Second date of to day. We've had a few reoccurring guests come back on the show for second dates. Oh yeah, Like recently we've had Roofer and Mattman come back the second time around. They always have good nicknames. Yeah, today we have another guy with not a cool nickname. It's Mark Oh Mark oh Man. I mean, just a slight
disappointment to our show. But he's returning to the Brooke and Jeffrey stage one more time, and in his email, he said that he's actually learned his lesson from the last time he was on with us and made a major life change because of it. I can't wait to hear what it is. Mark. I don't even know what it is yet. But first, I mean, welcome back to the show. Mark, Thank you. I mean I would like to say I remember everything about you, Mark, But what were you here for last time? Well, it's just his
name is kind of generic. I mean, that's why it was easy to remember the other dude. Maybe maybe he changed his name. Maybe that's the big life change. What is it. I didn't change my name. My name is still Mark. Okay, but you may remember the last time I was on your show I told you about how I went on a date to the Saracha factory. Yeah, that was cool. What happened there? She gave me a hard time because she saw that I drove a Nissan Leaf right, and she said it was like a reflection
of your manhood or something. Yeah. So the thing that's new is to avoid making that same mistake. I switched cars and I got a pickup truck, and now I'm a manly man. I can hear the testosterone coming through the speakers. Right, what you doing? What are you listening to her? She was a right, Well, I'm learning women are really superficial, especially with the online dating. You know, Arena, you know, I want to make a great first impression right away, or it's just over. It's just you know,
you just get judged and then they move on. Okay, So now did you change your dating profile to just you and the truck? Yeah? Yeah, and then one I'm actually standing on top of it. Wait, there's multiple truck photos. Oh yeah, I have a bunch just dominating that six cylinder vehicle. What are you what are you trying to attract right now? Because like, who did you go out with? I can't imagine you're clearly not on online dating things. Alexis, I mean, Alexis is just looking for guys with big boats,
so that's totally a different category. But Mark, so tell us about the girl that you ended up matching with. Who she? Yeah, so I guess the pictures worked with Chloe, who was really cute and she complimented my truck pick conversation. Yes, we started talking about cars and food. Okay, So where'd you guys go out? What would you do? So another lesson I learned from last time. I'm not taking her on some top of the condiment tour. What did you do? So?
I took her someplace, you know, a little more manly, a monster truck rally. No, no, no no, Hey, that's a good one. I'll write that one. Now, where'd you go? We went to a hot dog factory? No you didn't. And that was factory again, Mark, do you learn duffing? And who wants to know the process of making a hot That is the secret that nobody wants to answer to. Hold on, let's hear him out. Maybe it's more fun than we're jumping to conclusions. Tell us about the hot
dog factory. Well, I was thinking that the people at the factory wouldn't go into so much detail, but they take you in the back area and they show you the whole meat process, and honestly, it's kind of grows. Yeah, and then you sample afterwards like a little snout in that one. Hold on, what did Chloe think when you two were touring the factory? What was her Well, it was pretty easy to tell that she was horrified and disgusted by the whole thing. I can't even believe she
said yes to that sate. Okay, I did tell her that we were going on a surprise factory tour, but that's all I said. She wasn't even mentally prepared. Yeah, so I realized it was a bad idea, and I wanted to say, like, hey, let's get out of here, but the tour guide was kind of persistent and yeah, yeah, all right, but let's let's just get out of the factory. I mean, did anything happen after the factory or was
that the whole thing? Well, we decided that after all that we both needed a drink, and so I walked her over to her car and she was gonna follow me, and we were going to go to this Mexican restaurant that I knew a factory. Yeah, no, no, no no, no, that's not that's not funny. Excuse me, sorry, where where'd you go? So? Well? After that, I saw her take a left and then I thought it was a mistake. But then I think she just failed. Bum. Have you
tried to reach out to her? Yeah, I tried to reach out to her, and yeah, I haven't heard, so I don't know what's happening. I mean, you kind of know what's happened to you. What's the most manly thing? Sausage? Though it was a good idea, I don't know. We'll see what Chloe thought when we call her and get your second date update right after this. All right, all right,
hold on the second. We're in the middle of a second date update with our listener Mark, who told me in his email that even though he's been on the show with us once before, he'd rather not return again for a third time. After this. Oh no, regard, we're gonna be some miracle workers there, layman. He's looking for the one. And yes, he's made some adjustments in his life, because if he didn't hear, he went from owning a Nissan Leaf to driving a gas guzzling man truck. Okay,
and it's not why women aren't. Okay, keep going. He also upgraded from a condiment factory to a one hundred percent no beef hot dog factory for his first day. No beef, we're talking about the main course. It's it's interesting that he keeps picking factory tours. Yeah, that's Mark. Do you have a thing for factories or what's going on there? I'm interested in them? Yeah, okay, something I guess paper checks like this go on your own time. Remember didn't they do that on Sesame Street, like how
things were made, go to the cran factory or something. Yeah, you know, I just I got bored of washing stuff on YouTube like this, and I just want to see this in person. It's nice to have an activity to do together on a first date. And the thing is, we don't know a whole lot about your date, Chloe. We just heard a lot of what happened at the factory. True, and I don't I personally would like to get to know her. You would, Well, she's great, you know, she's
super keyte but just please don't date her. Yeah, yeah, it did sound weird when you said it that way, Jeff. Anyway, we're just going to call and see what happened. You know, there's a lot of positives going for you. I think a simple apology that the hot dogs were a bad idea that it's going to take. Unless she loved the hot dogs, in which case you wouldn't need to him for a drink afterwards. She got lost because her car is not a manly truck. Okay, so let's just call
Chloe and see what she has to say. Here we go. I'm a dollar number right now, Thank you? Right here we go. Hello? Hey is this Chloe? Yeah speaking, Hey Chloe? What's up? My name's Jeff from a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Um, okay, Hi, welcome to our show you're on right now. I'm on the radio right now. Yea tour of a radio show right now. Cool. Um, I don't know why why are you calling me? Because I want to get to know you, Chloe,
and I'd just like to ask you a question. What's your favorite homemade dessert? You're more of a cobbler gal or a strutal mistress. Wait, you're calling me to ask me dessert questions? Apparently that's Jeff's get to know you a little bit about you because we have heard some interesting things about you from one of our listeners. Oh really, Oh yes, really, nothing about dessert. It's definitely more main course. Yeah, listen, he went on a date with not too long ago
named Mark. Oh okay, Yeah, didn't get a great reaction there. Yeah, why to date you went on with Mark? Wasn't it? Um? Yeah? I don't know what he told you, but it was pretty weird. Uh yeah, yeah. I mean Mark told us that he took you to a hot dog factory, which I know there was a little bit of judgment in the room, but I want to give him a little bit of credit because he put forth some effort, put effort in. I mean, not a lot of people are doing hot dog factory tour dates these days. I mean,
I say that there's probably a reason for that. But sure, Chloe, I think he's a renaissance man. I mean, he said it was a surprise. What did you think when he pulled up to the hot dog factory? I was surprised. I hope, I hope you weren't a vegetarian or anything. He did check with you, Although I might I might go that route after that's tough feels like a natural transition. Well, I mean the reason that we're calling is because this is called a second date update, and we're trying to
help Mark understand what went wrong. And what he told us is that you guys had a plan to meet up and have a drink together, but you got lost on the way to the restaurant or the bar. I said, no, no, it was I was not lost. I mean, I will say, Chloe, that's not very cool though, you know, to like say you're going to meet up with it for a drink and then not show up. Is there a reason why you didn't? Oh yeah, oh yeah. Um. So after we finished with the tour, he said, hey, let's go have
a food and drink somewhere. And I know this place where if you tell them you're a teacher, they give you a free burrito. Nice. He did not seem like he was joking, And I thought that was super shady, Like you're gonna lie about being a teacher for a free burrito. There's no excuse for that. Yeah. Really, if he hadn't said that, you would have probably met him for a drink. It was just maybe that was the nail in the coffin. Oh, Yeah, I could have gone for a drink at that point, but I just do
not want to be associated with people like that. Yeah, Like, teachers are one of the most crucial jobs in the world, and they're so underpaid. They're just being completely selfless and taking advantage of that star stealing the burritos from the teachers, you know. I mean, I don't know what the requirements are for these burritos, so like, if we do get these free burritos, maybe we are taking them from some
other teachers that are underpaid. True. I'm guessing Mark would know what the requirements were to get the free burrito, and we can ask him about it because he's on the other line right now wanting to talk to you, Chloe. Oh my, seriously, yep, Mark, are you kidding me that that's the reason why you didn't I mean, yeah, no, I'm not kidding. You lied about being a teacher. Like
what kind of low life set does that hold? On a second, I doubt Mark actually followed through with going and getting the free burrita, right Mark, you didn't go through with it? Well, I mean, honestly, yeah, I got the burrita free burrito, Okay, I was really hungry and I left a big kick. You got samples at the hot dog place, Yeah, but nothing beats the burrito, you know, Okay, I mean he's right. I mean, did you just straight lie? Or how did you get the I mean you have
to show like a fake idea, you know what. I don't feel like being judged for this right now. I did it and it worked and I got free food. So hey, everyone got a hustle, right, all right, I'm really a hustle, I think, Chloe, I'm just reading the room here. I don't think we think this? Is that an egregious of a lie? He wanted to get you some free food for you too on your date? Like that's a nice thing, right, Why is he not paying
on a date? It's cheap? I think I think it's cheap a little bit, but you know, like it's it's creative, it's resourceful, kind of funny. And when it comes down to it, aren't we all teachers in some way constantly learning and teaching each other? You know? I couldn't agree more with you. I helped my niece with her homework sometimes with her math homework. Why I don't, I mean not this year, But like you know, a couple of years ago or whatever. Okay, back in the day. I
think there's a five year period where it comes. So he's a teaching veteran. Yeah, you're still You're still in the window. This is making it worse. Mark. You just need to apologize. Yeah, I mean you do, Chloe. He's pretty honorable, Yeah, honorable. He's an honorable man, don't you agree, Chloe. I don't know, lying like it's not a good look under any circumstances, but like on a first date and you're not gonna pay for our meal, and like, I don't know what else are you gonna lie about just
to save a buck or for something else? You know, I don't know. Is he gonna say he's a veteran so we can get a discount as insurance you know? Oh? Well, I don't know what an insurance company you're talking about, but you don't technically need to be a veteran to get that insurance. So oh okay, can I get that insurance company to Mark? I amends Mark, Mark, I thank you? Oh Chloe, just an apology? Okay? Oh what am my
social apologies for? I got free burrito. I think here's the thing Chloe, I can get you a free burrito and you won't have to lie about anything because you will pay to send you guys out on another date us. Yeah, what do you think? I'm not interested? Now that was pretty quick. But Chloe, he drives a truck. I'm not going to find a manlier guy than this. Yeah. Yes, thank you, I appreciate you having my back. Bro to bro Yeah, and by the way, Mark, what kind of
perve takes their first day to a hotdog factory? Did you think that one's gonna make me want to sleep with you or something? What? No, I mean, I just thought it was interesting to learn, is Did it teach you something? Maybe because I'm a teacher. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,