Second, d any dating app that you log into, there's all these acronyms that you have to know for what you're looking for. Oh yeah, you know, like LTR long term relationship. There's DTR define the relationship. Uh f WB friends with baked Goods. That's Brook has so many FWBs. Yeah, I did notice, you know how much. But what happens when somebody reaches out to us and they're not really sure what they want exactly. They just want to see them again. That's what Thomas says. He's hoping for a JWS,
just want to see I don't like that. I don't like Well that's what Thomas wants. So you guys have to get over it. Ainion, Welcome to the show. Thomas. Hey guys, Hey, so I take it you don't use JWS on your dating profile right already. I had never heard that one until you just did it. So okay, I think we're making dating history right now. So tell
us about the girl that you j wus off. So I went out to a bar with a bunch of friends, and you know, at a bar, there's like your crew, and then another crew and another crew and another crew. We we sort of all knew each other, but like not close friends. That makes sense, But I like that Sometimes you're like, oh, dude, this is so and so I used to work with him and his friend now and now you're I hate it when I'm like, and I don't remember your names. Yeah, so you didn't meet
on a dating app? You met I r L. Yeah, okay, will you not do? You don't sound cool? That's what you think, don't that means? In real life? I know, I just don't use I know some people all away, I think. So anyway, tell us about the girl that you met. Ira. So this in real life girl that I met. She was kind of cool. I had a friend from another group come over and she was like, hey, there's a girl over there. She's really interested in you. And she's like, you should you should really go over
and talk to her. Woman moved there. Yeah, well done, wing woman. Right. So she points me over to Chelsea and I go over to Chelsea and I'm talking to her and conversation is it's clunky at best, it's that really great conversation, you know. Why do you say though? What made it not a great conversation? Just the questions from both sides were very dumb because we were kind of nervous. Yeah, oh, do you like music? And she's like, yeah, oh like music? Yeah. And then she's like do you
like food? And I'm like, oh yeah, food's good. And I've written a whole joke about this. It's so true. But it's probably that this girl. I mean usually in my experience with girl groups, right, like, if you're going to send somebody over to talk to a dude, it's because you're shy. Yeah, she's just shy and just trying to find generic middle ground, right, yeah, kind of food. Okay, let's pivot to this. She was like, they didn't get there though, Yeah, I don't know. Actually we live so
so she was like, let's grab a drink. So we did. Okay, good idea and that smooth things out. It was, it was pretty good. And then we finished the one and she's like, can we go back to your place? Bro? No, it's always a shy girls. It's always got to watch out for girl. Yeah. I don't know, I think you're did you like food? Comment? Really, let's get out of you, flooth operator. What could I say? Well done? Okay, So okay, so you guys leave the bar. Yeah, we grabbed an uber.
We went back to my place. What do you take it in your head? Are you like stoked? Are you nervous? Where are you at? I was sort of like, okay, well I guess this is this is happening. So we get back to my place. I opened the door and my god, this lady she's going at me like a movie movie level makeout. We're knocking stuff off the walling off that table. It was. It was insane. Oh my god. And then all of a sudden she just is like, sorry, I can't do this, and I'm like, okay, well we
don't have to. If you want to hang out by all this, let's just chill. And she apologize, apologize, grabbed the coat and left. Yeah that's so weird that she would turn it on like so hot and then he yeah, yeah, completely off. So I texted her like the next day, I'm like, hey, you know, how are you like, like, I mean, the conversation went back to cluck clu yeah, because I'm sure like when she left, originally you're probably thinking, Okay, she's gonna be r b oh okay, right, yeah, really
you guys are getting into this. I know you say you don't like it, what you kind of like it. Maybe she like was actually you know how girls say, women will say, oh, I'm not one of those type of girls, Like maybe she really wasn't you know what I mean? Like, yeah, we could speculate forever on the maybes, let's get a definite answer. We're gonna play a song, we'll come back, we'll call it Chelsea, and we'll try and get your second date up date. Okay, sounds great. Alright.
One of our listeners had a hook up that sounds like it lasted about thirty seconds. There, it's ten seconds longer than my average. But the difference here is afterwards, my partners usually hang around for an average of two minutes. Thomas's date, though, she was out the door instantly. Oh man. Now she stopped the hook up right as it started, basically and said, look, I'm sorry, I just can't do this.
I gotta go, which is weird because she's the one who insisted that they go back to his place originally, all of it. Yeah, gissked him to go back. So now Thomas is just really confused, and we're committed to helping him out, yea, we are. In fact, Brooke is even willing to finish the hook up with Look at that Brook way to step up for our listeners. Good job? Is it going to be another minute or how long? Yeah? I'm up for whatever you want. Okay, maybe that's the problem.
I need to play a little hard to get in this game. I don't like reflecting on this. What do you think? Why do you think she left? Honestly, I don't know. She seemed really a gung ho and everything was going great. Man, I don't know gung hole the word that I mean. It wasn't like he had bad breath or something, right Like, I'm just thinking like something may have turned her off. Yeah. I would almost hope it's something simple like that, so he could be like, oh,
next time. All that's true, you know, Yeah, you can't fix it unless you know I guess, do you have bad breath? Brow? Do you know? No? I'm pretty sure I don't go to the dentist every six months. Wow. Okay, that's more than all right. Well, let's just give her a call. We'll see what she has to say if she answers. So I'm a dala Chelsea's number right now? You ready? Yep? All right? Here we go. Hello, Hey,
I'm looking for Chelsea. This is Chelsea. Hey, Chelsea, my name is jeff from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. Hi, Hi, Chelsea. Hello, I'm going to help you. We're doing a segment on a show called a second Date Update. That's where we help our listeners reconnect with someone after what they thought was a really good date. And so you you met a guy out the other night. His name was Thomas. Oh, okay, okay. Would you say
about Thomas? I just said, oh jeez, oh, I thought it was like, oh boy, oh geez, okay, oh boy. I'm not sure what to take from that yet. But Thomas told us about the night that you guys spent together, and it sounded pretty good, exciting. You're very exciting, a little bit of a short night, and so he's a little bit confused about how things ended and why exactly, because it sounds like you took off from his apartment
pretty quick. Wow, this is so awkward. What the heck? YEA, but also got to think it's pretty awkward to leave a makeout like halfway through. Yeah, but now you know, days later, you're still not responding to him, and so he just has a bunch of questions and doesn't know where to get the answers. Okay, okay, yeah, well I really liked him and stuff, but he said, um, like while we were kissing and stuff, he said, oh, I so want to date you, and I want to date you. Yeah,
I want to date you. And this like sort of slapped me back to reality. I don't sorry, are you not looking to date right now? That look up someone you're not trying to be like, yo, I can't wait for us to get married. It is kind of a weird thing to say mid makeout your first hang out now it's like a commitment. If they follow through, it's like a bar thing. Were you just like looking for the one night stand? Which is finely maybe the words
came out weird. I think he just meant he was having a good time and he couldn't wait to go out with you, like very officially yet anything though during that Maybe she doesn't want future plans. Yeah, well I just felt bad because I got the impression that he kind of liked me, and like the truth of the matter is I totally have a boyfriend. Oh oh oh god, So wait, wait, you're cheating on your boyfriend. I mean, if you want to look at it that way. But how I would your boyfriend look at it that way?
I'm not sure. You're not sure? Is this like an open relationship? Well, here's the thing. I feel like he might understand, because really it was for his benefit. We've been together for several years now, and like I felt like I needed to the situation a little bit. Okay, I don't understand. I think I do, but keep going.
So I was just gonna, like, you know, go and hook up, and he was, you know, what's good, what's fresh with new, bring it back home, you know, and then bring it back home into boring stuff right now? And you needed new ideas? Is that where you Yeah? Pretty much, I think I'm getting the idea. So, Chelsea, you were interested in Thomas just from a purely physical standpoint to see what you could learn from him, But when he started mentioning dating, then it crossed the line. Right. Yeah.
It's interesting because like talking to Thomas on the phone, he wouldn't probably be my go to tutor. I don't. That is extremely rude. It's extremely rude, especially because he's listening to this right now and literally heard that, and he heard everything that Chelsea said. Because Chelsea Thomas has been there. That's okay. I kind of like it's good that I he hears this because I didn't know how to say it at the time, and like I didn't
know responded Tex. All right, Thomas, go ahead say hello, Chelsea, you're a total atole? Or was that a suggestion for a love? None into that stuff. No, I'm not gonna no, I'm not gonna help you cheat on some dude because then I'm the actole. No, I don't care what your side is. You need to tell people that you need to figure that on your own. But you don't use me for ruin. No. But but she didn't technically go
all the way through with it. It doesn't matter. Well, so you'd be totally fine if your girlfriend made out with some dude and then came home. It was like I didn't well, I don't know if she came home with a cool new skill because of it. I'm not thank you, sir. Bring it over. What else I could learn? Okay, look it, I'm you know, be careful here. We're a family friendly show. Rain it in if you wanted to find out what happened here it is. We don't even
be calling me names. Yeah, you need to apologize for that one. I think. But here you said he wouldn't be a good tutor the first time he's telling somebody that, like, whatever, keep going. Here's the thing, Chelsea, why don't you just open with that with any dude at the bar. If you walked up to a hot guy at a bar and you said, hey, listen, I don't want anything tonight except for this, because this is what I want to learn. I think you could teach me some new things you're
telling me. A dude wouldn't turn that Like you could find eight other guys though, that would say yes, eight other guys that would say yes, Like, why not lead with the truth. I don't hate that idea. You might be right. Yeah, she is right. Every guy has morals or standards. Some dudes are like, cool, this is the best scenario. Yeah, I mean, it sounds like jose is trying to volunteer to help you out. I never will you have morals and standards? What? Oh? I never never
will have? Relationships are so complicated these days. Yeah, No, it's not that complicated not to cheat on your boyfriend or friend. It feels like you two have a lot of things to say to each other. I don't have anything to say that would be a good thing to say when you guys are looking at each other face to face over a dinner. Perhaps, no not a dinner, because we can't make it a date lunch. I think I'm done with this person because he just called me
a horn. He can't really sit back from that. No, no, no, no, hold on. I just said the truth, you know, and it is turning me on when he uses that language. That's not going to work for this phone call you over, you guys, stop it. It can be flustered. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning