Second Date Update: Dog Poop Disposal

thirty seconds, maybe more. I don't get it. That's where one of our listeners, Nick, met a woman recently. Not sure if any happy mistakes happen, but let's find out, Nick, you go a full thirty Oh yeah, oh yeah, don't start like this. I'm just joking around, man. So it's said in your email that you sent to us that you met a girl at a house party. Yeah, that's right, we met at a house party. Okay, what's her name

is about? And then what level of inebriation were you when you guys met I mean, you know, we were a pill hearing, but there was a lot of drinking and stuff, all right, remember it? Yeah, yeah, you knew her name. What was the meeting? Like paint a picture for us? It was really cool. I mean, you know, there was a lot of people and we got matched together as teammates playing Seltzer Pong. That definitely bonds people really quickly. Yeah, Seltzers bring the world together. Like, why

are we chugging Seltzers? They're carbonated, it's just a it's locale. Yeah, okay, did you guys? Did you guys win? That's the question. We did win, you know, and we so, yeah, we did kind of bond, which was cool, and you're right there was some belching involved that Seltzer man. Yeah, it's very people together. So aside from bonding over Seltzer pond, how was how was your connection with Isabelle? It was good.

So after we won the game, you know, we ended up kind of chilling in the backyard and there was definitely like slurty vibes and we totally just lost track of time talking and I mean we must have talked for like four hours. That's a huge blond between you two. That you can talk for four hours straight at a house party. It's awesome, Longer than most relationships. Y yeah, So the time definitely got out of hand and you know, until I realized, oh crap, like I have to actually

let my dog out. So I told her I had to go, and she was like, oh, you know, I could come help you with that. There is she's the one offered too. Yeah, what'd you say to that? I was like, all right, sure, And so she came to my place and we were walking my dog, Bowser, and um, this isn't a euphemism, right, like, this is you actually have a dog. Yeah, okay, that's actually really cute. Did she stay the night? No, so nothing like that happened.

We just walked the dog and talked for another good while, you know, and it was getting late, so we just kind of called it a night. No. I didn't want to be like, you know, have her stay over the first night, or be like disrespectful or whatever. So you know, there was no kiss, no hug or anything. It's just kind of ended no kiss. You guys talked for like, I'm getting like six hours here, and you guys didn't kiss once. And he's probably too gassy with all the

SuDS and sober by the end of it. Yeah, I don't know. It just like there didn't seem to be like a moment or a window, and I didn't want to force it. We were just getting to know each other. Okay, all right, so how did you two leave it? So we just said good night? And I do have her number though, and I ended up texting her like twice and she did not respond. What maybe you guys ran

out a conversation. You talked that there's literally nothing else everything. Yeah, I mean, is there a chance that maybe she has a boyfriend. I asked my friends and they said, she does not have a boyfriend. Dude, what do you think is going on? Because that is so strange that she would just ghost you after that, especially after spending like half a dating yessing the house party to hang outside

with you. Yeah, even if she's not like interested in you sexually and still have a friendship for six hours. You wouldn't hang out with somebody at a house party if you didn't have some sort of chemistry. Wouldn't got somebody like that. That's what I'm saying, What do you what do you think's going on? I really have no idea. I mean, I'm calling a radio station to try and find out. So, okay, So that's a high level of desperation. Yeah,

there's like some some shade thrown at us. But I'll have you know I am the best seltzer pong player on Earth. On Earth. I challenge you, really, Yeah, I challenge you, Nicholas to seltzer pong. But first we're going to call this guy. All right, Oh good, okay, man, hold on. We just talked to Nicholas about his night with a woman named Isabelle. They met at a house party playing seltzer pong, which I'm currently seventeenth ranked in the Ontario Amateur League. Oh real, but climbing, you know,

I got to work my way up to the top. Yeah. But after a long conversation with her. After that, Nick had to duck out to go walk his dog, and she decided to come along with him. Yeah, but afterwards, it's a mystery why she's not responding because she doesn't have a boyfriend at Lisa as far as he knows, and he can't think of a reason why she would be ghosting can't either, So Nick, I'm just gonna throw this out there. I need you to be one hundred

percent truthful when I ask you this. All right, Okay, he's your dog Bowser physically unattractive. Yeah, girl is going to call somebody back because they're dogs ugly. I mean, let's be honest. In Women's Red Book about how girls get turned off by dogs, the dogs and the owners they always like match. But I'm not hearing any answers from Nicholas. Do you have an ugly dog or what?

Obviously I'm just messing with you, Nicholas. Okay, But just before we do this, Nicholas, do I have complete authority if she does call your dog ugly to call her ugly back? Are you cool with that? No? You said it, not me. I'm not taking part. I got the approval. Okay, I'm gonna fight for you, and I'm gonna fight for Bowser too. Jeff to care, now you really care. I'm in Bowser's corner. Let's dial this number. Oh my god, the girl answer. Let get myself. Okay, let's just do this.

Here you go, I'm down number right now. Hello, Hi, is this Isabel? Yeah? This is her? Who's this? Hey Isabel? My name's Jeff. What are you signing already? I just said one thing. Yeah, I'm calling from a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, which you are currently on Welcome. Oh hey, why are you guys calling? Great question, Well, we're calling on behalf of one of our listeners named Nicholas. Oh yeah, no, we haven't even said yeah no, that's like, what is this all about.

This is a segment that we do on our show called a second date Update. It's where we help our listeners get in touch with somebody after they had a really good date night but they can't get a hold of the other person. Huh, So, what did you guys

hear about that night? He told us the whole story, about the whole night, how you guys spend hours together at this house party and you even left with him to go help walk his dog, Bowser, and he was like totally respectful, didn't try to kiss you, didn't ask you to stay the night, And so he's just really confused why after spending all that time together, you would completely ghost not respond to any of his texts, not even a high I mean, it sounds like he didn't

tell you guys the whole story. Well yeah, I mean that's that's possible. I mean, his version makes it sound like it was the perfect evening. What did he not tell us then okay, so yeah, we go to walk his dog. Everything's sign. We're talking, and we stopped because his dog is taking a number two okay, And then he picks it up and passed it in his neighbor's garbage. Okay, two garbage. That's so rude to dump it in someone else's garbage, Like, why would you do that? Wait? Wait,

you're talking about the baggy of dog poo. You're upset that he put it in his neighbor's garbage. Yeah, I think it's such an a whole move. It just shows me that he doesn't care about his neighbor. There's a garbage receptacle, Like why is that an issue? Like we weren't even that far from his house. Why would you put it in someone else with's garbage? Why? I'm sorry, Why does it matter? Because now girls that people drop it in our bin all the time between you you

already have a dog. Yeah, I say it like it's nice that they pick it up. I don't care where they put it, like, it's just not on our grasp the poop guys. Seriously, So you're saying that you would rather he pick it up, carry it home with him, and throw it away in his own garbage. Absolutely, okay, but I still get it, Like, why would that be a reason not to call him back? You don't get it. We were like twenty thirty yards away from his house. Why didn't he just walk back the quid put it

in his garbage and we could have moved on him. Yeah, I wasn't going to ask him that I barely know the guy. Okay, it should be told, I barely know him either, But I'm brave enough to ask him because he's actually on the other line listening. Nicholas, why didn't you pick it up and throw it into your own garbage? Bro? I'm not I'm just asking the question in the same tone that she did. Yeah, what what are you doing?

You're on the phone. What's going on? Um? What's going on is that we we spend an awful long time like talking and getting to know each other, and then you didn't respond to my text. And now I'm finding out that it's because I threw away dog poop not in the right garbage. Can I guess you heard my side of the story, and I told you I think it's insensitive and you're only thinking about yourself. You're making it easier for you and you, I'm thinking about your neighbor.

I mean, she's kind of right. I'm not trying to defend him. I don't think it's a huge deal. But yeah, obviously he was like, Oh, a garbage is a garbage deal breaker? I mean, is it? Maybe it is? Isabel's this passionate about it. Text into seven eighty five and nine too, tell us what's your opinion here? Is it wrong to pick up your dog's poop and throw it into your neighbor's trash can? Yeah, it's wrong. He shouldn't do it. My god, such passion. Yeah, like, why didn't

you confront him that night? If you if it upset you that much? Oh my god, listen, lady, I are you. I don't know the guy. I'm not going to confront him about his dog poop. So you were excited about meeting this guy and spending this long time with him and connecting on this sounds like deeper level, am I right? Well? A deal breaker is a dealbreaker, like I can view

with someone like that. Yeah, I don't know, if I'm being honest, like I've done that a lot when I have dogs, Like if I'm out walking even a block away I toss it into the closest garbage can because I just don't want to walk around with it in my hand. Well, when you're a bad person too, Well, I know that I go to bed every night in the mirror. I do it too. I have a dog. I don't know. No, you know what this has happened to me before. I have been the neighbor. Wow, And

you know what I did. I collected all of the poop for a week and gave it right back to him. Oh better for you, just the garbage take it? I mean, Nick, are you ready to admit that you're a terrible, horrible person? For I would have rather heard her call my dog ugly because this makes no sense. No, you can always have both. No, don't say was he I don't know? Don't ask her. She's ruthless, dude. He's fine but not hot? But like fine, So is there any wiggle room here? Isabel? Like?

If he stopped doing that, didn't do that behavior anymore? Would that be okay? If that was the case, then we would be willing to send you out on another date, and we would pay for it. What do you say? As well? For the record, I do not date monsters. Musters. That makes it worse. You know what, I guess I should be happy. You're the type of chick would like burn the house down because I put the spoon in the wrong drawer. You mean rational? You at least I

care about people. What's wrong with you? You actually probably the best naghmor ever. You care about garbage, broke and Jeffrey in the morning.