Second date. What do you do when you know a date isn't going well and you're making a mistake after mistake after mistake, and you're not sure how to save it. Yeah, well, yeah, that's when you have to pull the rip cord. Yeah, you bust out the big guns. You hit the nitrius, double dunk the waffle cone, don't. I don't know, I can't. I can't think of any more praises. But you do something drastic, okay, and try and get things back onto
the right course. And that's what one of our listeners recently had to do while he was out the other night, and now he needs our help. His name is Justin. Justin. What's good? My man? Hey, you bunny hugged the pelican on the day or one tossed the tia wan A snowball. I was just gonna say it sounds like as hail Mary didn't work, but TiO wat A snowball could also. It could be hill Mary. Sorry about that, Justin. Why didn't you just start by telling us the girl's name
Melanie Melanie with an eye Milanie Millie. And where did you meet Melanie? We actually had mutual friends. I got set up at work she works in the department down the street, so we don't actually work in the same building. Okay, okay, that's safe then different. Yeah, so what did you and Melanie do for your date? Well, I let her chose a spot, and she picked out this seafood place, so I drove there and I can after the valet is twenty dollars the valet, Yeah, yeah, twenty dollars valet. I
just parked out myself. Yeah, Milanie, you get out to meet you inside? Right? Is that cool to do? Or did you actually valet it? She actually drove her own car there, you know, we decided to meet up there. Okay. Well, I took forever to find a spot, so I finally did find a so like twenty blocks away I walked and yeah, it was kind of a bad choice. That was my first big wait. Why was it a bad choice? Did it make you late or something? Super late? Oh? Well,
super late for you know, a first date. It was only like maybe ten fifteen minutes. It's not a good look to show up that late. Yeah, but I saved like some money though, though, So that was that was a good look. Yeah, what was it like when you walked in? You're ten minutes late. You're probably feeling a little, I don't know, anxious about that. What was your first
interaction with Melanie? Like I get down greet her, it seems to be okay, you know, there's supposed to be some possible spark there, and then she's asking me about oyster Rockefeller. Oh I love Rockefeller. Which one is that I don't do? That's when they put the cheese on the top and then they bake it. Okay, I get behind that fancy stuff, A fancy Yeah, I think it's disgusting. I think the first one I was like, and then
did you make that sound? As a date? I was covering it up because she's like, oh I love this, and I'm like, yeah, this is great. Yeah, hey man, I've been good on you for trying new things on a first date. That's all. That's what first dates are. For sure. She appreciated that. I don't know if she appreciated or not, because I kind of told her that I had had it before. Oh yeah, good flex lie
about food you've tried, I'll get her. Well. It was like it was like high end and I was like, oh yeah, it was obvious that I blundered there as well, because then now I'm looking like I'm sick. I was like, I'm gonna save this thing. I'm gonna I'm gonna throw that hail marry out. So I decided to show her a photo of my ex. What wait did you say? Do you say I'm gonna save the date by showing a photo of my ex? Yeah? Because my ex is
really really hot? Okay, Well, so she knows what card a taliber of girl that I usually can get because she's looking at me like I'm in this idiot, and I'm like, you know what, we're talking about different dinners and I mentioned the X and I was like, oh, yeah, we went to this one spot. Wait, let me see if I have it in my phone. And then I was like, oh, there she is right here. I wonder why you're not getting a call back? Yeah, I don't
don't get it. I was getting the vibe I'm not getting a callback, so I just went for it already in the loss. Okay, so you're thinking I show her that I dated this gorgeous woman before, then she'll feel like, oh what am I missing out on? Yes? Exactly. That is a terrible idea. How did that end for you? Has that worked out. It seemed to loosen everything up, to be honest with you, because we started laughing a little bit and it seemed like we're having a good time.
All of a sudden, there you go. Okay, So see Brooke wrong about dating once again. I'm not. I still think that you showing an X picture not a good move. It seemed to work. I had a couple of tight ends in the end zone, two wide receivers. They jumped up. I probably didn't what sports analogy? Are you going to just stop with the analogies? How did it end? So I felt I kind of saved it. So we get to the end of the date. We're going outside. I remember, oh, rap,
my car is like twenty blocks away. Oh you know. We're like, oh good time. You know stood again, and I go, hey, do you mind if I get a ride in my car? Well? She valid? Yeah, she valid? So is her car's pulling up And I'm like, hey, you might have to get a ride in my car because I parked like twenty blocks away. And she said she had a friend waiting by her car. Actually what she said, No, she turned you down. Friend is waiting by the car that she valid? Yeah, that's why I
was like. I was like, I thought you valid, and she's like, oh no, no, no, I was just coming out this way. I have a friend waiting run my car, and I was like, yeah, yeah, it's my ex boyfriend. Do you want to see him pictures of your x I I didn't show up, so I felt like I escaped some of the hurdles and I did pretty good. It doesn't sound like it, I'm gonna be honest, I don't know. I think you had a couple of good throws, if we're going to sports and analogy, but I don't
think you won the game. Yeah, that sounds like you had a few fumbles. If anything, I think he got sacked and not in a good way. Okay, yeah, I think we get the point. The date wasn't perfect, but we might have a chance to save this. Yeah, okay, let's let's play a song. We'll play a song, we'll come back, we'll call Milanie for you, and we'll try and get you your second date update. Okay, awesome, thank you?
All right, hold on second date. For most people, if your date sees a picture of your ex on your cell phone, that would be the low point of the evening. Yeah, But for one of our listeners, Justin. He says it was the turning point in his date with a girl named Milanie because things were not going well before then.
He parked twenty blocks from the restaurant because he didn't want to pay for the valet, showed up late to dinner, choked down some oysters after claiming that he liked them first, and then decided the only way to save the evening was to show Milanie a photo of his super hot ex girlfriend so she might think, oh, maybe this frog
is really a prince, and you girl are sighing. But he says it worked after she lied about somebody waiting at her car for her, just so she wouldn't have to give him a ride, maybe because that person was ugly and she didn't want to be embarrassed. No matter what happened, Justin is currently being ghosted by Milanie, so he wants our help to reach out to her and figure out exactly what went wrong. Justin, how you feeling, I'm feeling. I have sad about it, but happy to
be with you guys. Okay, I mean I think, you know, I think it says something that you must have really liked her that you're not just chucking this up as a loss and moving on. Yeah, I felt like there was a working a connection and then kept getting covered up with all these little things. But every once in a while I see it, I'd be like, oh, there's
definitely something here. Yeah. I mean, I think if we do get you another date, you should just really be yourself, like admit that you don't like oysters, you know, or that you're too cheap to pay for valet, like you should be honest about I don't know if I'm gonna do that, but thank you so much. And if it doesn't go well with us right now, he's probably gonna play us some audio from a different, better, hotter morning
show they did so much better. Yeah, all right, justin you're ready to do this, Okay, I'm gonna down Milanie's number right now. Here we go. Hello, Hi, is this mill? Yes? Who's this? My name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. The whole morning show is here. That's Brooke, that's Jose Alexis is here too. I'm sorry, who is this radio? Yeah, we're a morning show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing
something called a second date update right now. Have you ever heard of that before? Oh Na and nah? Well, what that is is where if you go out on a date with someone and afterwards, if they're not calling you back, you can email our show and we'll reach out to your date for you to try and figure out the reason why that sounds so dumb. Yeah, it is pretty dumb. Sometimes, I will say, sometimes it works and we make a connection between two people and, you know,
blossom a relationship out of it. Yeah, and there's a guy who really wants to blossom with you and his name is Justin. Justin. Yeah, all right, wo you remember Justin? Yeah? I remember Justin? Yeah? Yeah. I mean he says that he had a really great time with you. He knows the date didn't go perfectly, but he thought there was a spark there and he's hoping to see you again. You know. There's some dates that are good and then there's some dates that are just not so good. You know. Yeah,
he's the absolute worst. Oh Okay, on a scale of one to ten, he's a zero. I mean, I think negative. I will say that when we talked to him, he did admit that He screwed up quite a few things on the date from the start, just even being late for the date. He was late, and we also had trouble with the appetizer, but I thought, I you know that that side. I mean, we just met, you know whatever.
To top it off, he showed me a picture of his ex mentioned that Yeah, okay, he was like a small child who just wants to you to see that he can date pretty women. Right. What did you think when you saw the picture of the X. Oh she's gorgeous, she's beautiful. Yeah, okay, how'd that make you feel? Well? I mean, I know I'm gorgeous too, but still you just don't do that? Yeah, I mean, but it's not
so bad about that. Like maybe I could handle one picture, but he showed me another picture and then another picture. He just kept showing me pictures NonStop. This girl and he guys, he did not have a good poker phase. I'm just telling you right now, he's Oh so you think he's like not over his ax, He's definitely so Listen. Not only did he show me a picture after picture after picture, but he showed me means that he created
of her and me. Yes, and he showed me this wine where it is a picture of her smiling, and then there's just texas that I'm happy for him, and then on the bottom it said said no ex girlfriend ever. Okay, so he's creating memes of his ex. It look like she's still Yeah, she's still holding on. Everybody copes with breakups a different way. That's a creaky way. Well, is there a good way to cope with an ex? I don't know, Like work out, You're that doesn't sound funny.
Else you're not gonna get likes doing that. Go sleep around. I mean, like, creating memes is just kind of weird. And he was loving it, you know, he would laughing so hard. He was showing me meme after me and he was just loving that. Okay, oh there was even there's lots of memes of his ex girlfriends. Oh yeah, I saw enough, that's for sure. Okay, So what are you thinking as he's scrolling through the memes and laughing. Well,
I think he's pretty immature. I mean, that's just blunt, and I mean, if this is how he handles the relationships don't work, then I'm wasting my time. Yeah, he didn't tell us about the meme thing. No, he didn't, and I would really like to ask him about that. Well, he's got plenty of them to show you if you want to see it. Well, maybe I'll just ask him about a few of them, because I need to tell you, Milanie. Justin's been on the other line listening and he wants
to talk to you. Are you serious? Yeah? I am Justin you there? Yeah, hi, Milanie? Oh Justin, Oh, Justin, that sounds like we're an old married couple. No what it sounded like you're not very good at reading people, Justin. Why the hell are you making memes of your girlfriend and then showing them to your dates because we're hilarious? Okay, I think she laughed at a couple. I think she. I'm surprised she's selling me out like this and throwing me under the bush. It was one I have, right,
This is like one of my headliner ones. Justin Justin, Oh, my gosh, No, trying to talk of access. So okay, yeah, what is it? Okay? So I have two picks of her side by side, right, and on the one um on the one it says while we were together best sex of her life, and then on the next one it's like after the breakup, faked every and she's got this like dumb look on her face. Justine, that's disturbing. Yeah,
explaining memes is really great radio. You probably have to see it in order to get the humor, and even then, you don't know anything about your ex's sex life at this point. That's why it's funny, okay, because you guys hear Melanie laughing. Yeah, she's laughing so hard she's out of breath. Should you pass out, Melanie? Yes, hours ago. Yeah, the Melanie just heard everybody laughing, so she knows it's funny. Okay. Also, not a strong move to have a picture of your
axe saying that she's telling everybody she's faked it with you. Yeah, Like, Justin, why are you not listening to Milanie? Well, I know that she has her initial thoughts about certain things, but there's no denying there was chemistry there, Milanie. Is that true? Did you feel any chemistry between you and Justin before he was showing you the memes? No? No, no, not even while he was choking down that oyster. I don't need to go in a date with the first time
oyster guy. I mean, just be honest. With me because oysters with cheese is my favorite. The cheese is what talks. The oyster is at that's part. Oysters go through your system and they abuse your organs. It's not right, Okay, the devil, abusive devil oysters google it. I'm gonna make a meme of an oyster in the devil actually might be kind of funny, all right. And with that being said, I would like to offer a second date for you and Milanie. We'll pay for it, Melanie, what do you say?
Absolutely not? Okay? Oh Melanie, free dinner? What is going on? Come on? He's kind of cute in a dumb way, Melanie. Come on, I'd say yes, or he might meme you. Come on, thank you? Okay, that was not very successful. All right, well I'm sorry, Justin. Can I use that prete dinner thing on another date? Though? For another date? You have to find another girl and then come back to us, and then we'll offer again. All right, I'll do it. Yeah, I actually have faith in you on
that one. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,