Second Date Update: Farmers Market Love

He knows all about how love works on the farm. His name is Andrew D. I don't know, let's find out Andrew. What's up? Hey, guys? Oh you said like young hot McDonald. What I'm talking about? Andrew? Drive that tractor? Geez? I'm sorry, Andrew? Are you really a farmer? Oh? Yes, I am cool. So, who's the lucky lady that we're going to be calling today? Or animal? I don't know what's what's this person's name? Her name is Michelle. She's a human. All right, We're off to a very good start.

What do you like about Michelle? I mean she's super cute, man, she know she's in the like organic cruits and veggies. What's not to like? Yeah, that's the bar pretty low. How do you know that? Where did you meet her? So? We actually met when I was at work. Okay, So we're on the farm and on the weekends, I so go and help out at the farmer's market. I set up the booth. And that's the classic place to meet some young single women. For real, though I swear they

only said I go to the farmer's market. Often they only send the young, attractive looking people to the tent. Yeah, there's there's a lot of hot people walking around the farmer's market. Yeah, if you haven't checked out that scene, I definitely encourage it. So wait, did you hit on her? Do you use like some zucchini joke or something like, I'll show you how I'm just saying. I mean I was gonna go with eggplant, You could go with all sorts of different things. This is what happens when you

play old McDonald had a farm for people. They just get all crazy, passionately sexy. So how did you meet Michelle? So she was checking out the strawberries, and you know, I gave her a sample. She said, thank you, and you know, gave me a little smile, so I thought she might be into me. But then she started to walk away, so I was like, wait, hold up, hold up, and I told her that we have a different variety of strawberry that's even sweeter than that one. And I

was like, you have to try it if you're into strawberries. Okay, here we go. It's a good way. I hope it worked well. You know, that was like a little bit of a white lie though, because it was the exact same kind of strawberry. So way did it work? Yeah? I gave her another. I mean she was like all right, and so she walked back over and give her another strawberry. She was like thank you, but then she like started to walk away again. What she took two samples and

didn't buy anything. Are you sure this is in a red flag? He offered, Yeah, I know. You know, usually when you get a sample, you should really buy. So, you know, she started to walk away again when I was like, pulled up. Believe it or not, I have a third variety and they're just the same strawberry. So she came back tried the third strawberry. You know, I think she kind of cut on. At this point, she was like, you know, your strawberries are really good, but

they all pretty much taste tho sample. Oh but I tried again. I was like, if you like those three, I actually have fifty other varieties of strawberries that even sweeter than those. Man, if you want, if you want, you can hang out and you can just try all the different varieties of strawberries. And you know, at that point you knew I was kidding. Yeah, okay, so where does the date come in? Is this the date? Was

the date? Later? I mean she laughed, and so I was like, look, I'm about to go on break, So I asked she wanted to hang out, So you know, we started walking around and walked around the rest of the farmer's market. That's a good place to have a first date, right, It's a great place. I mean there's lots of flowers and vegetables and fruits and yeah, I mean the mood is pretty much set for you. Yeah, but you guys, he's at work. I mean, how long could this have been? What what was your break? Like?

Fifteen thirty minutes? I was a pretty minute of break. Okay, So in that thirty minutes, did you guys connect. I mean, she was like pretty impressed with my farming knowledge and my knowledge of organic produce and all that told her that she definitely should say away from the baby asparagus. It's a total ripoff. Oh, baby asparagus is a ripoff. That's good. Yeah, from the farmer's mouth. Don't go for that. I didn't even know. Baby aspergus is a thing I'm

not going to buy. They're walking around and we came across a woman who reached charot cards and I offered to buy her reading, and she was like, no, you don't have to do that, but I was like, look, it's just five bucks and it'll be fun, so nice,

you know. She went into the booth and I wasn't with her during this part, but when she came out of the reading, she was blushing because she said the psychic told her that she would find it an incredible love today when a cute man just paid for her reading, how could she ever figure that out? It's crazy, right, I mean, definitely well worth the five dollars. Yeah, I mean, was a good wing woman. Yeah, did you go in for the kiss right there? No? No, I didn't, you know,

So I got her number. Waited a few days. Then I texted her but no response. So the next day, you know, I sent her another text and nothing. So at that point I was like, well, I don't know, maybe she like give me a FIG number, a ghosted or something. Yeah. I mean, you know, at this point, I don't know what's going on, Like did you change your mind? You have a boyfriend? Right, I mean there's a lot of possibilities because you don't really know her that well. I mean, maybe the great love that she

was going to meet that day wasn't you. Oh maybe it was the guy at the jam's tent. Oh no, no, girl can't resist a good apricot jam. Dude. I hope that's not true, because that guy's a douchebag. I know, those a little tiny spoons, Yeah, you know those jam bros. All right, man, well we're gonna play a song. We'll come back and we'll call Michelle for you and try and get you your second date update. All right, thanks guys.

All right, hold on, if you're just tuning in, We've got Farmer Andy on the phone with us today for a second date update, and I'm gonna make a psychic prediction. Okay, this is rare. I'm looking deep into my crystal microphone. It's crystal, I'm rubbing it, and I'm I'm seeing a very warm, very passionate kiss in the near future for Andrew. Okay, how did I know that was coming? Prediction came true? Andrew? How was that for you? That was? That was? All right? Yeah?

That's very long. Yeah, I should have used more tongue with that. No, seriously, though, I predict a successful second date for Andrew today. Okay, because if you're just tuning in. Andrew works on a farm and he ended up meeting a woman named Michelle while she was checking out the strawberries at his booth at the farmer's market and they hit it off. They had walked around a little bit and they stopped for a psychic reading, and the lady there told her she predicted that she would meet an

incredible love that very day. Whoa, I know Tarot cards. Tarot cards never lie. Well, that's what I'm saying. I mean, I believe in that stuff. Yeah, well whatever, I mean, it's a good sign no matter what, right, Andrew. Yeah, like I wouldn't believe the psychic Yeah, yeah, that's their slogan. I think Michelle has not spoken to Andrew since that happened, though, So we're gonna give her a call right now and we're gonna try and figure out what happened. Okay, all right,

good luck Andrew. All right down the phone number right now here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Michelle? Please speaking? Happy happy, Hi. Michelle. My name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. You have a moment to talk with us. Uh, what is this about? This is about your dating life? Is that not true? It is when it comes off creepy? Okay, this is about your romantic life. Yeah, there is. I'm sorry,

what what what are you talking about? Okay, Well, we do a segment on our show called a second Date Update. It's where if you go out on a date with someone and afterwards they're not calling you back, you can email us and we'll reach out to that person for you to try and figure out the reason. Why do you guys do that? Yeah? So a radio show. We do a radio show. It's on every morning. You should listen, especially since you're couldn't be on it. Yeah. Okay, So

recently a guy reached out to us about you. His name is Andrew or maybe he introduced himself as farmer Andy. I don't know how what he called himself, but you met him at a farmer's market. He's a strawberry guy. Yeah, all right, So Andrew told us a little bit about how you guys met. Okay, he said that you were looking at the strawberries and he had you taste one and then a second one and then then a third. Yeah,

that was cute. It was cute enough. Okay, Well that's good, okay. Yeah, and then after that he told us that you guys walked around a little bit and he told you about the produce there, said stay away from baby asparagus. Apparently that was probably the highlight, was learning about baby asparagus ripoff. So oh, that's the highlight. Because he told us you had a psychic reading after that where you had a very good prediction. I mean he paid five bucks for

tarot cards. I heard. Yeah, I guess he did. Are you like against psychic readings and he didn't know it anything. I don't know, you know, I'm not against psychic readings. I just do you really want to know? Because I really don't want to embarrass him, like no, I don't really want to know. I don't want to know, But Andrew really cares about this and he would love to know the reason why because he feels like you guys connected, and he listens to our show, so he knows that

people get embarrassed during this segment all the time. I mean, it's kind of like the waiver you have to sign before you call us. All right, So between the all of his strawberries tasting the same and the tarot cards, it was just a little too like perfect, to the point where I was like, something doesn't smell right and it's not the baby asparagus, Like yeah. So I went back to the tarot card lady when Andy went back to work, and I asked her if she knew Andy.

She said yes, because she's there every weekend with him. And basically I flipped her twenty bucks to tell me the truth about whether or not her reading was accurate, the reading where she said you'd meet the love of your life that day exactly, and so I didn't know if she was just doing Andy a solid or if she actually found that in the cards, because that would

have been significant. Okay, what'd she say? Turns out that Andy gives her a little tip off every week by giving her fresh produce, and if she ever brings somebody over, she'll give a positive reading. No, I called that. Why is that so bad? I mean, yeah, he tries it on other girls, but he's still single. It's still a

cute move. I don't know. Well, now it's not authentic. Yeah, but you were honestly going to make the decision on whether or not to datam based on this tarot card reading, like he was trying to construct this relationship and it just felt really dishonest. Okay, insincere, Yeah, ince hearing it just left a real bad taste in my out. Yeah, So I don't know, is that bad? I would still give him a chance, like give him a one date chance, because maybe that's just how he uses tries to get

a date. He did never even go on a date with us. It's his finishing move. If you guys connected before all of that, Is that really enough to completely write him off? I asked the terrapart lady how many times he's done this? Okay, five, tell me five, and it hasn't worked yet. That's the dumb party. It keeps paying for it does work, and he uses the girls, and I don't think so well, I don't know. Let's find out how often it actually works. Andy, Andy you there, Hey,

guys opened here. Oh my god, yeah, we forgot to tell you this, Michelle. But Andrew's been on the line listening and he heard everything that you said. Oh wow, another setup? Yeah right, that that's like, you know, she's an alcoholic and I wouldn't. Oh my god, she's an alcoholic. Andrew, are you talking about Michelle. You're talking about the psychic. Oh no, the psychic. Okay, well I'm telling Michelle. I'm saying, Michelle, look that psychic is an alcoholic and can't be trusting.

Don't double down. Just tell me why you would do that. I mean, look, I did it, but I only did it because you know, I really liked you and I wanted to spend more time with you outside of work, and you know, I wasn't sure if you'd want to hang out. Yeah, but your reaction is to throw your friends under the bus and tell me that she's an alcoholic. Like, I'm pretty sure you're also going to be a terrible friend in addition to being a terrible lying boyfriend. Oh.

I mean, you know we know each other. I wouldn't say we're good friends. It's kind of a beneficial arrangement. She gets free strawberries and she could turn them into moonshine a parting to you, right, I mean it's not like that. I mean, you know, I know mostews so and she just really shouldn't have run her mouth like that, mathuselah. So the fact that you got caught is why she shouldn't have run her mouth like that, got it. I mean, the free produce is over, that's for sure. Andrew, I

was sticking up for you. Why didn't you just come back and say, man, you know what, it is a terrible scheme, but it was the way I needed to meet you, or so, you know, just be honest for a second. Listen, guys, you don't know how hard it is to meet women when you work on a farm, your way out there in the country around you. Guys need a layoff. I mean, I sympathize with you, dude. You work with a bunch of animals. A lot of weird stuff can happen out there, desperate for love. It's

an all produced farm. Actually, well, whatever you want to do with your produce is your own business. But I'm just saying, why don't you try being honest with Michelle, talk to her about how you felt about her, rather than bagging on the psychic Andy, be honest with me now We're never dude, talk to me. Come on, Andy, from the heart, from the artichoke Hart, Let's go. I will say. The one thing you have working for you, Andy,

is that Michelle. At least he took this much work in calling us just to get you on the phone. That has to mean something, does it, though? I mean, like the fact that he didn't tell you in advance that it was a scheme. He needed me to tell you that. I mean, it wasn't a scheme so much. It's just like a cute It's like a cute little thing, you know. It's like Andy, you will not have any problems trying to pull the wool over somebody else's eyes.

You don't have a hard time meeting girls because you're at the market every week. Well hold on, Michelle, before you start pulling wool all over the place, let me just ask you one thing. Would you like to go out with Andy one more time? We will pay for a second date for Well hold on, let me finish my sentence, we'll pay for it. Let me think about it. No, Wow, Andy, I'm sorry, dude, that's okay. I mean, hey, there's a lot of girls like strawberries. I'll be all right, that's true.

You know what, there's probably some listeners out there that would love to taste your berries. So text into seven to eighty five to nine two. If you're a berry queen, would you like to go out with Andy? That is a title. Hey, guys, I appreciate it, but I really don't need your help this one. And I we've got this. A good luck Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.