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Second Date Update: Falling Off The Horse

Nov 04, 202116 min
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The saying goes “If you fall off the horse. Get back on.” One of our listeners LITERALLY fell off the horse on his date, and he believes the woman he was out with MADE IT HAPPEN.

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Second date. Sometimes it's possible that you can end up on a date that you never even meant to have happened, you know, Okay, like one second, you think you're just having a good time out with friends. Yeah, you turn around and boom, suddenly it's a date that actually happened to my girlfriend and she ended up marrying the guy.

I swear to god. She called me the next day and she's like, Brook, I think I was on a date with all the hundred last night, but I'm not sure that's actually how Brook tricked her husband's She's like, here, put on this tuxt and hold these flowers. It'll be fun. And the next thing he knows, boom, he's riding a camel. He's saying, I do signing legal documents. People don't understand the camel. He did ride a camel. Real thing. Every

groom needs an entrance, just like a brider. Okay, Well, something similar happened with one of our listeners name Penny. She says she went out on a date that she never intended on having, but I guess she had a pretty good time because she's reached out to us for help. So let's find out more about it. Hey, Penny, how's it going good? How are you? I love these stories because I don't know. It's just one of those things.

It's like when you least expected it happens, you know, and this is when it's actually true and not just annoying advice from your friends that are in a relationship. So, what's the name of the guy that you met? His name is West? Okay, yeah, I said it in a way that you really like, Wes I do? I do? Like we how'd you meet him? I met about a dating app, which you know, normal, right, But here's the thing, Like my friends and I we made a fake profile,

like the picture was me. We weren't cat fishing, but like we made my bio like as ridiculous as possible, right, Like where it's like you're almost just being funny the whole time and sarcastic. And what were some of the examples, for example, like we had um must like music about chicken chickens. Okay, I can't think of a lot of those songs. Yeah, niche right, And then like we had a intern extreme ironing, extreme ironing, so like ironing while

you're like rock climbing. That's ridiculous, right, So I mean, yeah, if I'm a single guy, sure, but if I'm a single guy, I'm swiping left on that. Yeah. I mean if you're actually looking for a relationship, unless you see it and you're like, actually, this girl doesn't take herself too seriously and she's pretty funny. Yeah. Or there's that one guy that just loves chicken songs and he's like, oh, my soul man, maybe that's a west one exactly. Well,

so that's the thing. I didn't expect anyone match with me, quest match with me, and like he seemed really cool. So yeah, like he asked me out on a date and it was actually a really cool date. We went horseback riding. Okay, so he's stuck with the farm animal theme. You had set up extreme ironing on the horse. No, nothing like that happened, but something concerning the horse happened.

Oh what does that mean? Yeah, so it was going well, God, fancher a good conversation, right, and then all of a sudden, slowly like the horse wasn't like galloping or anything, but he just kind of fell off the horse. Oh god, yeah, you can break your spirit doing that on a first date. That is so embarrassing. What did you do well, So of course I'm like, are you o, Katie he'd help, and he's like, oh a lot, fine, it was a pretty like slow fall and he got back on the horse.

Oh look at that the sayings true exactly. So did he make fun of himself or was he humiliated? Oh no, he just kind of like laughed a little bit. Yeah, he was like, oh, time to get back on the horse. Okay, okay, so he found the lightness in the situation than yeah, No, it ended up not being a big deal. Okay, what happened after that? So we finished our date and he drove me home and he's like, gave me a kiss at the end of the night, which great. I thought

we had a good date. So we texted a little bit, but it's not a lot, and like he hasn't called me anything, and I can just tell something is not the same, just in the way that we're interacting. So that's that's why I called you, guys, Danny now is terrible, Like you had a perfect time, he kissed you, Like what more else could you want? And then you still aren't getting a call back a little chicken dance action exactly. So I mean you've had some time to think about this.

Since your date, what's going on in your head? What do you think may have gone wrong? I mean, all I can really think of is maybe maybe he was just really playing it cool with the horse thing and he's really like embarrassed about it. Or maybe he really loved niece chicken music and the fact that I didn't bring it up during the day. Maybe that's the deal break here. I don't know. That would be amazing. Is there any chance that when he fell off the horse

it was because you pushed him off? No? Wow, No, I was him. I mean, if you could produce any tapes to verify if that's true. I'm just saying crazier things have happened on these second date updates. Okay, that's that's fair. When I carry around a camp quorner of taping him, Come on, you could shoot video on your phone nowadays, just saying he's like, do I need to get a boom stack. You couldn't hurt but anyway, exactly, I have my boom guy behind me. He's actually want

to push him up. Well, let's try and get to the bottom of this. We're gonna play a song, we'll come back, We'll call West for you and try and get your second date update. Okay, thank you, all right, hold on if you're just tuning in. We're on the phone with the world's biggest extreme ironing chicken song loving enthusiast named Penny, which is weird because we've already had two of those on our show earlier this week. Penny's

by far the bigger fan now, good point, Jeffrey. She recently made a joke dating profile with some of her friends and filled it with a bunch of random, funny hobbies and actually matched with a guy named Wes. The two of them went out horseback riding together and had a really good time. Even though Wess apparently fell off his horse, they still shared a kiss at the end of the night. But now Wes has fallen off more

than just the horse, He's fallen off completely. Yeah, other than a few texts here and there, of course, But we need to call him and get to the bottom of his mysterious disappearance. A part of me thinks he got way more hurt than you think, and he may still be dealing with like whiplash. That would be awful. Was the kiss at the end of the night? Did you taste blood. Oh I'm saying if there was like a metallic thing happening, then maybe that's a good indicator.

I did not, But that doesn't mean he wasn't internally pleading. Okay, that's good news. Yeah, okay, I mean I want to get to the bottom of this for you, like he should give you another chance, totally unless he just wanted to hook up. But if he wanted to hook up, you don't go horseback, right, Yeah, so much after I felt like there was good chemistry on both ends and I really liked him, like I just if I did something stupid, like I want to know you like Tinder you?

So I guess you just have to see if he liked you you. Yeah, all right, well let's find out. I'm gonna dial his number and we're gonna get your second date up day. You're ready, okay, yes, I'm ready. Okay, here we go. Hello. Hey, is this Wes speaking? Hey Wes. My name's Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. How you doing? Um? Good, that's good. Who's who? Who's that? Hi, Wes, we're all here. Yeah,

that's Brooke. You also heard Jose and we are the group that makes up the morning radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Yeah, is too Okay, I'm kidding. I'm sorry, West, but physically we're a radio show. West. Yeah, I get that, But why are you calling me? Oh man? The laughs don't stop with you. Well, we do a

segment on our show called a second Date Update. That's where if you go out with someone and afterwards, if they're not calling you back, you can email our show and have us reach out to that person for you to help you figure out the reason why. Okay, okay, uh is that person me? Well, you're the person that's not calling the other person back. Yeah, that sounds like a lot of people. Yeah, it was not very well excited. And I'm the person that's hauling the person on behalf

of the other person to see just get to the point. Okay, I just want to make sure. But no, the girl that emailed us about you, her name's Penny. Uhay I remember Penny? Or no? I remember Penny? Okay? Are you purposely not getting back to her? I mean we've been in correspondence every once in a while. Yeah, but the vibe she's getting says you're not very interested word correspondence. It's not very interesting. That's not funny. See that was

Alexis's joke. That's why I just don't count her. Okay, if you if you really want to know, To be honest with you, I think I liked her a lot more before we met. Oh when you were texting? Why, well, i'll be you know on her you know page where we met. We met online. I'm sure she showed you in on that in her profile page. She told us a little bit about it. Well, it seemed really adventurous, and I thought, why don't we have a fun time and do one of the things that is on her

list and go horseback riding? Wait? Wait, wait, wait, Wes, you didn't think that her profile was funny? He laments a humor, Okay, I mean she told us about like the extreme ironing. I thought that was great. I've never even heard of that. I would be into that, okay, talked about it on the surfboard. How do you even do that hard? That's a good questions. I don't know if I want to ask about the chicken songs? Yeah,

that's true. Oh fantastic. I racked my brain for hours trying to think of one would you come up with? Would you like farmer in the Dell? Where were you at? Oh? You know, growing up, I used to listen to some southern hip hop and there's an old school hip hop song that had you know, oh chicken head. I love that songs. Okay, okay, well you know anyway, one of the things that she had on there was reverse horseback riding, which if you've ever seen any movie that involves people

shooting on horses, that's a common thing. I thought it was. I said, I want to learn how to do that, so you know, it's something that she likes to do on horseback riding. And then I go and try it and then I fall off the horse. Yeah, oh that's how you fell off the horse. This is a lot I was in. Transitions are coming together? Now. You thought that she was being serious about all those hobbies. Who wouldn't put that on a profile? Oh no, no, yeah, less,

I am so sorry. Yeah that's Penny. I should have told you she's been on the other line sing and she wants to talk to you. Yeah, I am so sorry. I never thought someone would think any real I thought it was so over the top, look so ridiculous. I yeah, it was so extreme. I thought it was great. Oh so wait, are you also saying that you don't do news rating. No, I made that up. Nesting. It's when you signed out where news stations are gonna hold newscasting,

you go and you pop in the background. Instead of a police raid, it's a newsrad I would love to do that with you, Joe. Sorry. Same with the backwards horse ridings. That was Joe. Oh, Mike, I feel so badly. You feel badly? How do you think I feel? You know, I see this great profile is something that it's this person sounds amazing. Say him? Do any of them? Penny? You completely duped him. No, basically you basically catfished him. Not think it was possible. But I am so sorry, dude.

I think West, I mean, I think the important thing that you should concentrate on is not whether or not she loves songs about chickens. It's that you actually liked her. You kissed her. At the end of the night. She said, you guys seem to have a real chemistry when you were forward horseback riding. That's enough funny, I'm not trying to fre like. Aside from all the quirky hobbies. Don't

you feel like you guys shared an honest connection. I mean, yeah, we shared a connection, you know, but the whole time then with him, I'm anticipating are just jumping on the horse backwards in us riding up into the sunset together. Well, I mean, the reverse horse stuff can still happen, just on a later date. I mean, have you ever done that? Have you ever written a horse backwards? No? But i'd be alone. I mean, I know a lot of our second dates end with reverse cowgirl, but this is the

first one that's ever ended with reverse horseback. Yeah. Well, you know, maybe we can track both. That's the spirit, goad West. We would love to send you and Penny out on another date, and we'll pay for it. Yeah, I mean, now that she's come clean and everything, and yeah, I'm willing to give it a try. All right, Well, there you go. Successful second date update. Congratulations Penny. I really hope guys, thank you. And I think there's only one fitting way to end this call. I hope you're

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