Second, d any dating app that you log into. There's all these acronyms that you have to know for what you're looking for. Oh yeah, you know, like LTR long term relationship. There's DTR to find the relationship. Uh f WB friends with Baked Goods. But that's why Brook has so many FWBs. Yeah, I did notice, you know how. But what happens when somebody reaches out to us and they're not really sure what they want exactly, They just want to see them again. Oh that's that's what Thomas says.
He's hoping for a JWS. Just want to see I don't like that. I don't like it. Well that's what Thomas wants, So you guys have to get over it. Welcome to the show, Thomas. Hey guys, Hey, so I take it you don't use JWS on your dating profile right already. I had never heard that one until you just stated it. So, okay, I think we're making dating history right now. So tell us about the girl that
you JWS. So I went out to a bar with a bunch of friends, and you know, at a bar, there's like your crew, and then another crew and another crew and another crew. We we sort of all knew each other, but like not close friends. That makes sense, but I like that. Sometimes you're like, oh, dude, this is so and so I used to work with him and friend now and now you're I hate it when I'm like, and I don't remember your names. Yeah, so you didn't meet on a dating app? You met I
r L. Yeah, okay, will you not do? You don't sound cool? That's what you think that means in real life? I know, I just don't use that. I know some people all the way. Anyway, tell us about the girl you met. I ra so this in real life girl that I met. He was kind of cool. I had a friend from another group come over and she was like, hey, there's a girl over there. She's really interested in you. And she's like, you should you should really go over
and talk to her. Okay, woman moved there, Yeah, well done, wing woman. Right. So she points me over to Chelsea and I go over to Chelsea and I'm talking to her and conversation is it's clunky at best, it's that really great conversation, you know. Why do you say though? What made it not a great conversation? Just the questions from both sides were very dumb because we were kind of nervous. Yeah, like, oh, do you like music? And she's like, yeah, oh like music? Yeah. And then she's
like do you like food? And I'm like, oh, yeah, food's good. And I've written a whole joke about this and so true. And it's probably that this girl. I mean usually in my experience with girl groups, right, like, if you're going to send somebody over to talk to a dude, it's because you're shy. Yeah, she's just shy and just trying to find generic middle ground, right, yeah, kind of food. Okay, let's pivot to this. She was like,
they didn't get there though, Yeah, I don't know. Actually we live so so she was like, let's grab a drink. So we did. Okay, good idea and that smooth things out. It was, it was pretty good. And then we finished the one and she's like, can we go back to your place? Bro? No, it's always a shy girls. It's always got to watch out for a girl. Yeah, I don't know, I think you're did you like food? Comment? Really, let's get out of you footh operator? What could I say?
Well done? Okay, So okay, so you guys leave the bar. Yeah, we grabbed an uber. We went back to my place. What do you take it in your head? Are you like stoked? Are you nervous? Where are you at? I was sort of like, okay, well I guess this is this is happening. So we get back to my place. I opened the door and my god, this lady she's going at me like a movie movie level makeout. We're knocking stuff off the wall, off that table. It was.
It was insane. Oh my god. And then all of a sudden she just like, sorry, I can't do this, and I'm like, okay, well we don't have to. If you want to hang out by alis, let's just chill. And she apologize, apologize, grabbed the coat and left. Left. Yeah that's so weird that she would turn it on
like so hot and then yeah, completely off. So I texted her like the next stage, I'm like, hey, you know, how are you like, like, I mean, the conversation went back to cluk cluk yeah, because I'm sure like when she left, originally you're probably thinking, Okay, she's gonna be r b oh okay, yeah, really, I know you guys are getting into this. I know you say you don't like it. What you kind of like it. Maybe she
like was. Actually you know how girls say, women will say, oh, I'm not one of those type of girls, Like, maybe she really wasn't you know what I mean? Maybe? Yeah, we could speculate forever on the maybes, let's get a definitive answer. We're gonna play a song, we'll come back, we'll call it Chelsea, and we'll try and get you your second day up date. Okay, sounds great. All right. Second, one of our listeners had a hook up that sounds like it lasted about thirty seconds. Been there, It's ten
seconds longer than my average. But the difference here is afterwards, my partners usually hang around for an average of two minutes. Thomas's date, though, she was out the door instantly. Oh man. Now she stopped the hook up right as it started, basically and said, look, I'm sorry, I just can't do this. I gotta go, which is weird because she's the one who insisted that they go back to his place, original
all of it. Yeah, kiss him to go back. So now Thomas is just really confused, and we're committed to helping him out. Yea, we are. In fact, Brooke is even willing to finish the hook up with Thomas. Look at that Brook way to step up for our listeners. Good job. Is it going to be another minute or how long? Yeah? I'm up for whatever you want. Okay, maybe that's the problem. I need to play a little hard to get in this game. I don't like reflecting on this. What do you think? Why do you think
she left? Honestly, I don't know. She seemed really a gung ho and everything was going great? Then is gung ho the word? I mean? It wasn't like he had bad breath or something, right, Like, I'm just thinking like something may have turned her off. Yeah. I would almost hope it's something simple like that, so he could be like, oh, next time. All that's true, you know, Yeah, you can't fix it unless you know I guess, do you have bad breath? Brow? Do you know? No? I'm pretty sure
I don't go to the dentist every six months. Wow. Okay, that's more than all right. Well, let's just give her a call. We'll see what she has to say if she answers. So I'm a dala Chelsea's number right now? You ready? Yep? All right? Here we go. Hello, Hey, I'm looking for Chelsea. This is Chelsea. Hey Chelsea, my name is jeff from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. Hi, Hi, Hi, Chelsea. Help you. We're doing a segment on a show called a second Date Update.
That's where we help our listeners reconnect with someone after what they thought was a really good date. And so you you met a guy out the other night. His name was Thomas. Oh, okay, okay. Would you say about Thomas? I just said, oh jeez, oh, I thought it was like, oh boy, oh gee, okay, oh boy. I'm not sure what to take from that yet. But Thomas told us about the night that you guys spent together, and it
sounded pretty good, exciting. You're very exciting, a little bit of a short night, and so he's a little bit confused about how things ended and why exactly, because it sounds like you took off from his apartment pretty quick. Wow, this is so awkward. What the heck? Yeah, but also got to think it's pretty awkward to leave a makeout like halfway through. Yeah, but now you know, days later, you're still not responding to him, And so he just has a bunch of questions and doesn't know where to
get the answers. Okay, okay, yeah, well I really liked him and stuff, but he said, um, like while we were kissing and stuff, he said, oh, I so want to date you and I want to date you. Yeah, I want to date you and just like sort of slapped me back to reality. Oh no, sorry, are you not looking to date right now that I look up? Yeah, someone, you're not trying to be like, hell, I can't wait for us to get married. It is kind of a weird thing to say mid makeout, first hang out. Now
it's like a commitment. If they follow through, it's like a bar thing. Were you just like looking for the one night stand? Which is fine, totally. Maybe the word it came out weird. I think he just meant he was having a good time and he couldn't wait to go out with you, like very officially yet anything that maybe she doesn't want future plans. Yeah, well I just felt bad because I got the impression that he kind of liked me, and like the truth of the matter
is I totally have a boyfriend. Oh oh oh god, so wait, wait you were cheating on your boyfriend. I mean, if you want to look at it that way, but how would your boyfriend look at it that way. I'm not sure. You're not sure? Is this like an open relationship. Well, here's the thing. I feel like he might understand, because really it was for his benefit. We've been together for several years now, and like I felt like I needed to the situation a little bit. I don't understand. I
think I do, but keep going. Yeah, so I was just gonna, like, you know, go and hook up and you know, she's good, what's fresh, what's new, bring it back home, you know, and then bring it back home into boring stuff right now. And you needed new ideas? Is that where you Yeah? Pretty much. I think I'm getting the idea. So, Chelsea, you were interested in Thomas just from a purely physical standpoint to see what you could learn from him, But when he started mentioning dating,
then it crossed the line. Right. Yeah. It's interesting because like talking to Thomas on the phone, he wouldn't probably be my go to tutor. That is extremely rude. It's extremely rude, especially because he's listening to this right now and literally heard that, and he heard everything that Chelsea said. Because Chelsea, Thomas has been there. That's okay. I kind of like It's good that I he hears this because I didn't know how to say it at the time,
and like I didn't know how to respond. It's all right, Thomas, go ahead say hello, Chelsea, you're a total atole? Or was that a suggestion for a love money into that stuff? No, I'm not gonna no, I'm not gonna help you cheat on some dude, because then I'm the actole. No, I don't care what your side is. You need to tell people that you need to figure that on your own. But you don't use me for ruin. No, but but she didn't technically go all the way through with it.
It doesn't matter. Well, so you'd be totally fine if your girlfriend made out with some dude and then came home it was like I didn't well, I don't know if she came home with a cool new skill because of it. I'm not thank you, sir, to be like, bring it over. I don't know what else I could learn. Okay, look it, I'm you know, be careful here. We're a family friendly show. Rain it in if you wanted to find out what happened here it is. We don't even be calling me names. Yeah, you need to apologize for
that one, I think, but you're out of here. You said he wouldn't be a good tutor the first time she's telling somebody that, Like, whatever, keep going. Here's the thing, Chelsea, why don't you just open with that with any dude at the bar. If you walked up to a hot guy at a bar and you said, hey, listen, I don't want anything tonight except for this, because this is what I want to learn. I think you could teach
me some new things you're telling me. A dude wouldn't turn that, Like you could find eight other guys though, that would say yes, eight other guys that would say yes, Like, why not lead with the truth. I don't hate that idea. You might be right, Yeah, is right. Every guy has morals or standards. Some dudes are like, cool, this is the best scenario. Yeah. I mean, it sounds like jose is trying to volunteer to help you out. I never will you have morals and standards? What? Oh? I never
never will have? Relationships are so complicated these days. Yeah, No, it's not that complicated not to cheat on your boyfriend or friend hard. It feels like you two have a lot of things to say to each other. I don't have anything to Maybe that would be a good thing to say when you guys are looking at each other face to face over a dinner. Perhaps, No, not a dinner, because we can't make it a date lunch. I think I'm done with this person because he just called me
a horn. He can't really step back from that. No, no, no, no, hold on. I just said the truth, you know, and it is turning me on when he uses that language. That's not gonna work for this phone call. You you guys, stop it. It can be flustered brooking Jeffrey in the morning. We just got done talking about it in studio, and I just want all the listeners to know we have banned Thomas from ever appearing on this show again. Yeah, dude, I understand he was upset, but you just can't go
that low, man, It's too low. It's the first number that we've ever actually added to the show blacklist. But yeah, look, he crossed the line. So sorry to any listeners that heard that, And an even bigger apology to our editor, who has to use way more beliefs than we've ever probably had to use before. Yeah, get to clicking. Yeah, but look, that type of language is absolutely not tolerated here unless we know for sure the microphones are off. Yeah, it's all the time. Excuse me, all the time, No
language like that. I just want to make that very clear. Yeah, all right, but not even sad that we get him a second didn't deserve it. Yeah, I mean the whole thing was kind of screwed up from the beginning. They really Yeah. Yeah, I mean she's not greatly innocent either, but yeah, he took the he really did. So Look, if there's anybody out there with a clean mouth, yeah,
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