Second day. I am so excited. I am so nervous to do this second date today. Oh my god, I'm only excited. It's a continuation of yesterday's awkward Tuesday phone call. So if you miss that, one of our listeners, Allison, needed our help making a call to her roommate to tell her, hey, yeah, I've kind of been hooking up with your ex boyfriend, yeah, which we thought was going to be awkward. Yeah, only to find out once we
got her on the phone, they've kind of been back together. Yeah, the roommate and the X are actually not X. And that's when this moment happened. He's been sweet, We've been spending a lot of time together lately, and so for how long confused, Oh it's been about two weeks now. Oh god, gosh, oh wow. I hate that guy with both of them. Yeah. Dirty. Turns out this dude Justin has and simultaneously hooking up with his ex girlfriend Lily and her roommate, leading them both on, and neither of
the girls knew about it. Oh man. So yeah, so once that happened, things got heated, and instead of just confronting the guy directly, both Alison and Lily decided that the best thing for them to do was to come back on our show today and confront the guy together. Yeah, good decisions are still out there. Yes, to be fair, I don't know if they really decided that. I kind of pushed them into it because we're content. Yeah, let's
welcome back to the show, Alison and Lily. Welcome back, ladies. Hi, Hi, guys, don't sound very exciting. How are you guys doing? We're okay? Yeah, I mean, like at the start, I was pretty upset, and you know, I had to get over it, and I mean, I don't know, I think we're kind of unified on this now and we're talking to you guys
like we're ready to confront him. Yeah, no, I mean understand how like the emotions must be going crazy, Like you thought this was a relationship that you were about to get into only to find out he's a horrible guy. So how did he think that you guys wouldn't find out? Since since you guys discovered what was really happening, how hard has it been to not talk to Justin about this and just like confront him yourselves. It's been ridiculously hard. He was actually texting me last night and I was
trying so hard to ignore him. Wait, is this Alison talking or you know I'm Lily. That's oh, this is the ex girlfriend Lily. Okay, he was texting you, Yes, he was. Okay, so hard to send him those news. I did send five times, but it was hard. I know Alison was holding the camera award. No, I'm kidding. It was tough. Yeah, Alison, how did you feel about it? Um? I actually haven't heard from him at all and I didn't try to contact him. And yeah, didn't you? Yeah?
Did you stop talking to him or both? I mean it's only been a day, so that's true. But yeah, text a lot, But Jose, you got to give the guy some credit. He's probably busy with a lot of other women. How many text threads does he have to manage all at once? He has an assistant. He really should just start a group chat. Yeah, it would be a more efficient Alison. And do you guys think that Justin has any idea that either one of you knows
at this point? No? No, okay, I mean it probably helps that we taped both of these first and didn't air it right away, because totally if we did, then one of his buddies could have heard it and then warned him and let him know. So this is actually good for us, you know good? Actually? Yeah, what is the plan here? Though? Like you still, I want to know who wants to be the one that like calls him out. I feel like it would be Lily, because it's your ex boyfriend who was about to be your
boyfriend again. I think ye do it. Oh, I'm so excited to get them. I am. Yeah, I feel like I should be the one that does it. Yeah, So who's talking? Who's talking? I'm Lily. Um, he should be dumped really hard, and he should be super embarrassed and everybody should be able to hear it because he's a two timing cheater. So this is what he deserves, all right? Well, hold on, is he technically a cheater? Yeah? Because they were late, Because I mean, you guys were broken up
at the time that this was all happening. So is it really cheating either of you were exclusive, you're not broken up. If you're you're hanging out with your X for two weeks, then it's like it's back on, Like you don't have to have a talk with an X, Like you just go back to what it was a two months grace period after the breakup where it still counts as being together. No, he's definitely. He's a liar, for sure. He's a liar for sure. Cares he's a
piece of crap. And we just want to embarrass all right. I mean, I don't want to confuse everyone listening, because you know, usually we're just dealing with two people on these things, and this time there's going to be three. So if you just started listening, a guy has been hooking up with both his ex girlfriend and her roommate at the same time. They both found out about it in an awkward Tuesday phone call with us which we taped earlier. We need to get to this. Are you
both ready? Yeah? I mean I've been waiting for you to like stop talking for the last couple of minutes. Like, let's get this through. I'm gonna shut up, check out. We're going to call the sleeves back and we're gonna do the weirdest second date update we've ever done and wamboozel this guy. Yeah, right after this, Okay, we got a wamboozle update second earlier. All through the break, my co hosts were giving me a bad time for saying the word wamboozle honestly, like it's some sort of old,
outdated term I've literally never heard. And you know what those Weisenheimer's I've had. I should just give him all and knuckle sandwich, Oh shine cracker, darn you khaki wackis. How do you ever make fun of me? Okay, you need to take all the old jumps back. Anyway, we're about to call a guy and wamboozle him. By guy, both the girls that you've been hooking up with know about each other. Yeah, and by the way, you're about to get hornswaggled, so that's soundly a good thing. Jeffrey's like,
what you girls, I don't even know what I'm saying. Anyway, I still think he's going to be down for the hornswaggle. Basically, Alison and Lily are both on the line ready to confront this guy and say, hey, we know that you've been hooking up with both of us up because you're an old man, and I'd like to applaud you both, Alison and Lily, like your roommates, you guys saw who the problem really was in the situation. You were bigger than that. You kept your friendship intact. It's awesome. This
has somehow weirdly brought us closer together. Oh, it's usually the opposite. That's what happens with the same guy. You guys are like sisters now in a really weird way. But I mean, he I just I know this might be kind of a weird thing to ask, But he knows that you guys are roommates, right, I mean, obviously he knows, but I guess he thinks that he can get away with this. Well, we're not going to let that happen today, so let's get to it. Let's do this.
We're gonna dial Justin's phone number and hornswoggle and boom dooggle and rally smacker him until he has no sense left about him. You can't see him, but we're shaking a stick at you right now. I just sounds sturdy. Okay, I'm gonna shut up and I'm just gonna die the phone number, and remember, Alison, I'm gonna call you in first, okay, because they're the ones that haven't been talking, right, they haven't been talking the longest. And then I'll call in
the ex girlfriend Lily after that. Okay, she's like the punch here we go. Good luck, ladies. Hello, Hey, am I speaking to Justin? Yes, who's this? This is a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, Hi, Hey, what's up. I don't know what's going on with you guys.
Good question. Yeah, we wanted to talk to you a little bit about your dating life, if that's cool, my dating life, because there's a woman that reached out to our show who's been trying to get in touch with you, and it is a little bit curious about what's going on in your guys' relationship. You know Allison. Yeah, I know Alison. Okay, Okay, you haven't been talking to her much.
What is this all about exactly? Well, this is a segment that we do on our show called a second Date Update, where we help listeners get in touch with people that they've been dating but been having a hard time communicating with, like maybe somebody ghosts or like falls off for no reason. Well, that's not really my situation. I mean me and Allison have been texting, so I don't really know what information you got. Okay, Well, she said it's been a while though, I mean, what like
two days. I've been a little busy. Oh, I bet you what you've been busy with? Do you really like Alison? Yeah? Sure you know? I mean, what do you want me to say? I don't even know you guys, and you're asking me all these personal questions like, I don't why do you care? It's okay, it's okay. It's just Alison has reached out to us because she's curious, because she likes you. It feels to her like maybe things are cooling off a little bit. Is is she feeling wrong
about that vibe she reached out to you. No, we're keeping it casual and and cool. It's fine. Yeah, okay, but you want to keep seeing her again? Dude, that's not really your business. That's between me and her, right Look, I'm all I'm saying is it would make Allison feel happy probably if you asked her out on a real date. I think she'd really enjoy spending more time with you. Okay, Well, thanks for the advice, pal, I'll get on that. Okay. Yeah, I mean, would you be cool if Allison was dating
other dudes right now? I don't who. I don't even know who the hell you people are, Like, what are you talking about? We're just trying to help out our listener. Man, Like, we know you're interested in Allison, You've been busy, you claim to like her. Is there something that's holding you back from hanging out? More like? Is there somebody else in the picture maybe? Or is it just her? No judgment, No, it's just her? Okay? Yeah, what do you want me
to say? Yes? I mean I like truth, truth is important. Yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't know if Allison would agree with you on that about it being just her, okay, because she's actually here listening on the other line. Hey, j Yeah that's Alison. Alison. What the hell are you doing? Why are you calling me on the radio right now? Oh? You know, just giving you a test? I guess what type of test? Like, I don't get the joke. What am I missing here? I mean, did you think that
like I wouldn't find out? Come on, find out? Find out? What? Okay? Stop playing games? You know? Oh I'm not the one playing games. You guys are the ones playing twenty questions over there. I don't know what the hell's going on right now? Justin just be honest, man, safe face right now? Or Alison? Maybe I mean you should just come out and say it to him. I don't think he's gonna come clean. Yeah, you know what, I don't really feel
like telling him. I think, uh, somebody else should tell him. Hey, Lily, now's your turn. Hi, Justin O. What the is this? What are you guys trying to be like Dateline NBC or something on that show before? I mean, I did turn it a lot darkly. That's your exer current girlfriend, Lily. Yeah, I don't have a girlfriend, so I don't know what you're talking about. All right, I'm not committed to anybody right now. I don't have a goal. We broke up. Wow, it's gonna be really hard to get a second date
out of this guy. Just are you serious? Like you've been with me this whole time and now here with my roommate. Both of us were just being used by you. I mean you you were terrible when we were dating, and it looks like you're even worse when we're separated. Why would you do that to both of us? You just said it, we're separated. Just because we're sleeping together doesn't mean anything, okay, just because you want to hook
up with me. But by the way, if I read the text messages right, now, who's asking poo for what? You know what I'm saying. You've been hitting me up, asking for me to come over, and now you've blasted me, making me look like a scumbag. Right now, because I'm single, I'm allowed to do whatever i want. I'm a lot of women want this, so I'm gonna give it. When they want a dude. You can't hook up with your ex and her roommate like there's just it's an unwritten rule.
Everybody knows it. It's out there. Okay, mom, Mom, I can okay. I like how you were telling Lily that, oh, we gotta keep this secret, don't tell anybody. Of course you didn't want to. You knew it was wrong. I also know that the roommates and they're eventually going to tell each other. Yeah, yeah, who cares? You sound pretty defensive for somebody who knew what was going to happen. Yeah.
And I know you don't think that you did anything wrong, but it's it's called lying biomission justin just because you didn't say anything or admit anything, it doesn't mean that you're not guilty of wrongdoing. Broh. And you were obviously leading these girls on. You just told us that you liked Alison and only wanted to I don't give it what any of you people think. All right, you're calling me and you're giving me a ton of crap like
I'm living my life wrong. I guarantee you the second I hang up this phone right now, one of those chicks is gonna text me and ask me to take him out tonight. Okay, well that's hey, man, that's not true. That's because Alexis is going to be calling you too, because she likes the sound of your voice. Justin you there. I think he hung up. Dude, that was salty. Yeah. I didn't even get to call my mother's egg like
I wanted him. Okay, okay, well, at least now that we have it on the podcast, we can send him this so that he can hear it when he plays it back for all of his other girlfriends. I'm sure I'll pick up if we call him back. Yeah, is he right though? Is one of you? Are one of you going to text him after we're done with this? Sounds like he's really good at what he does. No, No, I'm not like I used to love him, but this is just unforgettable. I'm done with him. Why am I
not convinced? It's funny. Lily could have said unforgivable, but she went unforgettable. So Lily, I wish you'll luck. You don't go back to that, dude. It's bad news. Man. You deserve better, Lily, or at least go back to them together as a team. Whatever broke and Jeffrey in the morning,
