Second Date Update: Dumpster Dive

on Tinder? And what struck you about Taylor? I mean, obviously she's hot, but anything else, well, she didn't have much of a bios so that was really good. So do you really need any more than that, Brooke? I know, I feel like at some point, if you're scrolling so many times, there's got to be something else that stands out about somebody that makes you. That's not how dating apps work, Brooke. You don't get to know a person's personality just by their profile. I'm married. I know there's

rumors that I'm on dating app. Okay, I'm telling you if a girl's like I have a degree, And this is if we don't care about that crown. Okay, this single guy in the room can tell you. So you said you used to pick up line on her, let's hear what was it? So? I said, I just saw the best up sexy ever and I already get it. And she replied, what's up sexy? And I said, not much? What's up with you? Okay? How did she respond to that? If she laughs? She liked that? Yeah, okay, it's fun.

I gotta say. My husband is the king of the what's up jokes? He does snow, he does sapping in yeah, and I even him. So, I mean, it was really cute when we started dating. Something to it. So what did you guys do when you went out? So we went up to this Chinese restaurant. We learned about each other. She's kind of recently single, okay, just like a month and yeah, a little soon. But I guess she dated some jerk and it didn't really work out with their breakup.

That's the best. But that's the best for you, Joey, because it means that you're going to come off looking good probably no matter what, unless you find a way to really really screw this up. Yeah, the bar is already so low, right, but they gave us so much food, and we had a ton of leftovers, and she wanted to go get dessert. So we're on our way to dessert. We passed this dumpster. I tossed in the leftovers thing, and I'm never gonna eat all this stuff. You threw

away good leftovers I did. I was like too full to the point of being uncomfortable, so I tossed it. Wait, why why are you even bringing that up? Was it a thing for her? Because it would have been a thing for me. Yeah, this is part of the story. You just got to know that I threw this box into the dumpsters. Okay, okay, all right, she had her own food, so this is just my leftovers. Okay, So

food goes in the dumpster. So we get to the dessert place and about to pay with my card and then I realized I don't have it, and it clicks. I left the card in the to go box that I just threw out. Oh my god, how did the card get in the box? He put it in there? Obviously potatoes. I mean I'm hoping there was a bag. You were carrying it all in the bag. Yeah, the receipt was in there. My card was in there. I just kind of forgot because you know, I'm with Tinder Taylor,

so what you do? So I told her and we went back to the dumpster that I dropped it into, and yeah, it was pretty dark at this point, and I couldn't see the box in the dumpster. I'm laughing because I feel like this is karma for throwing out good Okay, yeah, so I had to jump into the dumpster and oh wow, Yeah, but she was helping, like she was all on board with me finding this to go box in my card, and she's shining her light in there and like encouraging me to find it and everything.

You know, I probably I probably would have just called and canceled the card and ordered a new one. Looked in the dumpster, been like, oh, somebody threw away some tyfoo to grab it. Nothing goes to waste in here. I just think it's kind of insane. You're dumpster diving on your first date. I mean, I didn't want someone to get my card, and like, it goes through all of the process of canceling and getting a new one.

So we did you find it? Yeah? I did find it, And it just felt like the right moment and I could tell we were both feeling it, and we had our first kiss in the dumpster. No, wait, you were both in the dumpster together, and that's where you shared your first kiss. Now she was like standing on this crate outside, but I was definitely in the dumpster. Wow, your first kiss is a dumpster kiss? Why no, you don't.

It's like Lady in the tramp Okay, they were in an alley, there was garbage around, Like this is a dream come true for Idaho Brooken Lady in the tramp kiss by like sucking a spaghetti together. It was dirty, Okay, animal, All I'm saying is I think I think you turned lemons into lemonade. I think you took a bad situation and somehow made it romantic. She kissed him back. She liked it. Taylor liked it, right, Yeah, we were both

in it. It was really nice. And like I walked her to a car and I had to go like clean up, but before she left, we kissed some more and like it was really nice. Okay, Taylor liked the dumpster kiss, or she hated it so much she had to have another kiss just to erase the bad memory. So that's how it ended. You shared a kiss and then you went your separate ways. Yeah, and I've been reaching out and she has not responded for it's been like five days now. Oh wow, I think it's obvious.

I mean, what do you think it is a kid history? They kissed twice after the dumpster. I feel like women want to have the memory of a romantic first date, with a romantic moment as the first kiss, and it doesn't happen in a dumpster in an alleyway. Let's find out. We're gonna play a song, we'll come back, we'll call Taylor for you, and we'll try and get your second date update. All right, Joey, hold on second, you're just tuning in for the second date update. We're on the

phone with Joey. And look, we've heard some weird first kisses before doing this segment, but this one might be the strangest. Yeah. I mean, you have to picture a cell phone flashlight, a little light, romantic music playing in the background, while you're surrounded by old Chinese food inside a dirty dumpster. Yes, do you smell that? That smells like love? That was definitely not Chinese food, love mixed

with sechuan sauce. She was leaning over the dumpster. He was inside of it, covered in crab and they frenched. They frenched in the moonlight. I've been making it better. I feel like it's a perfect analogy for this year. Yeah, you know, I'm assuming Joey that you frenched her or did you chinese her. I don't know what the protocol was in this situation. There's some French, there was some French. Okay, you guys are making fun. But I think you're guy, Joey.

I'm with you. I think it sounds romantic. Okay, if you don't know what I'm talking about. Joey told us he had his first kiss with a girl named Taylor inside a dumpster because he tossed his leftover Chinese food into there and forgot his credit card was in the tag bag. He was so happy when he located it. He kissed her in the dumpster. But now she's not calling him back, and we don't know why, or do we This is gonna be a weird question. But do you think she may I've met someone else while you

were in the dumpster. What it's a good opportunity. I meant, you can only go up, only go up. But here we go. Let let's call Taylor and we'll find out the reason that she's been blowing you off lately. Okay, you're ready to do this, man? Yeah, okay, here we go a minute down the number. Hello, Hi, is this Taylor? This is Taylor. Hi Taylor. My name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Do you have a second to talk? Excuse me? What's going

on here? We're doing a morning radio show and we're doing something called a second date update. Have you ever heard of that before? No? I have not. Okay, Well, basically, the idea is, if you go out on a date with someone and afterwards, if they're not calling you back, you can email our show and we'll reach out to that person for you to try and figure out the reason why they're blowing you off. Okay, And so somebody emailed us about you recently, about me? Yeah, oh oh, okay,

all right, yeah you know Joey. Yeah I met Joey. Okay, okay, Well he told us about the date that you guys had. He says he had a really good time with you. Can he tell you about the dumpster? Oh my god, that was the most memorable part of your date, right, yea, it was something okay? Oh, come on, wasn't it kind of cute? He told us about how it wasn't his fault. He forgot his credit card was in the bag, he threw it away, you helped him find it. Thought it

was dumpster thriving more than dumpster. He thought it was great. What did you think? I thought it was fine. It didn't bother me. What was that kiss? Like? Oh? I mean, you know, when he went for it or he was about to go for it, I just kept thinking it smelled pretty bad, but it's fine, And you know, I didn't know if I wanted to kiss him, but it was okay, Okay, it's not really a glowing review, but it's not a bad review. I mean that's Is that

the reason you're not calling him back? No? No, not really? Okay, because he told us that after the dumpster kiss you had another kiss later we did, So why are you blowing him off? Now? Are you just waiting for the stink to get off of his clothes to come out? No? You know, he did not text me for a really long time, and I just realized, like he's not that into me, and I had plenty of other guys that were a little more eager, and I was swiping and I ended up meeting you guys. Wait wait wait, wait,

hold on, hold on, hold on, have been like five days? Yeah? He said, it's been five days since your date? Is that right? That's correct? Wait? How long is too long for him to text back? I mean he didn't text me back for forty eight hours. Two days, that's the sweet spot. Two. I think two days is a little too long. I can see what she's saying. I just want to know how you fit three dates in the

last five days. That is the management of time. Well, Joey mentioned that she's hot, so she must be getting a lot of people wanting to go out with her. Did you match or did you actually go out in date? I've met three since ye, so you have you know, you have met three cents in person. Yeah. See, so you can't just put invested on one guy you know who's not getting back to you. You You gotta spread yourself. I mean, I say good for you. How many times do we have to say that? Dude? I think that's

fine too. However, if you read anything, I think it's totally cool. But you know what I mean, here's the thing. If you liked him, I mean, even though you're talking to these other dudes, Like, why don't you contact him back at all? Though, Like he's just totally out because he took so long. Yeah, because I think we need you to take that long to respond to someone. It's clear that you're not that into them. And I don't want to date someone who's like I'm their second or

third pick. You know, I think that's a miscommunication. I'm just thinking, like, forty eight hours, two days, that doesn't seem like very much time to give a guy. That's plenty of time just for a text. I mean, just for a simple text. He may have texted me after twenty four hours, but he definitely did not call me until forty eight hours later. Okay, so you didn't call within one day. Now, it's a little much on my side, a little effort, I could see it. She wants some

effort to be seen, you know. Yeah, I just have a lot of guys that are interested right now, and I don't have time to just hang out with some guy I kissed near a dumpster. Good, it must be nice, yeah, options, Well, yeah, yeah, I know you have guys that are wanting to talk to you all the time, Taylor. But maybe you have a little bit of time to actually speak with Joey because I need to tell you he's been on the other line listening. He wants to talk to you right now, Taylor, Yeah,

right now, there is Hi. Hi. Sorry I didn't call you sooner. I just I thought there was like a three day dating rule where kind of let things move made maybe in like twenty seventeen. But yeah, oh damn, hey, wait wait wait though, I mean you got to look at it this way, Taylor, Like he was so into that he actually called us for help to get a hold of you. I mean, that's how into you Joey is.

If he was really interested, if you want to call you guys dinner, maybe the night of he should be calling for a second day up day, Like, as soon as you get into the taxi and leave Joey, tell tell her how much you like her. I thought we really hit it off. I was just trying to be polite and like not come off too eager and don't want to overwhelm you or anything. I really like you. It would be overwhelming to call a girl before two days. Yeah, I don't know. That like you go out on Monday.

He texted you in that time period, Like that's enough. In my opinion, sounds like chill for a second. Sounds like you want a clingy guy. I don't want to say guy, but I don't want there to be question mark. The longer it takes to call, the more time you have to overthink on it and just cancel them out. Well, that's on you, that's not on the guy. I just said something. I find it kind of ridiculous set you have this rule, and like I didn't know about it. I didn't know if you wanted me to call or

text or what your time period was. I just was out of a loop on that. So are you questioning me right now about how I'm getting my gaping life? Because remember I'm very good looking. O she's in charge. Is that good for you, Joey? Does that turn you on a little better? Is that something that is? I mean, I could play the needy guy. I just didn't know that's what I need. So Joey's still into it? Yeah? All right? Well, in that case, I would like to send the two of you out on one more date

to the nicest dumpster in town. Yeah, we'll pay for it, all right, I'm more sure, but you didn't respond quick enough Taylor to respond, so I'm going to take that as you're not that into him. That's giving me a hard time, Okay, Joey, just saying no, I do have some more dates signed up for the coming week, but wouldn't be till next week sometime. But I would definitely give you another chance. Well, you're you're putting him at

the end of the list. Well, yeah, I'm not going to break off a date with somebody else and he's on the list. Jeffrey, what do you want so much? Okay, Joey, you cool with that? Yeah, I mean I guess it is what it is, But I mean next day, I'll call you as soon as you're walking away. It's a good idea, Joe, that's funny, But don't like actually do that because that's kind of pathetic. By It's broke and Jeffrey in the morning,