Second Date Update: Happy Shamaversary

would have been a fantastic idea. Yeah, yeah, said he went a different direction, and now he says he's living with a medium amount of regret. Okay, I feel like that. Most adults live that way. But at night, Wayne, only a ninety percent chance you're going to regret asking us for help today. So welcome to the show, and I must stay. Yeah, I am having some regrets. You know, started as a good idea. We'll get to your questionable idea and just a second, but first, tell us about

the girl that you went out with. Who's she? And Isabella? Ok? Yeah? And from Jeffrey's description, it sounds like, I don't know, maybe you're a little exhausted from online dating. Oh definitely? Okay, Well, okay, I mean, do you still have hope going into a first date with someone when you're just tired of it all. I have a sliver of hope. Yeah, but it's like, all right, give me a reason. So tell us about

what you wanted to do with Isabella. Oh yeah, so Isabella, you know a couple of weeks you're chatting and that really awesome conversations. Okay, like talked about our favorite candy and like our top three? Yeah, what is your favorite candy? Kidding easy? ESA's pieces? Okay, interesting? Does your first date have to do with like a candy shop or something? No, but kind of like a game. Well, basically we had so many fun conference station and she was like, it

never translates into a good first date. And I was like, well, let's just skip the first date then, and you can pretend like it's our second or third date. Oh okay, can you do that? I like that. Yeah, you can do that. You can act like you remember last time when we talk about why are you telling me the story again? You tell me we're getting along so well? And she was like, well, what have we pretended it was our one year anniversary? Whoa sir? You're like, let's

jump right to the divorce Star. It's been one year, you still won't sleep with me? Wait? Were you into that idea? You know? Yeah? I was like, why not? What have we got to lose it this rate? And you may get a free dessert out of it from the restaurant, you know, whenever they know it's an anniversary. Yeah, okay, So what'd you end up doing? So we made a reservation for a one year anniversary and I ordered actually a bottle champagne and oh you're a good boyfriend. After

a whole year. We had to put out flowers with a card. Oh yeah, one year down forever to go. I legit, want to steal this one year down Forever to Go? That was the card? Yeah, yeah, wow romantic. Did she think that's funny or did it feel like too much to her? Because it You really took this too like a serious level. You owned it when we met, like we had like happy one year like anniversary jokes,

and you know she was into it. Two, she came with a present for me, which I wasn't Yeah, present was a fake coupe on the book that's really yeah, yeah it was kind of like that. But two cars our catotic except free hug. It was like hug yourself or to the laundry yourself. Oh oh, that's more like the ten year anniversary. She sounds really funny. Did you guys laugh a lot on your date? Yeah, the first like fifteen twenty minutes of the dinner pretty funk. Then

it got a little serious. Oh serious, probably with me. I was too into it, took it too far because I started kind of telling her who she can be friends with, you know, like I don't actually know oney were friends, so I was kind of making it up. You turned into the boyfriend that she wants to dump as well. Yeah, friends don't like when the hell hopefully told her don't hang around Brook because she's a wet

blanket about your date? Idea so terrible. You know, Lane's a bad influence she you know, like, what do you mean? I don't know if she meant what do you mean? Who's Lane or what? Because there is no Lane? Yeah, okay, toxic boyfriend? Yeah, like what happened to the romantic guy that she was dating? You know, fake dating? Yeah, I mean I had to fix in a little bit of real fake life. Dude, That's exactly why she's not calling you. But you have to create some fake lows to enjoy

those fake highs in your relationship. You don't put up with that type of crap in a relationship. You can single long enough, he has to do something. I'm not surprised anymore. Maybe there's a reason. Yeah, was that it was there more to the day. Yeah, it kind of got worse, perhaps because then we kind of shifted in a topic of how to discipline you know, our kids. Oh, you don't even have kids. No, we don't have kids now, but in the one anniversary world, it's normal to talk about,

you know, how would you discipline kids? Yeah, you didn't see eye to eye on how to parent your fake children. You know, we were disagreeing a lot about that, and she said something about my mom being overbearing. Oh, I mean how much longer did you guys last after that? Well, you know, it was hard coming out of like the overbearing mom thing. It got a little awkward. It just wasn't a idea all right, man. Well, it's sounds like you had a couple hiccups on the date, very tiny ones.

But we're every relationship goes through these moments before they find they're like striped. Isn't that right, Brooke, really not on the first date, but on the one year anniversary. Sense, So we're gonna play a song, We're gonna come back. We're gonna call your girlfriend of one year, Isabella, and we're gonna see if we can get her to go out with you one more time. Okay, I would hold on second. Jose keeps telling me off the air that he's gonna steal this date idea I am, even though

the girl clearly isn't calling back after it. Well, it ended in total disaster, But it's so funny. Woman in the room mad at each other. If a girl isn't calling you back, Jose, usually that's a bad sign, I know, but it's just like, how much fun could you have imagining your one year anniversary? He take arguments he just

wants to be in a relationship. But we're talking about one of our listeners, Wayne, who just went out on the date with someone named Isabella, and on their first date, they pretended that it was their one year anniversary, so they set it all up with champagne and flowers at a restaurant. But Wayne thinks he may have over committed to the character when he made some jokey comments about who Isabella can and can't hang out with and how they are going to parent their future non existent children

someday down the road. It's fake, guys. I know, Wayne, why did you go with controlling boyfriend as your persona? Yeah, I don't know. I wasn't really thinking I was doing controlling boyfriend. I was just thinking, you know, one year you have these little a now telling someone who they can't can't hang out with? It is very controlling. I mean I was just looking out for lanes of bad influence, and yeah, I was not a great lane in my life. Guys. It's funny. Didn't your husband buy you a dish rack

on your one year anniversary? It's true, Yeah, but he never tried to tell me who I couldn't couldn't hang get the kitchen and do'll get the water all over the counter, hanging out with mister clean. So I can't turn out any worse than that, right, Wayne, Let's just call Isabella and here we go. I'm gonna tell Isabella, let's do this. Hello. Hey is this Isabella? Yes, she Hey Isabella. My name is jeff from a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, like that, Sash.

I don't know why you're really funny, Isabella already Hi, Hi, Hi, this is the whole Morning show. Um, that's Brooke. You probably know they're social media handle Brook Fox Fox, Yeah, sure, jose at Hilarious, jose on Everything, Yeah, and then Alexis at Alexis Fuller. I don't follow you, guys. We're not calling because of social media. Just see. We're doing a dating segment on this show asking about somebody that you

went out with recently named Wayne. Oh oh, was that a good You want to know, Well, we want to know what you thought about your date because we've heard a little bit about it from Wayne, but we'd like to get your perspective on it. Was it? Was it good dancing? I mean I think it was a really clever idea of mine. Oh yeah, did do the one year anniversary thing? Yeah? Yeah, we love that. Can you tell Brook what an amazing idea of that day was. It sounds like she doesn't believe that people can have

fun doing that. I'm not saying it didn't sound fun. It just you know, I don't know, it depends on what you think, Like, did you think it was fun? I mean it started out pretty fun because like it was silly and just like, yeah, we already know each other, we've known each other for a year or whatever. But then like I don't know, we're talking about her family and there was like this weird moment where I made this joke about his mom being overbearing and stuff like that,

which is a pretty stereotypical mother in law joke. Like absolutely, but his response to that was like, are you sure you want to eat that pasta? Like I want you to live along and helping lives and I don't know if that could be something that's a part of your diet. Blah blah. Already told you about the friend thing too, Like why is he doing or does he have kind of a point if he wants you to live long in it? I mean, if he really cared about oh

my god, that is red. But then he like he like brought up this person I can't even remember name, but like he brought up this person because it's made up or whatever, but he was like, I don't want you seeing her anymore. It's a bad influence for you, and blah blah blah, and like yeah that it was made up, but like I kind of a red flag for me. Yeah, I would have a lar Bell's going off left and right, Like, wait, I don't understand. You

made a joke about his mom being overbearing. Yeah, but it's like a stereotypical joke, right, Oh, why is that okay? Because he's not talking about who he is as a person. She's not talking about who she is as a person. Did I just say something? It wasn't a real person? Okay, Uh, sorry, that's Wayne, Isabella. He just jumped in the conversation person Isabella. We were we were in it together for one year anniversary. I don't know what are you talking about my mom?

Even though she is very overbearing, you don't know her hit a nail on the head. Huh, you're not listening like you're saying about the mom. And then you completely changed around onto me and something about me as a person, and it's like that didn't really hit well, you know,

we weren't. We were joking about our family, and then suddenly you started telling me that I shouldn't eat Costa Like, yeah, family joking is okay, but talking about food that crosses the water, you don't talk what they can or canny can can't hang out with it if it's for your safety and health. And no, she's not child, You're not your dad, Like get out of here. And why do you think boyfriends act that way? Like if you're just even if you're just pretending, and like pasta isn't even

bad for you? Like what are you what are you doing? You're basically just feeding into the stereotype that carbs make you fat, and I'm fat, like need it? Like that. I was coming from the health perspective and anything about you want to have a healthy long sposor's life together all the girls. No, no, I mean it'd be one thing if you said don't smoke, you know, like sure, what's wrong with smoking? Yeah? My cigarettes? You're telling me what I can and can't do you get her, Jeff?

I mean if it wasn't there wouldn't be the freak out. I mean, it seems like a big freak out over one thing. Is that all that it was? He made a bad joke about what she can and can't eat in a fake scenario. A lot of the it was a lot of the making opti stuff, which which you know, like there was one where he was talking about like

our kids and disciplining our kids. I was like, Okay, if we're just dating on a one year anniversary, that's not something that you usually talk about, is disciplining your children if you haven't even talked about wanting to have kids yet? And I was like, all right, I don't get what are you talking about. We already talked about having kids at our six months mark. You forgot that conversation, Isabella. My guys, that conversation maybe happened with another girl. Yeah,

I know, hotter situation than this. He's not funny, Like, wait, come on, man, it's like foreshadowing. Just a crappy relationship, is what you were doing? Like Brook, she's just against the whole time. Yeah, way emailed us for help, remember that, Brook? Yeah, this date idea was all her idea to pretend to be like a couple a year into a relationship. But also your pretend European vacation. You have that he has to pay for a big euro trip otherwise he's a

bad boyfriend. Oh, she's obviously going to split the cost, Jeffrey. They've only been together for one year. Okay, she's an independent working woman, give her a break. Is that true, Isabella? In the fake world? Are you I would absolutely pay my own way, but like I would appreciate if he offered world that much fun conversations. Yeah, it's fun. Would you like to go to Europe with me? I'll pay for it. Yeah, absolutely, Yeah for it? You coast? Oh

wows behind? Well, come on, guys, literally, I think he tried to take a bad angle as a joke and it didn't work. But I think she was a gut You guys are still laughing right now. You have chemistry. Yeah, Like we can all tell when a joke is a joke and when it's not a joke. Yes, except and I'm not joking right now when I say I want to pay for a second date for both of you,

and I will pay for it, yes, pre Europe, pre Europe. Yes, just a regular first date, and we can pretend that you guys haven't been dating for a long time anymore, a real second date. I would be okay with a real second date and just see what he's really like in the present moment instead of thinking what a future should be. Oh my god, I can't believe you said, Yeah, Wayne, are you still are you still up for this? Yeah?

Of course she won't regret it at all. Okay, just no more hypotheticals on your guys's daily should not joke at all. Look what happens. True love prevails even when Brooke tries to actively care and Jeffrey in the morning. I just wish that some of my co hosts could be more laid back and chill, like smooth get I get too worked up. I know I shouldn't care as much as I do. I don't know why it lets me. That's the problem. I care about laying into him for his data. I cared about her. I think those are

too many red flags there. I think Jose summed it up pretty well though when he said the guy made a couple of mistakes on the date, but overall it was a fun idea. Yeah yeah, and then he showed his true colors and then that's why she should have run. But whatever, you know, I'm happy that they're going out of love. Yeah yeah. I think we got to give them a break. They were fake people, setting up fake scenarios, a fake problem making Joe. None of it was real.

They don't actually have these problems between them, yeager Well, and when they do, they can come back and we'll do an awkward Tuesday. But in the meantime, if you ever need help getting a second day, you can always email the show. We'll call the person who wasn't calling you back and then judge you all the way until that's right