Second Date Update: Drunk Hide and Seek

And one of our listeners, Riley, got set up on a first date by someone I don't think that I would trust, but he did. Maybe you'll feel differently. He's on with us right now. Riley. How you doing, man, I'm doing pretty good. Okay, are you at the proctologist? I'm not at the proctologist? Tell us who's the person that sets you up on the date? I guess it's kind of an interesting story. I work with my ex girlfriend and she set me up on the state. Why would not Well, I don't know. It sounds like you

guys must get along if you work together. That's true, we're still friendly. I mean, I'll be honest. I was thinking maybe there was still a chance we'd get back together. But why I know this is good though. This means she really wants you to move on. She wants you to stop bugging her and find someone else who obsess over comes someone else's problem. Yes, I know the perfect person. They love projects, which which means she can't have this fail. She's got a lot right in on this. Okay. Were

you satisfied with who she set you up with? Yeah? I was. Okay, what's this? Yeah, no, I don't think I don't think she was trying to sabotage me at all. Yeah, okay, Yeah, she wants you to move on. Tell us about the woman that you went out with. What's her name? Her name is Kinsley? Okay, and were you able to like meet her before or is this a total blind date? No, a total line date? Oh my god, this is actually the first date I've gone on in a few years. Well, okay,

I've been holding on friends. Yeah. Well, I mean it's not like we've been broken up for a few years. I'm kind of like not going on at first date. Okay, okay, okay, So what did you and Kinsley do for your date? I'm gonna be like completely upfront with you. I don't completely remember everything. You don't remember what you did? Were you so? I remember? I mean I remember we went to brunch. She was cute and super fun and we were having a good time. And I know that there

were bottomless mimosas. Yeah that's all right there. Yeah, you know what they say, bottomless mimosas turned into topless mimosas. Yeah, I've never heard that, but it makes sense to me. I mean, was she on the same page as you, or were you just totally okay? She was coming off a break up two and that would be magic. I just mean, it's fine if you guys are both like day drunk together. It's not cool if you're wasted and she's not. Yeah yeah, yeah no, I mean like it

loosened things up. We were having a great time. We were laughing, drinking, talking, And when did you stop forgetting what was happened? I mean, like, when did you black out? I guess it's the quickest way. I mean, it's like things are funny. I didn't black out. I mean, you know, like I remember the waiter cut us off? Oh good, for almost ten years. It takes a lot one time. Have I ever cut somebody? All? I get cut off

a lot oh are you serious? Yeah, on my hands, stop it unless anyways, I need to listen about We don't. I don't want to take care of that mess. Okay, so you got cut off from the bottomless Mimosas? Oh what happened next? After we hit the bottom of the bottomless mimosas? Okay, we didn't want things to end, so we started walking around and yeah, and I know we

uh we went to another bar. Smart And then I remember playing tag in a mall with each other or with other children that happened to be at the mall with each other with each other, and and I I know, uh, we were making out in the department storehous. I think we played Hi didn't seek and I guess I won because I passed out in the dressing rooms later and she didn't find me. No, I mean no, come on,

I mean, we weren't like disrupted. We weren't disruptive. Did you just hear the sentence that came out of your mouth. I passed out in a department store dressing room and my date You said she didn't find you? Well, I mean I don't think so, because when I woke up, I couldn't find her. So Okay, so you haven't talked to her since that. Well, yeah, I know it sounds sad, like I know that I sound like a man. I don't think it sounds I think it sounds good. You

guys had a lot of fun together. Right, it went too far. This is not how you can ask my girlfriend my ex girlfriend. O. That's all right, man, there is not me. We've just really cut loose together and that I mean it felt good. I know it seems like a bad thing to you know, overserve yourself, but I look at it as a good thing. Like you're having such a great time. You're not really monitoring like how much you're drinking. You're just having so much fun

you get wrapped up in the moment. Yeah, I think it's a good sign. And like I said, it's like a one time I did. Like, I mean, we had a good time, we made out. But she's not calling you back, so it has to be not that great of a time. Have you spoken to your ex girlfriend about why she might be not calling back because you said you work together. Well, I mean she didn't say that she's not going to set me up with anybody else again. Oh, but she didn't say why No, she's

not talking to me. Oh what she's not talking to you? There? Yeah, one date and now two girls aren't talking. Okay, So when you were saying things were all good, that wasn't true. I mean they were all good before. Yeah, well maybe let's make it all good now. Yeah, we have a chance to do that. We're going to play a song, we'll come back, we'll call Kinsley for you, and we'll try and get you a second date update. Okay, sound good? All right, hold on second date if you're just joining

us for the second date update. We've been talking to one of our listeners, Riley, who started his first date with bottomless mimosas at brunch and ended it passed out and sid a department store dressing her in between those things. It's a little bit hazy for him. Yeah, but apparently there was a game of hide and seek inside the mall. There was a makeout session, but for some strange reason, he has not been able to reach Kinsley after the date is over. Could have happened? Well, actually, I just

thought about this, Riley. You also mentioned that you two were playing tag. Yeah, is there any chance that it was freeze tag? And she's still frozen at the mall, waiting to be tagged back in there. That's it, Riley, he figured it out for you. She's so hard. I don't think that's what happened. You even been to the mall to check, dude, Jeffrey. She might be just frozen outside of hot topic, waiting for you, ironing, frozen in front of you. Yeah, you guys, I'm calling you for

real help on this guy's man. I want to say, Riley, I think you need to prepare for what you're about to learn. You don't really remember all the details of most of the date. You have two women now your ex and her that won't talk to you because of something you did. Yeah, yeah, but I mean we made out after hanging out all the time, we made out. It doesn't matter now, Riley. You need to move on past that, and you need to get ready to apologize.

You're gonna have to apologize for something. I don't know what it is. I don't know. I don't agree. I think there's a chance maybe even your X and Kinsley are now fighting over you answer his calls, Jeffrey, because they're too busy battling each other to figure out who's gonna get Riley's heart. That's optimistic. I think you have a shot. Riley. Okay, I'm gonna call Kinsley right now and try and get your second date update. You're ready, thank you? Okay, all right, I'm on your side. But

here we go. I'm the dout the number right now. Hello. Hi is this Kinsley? Yeah? This is Kinsley? Who is it? My name's jeff I work on a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, Um, what is this about. This is about a segment that we do called the second Date Update that you're on right now.

Congrat Yeah what, yeah, exactly what. I'm sorry, I don't understand. Well, So, the way that this works is if a listener of ours goes out on a date, and afterwards, if that person isn't calling them back, you can reach out to us for help and we'll call them for you to help you figure out the reason why. Okay, makes sense. We're doing like an investigation kind of, I guess. So I don't know what this has to do with me. I'm sorry. Well, because you recently went on a date

with one of our listeners. His name is Riley, and I gotta say he sounds like a pretty fun guy. Yeah, sounds of fun. Yeah, I'm glad you'll agree. I would say, I would say Riley sounds like a pretty clueless guy, like he thought you guys had a great tab on the date. It is totally unaware of why you wouldn't be calling him back. I'm kind of shocked that he remembers date. Well, it doesn't. I mean, what he does remember from the date, and what he does remember is

having a pretty good time. I'm with you. He mentioned going and getting brunch with bottomless mimosas there was some games played at the mall, and he mentioned that there was a kiss, makeout, makeout, So, I mean, things must have gone pretty well if you're willing to make out with this guy. He said that me and him made out. Yes, yeah he was. He was almost certain about that. Oh okay, well everything else he told you was right. We got brunch and went to the mall, but we did not kiss.

What I don't know. I'm confused. Now, Wait do you I mean, do you remember the details of your day or was it really hazy for you too? You were wasted, I was buzzed. I was certainly, you know, pretty tipsy, but I think I probably remember more than him because I know what he's talking about. But I never made out with him. Wait what, so who did he make

out with? Then? Yeah, help us get some clarity. So we were both pretty blitzed and we were playing tag in the mall and he stopped and started making out with the mannequin. No, no, I wish I were joking. He started hanging out with the mannequin and it was so embarrassing. Yeah, and I was trying to get him to stop because I didn't want him to get in trouble. I didn't want to get in trouble, but he kept going, and then finally, once he did stop, he just like

ran into a dressing room. So I just left because I was like, people, know, I'm with this guy who just made out with the mannequin. Wait, he thought you guys were playing. He told us that he went into the dressing room because you guys were playing hide and seek in the department store and he passed out. No. I mean I was certainly trying to hide for him, but oh my god, I think I see what's going on here. Like I understand having fun and letting lose him.

We we're both certainly being like messy and drunk. But if you're on a first date and you make out with a mannequin, that's kind of a no go for me. So to be clear, you're jealous of the mannequin that he made out with the manannequin instead of you. That's it. At least he stopped there. I'm glad you got the message from my story. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's good, he's quick. Well, you know what, the mannequin meant nothing to him. I think I can speak on behalf of Riley, and what

he was really thinking about was you. He misses you. You know what. Don't just take my word for it. Hear it from Riley himself, because I need to let you know, Kinsley, he's on the other line listening, and he wants to talk to you. He's on the phone. Yeah, Riley, Hey, oh my god, Hi, I mean, are you sure that that's what happens? I am used it. That's pretty drunk, Like I you're a little more drunk than I was. I mean, you said make out, bro, do you you

don't feel any tongue when you're kissing a mannequin. You don't feel any warps, you don't feel like blood. You don't feel anything, That's what I'm saying, Like I can't imagine, like how can That's like I thought you were joking at first. I was like, oh, this is a bit, but then I saw your tongue come out and you were flinging. I mean, I feel like that was with the sound that he was making. Is any of this clicking, Riley? You know sometimes like if you hear it, then you

can start to get flashes. I don't know. Like I was wondering why your hands were at your sides and not like like nah, you have rock solid apps. Is okay? Is there any chance that this didn't really happen or did really happen? Like I want to stand up for you, Riley. Yeah, I mean, is there anything else that I should know about a question? Well, uh, you did make out with the manquin for a long time, and when I was trying to stop you, you started to like take the

mannequins topples. Oh what I started? What you started to undress the mannequin like in a romantic intimate way. That's that's very does not mean it's why I never cut loose like that. Like obviously there's a reason why because this has happened before. I mean, here's the thing, Kinsley, can you forgive it as just a drunken, idiotic mistake. I mean, it sounds like he really doesn't remember, So I do feel bad about that. Okay, of course I

don't remember. Like, why would I call a radio station if I if this was what you were going to say? I'm not a he defeated. He's obviously maybe I feel like Kinsley, he's really embarrassed about what happened. He obviously didn't mean for it to go that way, and he thought he was kissing you. He wishes that it was you, and that's why we would love to send you out on a second date, and we'll pay for it. No mannequins anywhere nearby that he could confuse you with, or

no alcohol. I think it's probably the better choice, right. What are you saying? I'm just saying to yourself. I do feel really bad that I set off the stuff about you kissing. I mean, it happened, but I feel bad that you don't remember. Now I brought it up on the radio. That's not on you, Kinsley. Don't worry. You seem really sweet and genuine, So yeah, I would go out with you again. All right? Yeah, congratulations, man,

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