Second Date Update: Five Finger Hangout

it out. I never got to do dating maps. I just thought that would always be my plan. Well, I bring it up because one of our listeners, Jack says he was surprised at how fast he got the green light to see his date in person. Wow. So Jack, welcome to the show. Hello, thank you. I am excited to hear about your data. Then after this, you want to grab a drink or something. I'm just saying he's looking for a man that moved fast. Yeah, Jack, what's

the name of the person that you matched with? I matched with this school named Naomi online, Jack and Jeff sound better? Yeah? Name? And how long did it take for you and Naomi to agree to meet up. It was really quick. We matched and like within ten minutes she was asking me to meet up. That's a record. Must be quite the smooth talker. Either that or it was like two in the morning and she was drunk. Yeah, I didn't think about that. That's a good question. What

time of day did this happen? This is kind of like early morning and then she wanted to meet up that afternoon. Oh wow, cool. I mean, were you excited about that orre we freaked out? No, I would excited. She was really cute and she seemed interested. Yeah. Isn't that kind of a red flag though, where it's like they instantly want to see you. It's at least like a maybe she had a date plan and the other guy bailed and she's like, well, let's fill in the blank.

I don't standards as long as it's a warm body. Well, she explained that she was like new on the app and she's looking at date someone and I've seemed like a nice guy, so she wanted to grab a drink with me at the bar. Okay, And you didn't at any point think you were getting catfished, like too convenient? You must be a robot. Yeah, that thought definitely crossed my mind. But it's not like she wanted to phone number anything. She wanted to meet up. So I was

gonna find out that day. Okay, Well, I think it would be kind of refreshing because suddenly you're just meeting with this person and you don't know a lot about them, instead of having all of that small talk out of the way, like you have a lot to discuss. How did it go? It was amazing. She was like really really pretty, and she laughed at all my jokes. But we really weren't there long until some alarm went off and she said she had to go What wait, what

type of alarm? She had put an alarm on her phone, and it was probably like fifteen minutes of the date had gone by doing her own speed date, another guy came in and took her seat. She's like, I'm gonna have to ask you to get up. Actually, yeah, well she didn't give you any other explanation what happened. She's like, I'm supposed to go check out this apartment nearby. Do you want to go with? Great? She does move fast

already asking you to move in? Is that weird? Like I think a lot of people think that's a fun idea to go check out apartments or from a house together on a date. Is that what you thought, Jack, Yeah, I was a little surprising that first she wanted to meet really quickly, and then she wants to check out this apartment, so I didn't really know what was coming next. Yeah, I have a baby to deliver later. Do you want to come with me? Let's go to this tuxedo shop

and then go to the church right after. What do you think in the apartment? That's weird to us, But tell us how it went. Well, we went to this apartment together and I'm talking with the ladies, showing her around, and so Naomi, she loved the place and she actually like gave me a big kiss in front of the apartment manager. And who awkward for the apartment manager. Now we really need to test this place. I mean, that

had been unexpected. What happened next? So we just went back to the bar and the chemistry felt really good, and she just went to the bathroom and never came back. Why did you We were vibing and clicking and then she was gone. I don't know, I don't know what happened we knew she was red flags. That's so strange, yeah, because it's not like she was using you for anything, right, she didn't ask for any money, right, she didn't ask you to co sign on the apartment before. She went

so fast with everything else. Maybe that's just how long her relationships normally last. Like she can't go minutes, we're broken? How long ago was that? That was like three weeks ago? And who she ethern't called me back or anything. I even went to the apartment to see if she had moved in, and I know, I know, but that's the only thing I could think of to try and get a hold of her because she wasn't answering. Weird, I mean, so it's been three weeks. This is like a mystery.

It is weird. It's a big mystery. With the pace that she moves through things. Who knows, she probably could have been married and divorced six times over in that span of time. But we'll call her and try and figure out the real reason when we do your second date update right after that. Often, thank you all right, hold on it update. We just heard maybe the quickest hangout in second date history. Yes, I mean, I know, I've had a few lightning rounds, and I'm not calling

a radio station after those to find out what happened. No, you're just talking about him now, definitely. I mean that's a mess for them to clean up. That's their deal. But one of our listeners, Jack met a girl named Naomi online. They met up the same day that they matched, saw an apartment together, went back to a bar, and then she disappeared into the bathroom forever, never to be

seen or heard from again. That's so crazy. Actually, some of my lightning rounds happened in public bathrooms, so don't even get me started on that. Thank you already done. It's been three weeks though, since that happened with Jack, and we never asked though, is there anything Jack that you think you may have done wrong? Like when she kissed you, did you hold eye contact with the ladies showing the apartment? No? I did not think. God, oh, maybe you should know. I really don't think I did

anything wrong. It was a really nice day. How come you No, you don't sound angry. I'd be a little mad if somebody ditched me in the middle of the day. That's humiliating. I'm just kind of confused more than anything, okay, Like if he never gets back to me, I'll just always kind of be wondering what could have happened and what did happen? Was she even real? Just like what my lightning rounds think of me? Yeah, let's get some answers for you here. I'm gonna dial in Naomi right

now and hopefully she picks up. We'll see what she has to say. Here we go, Hello, is this Naomi? Um? Yeah? How are you fast? Yeah? I'm not good under pressure? What? What? Well? No? Like? Oh? No? What? Someone? Hi? Naomi? Hi? Who is this? Sorry? Thank you for asking a question. I can answer that. We are a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, okay, and we're reaching out on behalf of one of our listeners that you went on a date with the other day a

couple of weeks ago, three weeks ago. His name's jeff Wait, why are you calling me about him? Well, because he reached out to us because he's a little bit confused about what happened when you disappeared. And that's what we do in this segment called a second Date Update. We try and help give some answers to people who have questions after a date. Yeah, yeah, he probably does have questions. Okay, so you would understand why he's so confused. Yeah, yeah totally.

Could you help maybe shed some light on what went down because he has no idea? Yeah, thing from his perspective, he had a lot of nice things to say. He thought you were a really great person. Yeah, I think he's a great person. No, he is. He is nice. He's really nice. That's that's part of it. That was part of it. Ah, this is so weird to say. I don't really want to say it. Like I basically just used him. Oh man, Wow, that like a band aid off. I don't understand from what we've heard, you

guys went to a bar. He went and checked out an apartment with you. You guys went to a bar again, and then you left. How is that using him? It's it was totally using him was exactly the thing. Yeah, for what I know, that wasn't fine. Though, I'm not I'm not proud of using him, but I sound a little proud. I am kind of. I'm kind of proud of my plan. Like I I think I had a really good plan. I don't get it, Like, you didn't even get the apartment he went back there. No, I know,

I know, No, it wasn't it. Here's what happened. So that apartment but I was looking at was actually my ex boyfriend's apartment. Oh so he was moving out. I knew he was moving out, and I used to stay there a lot, obviously we were together, and I had left a locket, a really awesome locket that my dad had given me there, and he had refused to give it back to me. I don't I don't know why exes do this. Okay, total jerk, Like just a total jerk move right there. We wasn't giving it back to me.

So I figured out a way to get it back, which was basically I was going to go look at the apartment, but I needed someone to distract whoever was showing the apartment so I could get the necklace. Why wouldn't you just invite a girlfriend or something? No, no, no, no, cat just would be a fun So I go on, it's a good poet, it's a good point. It was.

It was. It was like sneaky is. So I go online and I find this guy who seems really nice and truthfully a little easily to manipulate, and he's available that day, which is perfect. That's what I need. And so you know, I haven't meet me at this far. We like kind of get to know each other and then we go look at this apartment and the only thing I haven't like thought out, the one little like snaffoo, was that I did not have a jacket with my pockets,

and i'd like no other pockets. So I'm like thinking on the fly. And at the end of this apartment viewing, I reach it and I like give him a kiss, and I slipped the locket in his jacket pocket while I kiss him, I'm thinking, is brilliant? So smart, right, I know, like he's totally feeling it. The apartment lady's like, oh yeah, there's such a cute couple. Also, by the way, if she happens to like suspect anything, he has the locket and he gets in trouble, and like, I don't

get in trouble. Smart smart, Yeah, you always need a fall guy whenever you're getting your stuff back how would you get it back out of his out of his pocket? Though? Because you loved him. So we go back to the bar and we're chatting and he hangs up his jacket. I'm like, oh, this is perfect. So I just reach in stealthily double O seven style, and I get my necklace, use myself to the bathroom. I don't know, wow hearted, but it's an extremely intricate plan just to get a

piece of jewelry back. I mean, you went full Oceans eleven for this locket, yet it as a compliment. Why did you have to ditch Jack? Like I don't understand. I wasn't interested, Like I didn't want to date him. I like not type at all. You know, I don't don't say that to us. Jack deserves to hear that from you directly, And well, now's your chance, because Naomi, Jack's been listening this entire time on the other line and wants to hear you tell him off to his face. Oh, hey,

are you kidding me? I'm serious? Wow, hi Naomi? Oh oh my gosh, I didn't know you were on the phone. Um. I don't even know what to say. This is crazy. Um, you could have just told me I would have been down there through the Oceans eleven Brad Pitton Clooney style, really honestly, like like a hot girl says, hey, you want to help me, like you want to help me steal from my ex boyfriend's apartment. I feel like, no, it's not stealing, it's my necklace. Yeah, I'm not interested

in dating him. You sorry. Oh, I just want you to know, like I do think you're a pretty bad person. Yeah, hey, he called you pretty. Naomi heard you're a very pretty but bad person. Yeah, sorry, you feel that way. I just think it would smart and like what you you met up with a girl, you got a drink in the mish, It like nothing bad happened to you. I mean, he chuck. I am so sorry. This is gonna be sucky. Well, hold on, there's a I think there's an opportunity here.

You guys are all looking at the negatives here, Jack, are there any items that your ex girlfriends have that you'd like to get back? Naomi seems like the type that be happy to be your accomplice. Yeah, I am happy never talking to Naomi again. Actually, yeah, come on, Jack, you don't mean that. At least two sequels, we do work well together. He didn't know he was working. Just imagine how effective he would be if he was in on the plan. I don't know, I don't know, I

don't know. I think he would compromise it. Yeah, Jack, I don't think this is a real loss for you. Yeah, now I'm picking up on that. I should have really gone with my gut and now it was too good. Oh my god, do you realize that's exactly what Andy Garcia said at the End of Oceans when he found out he got taken for two billion dollars. The prophecy has been fulfilled. It's meant to be broken. Jeffrey in the morning.