The second date update. Most of the time when we have listeners come back on the show for another second date update, it's because we screwed up on the first trial and failed to help them. Yeah, I mean, you're right, it is what we do best. But that's actually not the case today because we have a guy named Abraham on the phone. I don't know if you remember him,
but last time he was on Good Old Honest. Abe was at a bowling alley eating grilled cheese sandwiches when he accidentally started chatting with another random woman that he thought was his date right yet to her and she turned out to be someone completely different, not related at all. Yeah, and she ordered like how many girl cheeses? Yeah, and ate them all talking. I'm sorry he didn't even want to date her. He wanted to date His actual data was very intriguing. I don't think the menu was the
main part of the story. Tend to focus on the food part a lot. It was amazing. The part that I remember is that we got a yes from his date at that time, his actual date, not grilled cheese girl, and we reconnected him. They were supposed to go out again. So I don't know why he's reaching out to us. Now, Abraham, what happened? Hey, guys, Well, we went out on a couple more dates and it just didn't work out. It fizzled. Yeah, you know, we got the chance, but it just wasn't
for either of us. So it sounds like a you know, amicable thing, at least from Abraham's side of the story. I'll take it. But so now we're calling a different woman, I assume, Yeah, totally unrelated grilled cheese lady. Maybe, Oh my god, I would love that if we could finally a tomato soup girl. Perfect. Okay, who we calling this time? So her name is Charlotte and she's amazing. Abraham just said about the last girls, Hey, come on, go out there.
We met online actually, and she first of all, like her picture is beautiful, she's really smart and funny and even just like chatting, there was in chemistry. Um. We we bonded over the fact that we're both like big animal lovers. Oh you both like big animals like elephants and stuff. Yeah, elephants too, but also dogs, which that's cute. Both have a couple of dogs. And was this really nice?
And it was just really easy? You sound so excited I love this, Yeah, because I remember last time you called in, we really concentrated on, you know, the other woman that was involved. But this time it sounds like it's all about Charlotte, and you sounded more defeated last time. This time you sound optimistic and hopeful. Bro. Yeah, I'm optimistic for the person. I'm just really embarrassed that I screwed up again. Oh no, well okay, yeah. So here
we finally went our first date. It was amazingly well better than expected. We went out to dinner. Any about halfway through, I had to go to the bathroom and then probably one of the most embarrassing things that's ever happened to me happened. And I want to just fully say it was my fault. She had nothing to do with it. I basically okay, I had to get out of there. What wait, did you did you have an accident?
Is that what you mean? Like you went to the bathroom and had I would rather not say, Okay, did you accidentally kiss another guy in there? Wait? What? No one think that? Jah. That's what always happens to me. It's like, how did that happen? So, I mean not like just called so back to the table and then said you had to leave. I couldn't. It's hard to explain. I had to get out of there, and I went to the car and I texted her. I just said, hey, I had there's something came up. I'm so sorry I
have to go. Oh no, How could it be that bad where you can't even face her? I mean, I don't know that I want details if it was that bad. I mean, honestly, Oh, that man that can't feel good like Alexis. How would you feel if you were on a date with a guy who went to the bathroom and then never came back and just sent you a text being like sorry, I would never talk to him again. Sorry, I mean who? Right? Like you know? Then? I don't
think the explanation is going to help. But I mean, but let's say he paid for your meal andrew uber home. Oh money works to save all my problems? Did you venmo Charlotte? I did? Actually you do? What? The meal? Still? Wait? How like? What did you say? I basically just said I had an emergency and I had to go. I'm sorry that I had to dip out, and then basically just replied in emojis and I didn't know what they meant, but I looked it up and it was not kind.
Look when you string a bunch of emojis together and they mean something. Yeah, I mean, I just need your guys will help. I just I don't want her to know that something like happened in the bathroom. Dude, how are we going to get you another date without telling her what happened? You just say you know what? Redo Ah, yeah, what world do you live in? That seems impossible. We'll
have to find a way to skirt around it. But oh man, we'll play a song, will come back, and I normally don't have to ask our listeners to do this, but please, for the love of God, do not use the bathroom in between these two songs, because I don't know what's going to happen to you in their Abraham, but we need you for the second part of it. Okay, Oh no, I'm yeah, no, not going to the bathroom. Okay, we'll come back. We'll get your second date update right
after this. What happens in the bathroom stays in the bathroom, at least today it does. Oh, we're gonna keep it there. Yes, one time, and one time only, because one of our listeners. Abraham had something embarrassing go down while he was using the restroom in the middle of his first date, and it was so bad he had to just ditch right there. Oh, I just feel so bad for him. I can't imagine. Yeah, I know, but it's like, oh, it's so embarrassing. We feel bad, and we don't even know the details of
what happened because he's too shy to even tell us. Now, to his credit, he did venmo his date Charlotte to pay for the meal. Yeah, he said he was sorry, and he asked for a redo all over text right, all he's gotten back our vulgar emojish deserve your ditch in the middle of a restaurant. You're not going to believe any excuse somebody gives you. Yeah, Abraham, how hopeful are you for this one? On a scale of one to ten, like seven point five? Wow, that's it's higher
than me. Yeah, I can kind of see that this is gonna be hard. All you gotta do is get her to just forgive you, and then other than that, that's the only bad thing that happened on the day. How do you How do you forgive someone when you don't tell them what happened? I mean, because you don't want us to mention anything about an embarrassing situation. We just need a good enough lieod poisoning. Yeah, I think
we won't expose you for whatever happened. Okay, well, mainly we're not going to expose him because we honestly have no idea what he's actually smart enough to tell us. Let's just call Charlotte and see what she has to say. Here we go, Hello, Hey is it Charlotte? Yeah? Who's this? Hey, Charlotte? This is jeff from a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, you have a lovely voice, by the way, I just feel like I need to say that. Yeah, and a nice name. Beautiful name. How
do you know my name? How do you get my number? And my name? Oh? I didn't even get to compliment your number, beautiful, lots of wonderful numbers. All right. Well, I'm trying to do everything I can because we're calling you, Charlotte on behalf of one of our listeners. Who you went out on a date with the other night? Okay? Which? Uh? Oh? Which guy? Which that means you're seeing a lot of guys right now? Which is fine. I mean, what's his name?
His name is Abraham? Oh my god, seriously, Yeah, freaking jerk wants to get ahold me. Now. Well, I can understand why you're so upset with him, Charlotte, even he gets believe, what kind of what kind of pathetic guide? Just someone in the middle of a date and then like a radio station to get me on the phone. And I agree, despicable. But we're just trying to do our jobs here and trying to help him reconnect with you because he did feel an honest vibe going on.
If he did feel an honest vibe, why would he do that? Like I spent an hour over an hour getting ready and then he just abandoned me halfway through the meal. If he really had an honest connection with me, whatever, that wouldn't have happened, Charlotte. I can tell you right now. He said it was one hundred percent his fault. It was on him. But he couldn't tell you the reason why he had to leave. He just had to go okay, fine, But then like, but he didn't he didn't tell you either. No,
that bothered me too. No, it's not like he has an their girlfriend or wife or anything like that. It's nothing, it's nothing, terrible. Yeah, he has no explanation and there is just no excuse, Like I don't see any kind of situation unless there was some fantastic reason, like his apartment was on fire, or dog got loose and like I don't know, got run over, but I don't know why he would wow. Yeah, or he got kidnapped in the bathroom. Maybe maybe the kidnappers made him do that. Nappers.
I'm not in the move from all these jokes like this whole situation just kisses me off. Yeah. No, that makes sense, that makes sense, And you know, maybe the reason isn't important. I think how he feels now and how he felt even at the time, it does matter. I want to know. Okay, okay, well yeah, we can't give you the answers to that. But someone who can is is actually on the other line listening right now. It's Abraham. Hey, Charlotte, Oh my god, Wow, this is
how you try to talk to me. Listen, listen. I honestly I wish that my house has been on fire. What I wish that that was what had happened. Hopefully your insurance company isn't listening, right because the truth is it, It's just something very bad and embarrassing happened, and I just, I honestly felt like I couldn't look you in the eye. I just I needed to get out of that that restaurant, Like what would your ex there or something like you need to tell me that would have been, that would
have been preferable. Let's let's stop naming all the things you would have happened. Look, Abraham, look, I think in order for this to go well for you, you might need to tell everybody what happened in the bathroom. We all have terrible embarrassing things happen. Why would let myself in a J Penny dressing room to share when other people share. You don't have to be specific either. Just give us a general idea of the problem that you faced. Okay,
all right, I'm gonna say it. And the only reason I'm doing this is because I really like you, Charlotte, and I want to go on a second date with you, and so the only reason I'm going to embarrass myself. Okay, it's kind of sweet. Okay, you just say it, Okay, Okay. I was I was very excited for our date, and I was very nervous. So I was drinking a lot of water and my bladder got very full, and I was and I had to go to the bathroom. And so I ran into the bathroom and I went for
the first year and all without even thinking. And I didn't wash my hands before I went to the bathroom. And if you remember that, before I went into the bathroom, I was eating hot wings and I didn't properly clean off my fingers. And then I went to the bathroom and I was in a lot of pain. I don't laugh at his pain, So you was, I think you know what happened. I had hot wing sauce on my fingers and then it touched a very sensitive area. What are you supposed to do? Run to the bathroom and
wash it off in the sea. Actually, no pain. Oh my god, I am so sorry yet so embarrassing. Are you feeling better now, Like, how are you feeling down there? Yea, I washed it off and it's fine, it's good. It's good. I had no idea, like I feel so completely. Oh. I wanted to come and talk to you in person, but I was in so I mean, like there was tears coming down my face. I had to get home and take a shower, and what I say, I'm burning down there. Can you imagine what the other people in
the bathroom thought? Is your crying? Don't tell him that? Oh yeah, I mean seriously, I can't believe he just publicly embarrassed himself in order to go out with you. Yeah, like something was definitely on fire. Yeah, yes, we can create a different type of fire and keep the spark of romance going. No restaurant, I don't know. We can. We can have some ranch dip. Okay, I'm just gonna ask it flat out. Then, Charlotte, we'd like to send you and Abraham out on another date and we'll pay
for it. Honestly, when you first called me, I was like, there's no chance in how But what I gotta say, like that takes some guts to say this to me. Go, So I appreciate the effort. And yeah, sure, as long as there are no other emergencies, all go on another date with you? All right? Oh my god, Abraham, we're two for two with you now on second ja Wait, what do you mean to for two? Oh? You know what, I'll tell you about it at our next date. Okay, Yeah,
it's an embarrassing story. I'd rather not talk about it on the air in front of people. I'm a little shy brook and free in the morning. Guys, I think we may have a contender here for most embarrassing first date story of the entire year, maybe of the entire show. I feel like it wasn't his fault though, like poor guy, it was just not focused and it because out of all the terrible date ruining things that we were all
imagining that could have happened in that bathroom. I don't think any of us had hot wing sauce on the downstairs on our score car. No, I just you know, I don't even have one. It makes me burn. Yeah thinking about it, is it weird? If he would have like wet himself, it would have been better. Yeah, I know. But now, unfortunately, whenever I see a plate of hot wings out in public, I'm gonna instantly imagine Abraham and this irritated situation. I think you should use it as
a PSA and just constantly remember to wash your hands. Yeah, or what's that YouTube channel where they try different like flavors of hot winds, hot hot ones. They should really take it to the extreme, and that would be an entertaining episode. When do you see the next Harry Styles interview one? Anyway, if you ever want to get a second Date update, don't forget. You can always email the show.
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