun in the Oh what the hell? I melted like, I was, Oh my god, maybe he just meant eat the cake. You know, he's in the kitchen where you below, you know, Like, what the hell is going on? This sucked. I hate to
say that, but we didn't tell you. Mister muffinman is on the other line himself, and he wants to talk to you. Are you serious? Sorry, you have to talk to him? There, It wasn't it went through all of that you putting me. We didn't know, Luke, talk to your future baby mama. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what the hell? Luke? I okay? I Like. The thing is, I knew my grandma was going to have the stuff for the cake. Yeah, so does the grocery store, Luke. That's where you go
to get it. That's the part that you're the most upset about what about the button in the oven? Yeah, all of it. Yeah, we're just starting from the beginning. Okay, yeah, okay, I think that was a sweet thing to say. You know what it means. I'm like looking into the future. I could see that. And you know, a lot of the times when you're around your grandparents, they're pressuring you. They're like, hey, when are you gonna give me some grandkids? So it probably just you gonna say that on the
first date. Are you serious? I'm like patrified of you and getting anything he'd put in my oven. Okay, so I guess the second date maybe it would have been a better movie. Years don't do that. I have two kids with my husband, and if he did that to me, I'd still be grossed out, Like Y'd be like, don't touch my oven. Oh my god, my kitchen is clothes right now? I thank you? Wow. I just want like, can you never talked to a woman before? Like, do you not know? I look, I just okay, Maybe that
wasn't the smartest thing to say. Maybe it wasn't. I was trying to be cute or sweet, but oh no, And then now your grandparents are like ninety tenting years old and you're they're cracking with him, making her due all these things. It's a lot. I did not crack, oh with it was a dish towel. It's different. Oh my god, I'm done. Why now we didn't know any of this? Well, kids are things. My grandmother loves baking cake.
She was a baker when she was younger. Yeah. And by the way, last time I tried to help her make a cake by cracking the egg, she slapped my hand with a frigging wooden scony. Because you said something rude at the same time, I mean, you didn't say you wanted to put a butt in your grandma's o him. Did you to help her with the cooking? Because you can't bend down to reach the oven. It's a issue,
That's what I mean. Oven doesn't work anymore. Well, okay, at this point, let's just get to the end of this and let me ask ivy, would you are going to do that? You can't get any worse than what happened on the first date, So I didn't say that. On the second day. There's nowhere to go but up, and we'd like to pay for it. No, thank you. Yeah, that was polite that I did not see this comm I want to say, hell no, but I'll be nice. No, thank you? Okay, Okay, Luke, Luke, you can't be shocked
by that. Yeah, I guess so. Would have been nice to know about the grandparents before we called ivy and had that sprung on us. Yeah, or the bun in the oven line or yeah, it's like both are important, you know, like you, we did a little TikTok challenge. We bonded over it, and she lied about her dog to get out of her I know this didn't work out quite that well for us, But Luke, maybe your grandma would like to make a cake for our morning show. She needs to stay active. Ye feel bad about that?
I mean I need it. Okay, your grandpa Bill was a dude, Jeffrey in the morning. I think that was actually kind of our fault that we didn't get the second date there, What are you talking? I'm not taking blame for that. Go with your fault, not my fault. We none of us in here asked him. Did you bake the cake at your place? Did you bake it at her place? Where did this day actually happened? Because assumed he would. That's that's on us for just assuming because he would have told us that it was at
his grandparents. But we never asked the question. No, you don't ask did you go to your grandparents house and force your ninety year old grandmother to make the cake? It's just not that's a very natural question, absolutely the first question we should have thought of. So now what happened now, Not only is the egg in the bolt, there's egg on all of our faces and buns and ovens all over the place. They're better not be yeah, not on something and make sure. Yeah, let's all get tested.
So no second date there, But I don't think he's going to get a second date in the future anytime soon either. And yeah, going forward though, we promised to ask all the important questions, where your parents were, where your grandparents were, what weird questions were asked? Any odd references for any future second date update that we do have a bad feeling. Next time someone's like, oh, well we ate a casserole, we're gonna be like, no, we
know what happened. Grandma baked it didn't it Because we're better investigators. We're all better now, So email us if you ever want to get a second date. Update we'll call the person who wasn't calling you back.
