Second, I think a lot of people listen to our show, which starts at the butt crack of dawn, and they think, oh, well, they must all be morning people. Yeah. No, I want to make this painfully clear. Just because we work on a morning show does not mean that we are mourning people. We slog through these hours in complete and total agony, just like the rest of you, and slog is actually a nice way. Yeah, you think we wind on air, you should listen to what happens in the studio off air.
But today we actually have one of those types on the phone. For some weird reason, enjoys waking up before eleven air. Oh his name is Neil. Neil, what is wrong with you? I just like getting up in the morning and starting my day off right. Oh my god. I had a roommate like you once, Neil, and it was terrible. She'd be doing dishes at seven in the mornings outside. Stop it. Yeah, I'm gonna go on a run. I'm like, don't come back. Yeah, So, Neil, why I am so mad at you? Why? Why have you emailed
us for help? Who are we calling? Okay, So I need you to help me out with this girl that I met online. Her name's Aaron. Okay, okay, and she's also a morning person. You two people under the age of fifty who hadn't like getting up in the morning. How did you find each other? Amazing? Well, that was one of the things that sort of attracted me to her because we met online and one of the things I was looking at on her profile was said that she was a morning person, and I was like, thank god,
you know she likes to get up earlier than I do. Act. Yeah, hey, it's a good pair. Seriously, everything, there's someone out there for everybody. So what did what did you and Aaron end up doing? Well, we decided to go on a breakfast dage of course. Oh god, that's cute. You lean into it four am. Yeah, and this is kind of where the problem was. We set the date at six thirty am. Oh my god, my head to think about it, dude, a girl is waking up and doing her makeup in
the morning. Well, she was totally up for it, because she gets up and goes for a run at like four thirty am, so like actually in the middle of the day for her. Yes, it's like two masochists going out with each other. Okay, So how how is your breakfast date? Um? So we showed up at six thirty and the cafe didn't open until seven. Oh those lazy cafe workers. What are you going to do though? For
half an hour? Well, we decided to go on a little walk and we were just kind of walking and talking just to kill the half an hour time or whatever about. Like, I don't know, ten fifteen minutes into it, I had to go to the bathroom. Okay, And luckily my place where I live isn't that far from the cafe. So I asked her, like, is it okay? You know, we go back to my place and I just used the bathroom real quick. She's like, yeah, that's fine. New problem. What you don't just go into the alley and like
do it on the wall with the man. I think that's illegal. I've done it many times. Not a good look either, right, Yeah, sure, I'll give you that. I go into my apartment complex and like, she gets in the elevator. I didn't ask her to come upstairs with me, and she's just kind of following me. So I was like, okay, whatever. Yeah, So I'm in the bathroom and I'm doing my business and I ran out of toilet paper. Oh, you needed toilet paper, which explains why you couldn't do this out
in the alley. Now I get it a little different, but but that sucks. What are you gonna do? Yelled at her, like exactly. I didn't want to yell at her, Hey, can you hand me some toilet paper from the hallway? So I decided to run out to the hallway and get it, which was a bad decision. What did you have like pants around the ankles? Shuffy? Yeah, exactly in
your apartment. Well, I didn't think she would be able to see me, and I thought she was like sitting in the living room, which is away from any sort of like where she could see it. But she's up walking around and I walk out of the bathroom and
I'm there with my pants. Now we make eye contact and it's super awkward, and I could just tell from the look on her face that she thought I did it on purpose, Like I'm the kind of guy that like sort of just zips downd his pants and just like, hey, what do you think, Like, I'm not that kind of person. You flashed her by accident? Yeah, do you say anything in that moment when you do? She just she just turned out and left, and like I had the story
into the bathroom obviously to finish up. You're like bunny hopping it like left, yes, And I texted her, she didn't respond. I went out to the cafe. She wasn't there, so she thinks I'm some weird perfect Yeah, dude, she does. I mean, it's a total misunderstand it. It's really weird that that exact situation has happened to me but like ten times, and I've actually hooked up after every single time that because it was at night. Yeah, it's the
warning part that makes it creepy. Totally ruins it. Bro Yeah, right place, right time for me. That is terrible. I bet you feel awful. Well, it's a very embarrassing situation. It's worth it for me to go through this again because we vibed so well, and even though we didn't spend a lot of time together, like that fifteen minutes that we were talking like was really really quality and I could tell that she's a quality person and I hate for this to happen over like a mistake. Yeah,
you finally found your morning person. All right, We're gonna call this quality lady for you Aaron and just amitting here. But first, pants up or pants down for this call? Where we're going with Well, I mean we're on the phone, so it doesn't matter, but we're saying it matters. I can tell he's keeping his bell buckles. I mean, all right,
that's your decision. We're gonna do it with your second date update right after this second we've all heard the saying early morning bird gets the worm, But I don't think that is the type of worming that Neil's date had in mind, because because before their breakfast date, he and Aaron stopped at his place so he could use the bathroom real quick. But there's no toilet paper in there, so Neil made the decision to shuffle out pants down to grab a roll in the hallway. I mean, we've
all been in there before. We understand that shoff, we've all done it. And that's when early Aaron got an eyeful of morning words. And this is a good learning moment, Brooke. What should Neil have done instead in that moment? Um, God, use a washcloth and throw it away. That's a better solutioner shower. You're saying, no, a washcloth is much more
logical here Neil, that makes sense to you. Yeah, I mean, I guess it's just all a misunderstanding, you know, like what was I already had taken a shower anyways, like I was going to go back in you. I'm sorry, I would leave too, oh for sure. Yeah, well that's not what we're talking about. We're trying to get him another date here, because yeah, I would have probably run
out too. It's a funny explanation if she believes it, if she buys it, because she may think that you did it on purpose as a way to come on to her. Let's find out be the dumbest way to come onto a woman ever, just saying we've heard dumber on this show. Ye. Anyway, let's talk to Aaron and see what she has to say. A dollar number right now? Hello, Hey, is this Aaron who's calling? Please? My name is jeff
from a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Aaron. Hey, okay, right, we're a morning show and we hear you like the mornings h ide. Do you ever listen? Now? Sorry, that's okay. There's actually happy in the things that are actually productive for herself. But um, we're trying to be productive, right now and help out one of our listeners that you went out on a date with recently. I see a date that, from what we heard, didn't go that well.
That that's an understatement. Actually terribly actually happened. I think his name is Neil. Oh God, yeah, appropriate reaction. Yeah, yeah. We we spoke to Neil a little bit about what happened, and honestly, we don't know him that well, but we always try to give the person that calls in for help the benefit of the doubt in these situations. Neil is the reason that I don't date online anymore. I
deleted the app and I'm all done. You know that understand that it makes sense from what we've heard, and I'll just tell you what we know, because you know, he told us the story, and I'm not saying this is exactly what happened, because we've heard a bunch of these calls before and sometimes they're not always telling us the full truth. But can I can I tell you what we understand happened on your date? Sure? Why not? Okay? So what we know is that you met up to
go to breakfast. It was closed, so you took a walk and had to stop off at Neil's place real quick so we could use the bathroom, which it was either number one planned or not to be corny number two who takes a dump on a first date? I mean, oh, can't you take care of that stuff before you leave out? Okay? Point the part that seemed like the biggest problem to us was when he said he came out of the bathroom trying to grab an extra roll of toilet paper
and didn't expect to see you standing in the hallway. Yes, Oh, is that what he said? Is he lying? I don't think that that's true. Nobody comes out of the bathroom pants around their ankles, standing there their arms, you know, on their hips proudly. Are you saying that you've never done that before? Hands on him? Yeah? What's that? What do you mean? He was Superman's post superhero pose and he made direct eye contact with me. That's not That's not a duck wattle to the storage closet for a
roller toilet paper. That's that was a different stance altogether. It was completely creepy. I just I don't know. I don't he's standing and posing with his hands on his hips or was he in the middle of doing the macarena. It's not funny, it's a good morning dance. Was he trying to cover up like his hands could be by his hands because he's about to cover up his you know, there was there was no coverage, no god, and you know what, there was no shame on his face either.
When we talked to me, he was so embarrassed. He said he was in shock because he did not expect to see you out there. I mean, maybe if that's what shock looks like, I don't know. Oh my god, so you I mean, from your description, it does sound like he did it totally on purpose. I mean, hello, he's a guy and he met me online and he got me to go back to the department, which was stupid. But there's got here. Yeah, I mean, is there anything
that we missed? Is that the whole thing, the awkward moment in the hallway, Well, the only thing we didn't discuss is he was groaning. He was making these weird groaning noises. I think he was in the bathroom for some other reasons. I don't know when he was in the bathroom he was groaning, or when he was standing with his hands on his hips. When he was in the bathroom, sat away. These are two sides to the same story. So let's see when you get to the truth.
Because I have to tell you, Aaron Neil was on the other line listening right now, wanting to talk to you. Oh, here we go. What is romeny fall? That's question? I'm sorry, Neil, what the hell? Hey, look, everything, this is just a total, total misunderstanding. Okay, just please hear me out for a second. Okay, First of all, I didn't invite you to come upstairs with me in the first place. If you recall, I said, Hey, I'm gonna go back to my place and use the
restroom real quick, and then you just followed me. I thought you were gonna wait, like the lobby or downstairs or something like that outside. I didn't say, hey, why don't you come up to my place? All I said was I'm going to run back up to my place and use the restroom, and you you came with me. All right. That's a checkmark on Neil's category for telling feels like you're blaming her, like it's your fault for
coming up. Come on, Well, no, I'm not blaming her for coming up, but like I didn't intend on her coming up in the first place. I mean, it was a total misunderstanding. What say, yeah, and and why would I? It's like, why would somebody go and use the bathroom? If I was trying to do whatever it is that you thought that I was trying to do, why would I go to the bathroom first? I mean, that's just disgusting. Maybe you why would I tell you I'm going to
use the bathroom? That's no, Like, yeah, we already knew that he took a shower in the morning, so he was as fresh as could be. Yeah, but why are you standing with your hands on your hips? I think I was just in shock that I just I was frozen and I don't know like where I put my hands or anything. But all I remember is just seeing you seeing me, and I was frozen. I have I have at least four or five points in Neil's category. I want to give Aaron a chance to talk Aaron. Okay.
I don't know who point boy is, and it doesn't really matter to me. Okay, that's another point that I'm going to award to Neil just for you. You just keep keep giving him points as many as you want. The fact of the matter is, no matter what his intentions were I've already seen everything he has to offer and I'm not interested. Yeah, that's real. That is not fair because I actually have gotten compliments before and it's it's it's look that. That's another thing too. I wasn't
even fog And what do you mean compliments? Before you do this? Often you just stand in naked in front of people to be done. Okay, I think we need to know what was the temperature on the thermostat inside your I keep it at sixty eight in my place. Oh that is a brisk temperature. We keep it at. It's cold in here. It doesn't matter that you're just not going to be attractive and there's just too many
like we're just concentrating on the wrong thing here. If you wanted to get him a date, I think it's not the size that matters, it's the intention. I never heard you say that. Yeah, and I've got a paper full of check marks and points for Neil, and so I want to ask you, Aaron, would you like to go out with him one more time? And we'll pay for that date? Oh sweet, there's just not enough money. There's not enough money. Well, it's gift cards. How many
gift cards. Will it take? I think I should charge you just for this conversation. Oh, Neil, how you doing? Man? This this sucks, dude, Honestly, totally a misunderstanding. Keep your spare toilet paper underneath the bathroom sink like every other human being. Bathroom things better, just going the alley like a man, hands on the hips. Of course that sounds a messy. How that's how we do it, Okay, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,